Little Johnny (aka Pauline Pantsdown) - "I'm Sorry" 

You mean 'DERRRRRR LABOR CANT BE CORRUPT' Shanksy? Victorian council fixed Snowy Monaro mayor Ian McDonald and Eddie Obeid Slug gate May he find the truth.

@@havanadaurcy1321 I love Jordan but he has some major, MAJOR blind spots. He has this really weird worship of China and the CCP.

@@Harveydentonstoads He's also blinded (and I've watched Suburra Blood on Rome series 2 enough times) to the fact that the Mafia could be influencing major decisions. The Voice for example.

@@havanadaurcy1321 In what way?

That last sentence aged like milk.

What he really wanted to say was what he'd like to do to all the peasants.

​@@komradepistoff6584 Did that already when he was in parliament.

@@beerbaby.56724 So he did. I stand corrected.

Coalition pheasant pluckers, plucking pheasants. They'll pleasantly pluck pheasants until the pleasant pheasant plucker's son comes home!

You can thank 'Jackboots' Johnny, his fat, lazy treasurer Joe Hockey, and the rest of the Coalition for having absolutely no plan for the automotive industry (or, indeed, industry in general), and for overseeing the demise of the Australian manufacturing sector. They sold the nation down the river, undermining ordinary people's interests and further enriching the wealthy - all because of their hatred of trade unionism, the only force that stood between Australian workers and poverty. The end result? The lowest rates of unionism in over a hundred years, piss-poor wages in the de-unionised service sectors, and housing that's now unaffordable for most. I took out my first mortgage as a fourth-year electrical apprentice in 1985 (cost of outer suburban house on 1600sqm block $50,000, my annual gross income a bit under $20,000). Do you reckon an apprentice (or even the average tradesperson) could do that today? Whereas the unions have always sought to educate their members, the conservatives want a dumbed-down working class that does what it's told to do. My advice: get educated, matey. The bosses hate it when you do, but unless your generation follow in the ways of yore, we're all stuffed. (The Ship Painters and Dockers Union, as a typical example, had well-established reading and discussion groups at the turn of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries - and they were just blokes antifouling and painting the hulls of ships...) Here are a few good articles for starters: www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/oct/23/census-2016-manufacturing-jobs-in-australia-drop-24-in-six-years thenewdaily.com.au/finance/2023/03/15/baby-boomers-interest-rates-income/?Morning%20News%20-%2020230315&Adestra&lr_hash= thenewdaily.com.au/finance/2023/03/04/superannuation-tax-changes-australia/

Who cares it's a fun joke

Hes still about, and i asked several times for one with Abbott... but no dice :/

Called the Tronald Dump Rap

Six years on, that would still be epic.

Simon Hunt apparently now lectures at the university of nsw college of fine arts and still campaigns, does parodies and sattire

Learn why this was parodied. Andrews never had deaths at sea did he?

@@havanadaurcy1321 Well, he was more specialised at deaths on land