Lil Dicky - #13 Pillow Talking (feat. Brain) 

[Intro] Ey, ey...Dayumn! L tap twice on some ass like grayums (I just fucked...), eh Now what I'm doing? I'm just pillow talking with a bitch I'm just pillow talking with a bitch I just finished passin' on a bitch Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch [Verse 1] I'm like girl that was great Talk about a connection Am I alone in my praise Do you share my assessment? She like heh yeah that was nice I enjoyed myself Great, yeah She like can you reach that shelf For my phone, I'll take care the alarm I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?" She like yeah heh, we just had sex What did you think? I was just gonna fuck you and leave? No, I - I hadn't thought that far ahead But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt? OH, can you not tickle my hair? It's just a personal thing, it's not you Okay sorry for doing it No no, it's not a personal thing, it's not you Okay cool. Yeah Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota? Only thing I know is that it's cold Break it down, how's it compare To living in LA? Well, I can't compare them they're so different Y'know what I'm sayin’? Yeah, for sure She like apples to oranges Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings? She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do She like he in the Army. Oh, true Uhh, do you fuck with the war? She like huh, what did you just say? Huh, like just now? Yeah Do you fuck with the war? No I don't fuck with the war I'm like no I don't fuck with the war Just don't know how to react to the forces I should have just thanked you of course - Uh, why would you thank me? Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay [Verse 1] While we on the topic I been actually thinking about some shit About the Army and Navy What if tomorrow is the day That the fucking aliens came And invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships? So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker Laughin’ at us, and blastin’ at us And makin’ everybody disentegrate and assimilate Without a hint of intimidation? And could we be doin’ some shit to makin’ they heart race? Granted I don't know the alien heart, but You get what the fuck I'm sayin’? Like what the fuck would it be like? Would they be like Earth go hard? Or would it be just another conquest? Or would they be like damn earth go hard They was harder than Simian You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff? Then she like no I'm like well what you think? She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be I'm like girl what you mean? She like I don't believe In the war? In aliens Oh... hold up Hold up, wait Girl what you sayin’? That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? I guess What an enormous coincidence that shit would be Do you see what I'm sayin’? I can't hear what you're sayin’ Well the whole universe always expandin’ There are infinite galaxies Why would we be the anomaly? She like that's no coincidence I call that shit god I'm like oh you're religous, bitch You think it's all god No I know it's all god No I know that there might be a god First off nobody knows there's a god Girl I think we should drop this NO, what's goin’ on in your brain right now? BRAIN.. uhh, brain on some other shit tho I been all up in the club for the year hey brain I been killin’ shit don't mind me I'm just top flight I could sure use a Sprite I'm thirsty as fuck Who getting’ money? That's brain Who make decisions? That's brain Who make the hit's That's been brain Who run the whole operation That be brain so Brain, can you just get back to the issue here Uh, can you just remind the brain? You're such an idiot, we're talking about God And if he exists Don't call brain names The brain couldn't recall But if I'm not mistaken the bitch on the left Guaranteed there's a god I believe in a god, yes So god never wrong God never wrong, right? Yeah, that's like the whole point Brain just get there, please Hold up. So god made the earth And god was like hold up, this shit is boring It need more shit God was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch Dinosaurs on that bitch Then he like why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point Hold up brain you just did it God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking About what? Bitch, the dinosaurs He made the Earth for them But then he like NAH Dinosaurs was just blah Imma cook up some blondes He was way off I don't look like a dinosaur Ho them things 35 feet I'm like 5 foot 11 But on Tinder I'm 6 foot Seen that Broncheosaurus That thing fuckin neck go to heaven And that's just an expression bitch There ain't no heaven I'm just messin’ but if he ain't wrong I guess this the exception Can I talk now? Go ahead Look Everything in life has purpose You, chickens, a midget at a circus I don't interpret Shit like that's not for me to determine So dinosaurs purpose was like to just die? That's not for me to determine I'm just a person But think of the root of the argument girl View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens You confine god to earth girl i find that shit salient I just don't presume to know the plan Bitch me neither but that's not what I been sayin’ But what are you sayin’? Why can't God fuck with aliens? Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side-project for this guy? Look we just don't see eye to eye Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side Well you're like bringing up the fuckin’ dinosaurs Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows Damn there’s hard soil evidence girl Like what’s next you don't fuck with Pangea? She like let’s change the subject That bitch don't know about Pangea Brain leave it alone Mmm I'm starving, are you hungry by chance? Oh my god i'm so hungry Yes, do you wanna get a pizza? Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, i'm on it Also i'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing Come on dude i'm a grown up I'm capable of having Intelligent conversations Okay i just fuck it Okay back to this pizza i'll eat pepperoni Ugh Sausage? How can you eat that shit No no no, this not dominoes This legit This high quality meat and shit No, no, i'm vegetarian Oh, well we can get half pepperoni And half of whatever you like Uh, ew, i can't have that shit In the same box Seriously? you're that against meat? No i'm that against us being gluttonous Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat Okay, is it how we treat them? Uh, it sure doesn't help She like i'm not opposed to us huntin’ But now we not trackin’ them down We just breed them to eat That's disgusting You should honestly read on this subject Alright hold up Just because we not runnin’ around with a bow and arrow Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want That's my point, we just incubate animals Instead of just letting them live how they come But, what? that's just your God at work bitch Why we go hard on earth What you think happened right now If you left my place And there was like three wolves waiting for you Wolves? Bitch they would tear your ass up Viciously Like they would eat your titties And your pussy That's what they do And your face and shit That’s what they do Humans are smarter bitch That's what we do She like apples to oranges Bitch that phrase don't make no sense Why can't fruit be compared? She like i'm gonna leave There's just all of these conflicting principals Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza Right, i will, that's my god given right She like where is my bag Oh that leather one next to the trash? That's the one right? made out of cow, i think? Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearin’ the shit I'm not listening dude That’s barbaric as shit Do you come from the Vikings? Do you take peoples’ land? Do you fuck with the war? How are there no Ubers anywhere? Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here I don't wanna add shit to my phone Okay the choices are clear Ubers are not around here Taxis will come but they real slow And the brain gotta poop T-minus 5 till the brain gotta shit I just downloaded Lyft But it's being so glitchy Look do you just want to sleep here Uhh no thanks It's past 2 am I'm not sharing a bed with you You can sleep in my bed i can sleep on the floor Fine, you're sure Yeah its cool i won't throw you out to the wolves Oh my god you are so annoying I couldn't help myself But can you at least throw me a pillow I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch I just finished passing on a bitch Now i'm pillow talking with a bitch Brain gotta poop still Please don't neglect the brain Please don't neglect the brain [bell rings] Hold on is that my Lyft? Nah I got a pizza Full pepperoni too So you're not gunna wanna be a part of it But first you should poop Please dont neglect the brain

"This bitch dont know bout Pangaea" Brain... Stop.

Don't call brain names.

My friend has this entire song memorized... I don't know how the fuck he does it

absolutely lost it at "this bitch don't know bout pangea".

best song on the album tbh. go dicky I am proud of u

Brain needs a full feature album in my opinion

This track is pure gold, I swear Lil Dicky always finds a way to up the game

Brain's verse was flames tho

"But on tinder I'm 6 foot"

This was my favorite track, oh my god I love this song. "Do you fuck with the war?" "This bitch don't know about Pangaea" "Don't call brain names" "I'm not gonna throw you to the wolves" ♥♥

"She like where is my bag Oh that leather one next to the trash? That's the one right? made out of cow, i think? Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearin’ the shit I'm not listening dude That’s barbaric as shit Do you come from the Vikings? Do you take peoples’ land? Do you fuck with the war?" This shit is genious.

"Dis Bitch don't know bout Pangaea." Should be on a t-shirt NOW!

I swear to god I've had this exact conversation with a chick before.

If you don't have the patience for this type of music, that's on you.

"dis bitch dont know bout pangea" ROFL

It's hard to distinguish between the chick and the brain a little bit. But unreal song none the less.

do you fuck with da war

this shit is so real though noone is ready

whoever hit dislike doesn't fuck wit da war

Song is fantastic. The only error I think is that scientifically vegetarians cannot go 20 minutes without telling someone that they are vegetarian. (same concept as crossfit) LD needs to make a video for this song. preferably animated like Professional Rapper, I think brains character would be amazing.

"Do you fuck with the war?" "Hold up, so God made the Earth... then God went like 'hold up. This shit is boring. We need more shit.' God went like 'Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch. Dinosaurs on the bitch', then he like 'why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit?" "Bitch that phrase don't make no sense why can't fruit be compared?!" So many great lines. Hilarious track.

Anyone who's ever had one of these talks with a close minded woman feels LD's pain lol shit is mad frustrating he killed this song.

Does anyone realize how fucking funny this shit is? lol

Lil Dicky if you ever read this please please please make this into a music video xD

"why cant fruit be compared" lil dickey bringing up major life questions making me think about life and shit.

I lost it when he said would aliens be like "Errf go hard!"

"Do you fuck with the war?" at the end. I was rolling.

I've met dicky. he is truly the most down to earth, modest person I've met.

Brains parts are hilarious lol

I love this song.. listened to it 14 times today alone!

"this bitch don't know bout Pangea" "Brain, leave it alone" "Mmmmmm" LMFAO that part alone has me dying! Dave's entire album was slept on so hard last year smh

Bruh this song is the funniest shit ever!!😂😂

That PIANO is the hardest part of the song!!!! lol!

Had me rolling when he went on that rant about aliens.

0:35 You can hear him say "do you fuck wit the war" He mumbles it hahaha

"Everything in life has a purpose, you, chickens, a midget at a circus"

This is a crazy song to trip to

This is like a new age Trapped in the Closet in a way. lol

We need a "Do you fuck with the war?" shirt.

Everyone's got a mental image of what this video will look lol

i can't take how fucking hilarious and on point this is. it's brilliant. comedy rapper or rapper who's funny, i don't care what you call him, Lil Dicky's got enormous talent. and this is the best thing he's ever made.

This song.....game changer.

Heard this for the first time yesterday and cant stop playing it

Any one else hear the (do you fuck with the war) at 36 seconds?

"I'm like 5 foot 11. (But on tinder i'm 6 foot.)" LOOOOOL

I'm like 5'11 (but on Tinder I'm 6) fucking lost it

Ayo he real life just made a conversation a song ... Sensational!

"and the brain gotta poop" t minus five till I'm taking a shit" lmao funniest line

so many quotables, but brain is hilarious! when he says "hmm" the nuances... genius song

this could've been 30mins. easy. i'd love to hear the brains opinion on climate change

only one laughing my ass off the whole song?

There NEEDS to be a music video for this

i can't believe i didn't fuck with this sooner LOL this shit goes so fuckin hard

Dicky, I'm coming up off a 300ug acid trip. I can't thank you enough for being real. 10 universe worths of thumbs up to you

I love how this is somewhere between intelligent conversation and random stupidity

That part about the aliens at the start actually went hard 🔥🔥🔥

Lmfao M-"Do you cone from the vikings? F-Why are you still talking man... M-"Do you take people's land?" F-I'm not even listening dude... M-...... M-"Do you fuck with the war?" Favorite part

brain brought me here

mannnnn i want a Dicky video for this song so badly. his videos have been amazing since day one.but this one would be legendary

Brain will get a Grammy for album of the year before Kanye

Lets hope he makes a video for this one.

5:37 "I'm like 5'11", on Tinder I'm 6 feet." hahaha

I'm like 5 foot 11 (on Tinder I'm 6 feet) lmfaooo

"Don't Call Brain Names"

Such a genius song, The last line "Please do not neglect the brain" is such a great way to end it...

The brain had me dying💀💀

DAMN EARTH GO HARD!!!

LD please make a video about this

this has been on repeat for two days bc it's so funny but smooth at the same time

Finally started actually spitting about something and it's aliens lmao

The verse on the aliens vs the forces went hard

Brain got the best verses

Pillow Talking (ft. Brain) Pt. 2 with improve rhyme schemes would be GODLY. This should definitely be a reoccuring mini-series on his albums.

this needs a music video

I love the way he raps

XD "Yeah, for sure She like 'apples to oranges' Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya.."

"It's just a personal thing it's not you..no no this just a personal thing it's not you" this song always makes me crack up 😂

"First you should poop, Please don't neglect the brain"

"this shit is boring... it need more shit." 😂😂😂😂

Take this shit off of youtube. You're basically giving out his hard work for free.

This song should be like a whole album length

He seriously took me on a trip. Like I was pillow talking with a bitch and lemme just say that was by far the funniest rap I've ever heard

(but on Tinder I'm 6 feet)

Don't call brain names

I love how her character only speaks in cliches and religious speak. That's what it's actually like to have a conversation with a religious person. She's like. I don't determine, I'm just a person. Then how did you determine there are no aliens? You can tear down those arguments in a heartbeat but they won't see it.

This song is so unbelievably clever it's unreal

Do you fuck with the war No I don't fuck the war

Doitwithdan brought me here!

Listening to this high is such an adventure

Jenna and julien's podcast brought me here. No regrets

The people that hit the dislike button didn't even listen to the song.

i spent 10 minutes completely engrossed in this shit this was amazing

one of the best hip hop songs ever

Cant believe this doesn't have more views, so raw, so funny.... BRAIN.

lowkey what people be saying when they high as fuck not even playin

this is simply amazing...it represents how the conversation will always either loop back around or terminate. just depends on the threshold of intelligent conversation between both parties. no matter what the subject is. always. .... wait. what was I just talkin bout??

Thanks, Jenna & Julien podcast. My brain is blown away.

Do you fuck with war makes me piss myself laughing every time 😂😂

"This bitch don't know bout Pangea"