Losing my mind trying to no hit Mike 

idk why i made this video but hey thankfully this exists: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VJe4qK6e9jA.html

It cracks me up that Merg got so mad he devolved into Jolly wanker's old style of commentary, but special mention to 4:42 where Merg is so embarrased about the triangle question that he put an entire wall to explain himself.

The saltiest part is that he kept on getting hit by the salt attack. He was losing his mind to salt. It was the salt, that made him salty Edit: wow everyone, thanks for the likes. I know this is old by now but this is my most popular comment in history, and even just the content creator (Max) commenting on this makes me really happy, thank you all. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🧂

Mergs editing is the most convenient and hysterical thing I have seen in a while. I love it. Here you are clearly able to see the psychological damage distrust did to his brain.

You… actually linked my no hit run. Dang… thanks a lot dude.

2:15 ''when the cold steak hits the pan like a big pizza pie,that's sunny''

6:33 us laughing at Merg's suffering be like

"you seem rather tense" Merg, having a panic attack: *perhaps*

I feel Merg still has some of that april fools humor in him.

1:10 "Directed by Mike Bay" I love that you actually made that both a Michael Bay joke and a Mike themed joke at the same time

"Ignore this bruise, i fell down the stairs" Kris: I was the stairs Merg: ayo the pizza here Mari: '-'

Oh so THAT’S why Merg had a slight interval of video silence. Now I know. Oh god immediately there’s so much text 0:01 oh nice 2015 reference with the dab kris cool attempt tracker too I love how intuitive the celebratory numbers are 0:03 Merg that’s not how you talk to a fellow entertainer 0:06 Merg don’t be so cocky we saw how your fate ended out 0:22 Merg I think you’re mistaken we didn’t rip the teeth we just smacked it I think it would be far more cruel and painful if we miraculously ripped out Mike’s teeth. Even in trying times Kris knows his duty and goal. The eternal -Banana- dab. 0:25 well at least the cockiness is mutual from both sides of the party. 0:41 with how quick the words are flashing it’s reminding me of GradeAUnderA’s quick flash picture humor God I have to speed pause and unpause just like when Merg speed reads flavor text this is giving me ear flashbacks to Omori OH I FINALLY GOT IT “That’s why no facecam” Aw Merg I’m sure your face looks downright gorgeous and is not obscene in the slightest 0:50 Merg now has Shaggy capabilities. 0:51 to another Deltarune fangame, I’ve heard a lot of things about my suffering with how my screams echo back to me from my walls. 0:52 Aw Mike is so polite how nice of him :) 0:59 someone finally finds me funny! 1:02 ayo these projectiles having some suspicious dialogue from these nose boops Merg be providin’ 1:13 yes sometimes it is nice to take a few steps back and truly appreciate the amount of people watching a salty cherry (very flavorful really balances the variables out) 1:14 yea that’s for Merg to do himself 1:17 it makes sense that Merg would be salty at the salt attack, some excess salt would have just landed on him. 1:32 You think Mike’s just gonna stand there and take it? 1:47 don’t worry Mike just wants to give you a muffin gift basket “I had a dream in which someone stole my flour and the thief was sending me muffins in the mail they baked with it.” 2:15 Omori as in Omori reference or WHAT DID THEY DO TO OMORI WHY DID THEY COOK AND TURN HIM INTO A STEAK?? 2:49 now we’re eyeballin’ 2:53 now everyone can send you muffins yay 3:00 Aw man he already has a case of the pink eye and you go ahead and put salt in the wound (I mean you already had the ingredients tenfold) 3:25 he can only sitting down you Makes sense since he has no legs (is face) 3:37 “Harder” What am I watching. 3:48 “lewd ?” WHAT AM I WATCHING. 4:18 If you’re god, then why did you make your form so unbelievably goofy looking bro Like you could’ve chosen ANYTHING but yea a very vulnerable face just seemed to tickle you silly 4:31 “She was just so passionate..” “She just wanted everything to play out perfectly.” “I should’ve done things differently..” “I guess that’s what happens when you’re too enthusiastic about the pizza arriving..” 4:41 humor prevails don’t worry 5:15 Mike with his greater dog cosplay 5:29 Third times a charm? 5:41 you have to face your demons one day 5:46 Oof that’s gotta hurt. Literally. But also in the soul too that’s gotta sting. Like a bee. 6:13 gotta catch em all. All the salts. Pokemerg! 6:23 o u eben gawt dat fahr tew? Mayn dat moost sack. 6:39 Aw Merg was playing too much and got hurt Goodness this outtake video was just brutal. 6:40 oh I love the salt n’ pepper diner, was one of the best skits. 6:42 wait Merg how did you turn the pepper into salt? Are you by chance a spice bender? Oh my goodness if this is the truth could you do me a solid and turn all my excess cilantro into paprika? I don’t like cilantro all that much cause it tastes like soap and I was y’know wondering how charitable you were feeling today. Now I realize it probably isn’t a lot considering y’know..

I love how everytime that someone mentions or shows a *steak* or *stairs,* Merg immediately remembers about *Omori.*

"Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be legendary!"

1:17 that attack pretty much sums up the entire video

Merg seems really chill when he does a voiceover commentary but when he gets hold of a text window, oh boy

5:47 Where it all begins.

im now convinced that editor merg and video merg are two absolutely different entities and i love it

The comedy in this video seems so out of character but it's really funny lmao

I personally love these kinds of videos with small funny dialogue edited. Well done! 10/10 from me. (loved the Omori steak reference)

4:42 I thought Merg was American and I was surprised when he didn’t get that question right on the first try. I was actually pretty surprised to find out he speaks German. But English isn’t my native language so I don’t know what it means either

The edits in this have me dying of laughter, Mike would be proud of me. I'd love to see more no hit bloopers like this.

Merg's text commentary is almost better than his actual commentary lmao. 1:07 MIKE BAY I'M TELLING YA IT'S TOO GOOD 3:47 Merg no- 4:18 Oh no Mike is God. 4:30 Ayo 5:38 MERG NO

I can imagine how much pain Merg was in when he did this just looking at his description 💀

1:35 "End me" Mike: TH3 SH0W MUST G0 0N!

As soon as I got the notification, I immediately the pain and suffering our boi put himself through.

Again with a (almost) no hit. He be the fastest pattern learner alive

Even if you couldn't no hit it, you still did a great job Merg!

2:49 sans in the background:* sniff * I'm proud of ya' kid!

I feel like merg has realized his community watches him for his memes... *AND HES GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT*

This is pretty difficult to pull off, and merg still does it. Youre Amazing!

This is the kind of stuff I love the most about merg’s videos: skill and those sarcastic, meme-y simple edits. Can we have more of these kinds of edits in future videos please?

I really laugh so much with the little lines, i can picture Merg Rage quitting the game

This shows a lot of personality from Merg this made my day

I love how Merg actually had true humor in this video, I love it.

Personally I like this more than the other no hit videos as the little texts add comedy keeping my attention love it keep going and good luck getting to 1 mill ❤️

I can feel the carpel tunnel you got from the many attempts

Ok, judging by the text, Merg has successfully lost his mind.

2:15 I think this proves that merg is letting his meme side out on this video

The saltiest part is that he kept on getting hit by the salt attack. He was losing his mind to salt. It was the salt, that made him salty

6:00 but remember it's not cඩnon

1:47 "Mike know where you live." Merg: wha- (chara fight flashbacks) Merg years ago: Vienna? What? Wait a minute is that hardmode only? That's located my city!

3:37 "harder" merg kinda sus.

I love how funny the context were

Stay determined MERG! You cannot give up just yet! [❤️]

this fight is pretty hard even for a no heal run so you did a really good job yay :)

Let's be honest. With all the behind the scenes failed no-hits. We all know Merg, you lost your mind a long time ago.

Ngl, I was so focused on the small subtitles that I forgot that you were trying to no hit mike lol Stay determined!

0:51 Bro that literally kinda sounded like bonedoggle for fnf indie cross

Merg's sentences combined with him dodging mike's attacks are EPIC

i love the editing, i think it should be in every video lol

You don't have to no hit everything. Your videos are great as it is. Impresses!

Idk how you can have sanity in all these fangames Merg, but thx for all the amazing content!!!!

First Merg singing to undertale songs, now a level of hilarious text editing that I've never seen from him before. I don't know what had inspired this new phase, but ngl, I'm loving it XD P.S. Regarding the fight, there's no doubt you can do it. Just keep trying man. You beat games like Jump King, so you've got this. "You have been disintegrated before, yes? This time is no different. Fight again." - Saint-14

I swear this is some of the funniest editing I’ve ever seen.

omg i love your edit so much, its just really unique and rare

this video took me way too long to finish because im blind af and kept messing up the pauses to read. i was expecting to hear you salt but this was _also_ very fun. i love normal videos with commentary but if these kind of videos (or this editing for no hit challenges) become something regular in your channel i wouldn't complain (? i can feel your frustration, but even if you didn't manage it no hit, you still did very good, you can be proud of yourself

I always wonder how is merg so good at dodging

At least you got to hear Laugh Track, it is a bop.

The pop-up messages are golden. Never change, Merg. Boop :)

6:40 imposter pepper

Watching a wild cherry fight... in style! It fills you with memes!

These are the best... 🤣🤣🤣made me laugh so hard! I just love your videos merg!.. I'm just waiting for your big big videos! I love'em alll!!! I just don't like to end your videos. Wish they were forever playing! I love them!! And lots of love to you too my man! 💗💗💗

This feels like one of those old "but I want to die" videos from a couple years ago

3:47 i have a feeling that he says ''mongus''

Merg will finally have to take off the blindfold he always wears when playing Undertale Fangames if he wants to no hit this guy

lol i love this vid just because of the little text everywhere it just gives it a touch that i cant explain (also i sorry for laughing at your descent into madness)

I love the tiny commentary in editing it’s so, g o o d

I like this kind of vids, it reminds me of old RU-vid where everyone was just typing text on the screen 😅

i don't think merg likes salt.

At first i was questioning why there was no captions but now I know why…this editing you did was gold

I love merg's little commentary with the text, i forgot i was watching merg because i thought this was some random stuff on the internet. Heh..

Hmm, Merg NOT no-hitting something that isn't Last Breath Sans is unusual, to say at least

Lets hope you can find your mind after this.

I find this way better than the other no hit videos the little sentences are great

When the text said “lewd?” during the bullets from the mouth part, I questioned my sanity instantly, just like how Spamton lost his sanity from

Merg when actually talking and editor-Merg are two different people and no one can tell me otherwise

I need more *trying to no hit* videos like this LMAO

Merg please make more videos like this because this is the height of comedy on youtube

The fact Merg said Omori as soon as he saw the steak in the cooking part,really reminds him of that time where he got poisoned by a steak,AND makes Omori full that disables him to run. Also,back in Omori merg suffers from pastas in orange oasis,now Merg suffers in Salt. Poor Merg

0:42 “that’s why no facecam” :(

Sooooo...a salt shaker is the perfect gift for you?

"INGNORE THIS BRUISE, I FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS" Omori moment

This is just peak Merg content, we've got his mad skillz at games with his community posts humor

Me a few days ago: Oh man this looks like a fun fan game. I’m sure we’ll se a Merg no hit soon and looks like a fun one to no hit! Me now: Oh shoot

1:03 *Fanbases of yandere characters*

Mom get the camera!! Love mergs quirky editing. 0:15

I like meme editing no reaction commentary only text videos like this. Pls make more of these videos

Mike: YOUR FACE IS NOT SAFE FOR ADVERTISEMENT! Merg: *that's why no facecam.* Finally we get a proper explanation of why we don't have videos with facecam lol

He’s about to sALT - F4 Ba dun ch

I love the Textes you edited in

The editing is so god tier

2:02 EG

I love how even when he’s using text to talk he still retains that merg charm we all know and love 👍

2 silly(?) Merg videos in a row? LET'S GO

I *BARELY* beat him first try on genocide, but no hit? That's gonna be impossible for me. Mike seems to be a worthy opponent for Merg. Until he no hits him in the next video tomorrow

Merg Really did to good tho Ngl Even Tho This Video Is funny too Lol

Idea video : rate CHARActers of undertale

merg, we need more types of videos in this format.

i really love the commentary xD