Liquid Chris - So Need a Cute Girl 

Would the REAL Chris do such unspeakable things to his elderly mother? I think not.

Ian Brandon Anderson has been real quiet since this dropped

Liquid is a real life medical doctor as well apparently. He's not just better than Chris, he is legit better than almost every other troll as well.

Imagine being 27 years old, and your arch-nemesis is a high-schooler who's superior to you in every way

Liquid Chris as a witness in court: “I am the real Christian Weston Chandler! Your honor, that criminal right there is the IMPOSTOR IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!”

I bet Liquid Chris has a girlfriend who isn't his biological mother.

Liquid Chris became a Cancer Cure researcher... He'll come back and inject it on Solid Chris who is actually a living cancer.

Liquid is so good that he can harmonize with himself.

This feels like the credit song to Chris Chan’s life

Liquid Chris, the only trolling attempt that didn't seem outright psychotic to me

liquid chris was the most brilliant troll in christory. simple and inoffensive, yet so effective

Now Imagine that after all theese years, Liquid Chris finally presents viable cancer treament, but he still remains in-character and in all science books he is listed as Christine Werstler Chandler

When we needed him most, he disappeared.

It's sad when you have to battle a mirror, but it's even sadder when the mirror starts winning.

Damn, this is actually good. Thank god this is the real chris.

My head cannon for the liquid Chris saga is that Chris was right about the dimensional merge. The merge just happened earlier than he thought and Liquid Chris is from the Sonichu comics of the time.

This feels like the outro song for the final episode of the Chris-Chan show, where Chris dies in prison and life continues as normal, and the world never truly changing, for better or worse.

I would actually unironically listen to this

A weird dark wizard once said "who needs a girlfriend when you have a mother?"

Liquid Chris didn't troll Chris with mentally degrading stuff, he didn't convince Chris to do anything, he didn't even use any form of hate speech. He bested Chris with nothing other than being better than him. He's really one of the more interesting trolls in the Chris saga, and I hold major respect for him for doing something different

"I so need a cute girl my age" That lyric never really came to pass.

I will tell my kids this was Kurt Cobain.

Takes fucking talent to take the awful lyrical pacing of Solid Chris’ writing and actually make that shit sound somewhat decent.

So brave for Chris to stand up to that fake-guitared troll, imposter “Ian Brandon Anderson” who was stealing his identity.

He actually had a great voice, a bit raw but lots of promise and potential

Liquid Chris, the one true Chris. Combatting cancer for over a decade.

Im glad they finally arrested that impostor

I will say this until I die but Liquid Chris is the best troll in internet history (or at least in the Chris Chan saga.) One reason being that Liquid Chris was everything Chris Chan claimed to be; musically talented, artistically talented, and more. And after all of it, Liquid Chris ended up getting a girlfriend (I think that's what happened, I remember hearing that.) He also knew exactly how to get under Chris Chan's skin and didn't really have a clear motive as to why he started trolling him, since it started with him doing an impression of him, which made the og Chris enraged. In all honesty, Solid Chris felt like the troll from an outsider's perspective.

Hearing this song after so long hits different, especially after recent events... 😔

a troll who is actually talented and never hurt anyone but a single person's feelings 10/10

i actually listen to it unironically

OMG ITS THE DRAWING I DREW WHAT THE HECK :000

Liquid Chris is my favorite troll out of the bunch, because he was actually funny with it and not all like "I'm gonna ruin this guy's life for shits and giggles"

Fun Fact: Chris Duckworth, the man behind Liquid Chris, is not singing in this nor playing the guitar. His identical twin brother, Jon, took over for the musical videos. Meaning we dont just have Solid and Liquid Chris, but also Solidus Chris

fun fact, liquid chris is working to stop cancer now, what a giga chad

And then he went on to write the infamous Chris Chan Show theme song... the absolute legend.

this better be the outro song of the documentary!!

Its said that liquid Chris, the fake Chris, Becomes the true Chris

Let's all pretend as if IBA never existed and only remember the true Chris Chan.

Okay, but who else listens to this unironically?

If he actually finds the cure to cancer one day it would be the funniest thing ever

I wonder if all of the Trolls will return in the final moments. Clyde, Jimmy Hill, Blanca, the Man in the Pickle Suit, Sarah McKenzie, the Asperpedia 4, and Tito all return to be celebrated as heroes

Why are we stuck in the worst timeline ?

Bro took”So need a cute girl my AGE” and forgot it💀

Feeling sick currently. threw up and felt awful all day, but came I randomly wanted to hear this cover and no I feel a lot better.

OMG HE SINGS SO PRETTY O.o

If someone ever makes an "official"/big budget documentary on Chris-Chan, I hope this is played during the end credits.

that ending with the 2 twins harmonizing just perfect

The greatest story ever told..

Liquid king 👑

Y'all hear about what Ian did?

It's like the voice of an angel. I just soaked my panties for the angelic voice of the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler

His voice is unironically so pretty

Makes me long for simpler times with Chris.....

I miss liquid chris so much.

i genuinely listen to this everyday

The rawness of this gets to me. I just ignore the lyrics sometimes and listen to this when I’m feeling down cause of how raw in emotion it is.

Imagine me stealing your entire personality, doing it better getting bored of it, and letting you have it again because I didnt want to be you

This is why liquid is the best troll, he wasn't corrupt, he wasn't straight evil, he wanted to show Chris is a terrible person who should change, I think we should all aspire to be somewhat like liquid

Fun fact, the person singing is not the main Liquid Chris, it his twin brother who is a singer. Main Liquid had cancer and the singer Liquid is still singing.

Ian Brandon Anderson got what he deserved for stealing your identity king 👑

his voice is hot

Credits Theme - CWC: The Game

I love Weezer's Pinkerton

Liquid Chris is a legend. He knew when to quit without leaving a trace while the joke was still funny

What a time to be on the internet

This was arguably the best troll saga. The rest was downhill.

Its pathetic when your doppelganger who was made to mock you is a more decent human being than you.

Truly, a villain, that in the end became the hero of the story.

Lyrics: Without a fire But a desire To not hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" And I see the ladies walking Along one by one And I never wanna hear "I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" And I have no fire But a desire To not hear you say "I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why I'm still stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" Why do all of the jerks Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) You may not notice But I want you to know That I am a lonesome heart! Without a fire But a desire To not, to not, to not Heeeaaar… Don't wanna hear you saaaaaay (Yeah!) The virgin with rage! So need a cute girl my age! I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" Tell me why I"m still stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" "I have a boyfriend!" Never say it now

After what happened I can confidently say that Liquid was the true Chris-Chan

best midwest emo song

unironically a bop

Consider my panties dropped. Ian Brandon Anderson wishes he had this talent that Christian Weston Chandler possesses.

I'm surprised why nobody in spain community of Christorians never tales about this troll, on my opinion, the best troll in the history, no just say "Haha retard fool laugh", he was literally the catharsis of Chris Chan

My friend saw this on my phone and now genuinely listens to this with out knowing the backstory 💀

If you literally compare this to the solid chris version, you sort of realize how much of a good troll thi man truly was

The fact liquid was able to make a stupid bad copy of a song sound good is baffling.

I saw this band back in 06 changed my life

Been edging to this all night, it's so powerful

Jokes aside, his voice is actually pretty good.

I am awaiting the second coming of liquid christ

why is his voice so attractive wtf

My favorite Midwest Emo song

I really wanna hear the conversation between liquid chris, his brother, and Kasey that lead them to do a year long bit to troll some autistic internet lolcow

There aren’t enough people talking about how beautiful his voice is

It's almost as If liquid Chris came from an earth to where he was raised amazingly and got a good future

ian is gonna have a flip knowing the real chris is back

I find it funny (also kinda sad) how I remember hearing Chris was madder at a liquid Chris, who was just copying him, than at bluespike who basically put him through hell.

when are we getting gas chris.

Gf and I were distracted listening to this while driving and pulled into the wrong end of a BK drive through.

Liquid Chris' trolling transcended and became something else altogether.

I can't hear the original song the same way again and I don't mind in the slightest

what the fuck he has the voice of an angel

Liquid Chris legitimately did nothing wrong. Not many people in Christory can say the same

Man, it's really tragic how he went out in terms of internet fame. So few of us remember the real Chris, whose popularity was overridden for the most part by Ian Brandon Anderson. It really brings tears to my eyes knowing that Mr. Duckworth not only grew up, but even went on to become a cancer researcher. And for that, he's earned my respect. Hats off to Chris Chan- the REAL Chris Chan.

Would the real Chris Chan use a fake guitar?

He was the antihero who fought the villiain

The crazy thing about liquid Chris is that liquid Chris is everything that solid Chris wasn’t. A good person, a talented artist, and a musical genius

unironically good