Lewis Black | The Rant Is Due best of the Bible 

The ark in Kentucky was damaged by flooding a couple of years ago, which I find hilarious.

As a teacher, I have never heard anything more true than Mr. Black's statement in reference to the students of today, "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

"watching The Flintstones as if it was a documentary" is still my favorite Lewis Black line.

Tax exemptions for religious institutions means they don't have to support National Defense, local police, fire departments, etc. but they surely benefit from them. Guess who picks up the tab.

As a former Christian, this is refreshing.

My 85 year old mother, a devout Southern Baptist, informed the family Trump was another Mussolini the day Trump announced he was running for POTUS in 2016

The fact cheese cake guy got THAT many laughs from lewis himself is telling to me honestly. Absolutely fantastic rant on his part

"Amateurs built the Ark, but professionals built the Titanic." Yeah, thing is, we've actually found the Titanic, so there's evidence it actually existed.

"Tell them you're going to push them off the earth one day" I'm screaming from that one 😭😭😭

The difference is the Jews just didn't clue into the fact that God had decided to retire and go fishing - has passed the religious business onto his hippie son, which was then quickly grabbed up by the Italians...

My wife doesn't like this video. I'm watching it again

If the cheesecake guy doesn't get free tickets for life, there is no justice in this world! What an absolute gem!!

I am an ordained deacon in apostolic succession.....100% approve of Lewis' message. 🙂

The kid I help babysit (not yet 4 yr.old at the time) was excited to show me the books he selected at the library. He holds up books on dinosaurs, reptiles, turtles. and one on evolution. This kid is facinating. Thanks for the laughs - I really needed it.

I saw this BRILLIANT Man at Milwaukee's "Summer Fest" WAAAYYY BACK when he was just starting out and on smaller "Free Stages". I was front row... had never seen him... and I heard some people say how "damned funny he is"! And so... I took a seat in the shade from the hot summer sun... And DAMNED NEAR HAD A BRAIN EXPLOTION From LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD! He even kind of "Heckled" me saying, "If this poor bastard's head doesn't explode... it will be a Fucking Miricale!" I got to meet him afterwards and TOLD him how he just made my day! I've been a HUGE FAN and seen him MANY TIMES Since! One of the GREATS in my opinion!!!

Jotham the father of Ahaz was born just off I-95 exit 261. Word on the street is he taught dinosaurs how to skateboard. Bless

So many of us are angry and dismayed at the unimaginable stupidity that pops up almost on a daily basis, but Lewis expresses that anger for us and helps us laugh at it.

Lewis Black is a writer and performer with effing courage. Just watched his performance re onset of Covid and the mask controversy. Knocked my socks off & I don’t wear socks. He is a hero IME.

I love how Luis calls Ken Ham "canned ham." 😂

I love Lewis Black. He's always so cheerful.

The Ark at the Ark encounter is sitting on 102 concrete piers and filed an insurance claim for flood damage in 2018.

Mr. Black is a national treasure.

Lewis Black travels from town to town in a kitted out bus playing pinochle with his crew and generally enjoying his life. We're blessed to have his voice.

A true master of his craft, love me some Lewis Black his humor keeps me sane.

Was taught the Bible at the same time I was watching Wild Kingdom with my mom (a naturalist)...My challenging questions to my Sunday school teacher regarding the story of Noah alone, she finally threw up her arms told me it's a matter of faith. My next statement was in regard to Santa, the Easter Bunny and tooth fairy my disappointment and loss of faith I held in my folks when I discovered fantasy vs reality. She asked me to leave her class. The following reality based discussions with my mother were fascinating...in a nutshell, she told me the more I exposed myself to various experiences, question what I'm told the more you learn to discern fantasy (ie misinformation) and reality, the more faith you will develop in yourself and your ability to function in the real world. To say I was a gadfly throughout my public education would be an understatement. By the time passed both my folks passed, pain in the ass that I presented, I actually had learned a thing or two from them, perhaps as important they actually learned a thing or two from me.

"Don't forget, the children are our future---unless we stop them now." (Simpsons)

I never heard of this guy until yesterday. A co-worker told me I have the same kind of personality. And he's right.

I met Mr. Black years ago show at Fargo ND Fargo theater love this guy

Has anyone asked why dinosaurs aren’t in the Bible? Logic is never allowed in places like the “Ark Museum”.

7:40 the cheesecake rant is absolutely epic. Thank you Joseph!

I got talked into going to the Creation Museum in Kentucky and it was definitely a Hoot. Large numbers of church busses in the parking lot discharging people who were excited to be at the Promise Land. They had a huge gift shop selling all types of God related trinkets. There was a Zipline on the grounds so they could go zipping for Jesus. They had a phenomenal garden so everyone could see what the actual Garden of Eden looked like for Adam & Eve. They sold food and ice cream cones just to make sure the believers didn’t starve while checking out where they were created. If they would have sold adult beverages that would have made it Real for me.

Best use of religion is comedy source material, well done.

Raised in a Baptist church in the 50's and 60's outside Philadelphia I love u Louis, u embody my feelings as a teenager. Rock on bro!

Lewis Black is a National treasure!

The writer of that letter is absolutely hilarious! He should be a writer or a comedian in his own right…..

Went to nothing but Catholic schools in Texas (college was my first time out of them), read every single book in the Bible, had to write frickin' research papers about it during high school. And yes, I am an atheist for it, have been left permanently damaged by the experience, and I *love* using the Bible against evangelicals because nothing infuriates evangelicals more than someone who actually knows what is in the Bible (it easily surpasses their antisemitism, Islamaphobia, and gay-bashing).

I was raised Roman Catholic and that snake bit made me almost cry LOL it was so damn 🤣 funny holy shit

The most under appreciated creative artists are those who put together words and graphics to communicate to the public complex subjects and beak it down so that millions of people with varying education levels could understand the issue at hand.

I moved to KY three years ago, I’m having trouble bonding but I always say at least I’m not in FL anymore.

Bring Jesus to the bar and just keep ordering water. Guaranteed to come home smashed. Or nailed.

Well, now I want cheesecake.

"I'll be goddamned if my group isn't bigger than yours" 😁

Lewis, you are the only comic that really makes me laugh out loud. Probably because you are *right*.

Mr. Black has incredible genes. Both of his parents survived to 103.

Pastor Lewis working the mic again..who knew he was such a holy man...this rant just grabbs your boo boo...outragelusly brilliant...

As a Religious Left & a Lewis Black fan I must confess I really needed this video, I feel purged. A compilation of scripture, bad attitude & humor all rolled into 1. Thank you, Mr. Black.

Lewis Black is straight forward talking comedian! Awesome! Hilarious! None stop entertainment and laughter!

"Two Corinthians" vs. Second Corinthians reminds of a local radio host (in Romania, where I live) who said "Kim Jong, the second" instead of King Jong-Il lmfao.

i love it..the bible is just that...a book full of stories..thats all..

I am incredibly grateful to Lewis Black for sharing his views of this tiny part of the universe with us!

People think this is comedy, but this truth is so important.

Lewis, you're always sure to make me laugh. The letter from that playwright was comedy gold, too! I'd go see one of his plays.

I absolutely love this man.

Ha ha! When he said canned ham🤣! She was saying Kenneth Hamm, the guy behind building the Ark encounter. But I think canned ham fits better, I'm going to start calling him that from now on.

Separation between sane and insane, is how I see it

Brilliant comedian. Respect.

I love the cheesecake rant starting at 7:40😂

Don't forget, there were positive aspects of being a slave. Like being forced to learn a skill, against your will, under threat of torture to yourself and others. But hey, now you know how to forge shackles and chains.

In 1954 when I was 5 yrs old, I heard the story of the Ark. I should have copywritted the eye roll. I'd be a gazillionaire!

Give em shit Lewis, that's what they deserve, not tax incentives.

The man is insane and I love him. He makes life enjoyable. God has blessed him. May he continue his good work.

I had no idea that Syracuse, NY was the actual location of the biblical Garden of Eden. Listening to Lewis Black is truly educational. So funny.

"Read the Bible but don't believe it and you'll be as happy as me!" -Lewis Black

One of the most insightful things I learned: Canada takes in a large number of ppl everyyear as landed residents. One time I worked with a brain surgeon from Iran. He was doing his equivalencies in Canada. He told me a story of how a bus went off the road in Iran, full of school children and it rolled over. Instead of investigating and making safety improvement orders, the government said it was Allah's will and that nothing more needed to be done. He told me that religion was used and was readily accepted as a way to avoid responsibility in Iran for almost everything. I get the feeling some of that is making its way into Christian quarters as well in this day and age. Religion is a social negative.

Joseph who did not attend the New Brunswick NJ show is absolutely fucking hilarious

I love Lewis. I really needed this laugh.

I watch him for his calming spirit. Oh, they are at the door. Gotta go now.

Mr Black, you MUST read “Lamb- the story of Jesus according to his best friend Biff” It’s by Christopher Moore. It s brilliant and makes a lot more sense than the Bible!!

Wow...He sure does nail my feelings down!

And then yet it goes farther in the thing about the ark makes me absolutely cry lolololol 😂😂😂

It would be classed as a Religious Museum of Misconceptions. in Kentucky.

. Baha'i? You've actually heard of us? God bless you, Lewis Black.

As someone who leans to the right,and a Torah observant reverend, this video is hilarious and I've been a fan of Lewis Black for years. And being originally from Syracuse New York myself the whole time this video is playing I'm doing nothing but laughing. Let's all get our sense of humors back folks and not be Herculic victims and appreciate good comedy

"Lewis was struck down" made the water I was drinking choke me through my nose! ( thank you Sir)!

Getting ready for holiday meals and reading the JUNGLE by U. Sinclair

Every morning young Lewis would wake up on the right side of the bed, smile off the neutrality of hours of slumber, then say or think "wow I get to do another whole day with this guy's brain"

If you ever get the chance definitely see him live it is fantastic

Ark v. Titanic. Titanic ran into an iceberg on the water at night, but the Ark ran into a mountain on dry land in the day...who is the worst captain again?

EXCELLENT! (as ususal!). Pinning the mythologies to the wall is always fun! [SHS 1967]

Mr. Black, thank you for this.

The bible is the most rebooted comic series of all time 😂

I needed a good laugh tonight and I sure got it. Lewis delivers as always!

love the constitutionality of Lewis’ rant ❤️✅👍😎☮️🔥

I refused to attend 'religious studies' at 10 years old, after an old drunk priest told us endless awful stories of torture and hell. Even as a child I realised it was misogynist nonsense.

He is a legend!

I like an older established comedian who just says "Fuck it, I am just going to hold my notes the whole time."

Lewis Is the Truth Bomb , Aloha Braddah.

I remember back in the 1960s they taught "the Bible as literature" in public school. It was clear that mentioning that it was full of supernatural nonsense would have gotten me suspended. So, teaching "Lady Chatterly's Lover" as literature should be just fine. Ideas are innocent, right?

Amen with the Constitution. If you made it through grade school and you can use a dictionary, you can read the Constitution. It ain't that hard. Thank You, Lewis.

"Bibi beget boo boo and booboo beget Bibi " I dead for laughter Lewis legend

Lewis, wishing you a fun, happy, healthy, and abundant holiday season and New Year. You are the best.

"Arc" wow! hahaha! 🦕 dinosaurs and people together is amazingly crazy and I've lived in that state!

I love him . I wish he would tell this should be told to everyone

Open our eyes, Mr. Black!

I tried to read Levicticus and got halfway through and put down the Bible for good!

The Bible pages are the best papers to roll a joint when have no rolling papers.

Oh, Lewis, if only it would work, “Keep saying that and I’m gonna have you committed”…to all those that keep professing, “The Big Lie”, “Santa fucks the Easter bunny to make Easter eggs hatch out chocolate Easter bunnies”. Texas

Lew, I love you. You are an imprint on my soul. You have to understand, this is exactly how I live my life. Thank you.

Mr. Black, that gentleman from Lowell, who called out the Governor & police of Texas. He's a hero. I would love to buy him a beer.

Omg hire the cheesecake dude! He was brilliant