Little Jolyne goes to Morioh! [COMIC DUB] 

-Is this your love-child ? -No, I'm not you Bruh, that's cold

"They're a great family" are you sure about that

Jolyne: "hehehe" Josuke: "Hm? What's so funny Jolyne?" Jolyne: "I just noticed how silly your hair is!" Josuke: *_Conflicted Internal Screaming_*

Jolyne: when Jolyne grows up she wants to Marry Josuke! Jotaro: *gets hit by invisible Road Roller* 7:22

Everyone is so surprised jotaro has a daughter They might think he just laid an egg

Puberty hit her like a speedwagon.

5:59 Josuke: "Jotaro loves you more than anything in THE WORLD" Jotaro: *PTSD Intensifies*

Jotaro: **leaves Jolyne and his wife** The Fandom: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

The reason Jotaro rarely ever shows much expression is because he stops time to cry, laugh, etc., then unfreezes it once he’s done

bro im was so sure Rohan was gonna say *"Kujo Jotaro's daughter? **_HE FUCKS?_*

Nobody: Tonio: YEET THE CHILD

“Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!!” 12 year old Anasui: *quaking with rage*

Jotaro in part 6: "I always cherished you" Also Jotaro for 10 years: *NIGERUNDAYO*

"Is that your love child?!" "NO, im not you"

"Tonio is really good with kids" *Tonio throws Jolyne high into the ceiling*

"Pain pain, go away." pain: "Bye."

"Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up" Somewhere around the world, little Anasui felt a shiver down his spine

*Inhales * *Exhales * This is canon.

6:36 Oh my god he literally stopped time to make his hug with Jolyne last longer my god the wholesomeness

- Jolyne want to marry Josuke when she grows up! * leave her for 10 years *

Jotaro be the type of dad to send his daughter to a town with a serial killer in it when he's busy doing fish shit.

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Anasui: *Sadness noise*

"Can Jolyne marry Jos-" *"NO."* "...But Jos-" *"ABSOLUTELY NOT."*

He paused time so he could hug her longer (;*△*;)

"Why can't I marry him?" "Well for starters..." (Pulls out Joestar family tree) "..." "Also he's like 10 years older than you." "Who is D-" "No questions."

Jotaro: “Jolyne, I love you more than the world” Star Platinum: *stops time* Jotaro: “Not you!”

2:30 Here lies Jolyne Kujo, the daughter of one of the most badass joestars ever: Jotaro. She had a happy life and happy family, unfortunately she was killed to due to being crushed on the ceiling of a restaurant by one of the chefs. May she rest in piece. Amen.

Jolyne: Dad, what is this picture? Jotaro: It’s a photo me and my friends took in Egypt a long time ago. Jolyne: Who is the person in the school uniform? Jotaro: That one is me, and the other one is- *leaves Jolyne for 10 years*

I love the fact that everyone's first reaction to Jotaro being a dad is a big "HOW" the man has no sex drive.

Josuke: Jotaro-san loves you more than anything else in- Dio: ZA WARUDO

*"daddy hates jolyne..."* Oh yes daddy hates you jolyne, he only cares about the bois...

6:34 "Don´t use me for stuff like this ora" , 10/10 Star Platinum.

"Go take a bath with Jolyne" OHHH NOOOOOO

4:50 LMAO THE LOOK ON TOMOKO’S FACE WHEN SHE REALIZED JOTARO HAS A DAUGHTER

1:38 It's clever how she uses Koichi as a shield, cause act 2 and act 3 are really good defensive stands.

Literally everyone’s reaction in this: JOTARO FUCKS?! Edit: who left all these likes here? This must be the work of an enemy’s stand!

Jolyne:why does your hair look weird? (koichi uses three freeze to stop josuke, yukako restrains him with her hair, okuyasu uses the hand to keep him away from Jolyne and rohan tries to make josuke forget Jolyne said anything with heaven's door)

Dio : - wants to hit jotaro with a traffic sign- Joylne : - surprises jotaro making him fall on a traffic sign-

"jotaro-san loves you more than anything in za warudo" but i thought dolphins was his most favorite thing

Koichi: "This is your illegitimate kid right?" Josuke: "No wtf I'm not my old man" _Hours later_ Jolyne: "Daddy what does 'illegitimate child' mean?" Jotaro: ಠ_ಠ

Did Jotaro not tell Jolyne how Josuke is technically his uncle, and by definition, Jolyne’s great uncle. And also by definition related.

Kids: rain rain go away Adults: pain pain go away

It's canon and I will protect this opinion with my life.

4:06 don't mind Kira he's just walking around

josuke: “I’ve never taken care of a kid before” meanwhile josuke in part 4: *holds up the invisible baby*

Okuyasu gets investigated by the FBI [COMIC DUB]

I love the idea that he uses the world to freeze time so he can process his emotions and then unfreeze so that it looks like he never feels any emotions

2:18 "It's like you are brother and sister" Josuke: actually she's my grand niece *dab*

We think Jolyne likes sea animals because of Jotaro But in reality,

6:03 "I wanna see Jolyne Yare Yare Daze" I died 😂

"Don't use me for stuff Like this ora" -star platnum

Did anyone notice that they walked by Kira when she fell on her hands?😂

"I'm not like my old man" Love that line.

I think I know why Josuke isn't invited in part 6. *Jotaro's flashback* Jolyne: Jolyne want to marry Josuke when she grows up! Jotaro: *OoF!!!*

[Stand Name] "I want to marry Josuke when I grow up!" [Stand User] Some cute brat. Kujo Jotaro RETIRED.

Jolyne = "i want to marry josuke!" Everyone who gets the JoJoke = "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"

Everyone’s reaction to Jolyne’s existence: “WHAT?! JOTARO-SAN HAS A KID?!”

4:06 He's just standing there... *MENACINGLY*

HOLD UP DID STAR PLATINUM TALK INSTEAD OF ORA

Jolyne when she’s older and realizes she’s related to Josuke so she can’t marry him:👁👄👁

Just wait until she gets arrested.

Joylen: so can joylen marry josuke- Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO Joylen: but joylen wanna Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Joylen: Than can I marry someone my age? Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO Joylen: but what about when I grow up? Jotaro: YES YES YES YES.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rohan:I refuse. Josuje: **brutally Punches Rohan*

Josuke: *tries to be friendly with jolyne* Okuyasu: *OI JOSUKE*

Okuyasu:She Might Be My Type When She Gets Older. Part 6:Im Bout To Regret This Man Decision.

Jolyne : "I wanna marry Josuke" Josuke : *"NIGERUNDAYOOO"*

Josuke: jotaro-san loves you more than anything else in the world except for koichi

No because he is youre ganduncle yare yare daze.

*I WANT TO SEE JOYLENE SO BADLY YARE YARE DAZE*

Okuyasu really be hitting on Josuke's entire family tree 🗿

The real question is: Why tf was Jotaro looking through Josuke's window

2:30 Part 6 Triggers

6:35 *WE HAVE HEARD EVOLUTION OF THE ORA SPECIES*

Literally no one: Not a single soul: Okuyasu: *"Y O ."* Edit: "Oi josuke! Did you know that this comment is getting so much attention even though its not that original or funny either? Crazy right!?! BTW thanks everyone for the likes and the heart I really appreciate it lol

I'm usually not a fan of comic dubs purely because the fact I'm not reading it at my own pace usually makes things feel either forced or drawn out, but this was *SO GOOOD* , the transitions, the music choices, the actually good use of music that had thought put into it, they way you actually understood what made the jokes funny and more serious moments actually serious clearly put in the effort to act accordingly (take the joke where Okuyasu is mistaken for a mafia member) and of course, the excellent voice acting. Mad Respect for you guys and hope you can make good of these talents

The fact that jotaro us TS just to make it a long hug is just heartwarming

And it all started with a *STAR FINGER*

i love how koichi is only slightly taller than jolyne

Okuyasu: *Looks at Jolyne* "Huh she's pretty cute! She might be my type when she gets older." Jolyne: "STAY AWAY JAPANESE YAKUZA" Okuyasu: *cries*

When Tonio says that Jolyne and Josuke were like brother and sister it’s a little weird because Josuke is technically her great uncle Edit: just finished the video and uhh Sweet home Alabama

I’m still uncomfortable that someone recorded my entire day out with Jolyne… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T SHOW JOTARO THE PART WITH TONIO.

If I recall correctly, when Jolyne was 6 (about when DIU happened), she had an extreme fever, but her dad was off in a village somewhere, which pissed off Jolyne. In participating in DIU, Jotaro kinda neglected his daughter.

i want to marry josuke too

Kid Jolyne: wholesomeness personified Adult Jolyne: lewd

jolyne: gets Hurt josuke: uses crazy diamond to heal her

Jolene: I want marry josuke! Jotaro: DAGA KOTOWARU Rohan: Wait jotaro that’s my line

"Look, very high now." "Yay..." "YEEEET."

Jojo parts's description: Phantom Blood: blue haired buff guy fights again his buff vampire brother with magic breathing Battle tendency:Brown haired buff guy fights against buff guys that came from a Pillar with magic breathing Stardust crusaders:black haired buff dolphin lover fights against a buff vampire with spirit avatars Diamond is unbreakable:purple haired guy and his buddies fight against japanese david bowie with spirit avatars Vento aureo(golden wind):yellow haired italian guy wants to joy the italian mob with spirit avatars Stone ocean:spider girl fights against a priest that presses the replay button on everything with spirit avatars Steel ball run:yellow haired parallyzed legs mcgee and his pal fight against japanese trump with *H O R S E P O W E R* and spirit avatars Jojolion:amnesian mole sailor goes to fight against who ? Thats a pretty good question with spirit avatars

During the events of Part 4 Jolyne is around maybe 6 - 7 years old since she was born in 1992 and part 4 takes place in 1999 but weirdly enough my theory is that Araki then didn't even made Jolyne's Existence till Part 6.

Jolyne: Stay away, Japanese Yakuza! Okuyasu: *crying intensifies*

i like how when joylene said she wanted to marry josuke jotaro rammed himself into a street post

7:24 Sooo lil Jolyne > Jotaro > Dio Lil Jolyne > Dio

4:44 lmao Josuke says i'm not you.

jotaro: star platinum... the world... star platinum: dontusemeforstufflikethisora- Lmao this killed me

I like the idea of Josuke and Jolyne bonding like siblings so this comic makes me really happy! :D Also, by far favorite quote: "And then the family lived happily ever after..." Who doesn't want that kind of ending for the Joestars?! *Insert crying emoji*

Surprising jotaro didn't ask the "Reliable" kid

0:53 Josuke doesn’t understand that reference

No one: Literally no one: Tonio: *chucks Jolyne to the ceiling*

Jolyne : I want to marry josuke when i grew up ! Jotaro : *level 999 heart attack*

This is an AMAZING dub! I love it. the VA's did a PERFECT job!