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@Vedues
@Vedues Год назад
Lisa really wrote a fanfic love story for herself. Truly a very cute goober.
@MyGamer125
@MyGamer125 Год назад
Let's face it, I think we've *ALL* been there.
@JayTohab
@JayTohab Год назад
chuuni behavior, lol
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis Год назад
​@@MyGamer125 We all most certainly have not.
@johntan4997
@johntan4997 Год назад
For a calm sheep, she sure has some wild fantasies.
@IRCraziestTaxi
@IRCraziestTaxi 11 месяцев назад
@@johntan4997 it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
@asdasdasd920
@asdasdasd920 Год назад
Lisa is way too pure for this world, such a lil goober
@rairaur2234
@rairaur2234 Год назад
Pippa on a casual call with Lisa sounds so natural, very unusual stuff, it's like eavesdropping on a real phone call or something lmao
@Pudding404
@Pudding404 Год назад
Lisa not being the sheep, she's the Sheperd this time. "A kitten in front of a bunch of kittens." Perfect comparison.
@Nioclas64
@Nioclas64 Год назад
Lisa is feeding into my helpless romantic delusions that one day I'll meet a wholesome cinnamon bun that likes metal shows
@Rar830
@Rar830 Год назад
One day I hope you join reality with the rest of us.
@PowWowChikaBowWow6902
@PowWowChikaBowWow6902 8 месяцев назад
Lisa viewers and Pippa viewers be like:
@skippythescout5446
@skippythescout5446 5 месяцев назад
but all the metal people are very soft when you get to know them. besides their covers about gore and war.
@Azure_Witch
@Azure_Witch Год назад
I don't think my immune system would allow me to date Pippa.
@LooneyClipse
@LooneyClipse Год назад
gotta challenge the system
@jeremymain7303
@jeremymain7303 Год назад
Weak. He is weak.
@Dotoku14
@Dotoku14 Год назад
I bet Pippa's body odor smells amazing.
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@@Dotoku14 🤮
@pheonixshaman
@pheonixshaman Год назад
Gotta make a deal with Pappa Nurgle before you can date the Mold Yabbit.
@MegaRazor619
@MegaRazor619 Год назад
Spoken like a true fan fic writer
@JayTohab
@JayTohab Год назад
I love how she keeps saying "pure intentions", like it's okay to be weird around chicks so long as you're pure enough about it 😂 bless her fanficking heart
@ceresbane
@ceresbane Год назад
Long story short. Just be hot.
@ariyune7007
@ariyune7007 Год назад
😔 It was over before it even began 😔
@morbibuddy8148
@morbibuddy8148 Год назад
It's joever
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
KMS'ing
@genyatus
@genyatus Год назад
Noted, I'll get my girlfriend after a $40 escort quest
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
So true
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
To be fair, $40 you get a woman? That's a pretty good deal
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
@@hisaceinthehole3426 men are innocent creatures in a world full of perverse women who violate them
@BirthdayFreak67
@BirthdayFreak67 Год назад
Picking up girls at a show is playing NTR roulette. Does she have a bf? Is he at home or just feet away in the pit? Is he a skinny chump or a jacked asshole? Can you really believe her when she says shes in a "polyamorous" relationship? Many questions that are left unanswered when you need to scream in somebodies ear in between sets just to ask.
@knexfan100
@knexfan100 Год назад
Yep. Just not worth the trouble....
@blindeyedblightmain3565
@blindeyedblightmain3565 Год назад
I mean it's applicable to dating in general. Gotta roll the dice either way.
@jarnegi
@jarnegi Год назад
She saying she's poly is an insta-red flag and flee
@BirthdayFreak67
@BirthdayFreak67 Год назад
@@jarnegi Im not a delusional Lisa lover trying to find true love at the hardcore show. Im talking to a Poly goth chick for her mentally ill pussy for the evening. Definitely not running away from an opportunity.
@pheonixshaman
@pheonixshaman Год назад
@@jarnegi I mean, "poly" just usually translates to "landwhale with a so1 bf."
@MrMajenta
@MrMajenta Год назад
Pippa in fact *does not* know how much effort goes into getting dressed up (by her own admission)
@threadscore
@threadscore Год назад
"You're a dork." "Kettel. This is pot..."
@wokedog1799
@wokedog1799 Год назад
Lisa just wants a meet cute huh
@remixsolo
@remixsolo Год назад
Phase Connect is full of the most awesome personalities. This was a blessed collab.
@HeyImLucious
@HeyImLucious Год назад
Mannn... twice I tried the Lisa strat, still maidenless. Was this stoned out freak at a Whitechapel concert who kept grinding on these two scene girls and after noticing that it wasn't gonna stop I got pissed and threw him into the circle a few rows up. Few years later saved a qt blonde from an Attila mosh (poor thing had no idea wtf a "mosh" was). Got a hug out of the 2nd one tho.
@Aspirinium
@Aspirinium Год назад
I'll watch this stream purely through those edits eventually
@SEThatered
@SEThatered Год назад
They sound like friends since kindergarten tbh. Cute in its own way
@grasstreefarmer
@grasstreefarmer Год назад
Lisa is exhagerating. I've been to far too many Punk and hardcore shows and have the hearing damage to prove it. I've never been in a pit where people didn't generally try to look after each other. If someone falls over people will all pull them up to their feet. People will be more careful around girls and younger people and if you ever feel out fo your depth you can ask for help and people will help get you to the front so security can lift you out.
@justiron2999
@justiron2999 Год назад
You have obviously never been to a Lisa show. But yeah you're right, most people are nice and genuinely caring. I think that it's rarer to see assholes in these situations.
@blackarican4523
@blackarican4523 Год назад
I remember moshing in the pit once and got knocked into this girl and gave her a concussion lol we ended up becoming good crowd killing friends afterwards
@ginnrollins211
@ginnrollins211 Год назад
I was at the edge of a pit during an A7X concert. I wanted to join in, but my sister held on to my shirt the whole time. I got elbowed in the mouth, but thankfully didn't cause injury. I did see a couple of moshers with bloody noses. The sad thing about that concert was that was The Rev's final concert before his death.
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
Did your sister take you to any more?
@ginnrollins211
@ginnrollins211 Год назад
@@longiusaescius2537 We were both still in high school at the time.
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
The band hasn't been the same since Rev's death, seriously. Same thing when Joey jordison died too.
@Bookgod2420
@Bookgod2420 Год назад
Sooooo…. Be a pure hearted simp ? NGL I’m lost here.
@S.H.Y.
@S.H.Y. Год назад
Ye, in general don’t take love/dating advice from vtubers, cause it’s either really generic, or just bad advice lol
@blindeyedblightmain3565
@blindeyedblightmain3565 Год назад
She's not giving a dating advise, she's straight up talking that if you want to help someone out - do it to help, not expecting anything in return. Just have a good time. If something comes out of it - good, if not - you still had fun, right?
@S.H.Y.
@S.H.Y. Год назад
I know, that’s why I said dating/love advice, my b Ig I should be more clear. I mean advice in general. And, she said that her friends/girls do dress up to look nice, and you think a dude isn’t gonna shoot his shot, in a place where there are girls, alcohol/drugs and music? Dude.. I’m sorry but the thing about the “fun” part is that girls are trying to dance with a guy (generally), you’d know that if you went to places like clubs, etc.
@fiscarton92
@fiscarton92 Год назад
@@blindeyedblightmain3565 She literally said that if you go to the show and want to hit on girls, don’t. She said that unless the guy has pure intentions, then he shouldn’t even try. She’s basically saying no trying to get laid at these shows. Even though I know of a few girls that go to shitty concerts single and try to get some.
@KuroKumo96
@KuroKumo96 Год назад
No she’s saying you shouldn’t go to a hardcore show expecting to get a gf or get laid. Ya know, you can help a girl up from the floor without being a simp right?
@rokva5771
@rokva5771 Год назад
I mean, you could definitely do both, enjoying the concert and picking up chicks. It's called multitasking.
@Mondoness
@Mondoness Год назад
mid maxing
@kristiankonev5190
@kristiankonev5190 Год назад
No. When im moshing,I am moshing. Nothing else matters at that time
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@@kristiankonev5190 that is true. I mean, if its 40 bux then who fucking cares. Then again, its no about the money. Who pays for a band they're not going to watch? You're there for the tunes, nothing else. Thats why I rarely record. It is such a bad distraction.
@kevlarandchrome
@kevlarandchrome Год назад
Sheepy definitely a dork, but an adorable one who it fits.
@corprall
@corprall 5 месяцев назад
Sounds like she's the one who's "windmilling" and "punching people in the face" at metal concerts 🤣
@potatoradio
@potatoradio Год назад
Being a big guy (and old) I used to act as a bumper for the pit and the girls at the front. That said, the ones in the pit I treat like another dude, maybe just backing off just a bit. Met many a cool touch chick that way. Lol no wedding, though.
@Hammybread
@Hammybread Год назад
Lisa is way too pure to be a Vtuber
@jeremymain7303
@jeremymain7303 Год назад
You swing both your arms in a circle while kicking your feet in front of you as far as you can. There are a lot of pit dances that are just designed to hurt.
@GoonMcGoonerson
@GoonMcGoonerson 8 месяцев назад
I love Lisa. God's silliest goober.
@thekingslime8334
@thekingslime8334 Год назад
hardcore death metal windmilling is the hair spinning. its windmilling your hair by headbanging lol
@moss_toxic
@moss_toxic Год назад
That's some seiso fantasies here
@WAAAAAAGH
@WAAAAAAGH Год назад
Woman: *Get dressed and gussied up for social event* Also woman: Why are men hitting on me?! Me: *Get dressed to go to the beach and jump into the ocean* Also me: Why am I wet?!
@Vedues
@Vedues Год назад
Guys: keep trying to flirt with a girl looking after she's made it clear she isn't interested in you and is getting increasingly uncomfortable that you won't leave her alone. Also guys: why do women complain about getting male attention?
@WAAAAAAGH
@WAAAAAAGH Год назад
​@@Vedues RU-vid comment simps: Assuming a situation so they can pretend like they're a hero. Also RU-vid comment simps: Ignores the singular descriptor used for actions in the story, so nothing "kept" happening after the original singular moment the hint was indeed taken and the guy had left, leaving the simp looking like a silly-head blowing things out of proportion for e-milady's honor
@Vedues
@Vedues Год назад
@@WAAAAAAGH You provided a mildly exaggerated example of events meant to make the woman in this scenario look stupid. I provided one as well meant to show how the woman is being reasonable. It's fine if you disagree, because there certainly are unreasonable women who would act like the ones in your scenario, but there are unreasonable men as well, and these are more likely the kind that Lisa was talking about defending other women from in this clip. She clearly doesn't object to men flirting with her at a concert, considering how she makes up a fantasy about it, so it's just the ones who can't take a hint or refuse to go away that bug her.
@WAAAAAAGH
@WAAAAAAGH Год назад
@@Vedues No, I used the words of the storyteller. You are the one trying to form a traumatic tale of harassment and abuse, and look stupid doing so. You provided an exaggeration, an assumption based off of nothing Lisa said and unironically went the way of "unreasonable women who would act like the ones in your scenario" and not the male counterpart as Lisa did not mention defending anyone in such a manner in this clip like you claim she did other than her meming to 'protec' which was jokingly dismissed by Pippa as she is judged to be as intimidating as a small cat. She did not mention pushing a man away or telling one to stop unwanted advances because no man was there. No scarecrow harassing the poor maidens of the concert of your delusional mind was present in this story that Lisa witnessed. Whoever the man was that came and probably did try to converse or flirt and get to know some strangers of the opposite sex for one reason or another did leave before her arrival at their refusal. Which is completely normal and what you do when interacting with strangers, start convo, and leave if it doesn't take. Basic human interaction, reptillian. Overexaggerating and lying about such events does nothing but insult real instances. And no duh she changed her mind about it in the same scenario, she's a woman. Cognitive dissonance comes with the territory. Pippa called her out on it in the same moment when her example was a far more physical first meeting, as the man forcibly grabs a woman's wrist and gazes into her eyes. Sub 5 male? That's assault. 8+? That's a soulmate.
@fiscarton92
@fiscarton92 Год назад
@@Vedues She’s referring to guys that act too aggressive and confrontational. She even uses those words to describe a guy that did it to the girls she was “protecting”.
@Hermitstatus
@Hermitstatus Год назад
Lisa is so delusional, lol.
@HZilong
@HZilong Год назад
Lisa is so cute and wholesome… why is she friends with Pippa? 😂😂😂
@justiron2999
@justiron2999 Год назад
Pippa wormed her way into her heart.
@naiveveg8447
@naiveveg8447 Год назад
opposites attract.
@TheWaggishAmerican
@TheWaggishAmerican Год назад
Her "I can fix her" outstrips even the capipi's
@KuroKumo96
@KuroKumo96 Год назад
When pippa dials it back she can be pretty cute and kind and I think Pippa needs that type of contrasting friend in her life as a sort of balance compared to all the mentally Ill girls she hangs around with lol
@Bumbling_fool00
@Bumbling_fool00 Год назад
​@@justiron2999 so a heartworm
@YohaneTheNesoberi
@YohaneTheNesoberi Год назад
Your telling me Lisa could be all the screamo shows 👀
@KaseyBadwell
@KaseyBadwell Год назад
Lisa's never heard the song "I met a girl at the rock show"?
@actnatural9261
@actnatural9261 7 месяцев назад
Lisa likes extreme music😮😮😮 my new oshi now
@Fallen-Saint
@Fallen-Saint Год назад
Imagine Pippa In the mosh
@probablyfacetious2895
@probablyfacetious2895 Год назад
Pippa has the fortitude of a graham cracker she would shatter
@greedsin555
@greedsin555 Год назад
she is such a cute goober it hurts ahhhhhh
@metas1779
@metas1779 Год назад
Lisa is like Oxytocin the person Lisa Love Pippa Love! 🔥 🐰 🔥
@HurtboxTV
@HurtboxTV Год назад
Bro Pippa, we have this thing called mosh pit etiquette. We always make sure people are safe in the pit from jerk offs who want to actually just physically assault people lol source: Me a short motherfucker who holds the line of the circle pit LOL
@aquarocket8165
@aquarocket8165 5 месяцев назад
3:38 "just offer drugs like a normal person" -random chatter
@flowrida1111
@flowrida1111 Год назад
"Pure intentions" in a hardcore concert?
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
Don't exist
@HungLikeAZombie
@HungLikeAZombie Год назад
Got tickets for Hanabie OCT 3rd in Mesa, Arizona, as my 1st Live show. Then Slaughter to Prevail is coming to Tucson, Arizona NOV 4th. I don't think I can get the day off to see Slaughter, but I'm gonna try.
@wakipai3D
@wakipai3D Год назад
HANABIE IN ARIZONA??? what i might need to go to the land of the free again
@wakipai3D
@wakipai3D Год назад
Who am i kidding, i hate concerts
@sleazye7638
@sleazye7638 Год назад
Niceeee. I'm seeing Hanabie in NYC. Gonna be swinging for the fences at that show lol
@HungLikeAZombie
@HungLikeAZombie Год назад
@wakipai1141 tickets were almost sold out 5 days ago. Good luck man.
@wakipai3D
@wakipai3D Год назад
@@HungLikeAZombie shit, well hope the concert's fun
@VetriVade
@VetriVade Год назад
I bet Lisa crowd kills during the breakdowns 😂
@Vlad.Kr.Iv.
@Vlad.Kr.Iv. 7 месяцев назад
What a dump love story! Yeah, it's romantic, but so silly. Romantic and intelligence, they are not the same things. Btw, hardcore rules.
@skolkor
@skolkor 11 месяцев назад
Most intimate I've ever been with a woman at a metal show was 13 years ago when I almost elbowed one in the stomach because she kept trying to squeeze past me.
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 10 месяцев назад
"Back in the day this was called Warped Tour" ITS OVER 😭
@DyeScreaming
@DyeScreaming Год назад
I remember being in a mosh pit with such velocity that I shot out through the air like a rocket and landed upsidedown in a garbage can. Metal. 🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘
@S.H.Y.
@S.H.Y. Год назад
Dang Lisa’s a white knight for girls lol
@ZachPlum
@ZachPlum Год назад
She’s a woman that cares about other women
@gagefisher4785
@gagefisher4785 Год назад
>you're going to the show to see the band, not to pick up a lady! Why not both?
@ravebunny6372
@ravebunny6372 Год назад
Lol Lisa was really making a setting for this meet up 😂😂❤
@MarsKarl.
@MarsKarl. 9 месяцев назад
"It's the same exact thing," Chikafuji Lisa lied as easily as she breathed.
@Birchbomb
@Birchbomb Год назад
Lisa describing a mosh pit yet doesn't know what it's called a mosh pit....🤦‍♂
@TrojanSalesmen1
@TrojanSalesmen1 Год назад
someone said Lamb of God .. maybe.. but those are the BEST ddamn PITS I have ever been in haha!
@erikjimenez8671
@erikjimenez8671 Год назад
Lisa, come on
@kellysamuel3383
@kellysamuel3383 Год назад
This sheep is cookin
@ogueyratogeyrat7448
@ogueyratogeyrat7448 Год назад
Rabbit n sheepies
@zersky495
@zersky495 Год назад
She sounds like the Tomar of the group
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
*_Dont make me put a silver bullet in your heart. My baby, darling!_*
@Bloodycupcake54
@Bloodycupcake54 4 месяца назад
"you need to have pure intentions, you have to do it cuz your good not cuz you want your handheld by a pretty girl" HANDHOLDING LMAO WHAT A GOOBER
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
40 bucks? What high school bands are lisa watching?
@Daosguard
@Daosguard Год назад
Hold hands with a lady! Was Lisa raised by Nuns?
@mbrz1970
@mbrz1970 Месяц назад
Does anyone have a link to the stream this is from?
@whycantihaveanumber00000
@whycantihaveanumber00000 5 месяцев назад
That ended in pure NO U
@theallseeingscribe
@theallseeingscribe Год назад
Statistically, if you provide enough emotional support to enough ladies, one of them will be interested
@DivineDawn
@DivineDawn Год назад
what happened to the stream?
@wherethetatosat
@wherethetatosat Год назад
Concerts sound terrible the way Lisa describes them.
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
They are tbh
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@@longiusaescius2537 says the person who hasn't been to a primus or gwar show.
@longiusaescius2537
@longiusaescius2537 Год назад
@@hisaceinthehole3426 Chad yes
@sanowenagreattree2281
@sanowenagreattree2281 Год назад
sauce
@jeremymain7303
@jeremymain7303 Год назад
Those are the bands' girlfriends. They're not leaving them alone because they want to. They have to actually put on the show.
@jeremymain7303
@jeremymain7303 Год назад
You usually can't pick up those girls. They're usually either attached to the band, or they want to get backstage. That having been said... being in a band... is like speed dating...
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@@jeremymain7303 really? How do you mean?
@jeremymain7303
@jeremymain7303 Год назад
@@hisaceinthehole3426 It's just very very easy to get with girls when you're in a band. To the point where dudes will start up bands that completely suck just because they want some.
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@@jeremymain7303 seriously? You've seen with your own 2 eyes, bands still getting laid despite shitty music? I thought the only people into actual music were dudes and other musicians?
@ogueyratogeyrat7448
@ogueyratogeyrat7448 Год назад
Lisa wtf 😂😂
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
2 step is a crunk rap dance. The hell is leesa talking about?
@KuroKumo96
@KuroKumo96 Год назад
Is it? People have been 2 stepping at hardcore shows for 15 plus years at least
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@@KuroKumo96 Is it as stupid as I think it looks?
@KuroKumo96
@KuroKumo96 Год назад
@@hisaceinthehole3426 lol probably, it depends on how you do it and move your upper body. Just look up hardcore 2 step dance and you’ll see some goofy looking dancing
@arvincrisostomo3084
@arvincrisostomo3084 Год назад
are there other ways to access the vod? D:
@bobthejester3105
@bobthejester3105 Год назад
📝
@azathot_369
@azathot_369 Год назад
cuuute
@holystars3
@holystars3 Год назад
jokes on you im not after the pretty girls 😏 lol what then
@Aries_Luck
@Aries_Luck Год назад
Femboys?
@ADayinWhite
@ADayinWhite Год назад
No shade against Lisa, but she just threw the metalcore community under the bus... Aside from the bad apples that you'll find in the pit in any genre, every pit at a metalcore show has been extremely well-behaved. You fall down? Someone immediately helps you back up. Get the wind knocked out of you? Someone's gonna notice and ask if you're all good. Accidentally took an especially hard hit or just generally not looking like you're in top shape for some reason? Someone's gonna ask you if you're OK. Maybe Lisa's had some unfortunate experiences, but please don't let that paint a bad image of the genre's live shows. (Crowdkillers, piss off.)
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
I agree . Its totally weird she said that. Cuz the general consensus and from my own experiences is that the group is very cohesive & courteous.
@naiveveg8447
@naiveveg8447 Год назад
life goals. KMFDM concert. meet girl at said KMFDM conert. die. a happy end imo Edit: lmao conert
@fiscarton92
@fiscarton92 Год назад
You meet a girl and die? That’s not a happy end. What kind of lonely, pathetic, simp life do you lead?
@naiveveg8447
@naiveveg8447 Год назад
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 don't lump all KMFDM fans with those jaggoffs.
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
FUCK YEAH! Industrial needs love too.
@hisaceinthehole3426
@hisaceinthehole3426 Год назад
@naiveveg8447 *pop quiz, hot shot!* Kmfdm gets splattered by a surface-to-air missile by [INSERT HATED GROUP HEER.] _Do you settle for finding your sweetie pie at the Pantera reunion, metallica w/5 finger death punch, OR do you die alone?_
@naiveveg8447
@naiveveg8447 Год назад
@@hisaceinthehole3426 die alone as i dont like metalica and i dont really listen to pantera(no hate to pantera tho)
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