Link I'm Defunding The Korok Church 

Hylian news: after defunding science, local tyrant princess cassandra has now taken stance against freedom of religion in a violent outburst against the church of korok.

Zelda: “You just incinerated an innocent Korok!” *Who said they were innocent* 🤔

He lost his memories because of her, his home because of her, he lost his arm because of her, he lost his program because of her, and now he lost his church, my boy Link can’t have shit in Hyrule!

At some point you should acknowledge that only link can see koroks.

Link laughs like a maniac at killing a korok while Zelda watches absolutely horrified. Her beloved good hearted knight is gone, now there only remains a cruel monster, one the koroks, ironically, created through their ignorance.

1. Love the ganondorf nicknames 2. I once put a korok on a flaming cross and said it was going to be Jesus 3. The koroks creator is the great Deku tree 🌳

In the grace of Din's name, we smite thy Koroks with the flame. Amen

I like how ganondorf is always mentioned as daddy in the beginning of these

I’m like 90 percent sure that the 100 years that Link spent in the shrine of ressurection not only erased his memory, but gave hom brain damage. Also, since not everyone can see koroks, we’ll just go ahead and assume they’re hallucinations.

Fun fuct: the word 'cult', though it has very negative connotations in English, actually comes from the latin word 'cultus' just meaning 'worship' (among other things).

It just hit me. The hero of time was raised with the Kokiri, which later became the koroks. Imagine if he saw what the current hero was doing...

This was why we needed the KSP, to stop cult creation.

So we've seen Zelda defund the Korok Space Program and Church of Koroks. All well and good, how about having her defund the Ganondorf Restaurant Program (yes this is a thing you can do in TOTK, give Ganondorf a restaurant, it's not easy though) Maybe he was serving Koroks

As long as we can still have the Korok Rest Home (for eternal rest), the Korok Travel Agency (bringing them to their final destination), the Korok Fire Department (keeping the koroks warm), the Korok Shushibar (plantbased sushi), the korok…

The only plausible way he could potentially get Zelda to understand his view on Koroks is to make her help like 30 of them and then remind them their is till more left.

First Ganondilf now Daddydorf

Next you need link to make the korok theme park. You know... to "entertain" them as an apology.

You should make a video where Link suspiciously does nothing out of the ordinary and Zelda is skeptical then pleasantly surprised, but at the end there’s some twist and Zelda screams at him for comedy LOL

Are we sure daddydorf was the villain here? I mean, all he did was try to take over Hyrule thousands of years ago. It was bad, but not evil like Link building a cult where he drinks the sap (blood) of innocent wood children.

Link: fine if I have to sleep outside then Oh Purah Baby 😂😂😂

Link: Who’s Hylia? After he literally pray’s to her for hearts and stamina

As a religious man, I can confirm this is all in the name of the big korok in the sky. Amen

Easily my favorite gag of this entire series is Link running through all the daddy related nicknames for Ganondorf while the Big G himself has the most hilarious face he's ever put on.

Can't believe Cassandra would do this to the church 😭

Next we need a Korok depths exploration team dedicated to getting them in the depths to help with exploration

Your Zelda videos never fail to make me laugh, thanks a lot !

Rauru: With how high you speak of him, I find myself wanting to meet Link as well. Link:

Sleep outside? Excommunication? A small price to pay for helping those poor poor Koroks get "home" to see their friends.

Ah, the great Korok in the sky... Brought there via the Space Program. Link has created both the deity and the worship.

Lovely work as always!

Zelda has EVERY right to call Link out on his atrocious actions.😂

Amazing sequel to the space program! Now all we need is one where Zelda learns about Link using those cannons to 1800s style execute those Koroks.

Great Video, bro. I have some video ideas for you if you wanna look into making them: - Link gets revenge on the cuccoos and finally succeeds in killing them but Zelda's super pissed because she liked the cuccoos and thought they were too cute to die. - Zelda asking Link what's with all the weird, cheesy nicknames Link comes up for GanonSuave. Link was just tryna annoy her with the nicknames but Zelda doesn't know and eventually it works and Zelda gets frustrated with it. - Link asking GanonPapa why his moveset in Smash is copied from Cpt. Falcon. Ganon says that its not and tries to lie about it by saying they're ancient martial art techniques that he learned from his ancestors and also says that Falcon was the one that copied his moves. And then, he gets exposed for being a Cpt. Falcon fanboy and everyone laughs at him.

Meanwhile in akkala: Hudson: can’t believe that blonde twink keeps buying that weird stuff that fell in my yard

That... was quite funny. Great voice acting, too!

Link was never the same after that Guardian shot him point blank and lost all but 13 of his memories to the 100 years of sleep.

The big korok in the sky is stuck up there because of the space program, aren’t they?

2:17 I wouldn't say a cult. I would say a Clan

“Can I at least sleep on the couch? It’s still like 75% my house since I offered you a place to stay when the Castle was destroyed so you had a bed to sleep in and then things got… heated quickly and then-“ “No Link, you’re sleeping outside IN. THE. RAIN.”

Link at the end: "ah, so its a holy war you want then."

The church tax breaks got me. We do have tax breaks. Glad to see Link is putting to divine purpose!

After being asleep for 100 years and a bunch of other stuff that would break the normal man it kind of makes sense that link has lost it

Next video link creates korok tennis

1:38 Yes.

Just imagine, after seeing the koroks going through so much suffering, Zelda learns to use Ultra Hand herself to build an army of Korok mounted mechas in an effort to stop the evil exploits of Link killing Koroks and bankrupting the economy with item duplication.

The best part of Link's War Crimes towards the Koroks is that he is a kokori, aka the race/people who were ageless, fairy bound, adopted children of the Great Deku Tree. Aka the Children/People who later on became the Koroks which is why he can enter their forest, use their magic, see and hear them. So Link got handed a golden turd for helping his own people while amnesiac or severely weakened, during a global calamity, fighting through the land to amuse and help each one, TWICE. AND THEN ZELDA'S WHOLE DADDY GANONDORF DEBACLE HAPPENED. No wonder he is lashing out. I say we're lucky that the time manipulating, demon slaying, holy sword bearing, divine emissary master swordsman with the power to master any weapon, tool or capability he is bestowed upon thanks to the Triforce of Courage AND owner of a prosthetic arm of a god that can create a magi-tek armada & gives him even more super powers; doesn't just go and proclaim himself the New Demon King.

What Cassandra doesn’t understand is that the people of the korok space program are a scientific division of the church dedicated to find evidence of the great Korok in the sky

0:33 Zelda is literally the only one who would have heard of the Golden Goddess the three immortal dragons were named after at this period in the timeline.

these voice actors are great

These always make me funny, and I also love the kinky nicknames Link gives Ganondorf XD lol

(After Seeing The Korok Church Defunded) Pixel: well there’s goes my chance to make campfires Zelda: Kid! WHAT THE- Link: That’s what The Church is All About!

Link went from Chaotic Neutral to just plain Chaotic.

1:00 You'd think she would've learned by now, NOT, to ask questions.

1:38 “Link that’s a flame emitter- 😰”

Woulda been funnier if those old statues in the depths that take the poes were apart of this. I’d love to see them mentioned in a future video!

I just found your videos and I’m super happy about it. I can’t wait to watch them all.

If seeing what link does to innocent koroks appealed her to such a degree, just wait to see how she reacts to the various Geneva convention ignoring torture devices link constructed for hyrule’s enemies. She would probably feel bad even for the monsters and even ganondorf… almost.

Ah so completely normal behavior after getting all of the seeds. I really don’t know why Zelda is shocked by this, this is a completely normal occurrence.

How many players are in this church

I absolutely love these videos, in fact the other day I showed my mom the inflation video you made. And my mom started laughing because we live in the kingdom of California, and things are super expensive here for a lot of reasons most because of inflation and really really bad laws. $20 minimum Wage? Cool... Looks like everything is going to get more Expensive. For Hylia's Sake going to McGannondaddy's cost as much as a Sit down restaurant. Only if our Prince (Governor) would makes it easier for Economic Growth, cut some red tape, build more homes, decrease taxes, and actually help our kingdom (State) with our pour souls afflicted by the blight of Drugs and poisoned minds (mental illness). I am but only one Hylian, what can I do? 😢

Link:"It's not a cult it's a FAMILY✨✨

Hahahahahah, never knew I was a member till today!

Next maybe do a military weapons one and it’s just more fancy ways to use Korok as target practice

It is even funny considering link can canonically hear hylia and probably other goddesses everytime he prays, and still prays to the great korok in the sky

Man, grounded til collage AND sleeping outside in the rain tonight, but then how’s he grounded if he’s outside…

Link is the grand wizard man..born leader of ko-rok-Klan..dark robes and a pointy hat. Beating moblins down with a bo-ko-bat.

YES!! I've been waiting for this all week! Thank you!!!

Link’s outfit for this and just this whole video is amazing ❤

No way link thinks he's sending the Koroks to their creator. He is motived by an undying hatred and nothing else.

Oh how I've been waiting for this topic to be covered and boy did this give me a good ol' giggle lol. First of all, I love the VA's work whenever Zelda is having a gigantic meltdown over Link's latest and greatest atrocity, scheme, war crime, etc. It's just so fun lol. Also the 'Well excuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUSEE you, princess' was spot-on, well done haha. Daddydorf. Take me home daddy! And what's Zelda moping about; she calls him daddy too. I've seen the Klan knockoff robes in a few videos and memes before, and seeing them return here gave me another holler, haha. Think the other outfits I see the most, if they aren't usually some rummage sail rejects or getting as close to a Crusader as possible are memes having him part of Caeser's Legion. Ave, true to Caeser. Zelda doesn't really get how many members of this Church there really are. Recruitment is instantaneous with many streamers and video makers jumping onboard at the slightest opportunity. "I hope your friend is God!" - RTgame. Those Koroks and their literal turd-giving crime boss know what they did, heh heh heh. Tax Emption and Flame Emitter prices. Crashing the economy had its downsides, especially when fighting off the Hylian IRS coming after that income and Daddydorf can only dream as being as evil as those guys lol. As for the Flame Emitters? Sorry Link, Morshu can't give credit. Come back when you're a little bit more... MMMM RICHER! Also I see the sleeping on the couch joke made it in, but upgraded to sleeping outside in the rain. Boy I hope he's not wearing anything metal. All in all, loved this one haha. I still loved how it only took a day or two back when this game came out for everyone to unleash untold pain and suffering on the Koroks. Think there's other things that still can be covered, but can't wait to see what else ya unleash and having ol' Zelda there spazz out again.

This is revenge for defunding the korok space program.

Wait until Zelda finds out about korok cave exploration (gloom hole)

The big Korok in the Sky is actually all the many different Koroks Link sent up to space, all attached to create the appearance of a giant Korok. *🌿 ✨"Yah-ha-ha!" ✨ 🌿*

Jokes on her link already sleeps in the rain outside

Hey, Zelda, try to look on the bright side: Link isn't wearing a blue track suit with white sneakers while handing the Koroks cups of his "special Kool-Aid." He's clearly put some thought into all of this.

“That way we get tax breaks.”😂😂😂

I'm guessing the big korok in the sky is hetsu that link sent to space for not giving him more weapon inventory upgrade

Zelda, you DO NOT want to become an enemy of the Korok Chruch!

I swear I’m the only person left that likes koroks-

Awesome Video!

I can’t believe someone at Nintendo actually approved that outfit!

His crouch makes it look like a bow

Zelda- You've established a colt Link- Well excuuuuuuuse you princess

now we just need to make the robes white and we're good to go looking for koroks

Zelda is going to have an aneurysm some day does hyrule have any type of insurance when that happens

Link: a star shaped resurrection symbol and candles would be perfect in this church where nobody will ever see you!

1:53 Ofc link is crusefying the korak

THE KOROK VOICE IS AMAZING IM DIEING IN LAUGHTER

Link should make Zelda collect 800 Korok seeds. Her opinion might just change a little bit.

You can't stop me Zelda!!!

Nobody expected Hyrulian inquisition.

Zelda, i am the economy. You cant defund me.

She still hasn't found the 'camps' yet.

That is pointcrow saying he is not a cult

Hylia is the only goddess left in Hyrule at this point.

Well, Zelda can see the koroks and confirm that Link may be a psycho, but at least he's not an hallucinating psycho... --- 9 year old Link wakes up in his home at the Lost Woods. Doesn't remember what he was dreaming about, but somehow he can't stop thinking about fire every time he sees a Kokiri

Dayumn, Zelda sending Link to sleep on the sofa

“Big Korok in the Sky! We beseech thee!” “We, the races of Hyrule, commit your spawn of wood to the flame; so their cinders may rise to the sky and be free!” “May the pilgrimage of the humble korok be warm, soaring, and elevating!” “With this torch, we light the way. Through the light of the torch, the Korok is guided home to the sky!” “And through the burning of the Korok, we harvest a most exemplary Basil spice.” “With Korok Seeds and Flame Emitters for all, Amen.”

Zelda: I'm going to excommunicate your church. Link: mmhh if I don't get it wrong Hyrule used to be Korok's territory, so.. My followers we must do one thing. We have to do a Crusade!

Jokes on you Zelda! I bought a second house!