Here she comes walking down the street Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine In the place where I used to be He almost looks like a human being And here she comes walking down the street Maddie Klein sure loves her little loving machine Sometimes he holds her hand too tight Ooh, but that's alright 'Cause he'll never leave No, he'll never leave Will he ever pull her hair like she likes? No, but that's alright Maddie Klein and her fabulous loving machine There they go, walking up the street She'll take him home, shut him down, and she'll go to sleep And that's just the way that it's got to be She can't get him wet, or he'll overheat And who really cares about a little rust If Maddie Klein's got herself a little boy she can trust? Sometimes she misses the flesh and bone But they only wanna screw her, and leave her alone But he'll never leave No, he'll never leave Will he ever smack her ass like she likes? Will he ever make her laugh late at night? No, but he'll never leave When he gets obsolete She can always just throw him away And get a new one But that's okay, she'll love him the same As her fabulous loving machine
