LOOKING FOR LOVE | Emily Is Away Too - Part 1 

"Jeff wants to hang out this weekend, I need an excuse" "YOUR DOG ATE IT"

Emily: *"Lets listen to the song together!"* Markiplier: *"Okay!"* Markiplier: *Clicks link and instantly pauses video because of copyright strikes* Markiplier: *"That song was amazing!"*

hearing “emily is the best” said out loud multiple times made me smile, thank you

Evelyn: Hey Mark, you want a drink- Mark: NO, I'LL DIE!! Evelyn: I meant water...

"Oh hell yeah. Thank you for giving me a copyright strike."

"PUT SOME SPINE IN YOUR BACKBONE!" - Markiplier 2k17

Emily: *Sends Video* Mark: *Plays a mill-a-second of the song* “WOAH THAT WAS SO COOL”

Just imagine.. Jeff: “you wanna hang out?” Evelyn: “MY DOG ATE IT”

*Emily is away too comes out RU-vid: YOU GET A COPYRIGHT STRIKE, YOU GET A COPYRIGHT STRIKE, EVERYONE GETS A COPYRIGHT STRIKE!!!

Mark- "SHOWER AS IN NAKED" Evelyn- "yeah that's how I typically shower" Mark- hey no way, me too! OMG THIS IS GREAT LMAO 😂

Markiplier: *Implying to them that he likes them both without the other knowing* Me, an expert on drama: “There’s a storm comin’.“

Mark: probably expects me to laugh at "talking to peeps" Me: laughing at "eatmydiction1"

...And now, Dating Advice with Markiplier. "PUT SOME SPINE IN YOUR BACKBONE!" Thank you for watching, Dating Advice with Markiplier.

Mat and Steph: WE NEED TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY MANIPULATE THEM Mark: Wait, this is a game?

18:06 **Sees Black Parade album cover** I can't find my eyeliner

"it would suck to lose you" The foreshadowing hurts. Also, never knew that the Warped Tour ended

Emily: promise me you wont tell anyone mark: ofc, swear to god Emily : ok i trust you *shares* *link* mark: *shows 17M people*

person: *mentions beer* mark: I'LL DIE I'LL JUST FUCKING DIE

I dont think mark was anywhere near excited enough about that icon!! how cool is that??

Evelyn: "Final Destination 4 will be the best" Everyone from the future: HA

Jack: I have to impress her and say that i like the music Mark: why would i lie?

Jack: listens to only half a second of the song to avoid copyright. Mark: clicks on all the videos!!!

31:18. I love how he answered that. He sounds sincere and real.

31:20 Mark: (looks depressed) Mark: Mark: Mark: Or YoU kNow Being A yoUtUBEr iS CoOl

"I don't know what we are." WE. ARE. FARMERS. BUM BUN BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

That’s cool how they gave you your pic for the picture of your profile

At least this guy is getting choices I can't even talk to girls without my anxiety being like: "Bro they gon reject you so bad ur ancestors gonna laugh"

25:11 Mark being a love ninja like: "Yeah. I sent a smiley. You know what that means." LMAO

27:17 Mark: "Complimated" Me: *rewinds part a few times to make sure and then rethinks the english language*

I have a feeling that if you keep flirting with both they'll find out some how

Mark: "I swear i won't show this to anybody" Also Mark: *uploads video with the private things uncensored*

*sees Black Parade* No... *hears g-note* WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY! *starts crying*

punk4eva: do you drink? Mark: nah i will literally die. punk4eva: oh coolcool, that's probably smart.

9:27 "I hope you guys can follow me switching back and forth." *remembers back when I was immersed in a chat room, a one-on-one convo, and an online rp forum all at the same time on a regular basis and the chaos involved with sharing the phone line and suspicious parents constantly checking me because of the chaos clearly coming from my room* Don't worry Mark. We got this.

Put some spine in your backbone. Markiplier 2017-2019.

Mark : picks contrary answer Everyone : *face palm*

friendzoned simulator is back lol

Mark: 50 mins to finish 2 chapters and still dicks around Jack: takes it super seriously and take 2.5x longer

Mark: *hears 0,000000000001 sec of song* Also Mark: OMG I LOVE THIS!!!

When he said “I don’t know what any of this is” when referring to arctic monkeys 😔😔

the typing of the keyboard is so satisfying to me

Mark: "Any suspicious boys I don't want you going with, Evelyn??" Evelyn: "Oh, just this guy named Steve who picked up the alcohol." Mark: "...... GREAT JOB STEVE!"

Emily: ill send u the chat log. Don't show anyone okay Mark:of course. I promise I won't Over 1 million views :O

I literally died when he said: Shower....like naked?

jack: took 49 minutes to complete 1 chapter mark: took 17 minutes to complete 1 chapter

"PUT SOME SPINE IN YOUR BACKBONE" -Markiplier 2017

Nobody: Mark: oh HELL yeah

00:00 *skips to **47:00* GREAT VIDEO! (Him cutting out music due to copy right reference)

The way he's hitting on both of them... I can only see this ending badly lol

"It's kinda complimated" - Mark 2017 27:17

I love how you can tell the different era of this game from the original by the layout and speech options.

I was kind of expecting Emily to ask if he was the real markiplier 😂

"and I like your taste in music" *MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE*

I hope this game has a happy ending.. *painful previous game flashbacks*

45:07 “Yeah, I have. I’m sorry, I’m just a Sex God!” OMG!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me who played the game when I saw him give different opinions to Evelyn and Emily: "FOOL OF A TOOK! I WANTED YOU TO BE BETTER!"

"Im sorry, I'm just a sex GOD" ~Mark 2017

"I know I'm swell, I'm swole" Markiplier, 2017

16:07 I love how he starts typing aggressively XD

*"that's nice and copyrighted!!"* - Markiplier May 30, 2017

Fun Drinking game: Take a shot every time Mark can't because he'll die

"hope you guys can catch up with the jumping back and forth" yea especially after the fnaf series jesus christ

Mom: who’s you favorite RU-vidr, I’m gonna buy you their merch. Me: *It’s, complicated.*

game: You should come to the party Mark: I'll just die I LITERALLY DIE

omg. He managed to go to the next level with both the girls at the same time by getting nicknames, which I didn't even know was a thing! I had never seen that in this game with either of them and I've watched at least 3 other people play this. that is crazy and impressive.

I like how in jacks episodes he's very honest and loyal and then Mark is just a player 😂 "eagletwo for Emily eagleone for Evelyn" I love this so much

“So should I be Sally or Alice.” *Mark clicks Sally* Average person: *rapidly clicks sexy nurse*

Mark, there's Emily is Away < 3 for you to play now, please please

Emily: *asks about wanting to settle down* Mark: aaaah, this would be contrary information, but you know, I don't think so. Everyone who actually played the game: poor thing, you're so screwed :D

*Amy barges in the room* WHO IS THIS EMILY HUH?!!!?

*Door creaking sound plays* Me in my head EVERY TIME: “what’s poppiiinn”

"I've snuck out exactly one time in my life" Thats honestly hilarious now that we have the context

i like how mark gets all the girls in 49 minutes when jack doesn't even get one in 2 episodes XD

Really interesting. Watching Jack's video of this, he didn't even get EITHER girl to do the whole "nickname" thing, while Mark managed to get BOTH of them to go there with him! Jack seems to be taking it more "seriously", by mostly just going for one girl and trying to be realistic/honest with them without pretending to be something he's not. Mark seems to be trying to be nice to BOTH of them, attempting to say the "right answers" all the time, while also exaggerating a slight bit. Both ways are honestly interesting, and I like that Jack and Mark are kinda doing it differently, because it doesn't make either playthrough any less interesting. Nice job, Mark! Best of luck!

every time the word awesomesauce is used, I have a visceral gag reaction

Mark is so hilarious getting in the skin of that teenagge persona XD

Emily:do you want me to call you something else than mark? =) Me: Thinks mark is going to play it smooth Mark: CALL ME EAGLETWO BABY!!!!!! Me: God dangit mark!

Wait wait... So Mark's pet named Steve dated Evelyn?

Mark: yea it’s fine if people drink around me Also mark: if I drink I will DIE yea like the DYING part

Lol i sceamed so loud when i saw the mcr logo. They are my fav band

"I just will die!" - Markiplier 2017

I feel like I have to say how happy I am, because my name is evelyn and the fact I was ACTUALLY going to warpped tour this summer, is really weird

"Put some spine in your backbone!" Those are the same thing

i never knew mark played the sequel for this lol. going through old series’ during quarantine >>>>>>>

Can't wait for the end of the trilogy, Emily Is Away As Well

I don't talk to my best friend like this, we mostly just send each other weird memes and text random shit

31:31 that "yeah" seem't pretty heart felt

Am I the only one who HAS to watch a youtube while eating lunch or dinner? I just can't eat if I'm not watching something lol.

"Its nice and copyrighted. Oh fuck yea, give me some of that, thats great. Thank you. Thank you for giving me a copyright strike " - Mark xD

“Punk rocks so good thoo” loving her so far

"Yeah, I sent a smiley. You know what that means." I love Mark. He's absolutely hilarious.

Who else noticed eatmydiction1 in the bottom left corner?

Mark: Oh, send the link, I want to have a load of that. *Clicks on the link and listens to the music less then 1 micro second* Mark: Oh yeah that was good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻🙈

Emily is like, me. Literally. Snow patrol, Arctic monkeys, and death cab? Who’s been looking at my watch history?

I love hiw Mark's icon is just his normal youtube icon- he just wasnt even surprised. I love it XD

"You wanna drink" "Nah I'll die" "I like drinking" "Well I'll die!" "I think drinking is unhealthy" "SAME IF I DRINK ILL DIE" "Okay..."

Markiplier? More like Markiplayer. Amirite?

Anyone else noticed that he loves to say "let's see" while he's choosing an answer... I just love it and giggling slightly while hes doing it.

I love when he clicks on the song for half a second then is like “oh, fuck yea!” Gets me every time

Never once I in my life had I thought I would be posting a comment on a video of a man playing a chatting with girls simulator late at night