Librarians Come For The Former President | Joe "Dark Brandon" Biden Is More Powerful Than Ever

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The FBI's raid of the former president's home is apparently part of an ongoing investigation by the National Archives and Records Administration. Meanwhile, the current president's recent accomplishments are being celebrated online with "Dark Brandon" memes. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@DrownedInExile 2 года назад

Yesterday I had a pretty rough day on the job. Got home late, to news of Trump being raided, and Faux Noise throwing a fit. That did put a smile on my face!

@damientech88 2 года назад

Would it make you smile if Republicans abused their power while in government?

@Christie_Love 2 года назад

You love to see it. 😊

@NankitaBR 2 года назад

Yesterday I spent all day in bad with terrible cramps, but that news made that one of the happiest days I had in years.

@DrownedInExile 2 года назад

@@damientech88 It would make me smile if Repugnants and their failed god-king Trump were prosecuted for their many abuses of power while in government.

@oldrrocr 2 года назад

I'll bet Snowflake Sean said "They are coming FOR YOU NEXT!"

@rgwak 2 года назад

"It was a beautiful raid. A tremendous raid. It was big and beautiful and maybe the most incredible raid ever, many people are saying. So many boxes and the most beautiful safe. Can t'rump do a raid or what, right folks? t'rump raids, no one does them better than me t'rump!"

@juliefranks4265 2 года назад

“Sir, this raid had the most agents in the history of raids.”

@gggongaga2949 2 года назад

"You may not know this, but many people have told ME-- it was the most bigly raid they'ever seen..." DAM rite, it was-- Lmao ! I'm Loving every minute of it! 💙🇺🇸💙

@jamesdavis-mann706 2 года назад

Since news broke yesterday back here in the UK I have been eagerly awaiting this monologue....and it didn't disappoint! Taken down by librarians!!!!

@GrandmaCathy 2 года назад

Same!!

@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад

Best part is, I'm Liberian, so for a second, that's what I thought the title said haha. But I doubt Trump could find us on a map, much less try to make a dirty deal with us.

@franaydelott2734 2 года назад

They haven't found anything. Trump was a good president. We had low fuel prices. Biden f''d it all up.

@lynnb7511 2 года назад

we will see about that

@avidnongetit8710 2 года назад

Me also. Awesome set of jokes

@pamelahammonds8418 2 года назад

Archivists are an insane bunch. I've worked in an academic library for 32 years and there's nothing like them! "You took what?!" I'm loving this.

@grizzlynad 2 года назад

Man I’ve been waiting for tonight’s show, & the idea that emperor Cheeto could be taken down by librarians is poetic! 😅

@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад

The best part is that this director was appointed by Trump, and now he gets to take him down!

@chenzen1578 2 года назад

It almost sound like his archenemies/opposite kind of persons got him.

@michaelsoutherland3023 2 года назад

Yes it's wonderful, validates Trump's anti-establishment propaganda.

@sinetteiversen9978 2 года назад

Especially for somebody who vant read

@lisamareeaccary5132 2 года назад

Not to mention Hilarious !

@marquesjohnson6359 2 года назад

I knew this was gonna make Stephen so happy LOL 😂😅

@joycej9415 2 года назад

It makes all true Patriots 😊

@marquesjohnson6359 2 года назад

@@joycej9415 true

@TheFourthBlackReaper 2 года назад

As a librarian, can confirm. You take something you aren’t supposed to and you’re dewey decimal damned

@katiearbuckle9017 2 года назад

This reminds me I need to see if I need to renew my card it's been since the 2010s.

@Tao_Tology 2 года назад

👀 And that's the most specific and organised way to be damned.

@jasonarthurs3885 2 года назад

How long have you been holding onto that nugget?

@burn6580 2 года назад

And Clintons email server?

@DeadCatX2 2 года назад

The Dewey Decimation System

@JH324 2 года назад

"I would like to thank the FBI and Colbert for helping me get Reelected " Donald Trump

@travisc7722 2 года назад

Oh man as a Canadian as soon as I saw that news I was looking forward to Colberts reaction! Also I hope one of the agents name was named Bookman.

@MikeRiderOOO 2 года назад

Agent Franklin R. Bookman, FBI.

@rosaliemerkel 2 года назад

Love it !!

@JonasGrossMusic 2 года назад

As a librarian, I approve this joke 👍🏻

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 года назад

If anyone gets to throw the book at him, it's you. As long as the book is returned in three weeks.

@barbaracarroll1497 2 года назад

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc ding ding ding!! And folks we have a winner!! Hysterical!!@

@whitehouseplumber 2 года назад

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc you win the comment section today, bravo 👏 .

@triciac1019 2 года назад

Woo hoo!

@DrownedInExile 2 года назад

DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM???

@mikefromwa 2 года назад

I knew this was gonna be good, and sure enough, it was. Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.

@cleverusername9369 2 года назад

2:09 I'm not a librarian but the roar of approval from the audience about librarians made me very happy

@ellynmacgregor8210 2 года назад

I am not and never have been an official librarian, but I worked at a library (as paid staff, not as a volunteer) for over twenty years, and let me tell you--those librarians in Reference (or Info Services, to use the newer term) really kick some serious...well, let's just say one shouldn't be deceived by their mild appearance and quiet demeanor. 😉

@naomilu9910 2 года назад

You all were in fine form tonight. Your reaction at the beginning of this monologue exactly reflected how I've been feeling all day, including the evil little chuckle. Stephen, you are truly an inspired performer.

@akinumber1 2 года назад

En fuego!

@Drace90 2 года назад

And then he gave an ageist impression of an old man having minor problems putting on a jacket. What a performer.

@wholeshebang1 2 года назад

@@Drace90 - I get what you're saying about ageism, poking fun at Biden having a "senior moment" as the wind plays havoc with his jacket. Really, it could be of _anyone_ trying to put on their jacket in the wind on the tarmac. If that's all he has as a critique, Biden must be doing things right.

@biffalobull2335 2 года назад

Wow, such hatred you carry around And then to get your secret messages from CulberT Hope today is a better day for you

@naomilu9910 2 года назад

@@Drace90 I didn't think it was ageist. I've had trouble putting a coat on in the wind my whole life. Haven't you? Don't you find slapstick amusing? Whole generations thought it was hilarious.

@y_fam_goeglyd 2 года назад

I feel Joe's pain getting that jacket on and dropping his glasses! I've got a torn muscle in the top of my left arm and I can't even get my bathrobe on without getting tied up in knots, without any wind blowing through my bathroom. As for my glasses, it's a miracle they've lasted long enough to be out of date...

@thatswhatisaid8908 2 года назад

I'm regularly amazed at how tough glasses are these days. Luckily.

@tdunph4250 2 года назад

@Mandy B Yeah, but you weren't distracted by a ice cream stand while putting on your jacket and you are probably not as old and as senile. Just facts.

@thomasbecker9676 2 года назад

@@tdunph4250 Found the MAGAt!

@lordeastwood 2 года назад

@@tdunph4250 Please tell us more, old and senile individual.

@kyleb8670 2 года назад

@@tdunph4250 school left you behind. Just facts

@gamepapa1211 2 года назад

"Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the President of the United States." - Donald Trump, circa 2015. EDIT: Snopes said research is ongoing on whether or not he actually said that, but let's be real for a second here, folks. Given the former guy's history of misogyny and love for hypocrisy, he most DEFINITELY had said that one way or another.

@Xiannv. 2 года назад

Good one!

@luvmyrecords 2 года назад

WOW!! I didn't remember that one. Thank you!

@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972 2 года назад

But this idiot has decided that the raid is a motivating factor to announce his presidency. What?

@mtnx7 2 года назад

Investigated by his own appointed FBI Director nonetheless 🤣

@ihcterra4625 2 года назад

@@mtnx7 and signed by a judge Trump appointed

@gramnet 2 года назад

This monologue was pure comedy gold tonight.👏

@michaelsoutherland3023 2 года назад

Steven Crowder gets 3 times the views.

@roelandrutgers 2 года назад

Too much applause-pauses nowadays.

@mooks616 2 года назад

@@michaelsoutherland3023 Never heard of him before but you should get your eyesight tested.

@michaelsoutherland3023 2 года назад

@@mooks616 It's actually basic math.

@conniefrank6895 2 года назад

@@michaelsoutherland3023 perhaps you mean Trae Crowder

@Matt_Villines 2 года назад

2016: “if you’re innocent, why would you plead the fifth?” 2022: “I pLeAd tHe FiFtH¡”

@op3129 2 года назад

440 times

@seventy18 2 года назад

How many times are you gonna be a loser liberal Matt...? Russia Russia Russia... LMAO!

@bdogfish75 2 года назад

Because you can and its granted to do so. From experience even if innocent never speak to cops. In this case even to our corrupt government. A good lawyer will always counsel you to never open your mouth.

@longagoandfaraway7868 2 года назад

@@bdogfish75 trump has a good lawyer? Didn't think he knew how to get one of those.

@lisbetsoda4874 2 года назад

@@longagoandfaraway7868 he can get good lawyers but he can't keep them. Only the bad ones stay.

@civil_villain 2 года назад

I'd just like to point out that, even though he won't admit it, Trump is a *FORMER* President, and a disgraced one at that.

@timefortinybirdandfriends6565 2 года назад

And, defeated.

@sheilalopez3983 2 года назад

Civil, twice impeached.

@markmh835 2 года назад

Correction: he's a disgraced, twice impeached, rejected by the majority of voters Former President. Also, an embarrassment to the Nation and Bloated Joke of the Western World. (And this was all completely predictable in 2016. Hillary tried to warn us.)

@EH23831 2 года назад

Yeah… how can it be a political with hunt? He’s a private citizen who’s not above the law 🤷🏻‍♀️

@damientech88 2 года назад

Being hated by far left activists, corrupt politicians and media is not a disgrace. It's a badge of honor.

@DK-co2bg 2 года назад

Thank-you everyday colbert for your work that keeps us all laughing. Go Brandon Go!

@Kristene.L 2 года назад

Beautiful. Stephen going strong with the jokes tonight. 🤣

@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад

You could tell his heart and soul were in it!

@NewMessage 2 года назад

Imagine being the poor agents on Mar-A-Lago toilet search duty.

@terrygoyan 2 года назад

Nikon had plumbers and I hope the FBI does too. But where do you find plumbers with top secret clearance?

@Tao_Tology 2 года назад

I'm still stunned that he ever thought 'make them into slightly smaller pieces' was the same as actually destroying documents.

@Nymeria0 2 года назад

They need to call rotor rooter for assistance

@SeventhPow3r 2 года назад

They’d probably just find shredded up documents in the toilet.

@paulmanegold304 2 года назад

Massive dumps lmao. Call the Mario bros .Don't forget they have to sign an NDA lol.

@animalshrew7092 2 года назад

When I saw Eric on the news talking about the raid, I though yes Stephens Impression will be back, Love it

@danabarnebey7258 2 года назад

Miss James - bravo! Thanks for being a fighter and standing UP for Truth and against a mad man.

@amethystsavage4018 2 года назад

I’m surprised that Stephen could talk about the Plumbers of the Watergate scandal and not make a joke about how Trump clogs toilets with classified documents

@mackinacisland3825 2 года назад

This comment is genuis.

@Heartfelt-zv7wh 2 года назад

🥇Best comment

@fifiwoof1969 2 года назад

Oh DAMN!

@_GeneralMechanics_ 2 года назад

A joke I've had since 2019, the only difference between Trump and Watergate is Nixon didn't own the hotel.

@bytheway1031 2 года назад

This comment should be 📌

@captiannemo1587 2 года назад

Except Mar-a-largo cannot be a home under the terms of its agreement...

@gamepapa1211 2 года назад

The best thing about Grampa Joe is that he got everything for everybody: he's got goofs for the petty petulant children on Fox News to laugh at, and he's got actual policies for everyone else once the immature children are done laughing and left the room. It's a win for everybody!

@Marijuanifornia 2 года назад

*Hemp for Victory* was literally a win for everyone, and no one cares. *Hemp for Victory,* US Department of Agriculture 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 See that? That's an official US government website. The US government obviously knows about this, and choose to ignore it to continue to pump billions of our tax dollars into police and prisons. It's all bullshit. It's always been bullshit. This country is nothing but lies on top of lies on top of lies. They keep lying even when they put video proof of their lies on everyone's cellphones, and no one cares.

@bobbobbington3615 2 года назад

Because government spending reduces inflation... and... uh... admitting gun violence is a mental health issue.

@kelly-annflanagan7693 2 года назад

@@bobbobbington3615 thanks for that wildly non sequitur commentary. Heeeere's Yer Sign!

@gamepapa1211 2 года назад

@@kelly-annflanagan7693 Jeff Foxworthy is such an underrated comic genius.

@0TTERBRO 2 года назад

@ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍʙᴏʏ the cream in this boy

@maryanneslater9675 2 года назад

"Librarians are the secret masters of the universe. They control information. Don't ever piss one off." -- Spider Robinson

@rw3423 2 года назад

😂🤭

@mszoomy 2 года назад

I think I had a heart attack I was laughing so hard. At the end, I was thinking, damn, he didn't drop the glasses, impressive! Oops 😆 spoke to soon.

@chalabrooks5433 2 года назад

My side hurt laughing at this fool. 😂😂😂

@bigmanh007 2 года назад

He Loves the poorly educated 😂 and it's the librarian taking him down

@ellynmacgregor8210 2 года назад

Poetic justice, wouldn't you say?

@568843daw 2 года назад

Another vacuous statement from the peanut gallery. 😂😂😂😂

@ruckusrevolution9475 2 года назад

It's a testament to the discipline of army training that those guards didn't flinch at Joe's struggle. So hard not to interfere 🤣🤣🤣

@bekytg9393 2 года назад

Yes Librarians and Archivists know everything.

@ilikenachosify 2 года назад

The world needs to see the United States of America, take a LEGAL stand against criminality, ignorance, conspiracy nonsense, bigotry and workplace incompetence from top to bottom. SET THE EXAMPLE … ethics, principles honesty and high standards are not just admirable, they are essential aims for all humans.

@soham141 2 года назад

Glad to see Stephen so happy. After sooooo long.

@VivaCozette 2 года назад

Colbert is on fire 🔥. Love this monologue.😆💜

@henrygvidonas9573 2 года назад

And guess what Team Trump did, first thing, as soon as they heard the news of the FBI search? _"Ding-ding-ding!"_ Correct answer, we have a winner! They sent out an email blast for donations to the suckers, marks, and rubes! Because the grift NEVER stops!

@jacquelinecallejas1390 2 года назад

I want Randy Rainbow to right a song parody, Suckers Marks and Rubes to the tune of Gypsies Tramps and Thieves.

@Dizinii 2 года назад

I had to watch this again. I just want to bask in the warmth of the schadenfreude

@Krushak8888 2 года назад

I love how they are offended by his home being raided, but jan 6th was innocent stuff.

@jerryparks6123 2 года назад

Trump conspiracy theorists are stupider than Their wanna be DICTATOR in chief!

@cathywethington5913 2 года назад

Hey, baba, I think the FBI is looking for you, traitor

@johnhein4851 2 года назад

Stephen feeding the sheep poison again.

@goldenbadger8247 2 года назад

I am soooo impressed with those airmaen? that kept their military bearing while shenanagans occured

@davidk4278 2 года назад

let's go brandon!

@Susie_Floozie 2 года назад

Librarians are the ninjas of our culture! And I always love those Eric Trump impressions.

@banksiasong 2 года назад

Oh NOT the Librarians! All Books, reading, and QUIET TIME. Oh woe.

@JOLLYBALLZ 2 года назад

He should've never messed with the librarians. The moment he held that Bible upside down they put that obese carrot into the crosshairs

@staceyleeweeaks-hernandez8583 2 года назад

"Obese carrot'...I'm stealing for sure 🤣

@lostarsm9240 2 года назад

Major difference is Jill actually expresses love and care to her husband unlike the former first lady.

@OlEgSaS32 2 года назад

cant wait for tantrumpets to mock and jeer him for having his wife help him put on a jacket, but Mushroom Man's "wife" wont even hold his hand bc shes so revolted by him

@JaronLindow 2 года назад

"I have the best wife. Everyone says so. I said 'give me the best wife in the catalog' and I got her."

@lesliechow6866 2 года назад

that's not going to help the economy though

@pumacaine 2 года назад

@@lesliechow6866 the economy is humanities responsibility not the governments, all we need from the government is to not allow companies to end free market.

@marion3386 2 года назад

Beautiful and brilliant Stephen!!! 🥰

@JohnDoe-kb9sj 2 года назад

The "Teflon Don" will endup the "Velcro Don", just like Gotti had

@chanbara8683 2 года назад

Yes President Biden has been doing a crazy excellent job. Im so glad i voted for him..

@danmcgriff1421 2 года назад

I get it you're being sarcastic

@ericv7720 2 года назад

Dark Brandon rises...

@ericv7720 2 года назад

@@danmcgriff1421 No reason to be. A president who won't sell us out to the Russians. Who woulda' thunk?

@steveng7174 2 года назад

I dunno we lefties were expecting student loan relief and a cure for cancer and so far all we have realized is WW3 and crack pipes.

@TheTaintedWisdom 2 года назад

Seeing this unfold, it's a kind of poetic justice. This was a man who constantly acted like the footage and recordings of him doing and saying the things he bold-facedly lied about doing and saying time and time again didn't exist because right-wing media outlets would whitewash everything and pretend he was perfect in every way. And who does he *FINALLY* get nailed by? Record-keepers. Having no faith in humanity or a higher power, I know that truth and justice are just societal constructs. But God *FUCKING* DAMMIT if they don't feel real and particularly magnificent right now!

@rocky-iv1446 2 года назад

Feel the LOVE brother finally the Orange monster will be taught to justice!!

@russellm2555 2 года назад

You are the buffoons who believed that some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'

@paulbrinkman5631 2 года назад

@@rocky-iv1446 We need a Crime Clock---From #1 least bad (or the worst) to #12 the worst (least bad)

@joshmc8814 2 года назад

It's kinda like Al Capone finally getting busted by accountants.

@Chiroman527 2 года назад

@@rocky-iv1446 That's why the FBI and Crooked Justice Dept. continually seek to bury the Orange Monster - You folks Fear The Orange Monster. Oh Yeah, I'm loving what uncle joey has done to this country in 18 months. He shakes hands with Ghosts and doesn't know where he is. Can't wait for November - can't come soon enough.

@ishi2funny 2 года назад

This was the law breaking in on a D! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@heiyuall 2 года назад

“Dark times for the nation” looks a lot like a standing ovation.

@michaeld9682 2 года назад

Biden and left wing groups are bringing on the dark times

@heiyuall 2 года назад

@@michaeld9682 Here’s your forum. Please explain what you mean.

@edwardbroyles9738 2 года назад

@@heiyuall think about it for a second. The dark times are referring to the trump supporters having fainting spells over it, DUH!

@heiyuall 2 года назад

@@edwardbroyles9738 Absolutely. I was just curious if he has a response or if his comment was just drive by sour grapes.

@heiyuall 2 года назад

Never mind, then. He ran away instead of defending his position. “House built on sand.”

@traekas7228 2 года назад

Love 💕 you, Stephen!

@melaniecarroll1305 2 года назад

Stephen’s brilliant humor…lights me up!

@florencedelvalle8145 2 года назад

The sight of Colbert wrestling to get his jacket on and wearing those glasses all while speaking in Joe Biden’s voice is meme worthy in itself! So funny Mr. Colbert.

@ellynmacgregor8210 2 года назад

Yes, in some ways--but I hope it didn't make people laugh so hard that they forgot about the stellar job of presidenting that Joe has done in the last couple of weeks. He made me prouder than ever that I voted for him!

@florencedelvalle8145 2 года назад

@@ellynmacgregor8210 I agree with you. Let’s give credit where credit is due.

@ellynmacgregor8210 2 года назад

@@florencedelvalle8145, thank you for this reply!

@catherinemartinez118 2 года назад

This man is so excited it's so funny I can watch him everyday

@rawideasinc 2 года назад

Hey if Feds seize Maralogo it could be winter White House for future Presidents . 🤣🤣

@BlackOps2543x 2 года назад

This was _not_ a raid. If you looked at the cameras, it would actually just look like a normal tourist visit!

@jakeryan9469 2 года назад

Colbert's Eric is always hilarious.

@juliettumang4852 2 года назад

that was epic!! calling 911 & complained about tax !!! har!har! har!

@inthecrosshairs4480 2 года назад

Thanks for getting another day started off with a big LAUGH! 😂 That Biden spin, chasing his coat tail, was Hilarious. Oh God! Thanks for finding the humor in all this insanity. MORE PLEASE! LOTS MORE!

@marcosquezada5645 2 года назад

I know poor guy he shake hands to Casper, gets a private rabbit for guidance bottom, hide in his basement, @ first was funny the way he talks, but now it's shameful for the American people,

@michaelhealey924 2 года назад

@@marcosquezada5645 As opposed to NO.45 who couldn't work out how to collapse an umbrella when he was getting on to Air Force 1

@artbargra 2 года назад

@@marcosquezada5645 Butthurt because Biden has done more for the country in one week, than your ¢99 Store Führer did in four years.

@avidnongetit8710 2 года назад

Love your name, it's in same vain as mine, more people are doing it now. Thanks Facebook

@marcosquezada5645 2 года назад

@@michaelhealey924 yeah that would be understandable, he is a millionaire, he doesn't need to be caring an umbrella, but I could tell you a lot of things from probably every time Biden gets a microphone, or he is in front of a camera, he is acting already like 5 year old little boy, and what can I said about Kamala, she make her speech like when you were in highschool, that you have to make an esey report essay report of minimum 300 words, she just repeats and repeats, OMG we are screw 🤔 mmm she was at the microphone for 5 minutes and didn't said anything lol

@ProductionCowbell 2 года назад

Dark brandon is a kick ass

@OldFellaDave 2 года назад

One of the best Late Show with Stephen Colbert monologues of all time. Well played.

@forsure8388 2 года назад

totally agree

@jacoblofthus7908 2 года назад

President Biden is doing so much good for our country and everyone! He definitely has my vote 2024.

@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад

Mm hmm, sure. you're obviously not a woman or a minority....

@fiyahriddims 2 года назад

Let's hope narcissist now be dealt with, ending hurt people hurting good people.

@kentGrey 2 года назад

9:09. I actually LOVE this clip. Remember how Melania would swat Donald's hand away. I like presidents whose wives can stand to touch them!

@americanpatriot7248 2 года назад

They should be arrested for an inserection on mara lago....it didnt look like a peaceful gathering at all. It looked more like a mordern day gestapo,just doing and taking whatever they want.

@doodlepops707 2 года назад

^^^^^^ Doesn't know how warrants and search and seizures work, or the definition of insurrection. What year did you dropout of middle school?

@doodlepops707 2 года назад

Joined 1/7/21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Marssonde1 2 года назад

@@doodlepops707 what does the creation date of ones google account have to do with their credibility?

@NotTheRealRustyShackleford 2 года назад

@@Marssonde1 The smooth brains think a new account automatically makes them a Russian bot don't you know. There are definitely bots in here, but they don't support Trump. All the obvious bots I've seen are shilling relentlessly for John Stewart. I think that the powers that be are trying to set John up to run for president. The left thinks that's how Trump won, and are trying to emulate it. The difference is Trump won because he had real people making dank memes for him, not a bought and paid bot army.

@AlbertaGeek 2 года назад

Don't mess with librarians - they are the keepers of all knowledge and will fcuk you up.

@robpohlman2842 2 года назад

LOL!!! YEAH!!! Now lets get the FBI to raid Hillary and Hunter!

@amherst88 2 года назад

Sometimes they hit it out of the park ❤

@emilysingletary3156 2 года назад

Not librarians! Archivists and records managers know their stuff, especially at NARA. No shade on librarians. They aren't the ones behind the warrant - Archivists and RMs are!

@west_park7993 2 года назад

Worth noting, that the French president Nicola Sarcozy was sentenced to prison, and he went to prison, and served his sentence without much drama.

@danielwilliams2505 2 года назад

The "dark Brandon" meme, looks like a variant of The Watcher from "What If..."

@vermontmoocow 2 года назад

AND JOE WALSH IS PLAYING WITH THE BAND?! This show was ON FIRE! Thank you Stephen!!

@deborahmorales7096 2 года назад

Not “legitimate political discourse”, it was not a “raid”, it was a warrant served on a suspected criminal. Period.

@SexiestPenguin 2 года назад

Funny thing, when a warrant is served on a suspected criminal by multiple law enforcement members, it's often referred to as a raid. You may have heard news outlets use the term before when talking about a "drug raid"

@sorina9130 2 года назад

You're a psychopath

@deborahmorales7096 2 года назад

@Baba Bushida Bando what are you blathering on about, sis?

@tommyhgrey6624 2 года назад

Hello Gorgeous Lady, your comment are great you must be an amazing person and I would love to be your friend.

@williamkittler 2 года назад

I absolutely love when Stephen does his Eric impersonation… cracks me up every single time! Can you make it a ring tone?

@Zxcvbnmmmmm 2 года назад

Beautiful!!!!!

@maricelsoriano5115 2 года назад

Steven , ur so funny imitating eric especially when u do the mouth act.

@brainslugs8866 2 года назад

Is it just me or is it almost like steven can't go a single episode without screaming REEEEEE ORANGE MAN BAD 🤡🤣 and a sellout to hypocrisy while he's at it 🤯

@ekdaufin1485 2 года назад

IRS joke - golden!

@ilkkakallio3817 2 года назад

It was a Beautiful raid. A Perfect raid.

@amydobos5821 2 года назад

Excellent monolog tonight!!#Colbert2024

@echospaw899 2 года назад

I'm crying... because I'm considered olllld now, too.

@luv2charlie Год назад

F paramount! Pay your writers, and give them money for streaming services!

@kimb868 2 года назад

Stephen speaks for us all and his glee it’s amazing

@lesliechow6866 2 года назад

no he doesn't

@AllDayKiller 2 года назад

… not even close.

@scottwest3218 2 года назад

Nope

@rgwak 2 года назад

FBI: Please return any classified documents to the White House. t'rump: No. FBI: Please return any classified documents to the White House. t'rump: No. FBI: Please return any classified documents to the White House. t'rump: No. FBI: Please return any classified documents to the White House. t'rump: No. FBI: *raids maralago to retrieve missing documents* t'rump: "UNFAIR! I AM REAL VICTIM!!

@ImperfectXIII 2 года назад

Oh if only they asked him to return any classified documents to the White House a FIFTH TIME!

@meghandonovan1592 2 года назад

I once asked Al Swift why he wasn’t president, he responded “I have enough white hair”.

@user-justbeingme 2 года назад

Trump, 4 days ago: “We need to strengthen our law enforcement! We need to crack down on crime at a level never seen before!” FBI: “Ok, gotcha.”

@jnayvann 2 года назад

Trump: No, not like that! 😂

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад

Trump: "I meant other people's crimes. Other people's crimes, not mine."

@baknights14 2 года назад

Trump: Crack down on crime at a level never seen. FBI: And i took that personally.

@shaneomac271 2 года назад

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle what crimes has trump commited

@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад

@@shaneomac271 Financial fraud, tax fraud, campaign fraud, election fraud, tax evasion, electoral interference, sexual misconduct, obstruction of justice, profiting from the presidency, soliciting foreign interference in us elections, advocating violence, abuse of power, persecuting political opponents, violating immigrants' right to due process, inciting riots and many many more that a lawyer could explain to you.

@baknights14 2 года назад

It wasn't a raid it was a tourist visit by FBI agents. There was so much love in the crowd of agents they were hugging everyone involved. And the crowd of agents was the largest gathering in history.

@alecm_9459 2 года назад

Lmfao so much love in that crowd of feds

@maryelizabeth6797 2 года назад

There is so much meaning in that statement the MAGA people will not get. LOL

@tomgraves6463 2 года назад

Apparently they left with lot of souvenirs too... 😃

@itswickedsweet4409 2 года назад

Big men, they had big men with tears in their eyes.

@pale_mask 2 года назад

The police were just waving them in.

@bobbymackey3809 2 года назад

"This wasn't Dick Nixon breaking the law. This was a law breaking in on a Dick!" BEST. LINE. EVER!!!!

@russward2612 2 года назад

Couldn't happen to anyone more deserving. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👍✌️🖖

@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад

Stephen is king!

@Birdbike719 2 года назад

I may have to borrow this joke. With proper credit of course

@lavalampluva55401 2 года назад

Trumpy should have hired Fawn Hall.

@TheDarkness1 2 года назад

According to Stormy, he's more of a mushroom head.

@jalabi99 2 года назад

First Steve Bannon gets taken down by the US Postal Service Inspectors, now TFG get taken down by the National Archives. Moral of the story: don't mess with nerds!!

@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад

Save your crowing for when they are actually.in jail...like that's going to happen

@cerebrumexcrement 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sophiabright8371 2 года назад

Let's just say the takedown of Alex Jones in court was pretty splendid too!!!! It was a week we've waited for patiently and DESERVE!!!

@sophiabright8371 2 года назад

@@lenawagenfuehr53 must agree. Until the door slams and the keys are tossed into the maw of Mt. Doom, I celebrate NOTHING.

@jwilk5606 2 года назад

When we see them put in handcuffs and walk into a jail; then I'll be a happy person

@jasonsan9517 2 года назад

“I like former presidents who DON’T take the 5th”! ~ John McCain

@elisepentz1063 2 года назад

I love it

@jwilk5606 2 года назад

Trump calls the raid on Mar-A-Lago dark times! So the gas bombs on peaceful protesters to take a photo op on the church, good times? Gotcha

@gmork1090 2 года назад

Good times when he pardoned 4 mass murdering child killers at the end of his term, 14 people including a 9 and 11 year old gunned down by American mercenaries, requiring one of their fellow members to pull a gun on them to get them to stop.

@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад

Or that time they pepper sprayed migrants and put their children in cages? Or the time he sided with Russia over our intelligence agencies?

@bonniejosavland3227 2 года назад

The “Librarians” are taking him down!

@debrahelmlinger6256 2 года назад

As a former Librarian, I approve this message

@komalahayes1535 2 года назад

THAT TV SHOW WAS RIGHT! LIBRARIANS ARE BADASS!

@christophersnyder1532 2 года назад

Oh, Donnie boy, the feds, the feds are calling.

@ShitYourself7 Год назад

Liberals suck dude. Biden is the actual criminal

@polarbearal 2 года назад

It’s been a LOOOONG day waiting for this monologue :)

@jacobsims8307 2 года назад

Right?!?

@carolinemaybe 2 года назад

There’s one I’m still waiting for though.

@ShadowStoryteller 2 года назад

@@carolinemaybe and that's Turdo the Putz and his brood doin' a perp walk.

@thathobbitlife 2 года назад

No kidding! I was like, I wonder if Stephen is kicking himself for filming too early hahaha

@katherinenoggle6407 2 года назад

Speaking as a librarian, i can tell you the reason we're so silent...it's the crepe-soled orthopedic shoes. You'll never hear us coming.

@jacquelinecallejas1390 2 года назад

Book Ninjas in the house!

@azishappy2035 2 года назад

Lol, brilliant!

@cleetorres1351 2 года назад

As a half Lebanese half Mongolian lumber Jack I can tell you how to cut a tree

@SeldimSeen1 2 года назад

@wellnative1 2 года назад

🤣

@corkyvanderhaven3391 2 года назад

Librarians: …..When ya can’t get him on taxes, insurrection, cheating everywhere….then the overdue fines will do.

@joko09010 2 года назад

I’m fine with that. 😆👍🏻

@lj6393 2 года назад

@@joko09010 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This renewed my happiness! He's overdue for justice!

@jaydancing7938 2 года назад

Throw the book at him. BYOB as he never read one

@terrygoyan 2 года назад

I was going to say that tRump owes late fees for books. But who am I kidding, we all know that tRump can't read!

@lindaleelaw5277 2 года назад

The fines hell refuse to pay .

@Opus313 2 года назад

Listening to the right wing melt down and cry about Donnie is the song of the summer!

@tupelo1975 2 года назад

Glass raised.

@gamepapa1211 2 года назад

Buns out too.

@caro.caro.9578 2 года назад

It was ann UNANNOUNCED RAID. Hmmmm🤔? Lol

@RendaJane 2 года назад

Imagine all of his suck ups having dinner with him to stoke his ego tonight. I see a game of “dodge the ketchup” breaking out if Gym Jordan gets scared and starts stuttering! 😂😂😂😂. We all know they are kissing arse and crying over Ivana’s grave the “biglyest siege ever”.

@soul4music79 2 года назад

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

@Ti5qu4ntum 2 года назад

The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine. I am ready for the wheels of justice to grind this man into powder. 🙌🏼🗽🇺🇸🦅

@embreis2257 2 года назад

it wasn't _this_ January he took the boxes with content which didn't belong in his hands, but January 2021. they should have done this long ago.

@le2800 2 года назад

@@paulrogers00 It probably takesife5yy6s awhile for that to come to their attention. I doubt the organization only had HIS boxes to go through to discover that some were missing OR someone on his team who didn't want him to try run again dropped a dime on him. 😂

@shermanculbertson6244 2 года назад

I so hope and pray that the FBI found what they were looking for and this leads to criminal charges for Trump.

@bonniejosavland3227 2 года назад

Upto 25 boxes 📦 👀

@Aluhcav 2 года назад

Oh, they found plenty of things to nail him, even harder.

@salvilla2370 2 года назад

Well he already committed the obvious crime of stealing confidential archives that’s the first of many…..

@mikelloyd520 2 года назад

It won’t lead to charges. USA is all talk and fake.

@Tao_Tology 2 года назад

Even with out searching through the boxes for "what else did he take", the WH already know specific documents he stole. And every stolen government document is a crime.