Looking After an EVIL Baby! 

i... i did not make a thumbnail for this video LOL

Jemma: Dan, why are you buying a talisman Dan: **Insane flashbacks**

Baby in yellow : im the scariest child My little sister at 7am : **literally making alien noises down the hallways*

its so cute how he called his wife Jemma = "Jemmi".

Dan: “Alright, it’s time for bed!” Asher: “Is that what you think??”

i wonder what asher would think when he grows up and watches this vid lol

asher when he grows up: *dad I'm not a demon.* **Cries in diamond**

When Dan Said "He's so ugly he's cute" I Laughed SO hard!!!

Dan: **becomes a dad** Also Dan: *looks horrified when he picks up a baby*

“He’s so ugly he’s cute” Dan 2020

Dan: “I have some pretty weird dreams” *flashbacks to the Asleep minecraft map*

2:16 Weird dreams but without context

husband: honey the baby is floating again wife: ok let me get the talisman

Dan: drags baby up the stairs Also Dan: I think I’m doing ok so far

Dan: I will save you!! Baby: *launches across the room onto the floor* Dan: 👁👄👁

The video: Baby in Yellow The thumbnail: dan being terrified of a demon baby The description: *five nights at freddys*

This will train him to take care of his son.

"This'll be a walk in the park." Yeah it will. Jurassic Park.

"get the bottle" dan: goes to bathroom instead

OMG FROM THIS PART UP TO THE END MY HEART BEAT WENT SO FAST OMG 9:04 / 13:37

Baby: literally floating Dan: Look at his cute feet!

Nobody: The demon baby: *T POSE INTENSIFIES*

Asher:M-m Jemma:He’s going to say Mama! Asher: M-Minecraft! Dan: that’s my boy!

‘Looking after an evil baby’ Asher: Haha...funny joke dad.

Baby: *evil and floating demonically* Dan: "lOoK aT hIs CuTe LiTtLe fEeT"

"This game is gonna teach me how to be a better parent" *Drags child up stairs, And yeets it across the room*

4:32 for a second you could tell Dan wasn't in the game and was thinking about Asher XD

dan: *drags child up the stairs* dan 2 seconds later:im pretty good at this

Dan: looks at oranges Also Dan: we’ve got round eggs here

Plot Twist: It's actually the Ice age baby taking revenge.

Dan: I'm looking after a demon baby Also him: why does he look so evil?

i haven't watch u since 4th grade. i am now in high school and decided to come back and I'm glad to see ur still making the best content that i know and love.

Dan: "Scared of the baby" Also Dan:"Here you go Sir."

Game: Get the bottle in the Fridge Dan: Goes to the Bathroom

i am really happy for you dan

I got chills too

“You get *this* close to sitting on the TV and he starts crying”

Dan 2020: “Don’t fill up the room with ur nappy stink”

Dan when carrying the baby out of the bathroom ffor the second time: litterally folds his neck and doesnt care

Dan:I WILL SAVE YOU Baby:gets flunged

Dan: I WILL SAVE YOU Baby: *Yeets halfway across the room* I'm dying 😂😂

"I'm talking to a baby." The baby's not real, that's even worse.

6:25 when the tha baby hit its head and the sound effect tho

NGL I got chills just from watching this

Dan: * puts subtitle "DADTDM" * Me: oh lord, the dad jokes have already started...

“I fear no man but that thing!” Baby: 10:29 “It scares me!”

This was kinda creepy but when the baby was possed and he calmed home down he just flew Across the room🤣

5:14 No one: Literally no one: Dan: **throws the baby onto the bed and leaves**

"we have eggs here... round eggs." yes, the floor here is made out of floor

“I new this family was weird! Look at his cute little feet actually!” -DanTDM 2020

Dan: the baby’s cute 1 second later It’s ugly

This was exactly a year ago. Thanks Dan

Plot twist: This is how Dan's baby acts and this is a cry for help

"get the bottle, from the fridge" *goes into the bathroom*

I loved the way he fell down

Dan: I’ll drag ur back up the stares Also dan: I think I’m doing pretty well

Dan- looks at bowl of oranges Also dan- "we have eggs" Me- *wondering if dan keeps his eggs in out in room temperature in a bowl*

Baby: I will show you my dreams Baby dreams: FEED ME Dan whole game: oh it’s scary Dan when it’s actually scary: Oh look at his cute feet!

Dan: picks up baby Baby: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY

imagine Asher being able to flex on his classmates that his dad is DantTDM

Dan: “this Baby scares me” Asher in 15 years : “what? Was I that scary dad” 😂

Closest video to his 10 year anniversary on RU-vid

Man I can’t believe he is already a father!! I remember watching him when he only played Minecraft!! It’s been to longggg

*six years in the future* Dan: *is streaming* Asher: *runs into Dan’s office* “dad where is the apple juice!?!”

Dan: “Why are your eyes so big and your nose so small?!” Manga: “oh ok then we’ll alright umm soo yeah - no”

I got the chills

This is gonna give me nightmares

"I'm talking to a baby" "The baby's not real, that's even worse"

Dan:*looks at decorative oranges* Also dan: we got some round eggs

YOU CAN SEE THE BABYS FACE IN THE PAINTING ABOVE THE TV

Baby: *teleports across the room* Dan : *goes back into the bathroom and sits in the corner*

Dan: "I will save you!!" Dan 1 second later: * flings baby across the room *

Dantdm: “relatable horror game” Asher: am i a jOkE to you? get me a sandwich you online influencer.!?

Dan : where is the baby? oh hello sir Baby : ~ Cassually sitting on the couch staring at him~

on the road to 24 million! good job Dan!!!

“Hey guys, Dan here from the diamond minecart!” - DanTDM, 2016

11:19 Dan: He's taking himself to bed! (Dan's mind: *screaming intensifies)

THIS VIDEO GAME GAVE DAN ALL THE EXPERIENCE HE NEEDED

And when he stops and look at the painting above the tv there’s also an alien it’s so creepy

Asher:M-M Jemma:OMG he’s gonna say mama! Asher:M-Minecraft Dan: *Thats my boy!*

Asher coming home after school: i brought a new friend today! DanTDM: whats the name? Asher : the baby in yellow (fixed) DanTDM : *shoot the baby*

PART TWO PLEASE!!!

You can tell from watching playthroughs of this who has kids and who doesn’t. For example,: Dan: Worried about the way he’s carrying the baby. Kassie/gloom: I hate it.

I totally thought he was going to play "who's your daddy." But instead he played a game that me scream

"Did someone drop you on your head when you were a baby?" the baby: ... m a y b e

"round eggs in a bowl" Yes,good job, dan.that totally makes sense that there are big squishy and orange eggs.

7:22 KNOW THAT ALOT OF DAMAGE

" there are some eggs in a bowl, RoUnD eggs" *dan I think those are oranges*

DanTDM's mind: the door's open, and no one cares the lights on.

7:21 Dan casually grinds the back of babies head against the wall so hard the head gets shoved through the body leaving the original neck area to be a black pit of endless darkness and defies all know laws of physics and common sense.

No one: Dan calling an evil babies feet cute for a reason

"it's so ugly, it's cute." -Dan 2020

Dan: Asher fills the entire room with stink. Me: Im never having children.

dan: i wanna test my father skills out also dan: *throws baby on floor with the power of talisman*

This is so nostalgic

Imagine Asher Going to School and Saying: Hi Guys! Asher here LITERALLY FrOooooOooomm the Diamond Minecart

I thought for a split second that he was gonna bring back who’s your daddy.

That silent ok made me rewind

The fact that he called, oranges in a bowl, *round eggs in a bowl*

Dan: Asher, please. Please don't grow up to be *this* baby Asher in 10 years: I'm sure I was an angel child dad, honestly Also Asher: 👁️👄👁️