Limmy's Tours of Random American Places: Abilene, Texas 

I see American Mouth, you bet your bottom dollar. I click.

The simple existence of geometry

hes on top form here

Where are the hoards of Californians desperate to move to Texas?

As an American, I love watching Limmy critique shite American towns and he does an excellent accent lol

Maybe it's Abeline

37°C with consistent wind yet they all use tumble dryers instead. Anybody else think that town looks like Rust?

37? Fuck that! 😂

Regarding the wall at the end of this fascinating video; I reckon the guy from 1034 Cherry Street bought too many stones when creating his wall/fence circa 2010 and decided to create a small flower bed/mail box outside his house. This went well so he offered to create a large flower bed at the corner of the street. Sadly, nobody bothered to look after the flowers so it soon became an unloved wall. The damage to it occurred when a bloke drove into it in 2019 when hurrying to Jays BBQ Shack for a nice bit of brisket. Anyway, those are my thoughts.

I actually thought Tonya put out a really honest and informative video. She seems like a nice lady. I feel bad that I’m so down on Americans. She’s just trying to put food on the table like anyone else 🙁

Brian Limond does sound like a estate agent's name

Man most of America has the freedom to be heavy shite

10:00 When that pure American feeling hits 🇺🇸

My favourite Limmy accent next to his Glasgow uni student one

A quick trip to Danone, Ohio: 'Let's see how you pronounce it.'

Love this commentary of obscure places

Limmy is the only reactor out there that can turn a fkn 2 min vidéo into a 45 min analysis 😂

spiteful man intentionally cherry picking nowheresvilles

Hey that’s my town

They have an airport but no taxis?

the real shocker about Celsiusgate is the initial proposal having 0 as boiling point and 100 as freezing point

Did he see sweet Eileen in Abilene? She forgot I hung the moon. Then there's Allison in Galveston...

That’s where the Abilene Paradox comes from. The story is that on afternoon a bored group of friends were thinking of something to do. One person suggested that they catch the train to Abilene, even though they didn’t really want to go and never said so. However, the other members of the group agreed with the idea, even though THEY didn’t even really want to go, but they never said so either. . So they all end up catching the train to Abilene despite not one single person wanting to go - all because nobody challenged it. Happens at work all the time. Decisions get made by those who don’t actually agree with it.

why dont they have taxis if they have no walking possibilities

Now i understand why Americans like to drive early. It's a huge country with big empty spaces between.

Whenever Texans complain about the weather I assume they mean the snow.

The Brits literally came up with Fahrenheit so idk why he's shitting on it so much

The Unity States of America

Limmy was all set to move to Abilene/Abilane/Abyleen until the weather.

I went asleep in Shreveport woke up in Abilene wondrin why the hell im wanted in some town halfway between. Johnny Cash.

There are a lot of nice looking towns and cities in the US but most of them look pretty grim.

Original has a full stop, it should be the last one.

Typical scottish person zooming in on the bad state of the road 😅

3:42 I applied that kind of logic with the wife, ex-wife I should say.

Sounds like Sunderland.

Sounds like Telford

06:55 The sea around the British Isles,

Her team logo is awful.

That first video is equal parts dog whistle and just destitution. Aka America baybeeee da greatest city in da wohld

Absolute dump

Came for the inevitable American accent. Stayed for the inevitable American accent.

Honestly just looking at these American towns makes me sleepy. And to think these are the parts of the country where the people there think the US is the best country in the world! Imagine growing up in this desert and being proud of it.

the Sun of God more like all good practice for the impending preacher days ahead of him

Be original means don't buy you furniture from *blank space*

No taxis IN A CITY. WHAT IS THIS 1802? Someone could make a killing. Limmys Cabs?

WHILE THE CHIEF PUTS SUNSHINE ON ABELINE

Here for the accent

15 mins + 😂😂

They forgot the number one reason not to move to Abilene. Texans live there.

Oh yeah, Celsius makes sense, because when I go to check the weather, I often think "I wonder if the water will be boiling outside today." GET REAL!

Celsius makes more sense but I grew up with farenheight which I can't even spell and I can't wrap my head around Celsius at all.

Celcius may be relevant to chemistry, but Fahrenheit is more relevant to how temperature feels to humans

i thought that thing was from the cowboy times, but they faked it.