Liam Neeson Vs The Girls | Derry Girls 

Always, the best line at a Protestant party.

One of the best lines in a show full of “best” lines.

“Ahh, fellas, you’re gonna have to do away with all that ‘Royal’ stuff. Best call yourselves NIPS.”

Lovely fella, by the way

I quote this in conversation at least once a week 😂

Some people thought it was going to be Aidan Dunbar.

Well he did call each and every one of them and said “You will keep this a secret, if you don’t I will find you and I will kill you.”

@@anthonyhassett*Adrian

You could if it was in your contract.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

One of the funniest tv shows ever. Everyone who has ever attended a Catholic school must watch this series.

@@billwatkins8227 Not only did I attend a Catholic school (all boys, sadly) but worked in a convent school.. my goodness this is SO on point.

Someone explain this

@@SanskrutiKarnawat George Michael was an 80s pop star. Nuns have to take certain names when they join the order. This sister chose George Michael 😂 She also drives a DeLorean (famous 80s car)

Das are in mums’ pockets

Jedi Knights are over rated.

100% correct and that is why his brother takes him to the cinema.

No need to fight Liam Neeson in a movie, just bring in Uncle Colm.

“One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere…” Granpa Simpson

@@walterpaton8698 Or the children of Astoria. If they managed to break a T-800, what can Liam Neeson do against them?

Funniest part

I died haha

Got me 😂

Idk how any of them could get through that with a straight face

Right? The whole scene was solid gold.

"I don't know who you are and I don't know what you want. If you're looking for a recording, I can tell you there is no tape......"

The more I hear about ”theres no tape” Im more convinced they are being taped

Sheer brilliance! Neeson+Derry Girls....Fenians+A-lister!!! 😅

I still prefer "Release The Kraken", tho.

He did it rather well in the Lego Movie.

@@thesmithersy And in Ted

And in Life's Too Short

@@MrHarumakiSenseiAnd Darkman. Oh wait….

and Love Actually

Right? It's so incredibly sweet. Also, it's a joke that was four seasons in the setup.

If he had a podcast I would listen to it every night so I could actually sleep.

@@tyson31415 I recommend the podcast Sleep with Me and the youtube video Joe Pera Talks You to Sleep! They're not unlike our Colm.

The next Leslie Nielsen

I feel like he has healed lot from losing Natasha

"I'm a Ulster Police Officer. But I have AIDS."

He was great in High Spirits.

​@@TemplarOnHigh unforgettable reference. 😂

It is just me - or did she sound like Gollum when saying that.

"so i says to meself says I"

"I WILL caution you!"

She's right.

There is no tape

She broke the fourth wall

Mas in a bush

Uncle Colm has skills

If uncle Colm was an interrogator he would drive every suspect insane.

@@billwatkins8227 there would be no need to use the Belfast telephone directory to extract a confession, genuine or not.

@@billwatkins8227 there would be no need to use the Belfast telephone directory to extract a confession, genuine or not.

Qui-Gon Jinn just got Jedi mindtricked by Uncle Colm 😂

@@svyatoslavrurikovich8831The girls definitely did their part too 😂

Yesss! I'm shocked not more people are commenting on it. It's freaking insane 😂. Diego's mom sprayed him with tan so they she could sold the story that her son's father is Spanish 😂😂😂 insanne

​@@whatever96 Not just Spanish but from the Spanish Armada lmao

All of Colm's stories end up being very funny or interesting if you can actually manage to make it through!

Sister Michael- “that’s actually pretty funny”

You and Sister Michael 😂😂😂

He’s from Ballymena ;)

@@Skyebright1 I wonder if Liam knows that Ethiopian wee fella Kamal from Ballybofey

@@marlonregner3817 lol going by google map of Ireland probably not ;)

We had a game in our family in our teens/20's. We would leave our friends alone in the sitting room at watch our Da talk them too death.

Liam you are a gem

I consider this the best segment in the whole series. It's just too good.

"Every man for himself." LMAO

Not now Michelle!

her arm on colm even more

Cops are allowed to lie. You are not.

Like Winston Woolf from Pulp Fiction. Colm McCool, Northern Irish Fixer.

Anytime Wains! Anytime at all!

Hardly vague ;)

😂😂😂

But she says it like he had a good one - Hans was short and stubby!

@@elizabethelliott3175 - it doesn't imply he had a good one. It's just that she can recognize every man she meets by their derrieres rather than by their faces.

@@HH-mw4sq Thank you ~ that went right past me!:))

I think he's unnamed, he's just RUC Chief Constable Oh nvm, he has a name, Byers

"Well that, you see, is a funny story. You see, the border between France and, as you said, Germany, back in the day - this was about four hundred years ago, or was it five? I can't quite remember off the top of my head. Call it four-fifty, perhaps, if I don't recall otherwise. Anyway, the border back then, perhaps four hundred and fifty years ago, as I said - this, I learned from a lad down in County Cork when I was a younger lad, name of Connor, mad about history he was. One time, he tried out for an all-Ireland history contest, when he was in fourth form. Might have taken the top prize if he hadn't had to drop out to take care of his grandmother, who had a game leg. He told me--'

I guess they wanted a Royal Ulster Constabulary uniform with the crown on.

You should reaaally watch it, its short

Thanks for answering my question. I was thinking Liam had a crazy movie out with these girls. He's my favorite actor and I was shocked. 😂😂😂😂

It's called Derry Girls. It's a great show.

Binge it. Especially if you attended Catholic School.

Sorry sir, it’s every man for themselves ;)

People realised from the smell ;)

@@Skyebright1 Ahhh, yes, did Uncle Colm call it "purple"? whiff?

@@di942842powerful whiff I think, his accent does make it sound like purple ;)

@@Skyebright1 😂😂😂😂😂

The “powerful wiff” off the poor critter (Diego) was from the tanning lotion. 😂😂 The Mom was crazy (madder than a bag of cats)

Golden Girls

Which makes the joke about the number of Catholic Police officers in the then Royal Ulster Constabulary, (RUC) even more hilarious since the organisation was overwhelmingly Protestant. 😂😂

I think he's from Ballymena, Co Antrim?

@@minanes6549 Just looked it up. You are correct.

Liam Neeson s actually a Nordie

@@Andulsi I thought so. Either way he's not from Derry. I don't know enough about his personal politics to know if he'd call it Derry or Londonderry anyhow (and politics aside 'Londonderry' sounds like a bit of a mouthful).

@@minanes6549 Thank you

Anytime Wains! Anytime at all!

I’m always afraid I’m Uncle Colm.

@@christinemcgrath8264 ah well to be sure now you could be a worse person.

They must drug test.

@@randymagnum143 what if your urine's green you can't get in?

He's a very lovely fellow.

@@Hesitatedeye they just check to see if it's flammable.