Libertarian James Bond 

I loved that joke as much as I despise the USDA.

Actually Fiat, remember what Nixon did

Ha!! I didn't catch that ❤❤

There's an interrogation scene where he takes someone's bikini top off and gets it around her neck in one fluid motion. Would have been a better take to use for this gag.

@@HughJass-jv2lt Nixon, as much as he's vilified by the left, was very much a man of the left.

not in texas it was deregulated in i think the 2016 session.

You also need dangerous experimental drugs to work (I'd rather have Heroine than the $hit they are mandating I take, at least the long term effects of that are known, and if I did have that I also wouldn't be allowed to work, so which is it government? Why must I take something dangerous by "executive order"? We're my taxes/bribes not good enough?) There should be no licenses, even if you are licensed for braiding hair they will still shut you down whenever you feel like it (unless Pelosi wants her hair done).

The Best One!!!

Yes for "safety" But you don't need a license to program a self driving car nor is your code reviewed by any safety agency. Hmmm..

U in Az I see lol

"how is that evil? "I don't know!" I just love how defensive he gets about spending his own money to go to space.

Same... one of my favorite bits!

I saw that movie for the first time about a month or so ago. I just said, "Goddammit, Q." and put my head in my hands, unable to figure out which part of that hilarity I was supposed to laugh at first.

Legit lol watching? Nu english for nu males.

@@Zodroo_Tint lol here's some more "nu english" for you: gfys

Somewhere in there is a joke about hitting a debt ceiling too.

There is an infinite amount of money. All will be spent none will be saved

Housing market!

@@gorgthesalty There is literally no way to pay off the debt as long as the Federal Reserve own the US Dollar.

@@rickoshay5525 so true

Truth is funny sometimes

Yes, my wife became a federal employee when it was a safe, but low paid job. Then, over the years, it became a safe, high paid job, and Washington suburbs became the wealthiest in the nation.

@@Sarconthewolf You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to such truth. Otherwise, you will just be miserable! XD

@@brookvalley907 Well, lucky for you and your wife! At least some sound-minded folks can enjoy something good! :P

#meeetooo!!!!

I see what you did there

Paired with the “Bitcoin is Forever”... *chef’s kiss*

Is there any harm in it? Pause. Eh. (and shrug) This is where i paused the video till I stopped laughing. I thought that was so good how it captures the spirit of the people doing it. Like they're aware that somebody somewhere suffers for this, but there's this satisfying beep

🤣🤣🤣

Ominous sounds from 2024

🤣 agree

Loool

I thought it was queue

I died laughing at this whole thing, but this part does take the cake😂❤️🙏🔥🌎

I actually LOL IRL on that one

@@learnhistoryandeconomics3690 a gay wedding cake I presume

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to suffocate. But I’m still smiling about it. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Same here. Brilliant.

Sorry, but Bezos is evil. Not for going into space. Not for providing goods and services. For shutting down Parler. And I bet he paid off politicians to shut down local businesses so that people had to use his service to get the things they needed under lockdown.

@@billvojtech5686 parler shut themselves down by being in the US we have decades of govt leaks , piracy , child porn, and white nationalist groups that they could have used for guidance in preventing their "free speech " platform from being taken down.

@@NoNoseProduction that's just a whole other level of flawed logic

"I said (Literally anything here) and everyone on Twitter got very angry."

Way, WAY, WAAAAAY back, I saw a 10-part or maybe 12-part satire, very well done, with a character called James Bomb. It was very funny, very clever, totally surreal. If anyone ever sees it, you will laugh your head off. (somewhat loopy and bizarre sense of humour). I lost track of it, but if anyone ever sees it in the dusty old parts of YooToob, please, PLEASE *PLEEEEAAASE* let me know where it is. You will be glad you saw it.

Nancy Pelosi had the icecream in her enormous freezer

@@corallynnewman3536 Don't forget Biden getting caught with ice cream whenever his legion of yesmen follow him around. CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP! *GASP OHHHHHHH GASP*

@@humbughumbughumbug is this another one of those things that the left says the right are mad about, but nobody on the right has ever heard of the thing?

"They spray painted my garage!"

Safe

Everyone is getting all upset that the private sector is going to space. I still don't get it. They wouldn't be tweeting their rage from an iPhone if the government was in charge of cell phones. They would have a flip phone and still be happy they could play snake on it

@@colinklang flip phone? My friend that's too optimistic... They'll have no phone at all...

@@sammybarrera lol you're right. Most likely a pay phone

I had to google that one. But I'm ordering it next time I go out.

@@ja8898 come to Ecuador and try it. It’s legal here and there are many licensed shamans that can give you that spiritual/out of body experience

"One infant Just hand it to me"

@@dannyboycinco But do they also use Acacia Confusa? The normal mix is full of... demons. Acacia got loving Gaia in it.

His license to kill is clearly in violation of the non aggression principle

That's the joke.

He also usually tells the gov to piss off all the time in his own way

whoosh, some would say.

@@thenewmayorofcrazytown7392 Not necessarily, to be fair. 99% of what that means is that he is trusted with his own recognizance regarding going after OTHERS who initiated aggressions; what’s bad is that he can skip the bureaucracy of proving that his kills were each individually justified, the one area where a little red tape for transparency is important.

Might makes right, then, and there is no society.

"I don't want to not rape this girl"

@@Justanotherconsumer As long as no harm is being done to others, then "I don't want to" is valid. As soon as you bring "might" into the equation, then you do not have a free society. In essence, the concept of society as you define it cannot be free, as there is always a group of people known as the state who will do violence to it's fellow citizens if they are not obeyed.

@@ChadGatling well, the girl would be the one saying “I don’t want to” and the men respect their rights. If they don’t, that’s one of the things that the 2nd amendment is good for :) problem solved

Not anymore under this admin

That's the government's fault. Amazon can't help what the fearful idiots in government decide to do on a whim.

@@benjaminharbour760 It is the Government's fault, but don't pretend like Amazon doesn't get special treatment from their lobbying efforts.

@@dillardc81 Eh, that much is true.

Oh and treat their employees like shit, too

@@lmgmaster7526 You work for Amazon?

I'm not even a big fan of Reason, but I clicked because it is James Bond, lol.

Same here.

The "Ehh..." took that gag from excellence to perfection.

if you're not a libertarian or even better a non-mafiaist, then you're a brainwashed sheep who hopefully will wake up one day to understand the true nature of your plight

@@jdsartre9520 Yeah, none of what you said sounds convincing though. I would rather refer him to Milton Friedman's talks. Essentially, it's about freedom for the individual as a principle of governance.

@@jdsartre9520 tertium non datur? Ok dude.

I'm a liberal libertarian, pro universal healthcare in a good way, same with housing, and anti-sexualizing of kids, and pro free speech, pro gold standard, and anti-monopolies. You don't have to be a lover of cold conservatism to be a libertarian. Did you know that in Oregon, they found that providing cheap and free housing for homeless people actually saved the city money on healthcare spending? Getting rid of medical monopoly controls and limiting healthcare lawsuit caps would make hospital bills much cheaper. But alas, to install socialism, the people behind the scenes had to make capitalism as evil as they could, this is why so many republicans are conservative in name only and actually vote for limiting freedoms. In the real world of a good form of capitalism, not only can you have your cake and eat it too, but you can also put icing on it, pay your kids college tuition and open a bakery to make more cakes and write what you want to on it!

He's upset that it's an ollllld standard

You could say, It was Bitcoin Beforrre the blocks It-freak-ing-rocks

Literally I’m a libertarian Socialist and I agree this is genuinely hillarious. The world needs more of this.

While it could be interpreted as referring to Musk, I think it was intended to refer to Bezos who arguably got the most hate for going to space than anyone who ever has.

@@vedritmathias9193 I don't think anyone hates him for going to space, it's more how he treats his employees and his behaviour towards musk

Libertarians, maybe?

LMFAO

James Bond and the Giant Peach 😂

Ok I missed that. Apparently I have to go watch it *again*.

@@Embassy_of_Jupiter They were meant to be valuable souvenirs (from signing the (first)Trump impeachment order), but since Trump wasn't actually convicted they are probably worthless.

@@Embassy_of_Jupiter Many laws are signed that way, been going on a long time. I believe MacArthur used several pens for the formal surrender of the Japanese at the end of WWII.

She was trying to show her joy but she was the usual useless idiot.

@@Foolish188 Yes, he did. He gave one straight to Wainwright, who he demanded be on the deck to witness the signing. It is very much a tradition and the fact that Trump wasn't convicted isn't going to make the pens less valuable, given that they are now from is *first* impeachment and he's the only president to have been impeached *twice*.

@@aaronleverton4221 And yet it means so much less than the others...which also meant nothing. And as to the 'why' some are gifts and keepsakes, others are auctioned to raise funds.

Yupp, and that's why those people are pieces of shit

To be fair, he also got the TSA agent in this one.

@@MaxDangerPower True, I was worried until I saw that

Comedy gold standard?

appreciate it :)

stfu, fix your teeth

@@gregoryeverson741 I'm not English, and my comment was meant as a compliment rather than as an insult. I would usually never stand to watch a video of Americans butcher an English accent, but I actually enjoyed this video

@@justinjozokos1699 Americans are different from the rest of the world, there is no way to explain it

@@gregoryeverson741 There is, they are the hegemon, Soviet people had the same mentality around other Socialist countries as well.

Conservative?

I was thinking a true libertarian would still shoot back when someone trains a gun on them

what

@@QuadCloudNine Wordddd

A true Libertarian capitalizes the L.

God made the land and gifted it to all mankind, not the ones who could use the most violence to claim the most. While one can rent land from society, ultimately the land belongs to everyone. Not only is private permanent land ownership not libertarian, it is a violation of our most fundamental rights; self evident rights granted to us by God and by virtue of our existence.

Nope, there are a few videos like this where Remy makes an appearance, most commonly as one of those TSA fondlers.

No! Game of Thrones libertatian edition for example.

No, and I don't think that was espoused. Voluntarily choosing to make one is libertarian, though.

@@squee116 Voluntarily choosing to not make one is also libertarian...

@@barkerd427 Hence no mention of forcing anyone to do anything...

Yeah I made a profit of $7,000 trading with him last week

I'm happy to see Mr Desmond Gabriel mentioned here, My spouse recommended him to me after investing £4000 and he has really helped us financially in thu times of COVID-19 lockdown here in Australia.

What BS platitudes is this that I keep seeing people post? So far 18 likes without a thought. When I was poor I paid my bills and tried to save for an emergency. I wanted to invest but my left over $20 wasn’t going to get me much if I needed to go to Urgent Care and get an Rx before next payday. Thank goodness those days are over for me but so many people are still working their way up. Rethink your cliched philosophy.

@@mrswjr4061 it's the bot farms. did you see the rest of the replies?