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LIL' TIMMYBOT WAS ALLERGIC TO TOMATOES - Job Simulator VR #5 

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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@postonian425
@postonian425 2 года назад
“So that’s my life savings in a blender.” -Captain Sauce
@TheAdhdGaming
@TheAdhdGaming Год назад
savings sauce
@Modzev
@Modzev Год назад
Lol
@damonnguyen509
@damonnguyen509 Год назад
@@TheAdhdGaminggold sauce* 0
@leeledyke
@leeledyke Месяц назад
Liquefied gold? *Dr horrible intensifies*
@cyberslayer5340
@cyberslayer5340 Год назад
Sauce: *sees a happy couple* Also Sauce: *Beams them in the head with a mug*
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Год назад
Based activities
@Ectovr
@Ectovr 6 месяцев назад
😂
@williamgarnett4079
@williamgarnett4079 3 года назад
Little timmy: "there's tomatoes in here!" Captainsauce: *laughs maniacally*
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 года назад
I like how you have patrick from spongebob as your profile pic
@parkerhopper6800
@parkerhopper6800 2 года назад
That icon fits perfectly with this comment
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 года назад
@@parkerhopper6800 agreed🤣😂
@EquilRoomProductions
@EquilRoomProductions 2 года назад
I think everyone has tried to kill little timmy
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 года назад
@@EquilRoomProductions rip
@DaBrotatoes272
@DaBrotatoes272 4 года назад
Reasons why I like captainsauce 1: he doesn’t act desperate for views and over excited. 2: he is negative to annoying characters. 3: He hates job bot
@claireleibel7106
@claireleibel7106 2 года назад
Don't forget he does the dumb things we all want to do and actually gets results
@luckyloke5971
@luckyloke5971 2 года назад
Remember, he is hilarious, and often without even trying. (I apologize if my english is bad)
@lucasmather5932
@lucasmather5932 2 года назад
Agreed
@VoidedWishes425
@VoidedWishes425 2 года назад
3. Is my favorite
@mehrabishaan7473
@mehrabishaan7473 2 года назад
Facts
@NoodleSplat
@NoodleSplat 4 года назад
Timmy: I’m allergic to warmth Summer: I’m bout to end this kids whole career
@jamesbarr6842
@jamesbarr6842 4 года назад
@Memer joe mama 21 Timmy: I'm allergic to warmth Bed cover: I'm bout to end this kids whole career
@thegraycat9002
@thegraycat9002 4 года назад
@Memer joe mama 21 same thing
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
vivian lol yeah and why lol in your name
@Hello-om5ec
@Hello-om5ec 4 года назад
Summer: I’m ‘bouta end the kid’s whole -career- life
@thegraycat9002
@thegraycat9002 4 года назад
@@rainyday9178 because it can be
@deltawarrior2323
@deltawarrior2323 3 года назад
Man, he came prepared to 2020....and this was 2 years ago! Man immediately started washing his hands and everything!
@melonbois188
@melonbois188 3 года назад
13:33 is nobody else gonna talk about how the "smut magazine" is also a white liquid once blended
@97_dust
@97_dust 2 года назад
Uh
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 года назад
The magazine is basically paper so I guess that'd make sense that it'd be white when blended up
@katrinachampon2400
@katrinachampon2400 2 года назад
@@lunathearcticwolf I forgot about that
@melonbois188
@melonbois188 2 года назад
@@katrinachampon2400 yes this is my other account which is my main one
@jackgeorge9478
@jackgeorge9478 2 года назад
That aint paper in the blender
@asbjrnskirnisson733
@asbjrnskirnisson733 4 года назад
Game: you can choose what ever ingriedients Captainsauce: *B R E A D*
@morgannpeckham4319
@morgannpeckham4319 3 года назад
Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread
@Mary-sy7kt
@Mary-sy7kt 3 года назад
bred bred
@kingab3playz88
@kingab3playz88 3 года назад
You have my same picture but blue!
@headshotdeal7217
@headshotdeal7217 3 года назад
Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread
@littlepea1540
@littlepea1540 3 года назад
LAURENS BREAD CAFE
@xxcandycornxx8255
@xxcandycornxx8255 4 года назад
I literally internally screamed " HOW CAN YOU BE ALLERGIC TO WARMTH?! "
@loganfowles8689
@loganfowles8689 3 года назад
Y s ame
@goldenpro4421
@goldenpro4421 2 года назад
Thats possibly what he eternally screamed
@thatonet9787
@thatonet9787 2 года назад
I wondered how he was still alive
@Xavi_1299
@Xavi_1299 2 года назад
@@loganfowles8689 ame translated to soul
@CJ_1406
@CJ_1406 Год назад
I mean there are people who are allergic to sunlight. But since Timmy is a robot, then it's confusing.
@Vetro-the-introvert
@Vetro-the-introvert Год назад
“You shouldn’t have named him because you’ll only get attached” Legend has it im still laughing 5 years later
@monarchbutterflies6905
@monarchbutterflies6905 4 года назад
"It's like working with stupid robots" Job Bot: Am I a joke to you? Captain sauce: Yes
@kfscas
@kfscas 3 года назад
Job bot: *understandable, have a nice day*
@emilythedragon4658
@emilythedragon4658 3 года назад
Lol
@bettypennystone5296
@bettypennystone5296 3 года назад
yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh no
@michellef648
@michellef648 2 года назад
maybe
@somedudewithinternetlol4398
@somedudewithinternetlol4398 4 года назад
Me: sees captainsauce cook cookie soup. Also me: I ' L L. T A K E. Y O U R. E N T I R E. S T O C K
@aperturescienceguy2737
@aperturescienceguy2737 3 года назад
Delicious cookie soup
@NinjaBray
@NinjaBray 3 года назад
don't forget the potato
@beybladekinggaming6464
@beybladekinggaming6464 2 года назад
69 likes. Nice
@therawringdog6754
@therawringdog6754 4 года назад
Bot: will you marry me Captain sauce in the back ground: mug ta head time boi
@rares_a9226
@rares_a9226 3 года назад
Heh
@sundraholly4942
@sundraholly4942 3 года назад
Just bot
@crystaljacob176
@crystaljacob176 3 года назад
Hah ha ha hahaha ha ha
@Warhammerfan667
@Warhammerfan667 3 года назад
When I played that I can't remember but I think I just drank wine and then threw it at them
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 года назад
It's kind of like boot to the head but you just throw a mug at somebody or at a robot
@juggernog_bestperkyt2465
@juggernog_bestperkyt2465 4 года назад
He’s allergic to warmth? Then you shouldn’t have named him cause you’ll just got attached I’m still laughing 10 minutes later
@melissalynn6900
@melissalynn6900 2 года назад
I feel you
@jackgeorge9478
@jackgeorge9478 2 года назад
My fifteenth time watching the series, still gets me
@e.q.s1137
@e.q.s1137 2 года назад
I mean, really. How does one be allergic to WARMTH. You get an allergic reaction from EXISTING let alone touching someone
@jellymicayla5291
@jellymicayla5291 2 года назад
Fr. How did he live long enough to get out of the womb.
@shannonbrook3250
@shannonbrook3250 2 года назад
@@jellymicayla5291 would robots even have wombs?
@burghelyaficionado9567
@burghelyaficionado9567 4 года назад
The point when he started laughing about putting tomatoes in the pizza is the point where it all started to make sense. This video is the origin story of the janitor from kindergarten.
@FatFiber8096
@FatFiber8096 4 дня назад
*X-Files theme plays*
@phoenixmaster6818
@phoenixmaster6818 4 года назад
Sauce with four bread slices: im pretty sure this is as gluten as it gets. me: has flashback of laurenzside's 25 sliced bread sandwich with cookies
@thedude-inthewater
@thedude-inthewater 2 года назад
OMG yes!
@Xavi_1299
@Xavi_1299 2 года назад
Give that to a kid that's deadly allergic to gluten
@loganwoodall6351
@loganwoodall6351 6 лет назад
23:50 *maniacal laughter*
@cerealbutwarm2649
@cerealbutwarm2649 5 лет назад
Yes but my fav part was 0:00 to 28:34
@alliesgalaxy8644
@alliesgalaxy8644 3 года назад
“my sandwich feels more heavier than usual” “it’s the raw steak” “i wonder if there’s something different inside?” “yea it’s uncooked”
@ttvrobbed4976
@ttvrobbed4976 3 года назад
I laughed
@pinkiepig4719
@pinkiepig4719 2 года назад
That is what he said, yea
@scottowens1200
@scottowens1200 2 года назад
That's how u get food poisoning
@catsareyes6446
@catsareyes6446 3 года назад
“I did not expect that explode on your face, dude.” -CaptainSauce
@kylem4472
@kylem4472 2 года назад
That is the most "that's what she said" quote ever😂
@Phoenix_King208
@Phoenix_King208 11 месяцев назад
​@@kylem4472what he said*
@HJKL-hu1ny
@HJKL-hu1ny 10 месяцев назад
He said that right as I got to your comment, dude!
@happydemmoman
@happydemmoman 4 года назад
"You shouldn't have bothered naming him, you'll only get attached." YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CREMATE HER!
@mrcephalopod
@mrcephalopod Год назад
Poor Timmy bot is going to have an allergic reaction to that burn
@therawringdog6754
@therawringdog6754 4 года назад
Tim boi: I'm allergic to warmth Me: sun, I have to tell you somthing
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
The rawring dog me:your not good because a little botboy named Timmy is allergic to you. I’m not sorry to you. Life’s not fair sun. I know the problem is yours I don’t really care. Why Timmy
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
Me: rip everything you’re doing, go away sun, your going to be loved, but sadly you’re life is sad because of STUPID TIMMY, BUT HE WAS NOT GOOD,I still respect him and everyone I’m sorry sun I’m really sorry that I yelled,I’m truly sorry, but your trash sun
@jenniferhumphries4948
@jenniferhumphries4948 4 года назад
Was cool
@chomperboy4566
@chomperboy4566 5 лет назад
18:55 did anyone else noticed they said "pizza" at the exact same time?
@myheartbelongstoobietrice2646
@myheartbelongstoobietrice2646 5 лет назад
Lmao
@Eclipse_101
@Eclipse_101 5 лет назад
Holy shit that’s actually creepy 0-0
@familyhanson2531
@familyhanson2531 5 лет назад
Ya
@mrslasher2954
@mrslasher2954 5 лет назад
Funny af
@CoolAsIce-dy6to
@CoolAsIce-dy6to 5 лет назад
Lol
@TheRizzardOfOzIII
@TheRizzardOfOzIII 3 года назад
PewDiePie: "Can I put it in the bucket?" CaptainSauce: "Can I blend it?"
@Donut_Flame
@Donut_Flame 3 года назад
No and No?
@meowmazing
@meowmazing 2 года назад
Maybe and yes
@Wolvestome
@Wolvestome 2 года назад
All of the above
@ukgigs3950
@ukgigs3950 2 года назад
B R E A D
@edgarwilliamafton
@edgarwilliamafton 2 года назад
Yes
@TheMapBot
@TheMapBot 3 года назад
“why cant i splash you with boiling hot water?!” Rei Todoroki: *atleast you tried*
@ChildProtectionService
@ChildProtectionService 3 года назад
*shoto running for his life*
@alexprogamez6165
@alexprogamez6165 2 года назад
I read this comment right as he said that lol
@Bestgamer-ck1nw
@Bestgamer-ck1nw 2 года назад
Lol
@BlackdragonTheShadow
@BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад
Once again I want to know why is it that almost every Genshin impact profile picture I’ve seen on RU-vid have them as a McDonald’s employee
@TheMapBot
@TheMapBot 2 года назад
@@BlackdragonTheShadowwe are broke
@ultorfnv
@ultorfnv 5 лет назад
15:34 "Am I drinking a tea bag right now?" Hmmmmmmmmm
@secilalpkaya6950
@secilalpkaya6950 4 года назад
I get it But i wish i didnt get it
@rodrigatorx2266
@rodrigatorx2266 3 года назад
I don't get it
@cassandracohen1550
@cassandracohen1550 3 года назад
? Me no understand
@briannas601
@briannas601 3 года назад
I mean, I suck on teabags after I drink my tea, so...
@Average_mobileplayer
@Average_mobileplayer 3 года назад
I just got to that part
@MariaGarcia-fj3bs
@MariaGarcia-fj3bs 5 лет назад
When Captain threw the cup at the robot's girlfriend had me dead laughing😂
@Ectovr
@Ectovr 6 месяцев назад
Me too😂
@noods1406
@noods1406 4 года назад
I swear, some of life’s best quotes come from Captainsauce.
@qwertyuwu8174
@qwertyuwu8174 4 года назад
WHEN HE STARTED DRINKING THE TEA BAG I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT
@prince-of-water
@prince-of-water 5 лет назад
9:56 "So if I wanna get the dry part of trumpets," True poetry.
@emmaismyname8197
@emmaismyname8197 5 лет назад
heh heh heh heh heh “Eat up little Timmy. The human made it special for you!” HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH “There’s tomatos in here! I can taste it!” *HEH HEH HEH HEH*
@almondmew2570
@almondmew2570 5 лет назад
1 thing: It's like *NEH HEH HEH!*
@ninjablaze2016
@ninjablaze2016 4 года назад
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHEeeee..
@tfordham13
@tfordham13 4 года назад
HEH HEH HEH
@villagerofwisdom4199
@villagerofwisdom4199 4 года назад
The yMusical Gamer TMG
@liammaps2700
@liammaps2700 4 года назад
HEH HEH HEH... HAHAHA.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.... this had nothing to do with cap, I just laugh uncontrollably and I wanted attention. If you hate that, F**** you.
@lukerosenberger1284
@lukerosenberger1284 4 года назад
"Perfect thats my life savings in a blender"
@leooakes3317
@leooakes3317 4 года назад
Who's life savings
@DerpysHyperfixations
@DerpysHyperfixations 4 года назад
Leo Oakes mine I’m talking that blender
@DerpysHyperfixations
@DerpysHyperfixations 4 года назад
I’m taking that blender.
@DerpysHyperfixations
@DerpysHyperfixations 4 года назад
Thatshapeshifrer 60 no it my blender I’m taking it with my powers
@adoptmekitsune
@adoptmekitsune 3 года назад
Blending a Blender In a Blender
@Foxflyer11
@Foxflyer11 Год назад
Watching this 5 years later hits different I literally loved his videos still do
@neo_star_skid
@neo_star_skid Год назад
true
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Год назад
Sameee
@krimpybob
@krimpybob 5 лет назад
Jobbot: Mmm, just lik mombot used to make... Cap: Your mom bot was an idiot Best quote 2018
@joannadej330
@joannadej330 4 года назад
2019 for me
@SU-un1tf
@SU-un1tf 4 года назад
2069 to me
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 года назад
2019 for me
@jessiesversion
@jessiesversion 4 года назад
andrew exe the hedgehog is funtime golden sonic same
@jessiesversion
@jessiesversion 4 года назад
Joanna Dej same
@tps_zues376
@tps_zues376 5 лет назад
27:15 I started dying of laughter
@user-ij8en3xf4j
@user-ij8en3xf4j 5 месяцев назад
Lol
@carnium
@carnium 3 года назад
Why did Cap start laughing like Emperor Palpatine? XD 23:32
@dennisbuchanan1529
@dennisbuchanan1529 Год назад
No, that's the Janitor from the game Kindergarten.
@ajfthe4th257
@ajfthe4th257 3 года назад
I love the part we’re he throws the mug when he is proposing and just laughs
@tamby_teeze
@tamby_teeze 6 лет назад
Imagine if in real life while a man is proposing to his wife a cook just chucks a glass at the women.
@memebot4320
@memebot4320 5 лет назад
Will you marry me? Yes!!!!! *Gets hit by wine glass* Do you propos- *gets hit by wine glass* Does not even eat good quality raw steak
@stephlmur76
@stephlmur76 5 лет назад
Robert Johnson XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@John-gt4oi
@John-gt4oi 5 лет назад
xD lol
@arcticjc5757
@arcticjc5757 5 лет назад
Robert Johnson I would laugh to death
@stephlmur76
@stephlmur76 5 лет назад
Robert Johnson omg!, my favorite part of this video!! 😂😂😂
@CricetoFunni
@CricetoFunni 4 года назад
19:41 You could say, that went smoothie. I’ll see myself out.
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 4 года назад
No, come back in.
@Wolvestome
@Wolvestome 2 года назад
Alright come on back, you’ve been out for long enough
@CricetoFunni
@CricetoFunni 2 года назад
im back
@Wolvestome
@Wolvestome 2 года назад
@@CricetoFunni the god is back
@Xavi_1299
@Xavi_1299 2 года назад
Put him in cage he a joke monkey now
@mariah_not_carey
@mariah_not_carey 2 года назад
“You shouldn’t have bothered naming him” 😂😂😂 I was not expecting to laugh so hard. Now I gotta get this game
@lavendel6868
@lavendel6868 3 года назад
I like that he say "where's my cheese" in the kid voice
@swiggityswonerr6005
@swiggityswonerr6005 6 лет назад
Hey wait let me get this straight he's allergic to warmth. Is his father a block of ice, why would his mother be that lonely, and how would that even work, I'm scared now.
@joshuahorner1506
@joshuahorner1506 4 года назад
yeah i like you now
@ronalddossey7249
@ronalddossey7249 4 года назад
That's really confusing
@ginabak7283
@ginabak7283 4 года назад
I don’t get it
@springdude1165
@springdude1165 4 года назад
SCREW LOGIC!
@someoneonearthh
@someoneonearthh 4 года назад
69 likes..... but it deserves a like.... *sweats*
@izzydavis4759
@izzydavis4759 5 лет назад
“Why do you have to ruin all of my frun job not?” 😂
@theacegaming8972
@theacegaming8972 4 года назад
De4d_ly R0_SE stroke?
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 4 года назад
@@theacegaming8972 stroke.
@winter6045
@winter6045 3 года назад
CS: Why can't I splash you with boiling hot water? me: Is Todoroki's mom in captain sauce?? Cause that sounds like a thing she would say.
@vinnieharisson3274
@vinnieharisson3274 3 года назад
Captain sauce: tomatoes go good with everything The fridge: oh really now what about cheese
@BlackdragonTheShadow
@BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад
But isn’t cheese worth a lot in this world… seeing how cap was held at banana point for 4 pieces of it
@jellymicayla5291
@jellymicayla5291 2 года назад
@@BlackdragonTheShadow It was an excuse to make a very cheese-y joke. 🤣
@jellymicayla5291
@jellymicayla5291 2 года назад
-I hate myself- That was a good joke.
@willarisgin9917
@willarisgin9917 6 лет назад
timmy only noticed the tomato because he's a fan of captainsauce
@necromancer8725
@necromancer8725 5 лет назад
Willa Risgin xd.
@juretokic1674
@juretokic1674 5 лет назад
so true
@enzyblox
@enzyblox 5 лет назад
Willa Risgin this deserves a pin
@beybladekinggaming6464
@beybladekinggaming6464 2 года назад
I love how you can hear cap try his hardest to not burst out laughing when he chucked a mug at the couple
@garfeltrealtbh
@garfeltrealtbh 4 года назад
“I’m so happy right now!” “Where’s my cheese”
@avery4637
@avery4637 4 года назад
Everyone:eat spagettie from the can Captin sauce:eats from the pot
@radioactivian4412
@radioactivian4412 5 лет назад
Allergic to warmth? Dont get too attached.
@bigripper350
@bigripper350 4 года назад
Its allergic to warmth? Dont bother naming him ur only going to get attached
@CoolAsIce-dy6to
@CoolAsIce-dy6to 4 года назад
What type of idiot would be allergic to warmth, I bet Timmy doesn’t play outside when it’s summer
@stoastisneverhere
@stoastisneverhere 4 года назад
Oh no. He died. Why did he die? I only put him outside for 30 minutes, it's not 70° though, it 120°. So why did he die?
@milkysoup7237
@milkysoup7237 4 года назад
When Timmy grows up he better get a antidote or else he won’t get to feel something warm big and juicy (insert Lenny face)
@croissantcookie9593
@croissantcookie9593 4 года назад
Vault boy why do I exist now
@watermaker2.056
@watermaker2.056 4 года назад
"tomatoes go good with everything, including RU-vid
@prefanon6006
@prefanon6006 4 года назад
A english breakfast is not complete without half of a tomato
@Graphical_Gamer
@Graphical_Gamer 3 года назад
Except little timmy
@charlierajca5392
@charlierajca5392 3 года назад
No not even RU-vid it's especially RU-vid
@headshotdeal7217
@headshotdeal7217 3 года назад
*throws tomato at youtube logo*
@anarchistidiot
@anarchistidiot 3 года назад
Cyanide does not go good with tomatoes
@jaelongstaff229
@jaelongstaff229 3 года назад
23:50 his laugh 😂 and that’s why I’m still wactching
@burnttoast1147
@burnttoast1147 3 года назад
Soon-to be couple: talking about the ring Cap: Throws cup at girl*
@shecatwarrior7200
@shecatwarrior7200 5 лет назад
Timmy: TOMATOES NOOOOO I'M gONNA DIE!!! Captin: heh heh heh now die little Timmy bot!!!!
@danielleking3741
@danielleking3741 5 лет назад
Timmy--NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT THAT Gimme HOT CHICKEN FROM BUFFALO WILD WINGS. Captain-YOU GO TO MCDONALDS SO EAT SOME OTHER STUFF IM SO BUSY.
@angiep8971
@angiep8971 4 года назад
Oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
Danielle King what I don’t get it
@Warden_Vtel
@Warden_Vtel 6 лет назад
23:48 Careful there, Cap... next thing you know, you're working as a janitor in a kindergarten, bound by law to stay at least a mop's length away from small children
@Warden_Vtel
@Warden_Vtel 6 лет назад
DilophasaurasPlays Yee
@faithscott8198
@faithscott8198 6 лет назад
I see your point! Ha!
@faithscott8198
@faithscott8198 6 лет назад
nice reference
@milliehanley1570
@milliehanley1570 6 лет назад
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@billcipher3180
@billcipher3180 6 лет назад
he kinda sounds like the soldier from tf2 and the defective turret from portal combined when he laughs
@l.do.everything
@l.do.everything 3 года назад
He just throws the cup at people having the best moment of their life. It just made my day. 27:10
@Justthatguy34
@Justthatguy34 4 года назад
Title: lil timmy is allergic to tomatoes Me: sees ad about tomatoes
@adroscbec
@adroscbec 5 лет назад
"IF THIS THING EXPLODES TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" CaptainSauce 2018
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
He has children?
@Zzz-wm3vz
@Zzz-wm3vz 4 года назад
Kjx
@nightmareunleash3402
@nightmareunleash3402 2 года назад
Imagine being in 2018 lol
@NexuuusCoooore
@NexuuusCoooore 5 лет назад
4:41 Who Doesn’t love Burnt Bacon And Eggs for breakfast
@axgames7049
@axgames7049 2 года назад
Imagine giving a ring to your cook so he can put it in a sandwich for you to propose to your gf/bf and then you see him put it in a blender and ask for another
@MildlySpider-Man
@MildlySpider-Man 4 года назад
"well get an a in no time" burns the first thing he makes.
@naughtykid000
@naughtykid000 5 лет назад
27:13 ??: my sweet I *EMOTION* you ??: will you *ENTER A LEGALLY BINDING PARTNERSHIP* with me Haha 😂 I’m dead
@gabeharris926
@gabeharris926 4 года назад
Me tryna be cool in public
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
What the f?
@sillycitizen
@sillycitizen 4 года назад
Not to mention he threw a cup at them
@DoktorFetusisinTheHouse
@DoktorFetusisinTheHouse 3 года назад
What the VERY BAD CURSE WORD IN A ROBOT VOICE was that?
@cassandracohen1550
@cassandracohen1550 3 года назад
@@DoktorFetusisinTheHouseXDDDDD
@fr0st538
@fr0st538 5 лет назад
Timmy didn’t want apple sauce he didn’t want tomatoe sauce he wanted captain sauce edit: WHY DOES THIS HAVE 200 LIKESSSS ITS A YEAR OLD
@jumpzoneisirish1606
@jumpzoneisirish1606 4 года назад
but captain sauce is a tomato
@lifeofriley2378
@lifeofriley2378 4 года назад
Uhh wav yes you’re right because his intro puts him as a tomato super hero
@lauraambriziene1922
@lauraambriziene1922 4 года назад
Timmy is alike for tomatos
@ahyesname5978
@ahyesname5978 4 года назад
oh no oh no CAPTAIN ABANDON THE SHIP TIMMY WILL EAT YOU
@erinharris7724
@erinharris7724 4 года назад
*Tomato
@geraldballinger6428
@geraldballinger6428 2 года назад
timmy:i am allergic to warmth air conditioners,spring,summer,bedcovers,warm food,body tempature:ima bout to end this kids whole career
@AMonsta_
@AMonsta_ 3 года назад
“We’ll have an A in no time” Yea A for acceptable
@notsobrxght
@notsobrxght 6 лет назад
That's gourmet? It looks like something out of Spongebob
@royalpain9281
@royalpain9281 4 года назад
Nah the Krusty Krab and even the Chum Bucket looks cleaner
@angiep8971
@angiep8971 4 года назад
Well I have no idea what gourmet food even is
@bloodwolf2002
@bloodwolf2002 Год назад
That's the appetizer
@scairk
@scairk 6 лет назад
This is the highlight of my day everyday, coming home to your RU-vid videos. I absolutely love your channel, and not only that but I love your commentary, it never fails to crack me up!
@benofthewild7765
@benofthewild7765 5 лет назад
That me basically
@ohshit4860
@ohshit4860 4 года назад
Same!
@elmentelz
@elmentelz 4 года назад
he never realised that washing his hands was one of the most important things to do 30 years ago
@bradleyhowell2898
@bradleyhowell2898 4 года назад
Omfg 😂😂😂 when he threw the mug at the end I lost it 😂😂😂
@nugget75nuggurs26
@nugget75nuggurs26 4 года назад
You know... no one was paying for their food.🤔
@aubrey6970
@aubrey6970 3 года назад
They ain’t thieves they say that it’s a simulation plus the waiter would make them pay cause as you can see there is a waiter
@kotehok6361
@kotehok6361 5 лет назад
“Order up , one bread sandwich” 😂😂😂😂
@DoctorTex
@DoctorTex 3 года назад
"When is it done?" It is done. "Oh, I think it's done" It's too done.
@loganfowles8689
@loganfowles8689 3 года назад
Go's to a restaurant Cap: yes I will have that with bread The guy who is making a the sandwich: 😳
@mephisto7233
@mephisto7233 2 года назад
*goes
@lightbulbhoodie3861
@lightbulbhoodie3861 4 года назад
"he left the tea bag" Me: WILL IT BLEND!
@gotoveritlmao8202
@gotoveritlmao8202 4 года назад
Chaos Stormer Indeed it will! _but the fire extinguisher and kettle won’t_
@dclaff4324
@dclaff4324 4 года назад
M
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
Jdhxhdbdbsbs window
@awesomemarioenemythingwithice
@awesomemarioenemythingwithice 6 лет назад
"Easy as bread sandwiches!" -Fawful
@vanillite129
@vanillite129 4 года назад
Yes with mustard of doom
@coolfriends7519
@coolfriends7519 4 года назад
Bread sandwich more like breadwich...
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
Vanillite 12 why sandwiches with mustered?!
@Ray_not_found2104
@Ray_not_found2104 Год назад
23:11 Lady bot: Oh 1 more thing Timmy is also allergic to warmth could u just serve the ingredients raw Cap: He's allergic to warmth!?!?! Maybe u shouldn't of bothered naming him cause ur only gonna get attached Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Iblitnes
@Iblitnes 3 года назад
24:04 this couple comes back at Vacation simulator back to job
@Ethan-qf3kr
@Ethan-qf3kr 5 месяцев назад
The gigler
@cosmicnabby7769
@cosmicnabby7769 6 лет назад
*Timmy is allergic to Tomatoes* Does Captain Sauce... A) Feed Timmy Tomatoes B) Doesn’t Feed Timmy Tomatoes C)Throws A Tomato at Timmy If you guessed A you are right!!!
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 6 лет назад
Gabby Games *Jeapordy music plays as the question is being read*
@stonks1578
@stonks1578 6 лет назад
I choose D: A and C Reads correct answer:awwww
@spade6673
@spade6673 6 лет назад
UMMMM HE DER DER
@loganhaney7711
@loganhaney7711 6 лет назад
Gabby Games I wish he did C.
@aceofspanks8733
@aceofspanks8733 6 лет назад
C
@abeharms6682
@abeharms6682 6 лет назад
22:12 "how do your kids feel about glass?"
@cephaleaorion4888
@cephaleaorion4888 2 года назад
21:10 that's how wendigo makes his beats
@artsyhoodies
@artsyhoodies 2 года назад
Timmy: *allergic to Tomato* Me: "Understandable." Timmy: *allergic to warmth* Me: "Excuse me what how are you even alive-"
@blackjesus1443
@blackjesus1443 2 года назад
True
@adorkably1beautiful
@adorkably1beautiful 6 лет назад
"Your mom bot was an idiot" xD solid burn!
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 лет назад
And what about yours, hhhmmmm!?!?!?!?
@adorkably1beautiful
@adorkably1beautiful 6 лет назад
Brandon Escalante, me? I don't have a mom bot lol.
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 лет назад
Oh
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 лет назад
Well sorry about that
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 лет назад
Jk!
@Remoniq
@Remoniq 6 лет назад
Perfect shirt for the job man.
@toast6660
@toast6660 6 лет назад
Hey, can someone mention to Captain sauce that he has is caps lock hey on?
@mercedesjimenez3165
@mercedesjimenez3165 5 лет назад
Remoniq you
@vibebreadrblx
@vibebreadrblx Год назад
“My sandwich feels much heavier this time!” “There’s raw steak” “Maybe there is something different in it?” “It’s raw” (casually throws a cup at them)
@ghostedpear6408
@ghostedpear6408 4 года назад
19:48 That went in nice and SMOOTHLY
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Месяц назад
I read that as race and smooth
@aranasia2631
@aranasia2631 6 лет назад
The good stuff for timmy
@jessicablack6664
@jessicablack6664 6 лет назад
Oh yay, Timmy likes the good shit.
@mariavaldez2637
@mariavaldez2637 6 лет назад
ReaperIOGaming Lcn
@ice5756
@ice5756 6 лет назад
nice shirt captain
@angelothepan
@angelothepan 2 года назад
"You haven't given me any ingredients! I'm just doing as I please, I'm gonna make bread soup" I was just dying
@mahimarajapaksha
@mahimarajapaksha 7 месяцев назад
"he's allergic to warmth? Then You shouldn't have named him cause you'll get attached" the best come back ever to exist 😂
@henryvalenzuela9632
@henryvalenzuela9632 5 лет назад
I loved it when you hit the robot at the end.I was laughing soo hard!
@Mary-dk6fi
@Mary-dk6fi 6 лет назад
Why do I feel like all the restaurant’s customers are going to get food poisoning after captain is done......
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 6 лет назад
Miss Black Cat I know some of them definitely will
@gingermann9568
@gingermann9568 5 лет назад
poor Timmybot… but at the same time the mother is going to get attached to much so why not kill that thing. Nah I'm kidding I love Timmtbot the thing is,how dose he stay alive? Dose he cover up EVERY INCH of his body or some thing like that?
@jacobrangelrangel7100
@jacobrangelrangel7100 5 лет назад
Eoaooso
@abbyhindman2145
@abbyhindman2145 4 года назад
“Maybe you shouldn’t have bothered naming him cause your only gonna get attached” 😂😂
@somerandomkid7040
@somerandomkid7040 3 года назад
23:45 favorite part
@wumbology6072
@wumbology6072 6 лет назад
*drops everything as soon as I see the notification*
@chintex_
@chintex_ 6 лет назад
Senator Lemonsnout same oh shit my screen broke as i droped my phone
@CheeseWeegee
@CheeseWeegee 6 лет назад
Senator Lemonsnout me too lol
@themythicgamer1525
@themythicgamer1525 6 лет назад
lol same
@cooldudeaboss
@cooldudeaboss 6 лет назад
Senator Lemonsnout
@justinw8367
@justinw8367 6 лет назад
I dropped the phone I was watching RU-vid on
@lookatmyfaceyouwillloveitt4932
YES I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE BLENDED THE RING THANK U SO MUCH
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 года назад
Cry to joy
@Im.A._.B.P
@Im.A._.B.P Год назад
The intro is really savage ngl
@virtualjoe117
@virtualjoe117 2 года назад
16:46 according to my math that stakes 70 years old
@eviejones8005
@eviejones8005 5 лет назад
18:37 he didn't expect it do explode on his face ;)
@hossamaltobgy3731
@hossamaltobgy3731 6 лет назад
Looks like i found a new favorite youtuber😃
@amyhaefele7944
@amyhaefele7944 5 лет назад
He’s always been my favorite
@ironcrusher7905
@ironcrusher7905 5 лет назад
Me Too
@christianespinoza2158
@christianespinoza2158 5 лет назад
Wait where
@Hvh445
@Hvh445 5 лет назад
Same
@ohshit4860
@ohshit4860 4 года назад
He has ALWAYS been and always will be my favorite youtuber.
@speedingpodli4520
@speedingpodli4520 4 года назад
Sun: exists Timmy: Mr Sun i don’t feel so good
@thunda8542
@thunda8542 2 года назад
"He's allergic to warmth...? You shouldn't have bothered naming him, you'll only get attached." - Captain Sauce
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