In looking for mates for Jeremy, they found two previously ignored lonely lefty snails as well, and then another one. I love how in helping one snail they ended up helping four!
We just ignored the fact that there were four more lonely snails and only acknowledge Jeremy and ik surprised there is no let me fix that comment at 1k likes
He was vibing, then he hooked up two of his lesbian snail friends together, be vibed even longer, then found a queen snail for himself. We love you Jeremy
I think snails are hermaphrodites so they're the B in LGBTQ+, not the L. Like if I remember right I remember hearing that some non-binary, bigendered and/or trans people (I forgot what they were) literally wrote a graphic novel for LGBTQ+ people to help them accept themselved for who they were using snails as characters since snails are hermaphrodites.
Poor Jeremy, alone most his life, caught up in a bitter love triangle just to be abandoned. I’m so happy he moved on and found his one true love. He’s made his kids proud and his legacy will forever be in our hearts.
They’re cool in theory, but disgusting in practice. Same with slugs, they’re attracted to wet hay and as a farmer they’re the bane of my existence. Plus you can’t squish them without have a visceral reaction.
Jeremy knew that the other two snails were in love, and though he knew he was giving up a rare chance to get laid, he chose the route of rightfulness. He knew he just needed the right snail.
I didn’t expect a story about a snail with a rare condition that had people appointing it so it can get laid just so it wouldn’t matter until he found the love of his life that he probably met for a few seconds could be so wholesome.
Jeremy: lonely, but is a snail so goes viral on the internet Internet: finds 2 snails for Jeremy Jeremy: senses the vibe and stays away The 2 snails: mate with each other Jeremy: still lonely Jeremy*near end of life*: finds love, has 56 normal baby snails Also Jeremy:*dies* Conclusion:Super wholesome, if it wasn't too late for a snail, it isn't too late for you. Bad moral:snail goes viral, gets bitches, *& u dont*
@@JustAnotherPerson275just because people don't want to give love to others doesn't mean that they can't be loved... If, I understood that sentence correctly.
Hahaha. Snails don’t need to pay for Tinder. People service them for free. Instead of pretty privilege, they get snail privilege. So it’s time to get some Vaseline or slime and rub it to your body. Then pretend to be a snail and see if you can get laid with a furry.
Bro Jeremy's story truly touched me. The philosophies, the meta-commentary on the world we live in, the importance of not losing hope and relying on others when needed. This needs to be adapted into a movie. Jeremy should get a statue of liberty sized statue
I feel you I love snails so much ever since I was a little boy. In kindergarten I had a village of them Lol. On the back of my classroom there were snails there and I would play with them during recess time. I would spend so much time with them that when it was time to go in. A teacher would have to go get me to go in because of me not wanting to leave the snails. I just hope that no one killed them once they found out they were there.
Wait… but it couldn’t be a Mr, because they were brought to Jeremy to mate, so both were females, but then they mated with.. each other? Huh? Sorry I’m fine with lesbian snails but someone explain to me the anatomy?
@@alleycat8693snails are hemaphrodite and have both male and female reproductive cells, in fact they can actually practice self fertilisation and reproduce by themselves
@@learyt9665 I hate people like you that suddenly just go on the conclusion that it is just a joke, he clearly said that jeremy deserves a go fund me. What your assuming here is that jeremy doesn’t deserve a go fund me? And how are you able to tell it’s a joke in the first place?
We are gathered here to day to remember the life and death of our good friend Jeremy. Jeremy lead a lonely life but left an impact on those lucky enough to come across him,Jeremy was a father, a friend and most importantly an absolute chad. Succeed by his 56 daughters and sons his memory will forever live on in the hearts of millions. Godspeed and god bless Jeremy🫡🤧we’ll meet again some day
Man, i never heard about u jeremy until now… but this story really touched my heart!!! We love you jeremy, you were a warrior and an astonishment to all!! I hope hes doing well up in heaven. We all wish jeremy a warriors sign off❤❤❤R.I.P my brother 🩵💜💙
This gives me an idea for a tragic yet beautiful story. Two characters, search for other people in a post-apocalyptic world. They both realize that they are the only one alive, at least where they are. They find a riddle from 50 years ago made by an artist, and decided to follow it. Long story short, it was actually a map to a destination they needed to go to. They both mew they had nothing to lose, so off they went. When they reached the destination, they were prepared to face the unknown. They both got their improvised weapons, and proceeded. They both hear a rustle from each other, and they went toward each other not knowing what to face to to the amount of vegetation. When they jump toward each other in their direction, their eyes met, and quickly lowered their weapons to talk to each other. They were from different countries, but luckily they spoke a similar language they could both use to talk to each other. They went on adventures together, had some fun, and they found an unaffected place where they can finally settle down. They were the only ones left in the world, yet they didn’t feel lonely. They ended up falling in love with one another, because they knew that despite what they went through, they were there for each other by heart and instinct. They had a few kids and made one huge family. Throughout the years, they found an island full of villagers. They were kind and even welcomed them. The scenery was like paradise on a little island. The sky is clear, including the waters below them. Food and love was bountiful. There, all of them lived happily ever after. Their kids grew up to have a life of their own, and seek adventure. But that’s a story for another time. I would call this story, Alone, Until I met You
I’m actually hoping for someone else to create it into a book, or a movie. They can take this story if they want, I really don’t mind. I know it’s my idea, but, I actually want to see how creative someone can be by using this story idea.
Man I ain't gonna lie, props on you and all, but this is a generic ass story. You can prob search online rn and find 5 of them that have the same plot down to a T
