Lying to Your Dying Wife (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele

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A man at his dying wife’s bedside has a hard time committing to some of her requests.
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@josephthegod3514 4 года назад

After she dies: (talking to his friend) “I said biiiitch

@Raiden1 4 года назад

Hahahahahaha

@Ayveh 4 года назад

lol

@roothlus 4 года назад

You said that though?

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

Joseph Vernon ha!

@marlonsmalls6820 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Priv007 4 года назад

At least he didn’t want to lie to his wife.

@Priv007 3 года назад

Cue Ball Lol right!

@austin529 3 года назад

Yes, thats something worth valuing. I'd rather here the truth than what I want to hear.

@mrdiez8496 3 года назад

RIGHT!

@Wertsir 3 года назад

But he did want to lie with not his wife.

@TBH-nu2so 3 года назад

Gotta look for those positives.

@Himanshuv94 3 года назад

"message recieved" "Your request has been filed" "I hear you" Some good lines to use when you don't want to commit to someone.

@ziyuang 2 года назад

received

@monkeymunchie9717 2 года назад

Roger that

@chrisfrench9257 2 года назад

Or... you know, have the balls to be real with the people care about. I'd have put a stop to those bullshit requests. In fact, she'd already know not to say those ridiculous things because she'd understand how I roll with that kind of shit.

@gowrishankarkn1465 Год назад

@@chrisfrench9257 it's not that deep

@Wertsir Год назад

Forget about it!

@DerpASherpa117 Год назад

Going from glossy-eyed grief to bemused clicking upon the "no sex" request is some top tier acting.

@Nxrreshh_ Год назад

🤣💀💯

@Hachinana8787 Год назад

@@Nxrreshh_😊7⅞w⁶😮1¹😅¹

@NazriB 9 месяцев назад

Lies again? Lying At Grab

@Robertedwinhouse38 Месяц назад

Didn’t scary movie do a bit like this with Charlie sheen?

@user-dk7uk7yq5e Месяц назад

Yo what is clicking? Anyone can help non-native speaker here?

@jakson2050 4 года назад

He lied. Then she died. *Consequences*

@GIl_cepeda 4 года назад

Nice reference

@kylebrown7968 4 года назад

Dead

@angelopellicci179 4 года назад

IT Chapter 2 reference? Plus the consequences reference

@Halosar 4 года назад

Sbeve

@OreoVII 4 года назад

I heard it in the exact tone you referenced 😂😂😂😂😂

@masterstepz9800 4 года назад

She basically tried to make No-Nut November into No-Nut Forever.

@gautamgautamsuresh1218 4 года назад

Bruh she basically asked to cut off his popsicle

@glipk 3 года назад

lol

@SSS-ie6mh 3 года назад

You pretty much have to be a Nutcase Forever to do that.

@ninepuchar1 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lazyunlucky420 3 года назад

He’s still allowed to do it with Her on his mind, so Its not a no-nut anything

@shadowspector3611 2 года назад

“I need to hear you say it.” “It.”

@michaczarnocki181 Месяц назад

you promise :d

@slimskink88 Год назад

I laughed so hard when he said "Zero pornography" in response to being asked to visit her mom. 😂

@Chemicalkinetics Год назад

Exactly.

@nofurtherwest3474 Год назад

I don't get it

@Chemicalkinetics Год назад

@@nofurtherwest3474 It means he chose the lesser of the two evils. Not seeing porn is less of a punishment to him than to visit her mom.

@IAssolantVencato Год назад

@@nofurtherwest3474 you are one very lucky person

@nofurtherwest3474 Год назад

@@Chemicalkinetics ohhhh lol

@Guenevere333 4 года назад

“Your request has been filed” lol

@Connoctowl 4 года назад

forgeeeeeeeeeh abouuuuuuuuu

@niko-im8nl 4 года назад

“Meszage reseeved”

@pogs347 4 года назад

I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@adamarens3520 4 года назад

He said like Goofy too 😌

@supremecourt4131 4 года назад

(...) filed and denied.

@xenodice13 4 года назад

"I need to hear you say it." "It." I lost it.

@kickdowndoors 4 года назад

xenodice13 I found it

@captainjacksparrow1518 4 года назад

What'd you lose?

@captainjacksparrow1518 4 года назад

@@kickdowndoors what'd you find?

@emanob1503 4 года назад

@@kickdowndoors Where did you find it at?

@moneyjoe8133 4 года назад

Hassan Bajwa and how’d you find it?

@HoovyTube 3 года назад

2:08 his inner Robert Deniro just popped througg

@yashovardhansaksena7552 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tmoney0212 3 года назад

hahahaa

@AussieInDistortedworld 3 года назад

Lol

@thewhitesheep4156 3 года назад

OMG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA

@user-dr7iq3ic9e 2 года назад

I died when I saw this reply and watched it over

@Stupidestvideos 3 года назад

“Message received” thought that would be the funniest quote of the video then 5 seconds later… “Your request has been filed” I lost it

@djbrec 4 года назад

“Don’t touch me right now, this isn’t all about you” 😆😆😆😆😆

@srenmadsen1947 4 года назад

Hahahha yeah!

@killsync2130 4 года назад

Thedirtygardenhoe 100% true in this case, given how controlling and selfish she’s being without even realizing it. 😉

@namechanges5359 4 года назад

Kill Sync YOU BIGOTED ARROGANT UNEDUCATED SWINE, I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD!!! 😉

@killsync2130 4 года назад

Older General Skywalker yes but Star Wars is so lame tho. Why is this?

@killsync2130 4 года назад

Couch Flex I felt that.

@danagibbs3265 4 года назад

Wow, normally you can tell when Key is just wearing a wig and makeup, but this time it looks real af

@death2denemy 4 года назад

Wasnt this Peele?? Key is not on the skit..

@threezus7740 4 года назад

@@death2denemy The joke was that Rashida Jones is actually just Key because he can portray almost anyone lol

@death2denemy 4 года назад

@@threezus7740 oh.. I didnt catch that.. tnx anyway..😁😁

@nofatchxplzthx 4 года назад

the fact that this joke wooshed over so many people's heads is mindblowing to me

@Uzodesign 4 года назад

@@memefief8527 No, it wasn't. It's a joke.

@Icemann89 Год назад

I love her reaction to his 'You promise' at 2:20. It's so subtle and perfect.

@9Kualalumpur Месяц назад

I think she was holding back a laugh

@Icemann89 Месяц назад

@@9Kualalumpur No, it was part of the skit. At first, she was confused and then slightly angry.

@randomt800kiddo2 28 дней назад

she did that alot in parks and rec

@Laughy-Flaaffy Год назад

I’m surprised this skit isn’t more popular considering how genius it is

@juanpaynor2647 Год назад

It's actually a rip off of a scene in scary movie 4.

@reydefuego34525 Год назад

@@juanpaynor2647 yup and they did it better

@Chemicalkinetics 9 месяцев назад

Maybe also because half of the population (women) do not appreciate it? :)

@debuthunter5389 9 месяцев назад

@@juanpaynor2647 - Scary Movie 3 I think, with Charlie Sheen.

@PolskiProdigy 7 месяцев назад

12 million views?

@ThinWhiteAxe 4 года назад

Damn this dying woman has a some major requests. IDK girl, IDK.

@kennethnewman2706 4 года назад

ThinWhiteAxe yeah major requests, hell he still have a whole life to live

@excitedcat9517 4 года назад

ThinWhiteAxe 0:48 I suppose that's...reasonable... 1:10 *OKAY HOLD ON!!!!*

@iisnipezii4352 4 года назад

david johnson eww nigga

@nodinitiative 4 года назад

Reminded me of Scary Movie 3.

@JP-ut3jw 4 года назад

@@beenieweenie1986 Do you say that weird shit in person?

@stefansmyname215 4 года назад

"Don't touch me, it's not all about you" as she's dying lmao

@JJ-me3oj 4 года назад

😁😁

@privatemasterminds3649 4 года назад

Well, with demands like that might as well be dead too so it's only fair 😁😁

@colinmoran9807 4 года назад

Wow you just understood comedy

@stefansmyname215 4 года назад

minevin pingvin oh okay, nice videos tho a lot of views👌🏼

@Madaragun 4 года назад

Yeah but she's not dead yet though. Everyone will die someday she is just ungrateful

@werdna1969 2 года назад

That’s the most honest man I have ever seen.

@jasonlilly9704 2 года назад

Both Key and Peele have this amazing ability to kill it in the last few seconds of a skit.

@bradhuygens 4 года назад

"Your request has been filed" I lost it when he said that

@thewordsmith5440 4 года назад

404

@wildmercuryfilms 4 года назад

bradhuygens “I lost it” is officially meaningless

@bradhuygens 4 года назад

@@wildmercuryfilms You're probably right. I was going to just post the quote, but I don't really like seeing all these comments that are just quotes from the video

@bradshank2186 4 года назад

Goofy

@AriesDusk 4 года назад

@@wildmercuryfilms bradhuygens both you uncultured swine probably don't know this. But the buzz phrase one of you used and the other complained about is from an internet game. Where if you laugh, you lose, the idea being preventing ultimately makes things funnier. When you lost you would say "lost" or "lost it at X" the what being the game your playing. Gtfo my face with your mindlessly repeating phrases you don't know the meaning of, and your ignorance to a now common if not popular phrase on the internet

@rigoguzman4195 4 года назад

“Is that a yes?” *goofy voice* “your request, has been filed” 😂🤪

@anthonybammer9631 4 года назад

Ffffffffagetabouuuuu.....it.. 😂😂😂😂

@twoviolets 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA

@Itsprincesweets 4 года назад

Mezage rezieved

@gwordly23 4 года назад

LMAO

@karlislagzdins4556 4 года назад

Is that a promise*

@Argo123 Год назад

The funniest part for me is when he ask the nurse instead of the doctor to fix his wife

@Innocuous1 10 месяцев назад

Well, a nurse is always going to be around while a doctor would only be there once or twice a day and with any acute changes.

@asabovesobelow8680 3 месяца назад

She got a lot of energy for someone "dying"

@a.p.6301 4 года назад

*mezzage rezeeved* 🤣

@christophermendoza6936 4 года назад

A . P . That was my favorite part lmaooo

@Khordmaster 4 года назад

Lmao

@nickolasjimenez1277 4 года назад

A . P . 😂

@Nicolasjenzen 4 года назад

Best part hahahaha!

@johnnyboy12029 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro stop advertising please thank u

@oops.4970 3 года назад

"your request has been filed" "Say you promise" "Forget about iiiiiiiit"

@krisrose1518 3 года назад

That shit made me laugh so hard

@BiggieCheeto 3 года назад

wow such an awesome and thoughtful comment how did you come up with it?

@oops.4970 3 года назад

@@BiggieCheeto not sure. How does one come up with the name Chet 💇

@BiggieCheeto 3 года назад

@@oops.4970 @Boosh You, now get this, *THINK* about the whitest name possible. Now I know what you're saying, "But bro I don't know how to think, my best comeback was questioning the fakest sounding name on earth," but it really isn't that hard man. Maybe someday you'll stop quoting the video in the same comment section.

@oops.4970 3 года назад

@@BiggieCheeto you actually think I thought your name was real? Oh man.. no

@Michael1996311 3 года назад

My wife died 2 years ago and i said the same thing “ your request has been filed “ when she ask if i was gonna take care of her plants lol . I eventually did but its just funny

@jw4277 3 года назад

Lmao my wife died a couple years back too!

@dawudhasan5960 3 года назад

Lol

@juniornotnice4541 3 года назад

Bros... I’m sorry

@twoprayingbuddhas892 3 года назад

I dont know but that is funny and sad at the same time

@emiliofariolivecchioli2861 3 года назад

Wait are you the Daredevil

@JoezBro 2 года назад

I just watched a deathbed scene in a tv-show, where the man said "I promise" to something touching, and all I could think of was "checkedy-check" and burst into laughter. Damn you, Key & Peele, for ruining these moments.

@radhikavij5921 3 года назад

She hasn’t gotten over with the insecurities of Jim leaving her for Pam.

@okumurax8839 3 года назад

"according to Jim"?✨

@mosesmakaveli3053 3 года назад

Lmaoooo I knew it was her!!

@diaryofapoet1927 3 года назад

@@mosesmakaveli3053 k

@aforerunner1773 3 года назад

Chaunt L kk

@forthesubs5357 3 года назад

Such a underrated comment

@ramisgoogleacc702 4 года назад

plot twist: she survives and they have an interesting conversation afterwards

@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987 4 года назад

Oh hell no

@chrissolace 4 года назад

I’d watch that

@RMBH2498 4 года назад

I'd like that sequel 😂

@rakhishukla2177 4 года назад

And she finds his por...

@seethlaemmert5175 4 года назад

F'ing hilarious

@nukleon4808 2 года назад

The “fo’gedduh’baaaaaaaah” probably my favorite thing Jordan Peele has ever done

@sebjornsprauten1406 2 года назад

Its a super rude way to say "no" so he stopped himself short hahaha

@guilhermebraga9773 2 года назад

These guys are awesome, my best discovery here in RU-vid, got here this year only. The funniest guys around here and look at his acting... really talented, amazes me

@jerodast 11 месяцев назад

I hear they even made a whole TV show!

@Volatilevinnie 4 года назад

Lmao, he's wishing he was the one on the death bed now.

@jello788 4 года назад

More like he's not gonna do what she asked because she a control freak lmao

@thestoryteller371 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@dgray7537 4 года назад

This is when you ask the nurse to double the morphine.

@klarastern5597 4 года назад

ey -.-

@thephantom85 4 года назад

OH WTF

@jumpstreet2425 4 года назад

Nope

@HippieJoe 4 года назад

doesn't seem like that dark joke is gonna get a lot of likes from the ladies lol

@janelle1563 4 года назад

You know..... sometimes it’s tuff😂

@baloney1096 3 года назад

1:40 the way he said yes😂😂

@missytempleman4793 Год назад

Thanks for everything you do! You guys are hilarious.

@kalebdaniels6784 4 года назад

"promise me you wont ever sleep with another woman" "T T T T T T T T T"

@jesusvazquez326 4 года назад

Kaleb Daniels loool

@akshitaveda5808 4 года назад

🤣😂 I heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr you!😭😭😭😭

@user-kg9tu1zx5e 4 года назад

"and that you won't look at porn."

@Quintessential.96 4 года назад

I hear youuuuu!!

@altdelete7696 4 года назад

That one is rough ta throw on the guy. So i gotta be lonely n single n my child motherless jus cuz ur cell couldnt fix themselves?! At least let's have a discussion don't just demand it lol!

@ineur8780 4 года назад

she says these requests like she going on vacation for a week

@cgamejewels 4 года назад

Ikr😂😂😂😂

@nocturnalnoble1454 4 года назад

The forever vacation

@bobryant9875 4 года назад

@@nocturnalnoble1454 cursed

@ilovetowatchmemeseveryday6014 4 года назад

Women.

@fimmt684 4 года назад

Facts

@ShauqiSpade Год назад

“MESSAGE RECEIVED” My favourite line ever 🤣

@ashwin_mahajan Месяц назад

She really took his soul with her.

@ShowOut1nk 4 года назад

“Your Request has been filed” lmao wtf Jordan

@rebeccaball209 4 года назад

That one got me 😂

@redjammie8342 4 года назад

my fav too

@hrithiksurya2302 4 года назад

I know his voice right. That was crazy.

@BritSparks 4 года назад

Lmaooooo

@puiazaidarhzauva9928 4 года назад

That one made lol hard! Haha

@theCathers 3 года назад

“Don’t touch me right now...it’s not all about you”

@glaucomflecken 3 года назад

😂😂

@Regimeshifts 3 года назад

cold

@camilotristancho6393 3 года назад

That's the best line 😂😂

@Mardiiin 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@SlyFunkyMonkey 3 года назад

No nut forever is tough.

@FatherManus Год назад

2:36 I love how he tried to dodge by saying “I promise” when it was so far removed from what she said. And she didn’t fall for it.

@amandahallman1091 3 года назад

NgL, this had me doing DeNiro impressions in the mirror afterwards 🤨😄🥴😏

@phantomthief2311 3 года назад

This isn’t even a request anymore... she’s just trying to take him down with her.

@rabindranaththakur8514 3 года назад

I saw 0 replies. So thought of leaving 1

@xiRePeNTx 3 года назад

@@rabindranaththakur8514 Thank you :)

@loki9644 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ravindrakumarshrivastava7805 3 года назад

@@rabindranaththakur8514 ok

@MARYSSON22 2 года назад

Yeah?? Well she would be 4ever disappointed fuckin' wit me lmaoooo

@ToraAI 4 года назад

At least he's honest. He's not lying. Most people would just say yes to everything.. xD

@speakingtruths4215 4 года назад

Dante In The Dark It’s physically impossible to be married more than 3 years and not masturbate to someone other than your wife. I’m sure it happens all of the time and no one obviously admits it.

@chrisjfox8715 4 года назад

This same joke was in Scary Movie 3

@dxcSOUL 4 года назад

Honesty is not always the best policy.

@ch-17vevo55 4 года назад

Speaking Truths well that’s certainly not true

@pythios8982 4 года назад

I mean u aint wrong tho lmao

@John-tc7yp Год назад

He is the most honest man in the world😂

@austinbowman5130 4 года назад

Her: “will you at least promise to see my mom everyday” Him: “so zero pornography, done.”

@gustavofajardo5509 4 года назад

ahaha that was my favorite part

@agamerjourney9146 4 года назад

Lol

@MrBalancelight 4 года назад

Ok I don't quite get it. Its that means he prefers no pornography but not seeing his wife's mom everyday?

@notyouraveragejoe7003 4 года назад

Mr K he would prefer to NOT watch porno than to see his mother in law.

@linonator 4 года назад

Mr K Yea, it means he’d give up pornography over seeing her mom.. it just emphasizes how much he doesn’t want to be around her mom

@montaroxyx2913 4 года назад

I lost it when he said: " Your request has been filed"

@widowmaker4097 3 года назад

LMFAO

@Wertsir 3 года назад

Furgetaboutit.

@funkydixieland4055 3 года назад

me 2!

@WithoutReward 3 года назад

😂

@hakimshahibollah5148 9 месяцев назад

Art of negotiation

@RKar2009 7 месяцев назад

..."don't sleep with another women"..."I hear you..." LOL

@armandoguerra7658 4 года назад

Every time he cries i remember the “THOSE ARE SOME MANLY TEARS”

@Eddy-dn1jx 4 года назад

I always think of the burned guy stand up It buuuuuurns. Aahhhhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa

@phillipwilliams3437 4 года назад

Aight let's go sale some crack

@ronarprefect7709 4 года назад

Dat was a weird sneeze right dere!

@noelguerrero7353 4 года назад

And den and den and den and dah ahhhh bwahhhhhhh

@AbdealiSaria 4 года назад

@@noelguerrero7353 ain't nothing funny about that

@brownjordan0523 3 года назад

I lost my shit when she asked him to never to sleep with another woman and his response was "I...hear you."

@liamdohertyj 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shinsc8061 3 года назад

@@liamdohertyj tsk tsk tsk tskkk

@mimi.w667 2 года назад

Lmfaooo this shit was foullllllllllll🤣 like nigga she dying

@seeaddy001 2 года назад

I was taking a drink at the time and almost drowned my laptop with coke.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@missperfectluxury7630 2 года назад

I remember asking my ex bf if he would find someone new if i died and he said he has to move on eventually,welp he is an ex for a reason

@284Winchester Год назад

“It’s not all about you” 😂

@whitebear224 3 года назад

"It's not all about you" i cant---😂😭😭😭

@scillaburton7160 4 года назад

"Promise me no pornography" Jordan: *Speaking Simlish*

@mrsdramaqueen3 4 года назад

Scilla Burton LOL SIMLISH!!

@jamaalsq8134 4 года назад

He said “Wassup Obama Baby”

@maliksims4215 4 года назад

@@VetaPhoenix let me get those digits then beautiful

@Felishamois 4 года назад

@@maliksims4215 boi what a nasty ass comment yours is

@omarkarim2280 4 года назад

Zuzu!

@liban1277 4 года назад

"forget about it" that Robert De Niro impression is hillarious

@torrorico 4 года назад

He fcking nailed it, big time

@kylonjones5678 4 года назад

When he said that it reminded me that cartoon called fugget about it

@garibayja123 4 года назад

Lost it at that part 😂😂

@deepsleepoperative9055 4 года назад

For some that reminded me of Silvio Dante from The Sopranos...

@acharich 4 года назад

🎯🎯🎯

@blu_monstrausity_1548 3 года назад

“NURSE….FIX MY WIFE!!!” *Cries* The moment you realized your biggest mistake was taking her hand in marriage! 😂🤣 Most truest skit thus far!

@lavettacannon3138 2 года назад

A MasterClass in comedy!!!❤️

@josephsanchez7349 4 года назад

I died when he hit the Robert deniro “forgeeet abouuut it” lmao

@TheVandamfan 4 года назад

My favorite bit lool

@czakialczikemwi 4 года назад

It's Al Pacino not De Niro

@josephsanchez7349 4 года назад

@@czakialczikemwi no it isnt u idiot

@icecool4125 4 года назад

@@josephsanchez7349 It is Al Pacino actually. Him and Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco

@levisandoval8952 4 года назад

It’s not al Pacino. He’s just saying forget about it while mimicking Robert deniros face

@theraptor8096 3 года назад

"promise to meet my mother everyday" "Done 0 pornography"

@user-hb7vj4qg1g 3 года назад

so out of the 601 likes no one has commented on nor realized @the raptor made a simple spelling error "eeryday" guess quarantine has really gotten to a lot of people. ( I am not putting down his mental capacity I'm just saying how surprised I am by 601 likes and no comments)

@xvaldez3284 3 года назад

I like how he starts crying after that cause I he just committed to never nutting again and brushes her hand away cause she thinks hes crying over her dying but he straight up tells her it's not all about you

@JL-zo1wd 3 года назад

Gamma Bat if by quarantine getting to people you mean "less petty," "less of a stickler," or "less of an a-hole," then god i sure hope so

@turglow 3 года назад

Gamma Bat bro what is wrong with you

@xvaldez3284 3 года назад

@@JL-zo1wd nah as soon as quarantine started people turned the asshole/entitled dial all the way up. Anyone that works in fast food could tell you that.

@jordanx6618 2 года назад

"Yoooo better believe her what's she say gurl" 😂😂😂

@troymcclure9088 4 года назад

"MESSAGE RECEIVED." I'm gonna start using that..

@HappyDude1 3 года назад

Your request has been filed Is better 😁 its like the goverment saying f u in your face

@Commanderfox945 4 года назад

A lot of people can’t even keep these promises when their wife is still alive.

@Lymbe06 4 года назад

You mean not looking at pornography or masturbate? Fine, cheating it is.

@TheAlphaMale29 4 года назад

@@Jadzebra lol who hurt you?

@truehistory8440 4 года назад

Well duh, not sure many people visit their spouse's mom every day.

@HomerSimpson-sm5mk 4 года назад

TheAlphaMale29 you’re name makes you look like you play fortnite and want to look cool

@TheAlphaMale29 4 года назад

@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk lol, leave me alone bro, I made it in Jr. High like 10 years ago, and I don't know how to change it. You're not wrong though, it's pretty bad😂

@adnanasghar1087 2 года назад

If talking about pure comedy... This is one of the best skits lol.

@rayray44325 6 месяцев назад

1:50 - 2:03 i replayed this part so many times and it never fails to make me laugh...

@SABERWOLF5003 4 года назад

Wife: “Promise me you will never sleep with another woman” Peele: I hear you. Me: LMAO.

@eajiodoful 4 года назад

FRITZ HEMMERLING lmaao I’m dying over here🤣😂🤣😂

@YourPalHDee 4 года назад

Wow, what an exciting journey. You watched the video and laughed, nice 😉

@wildmercuryfilms 4 года назад

FRITZ HEMMERLING I “hear” you

@Adrianlovesmusic 4 года назад

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUUUUUUEHEHEHEHEUYEUHEUHEUHEUEHAHHAHAHASA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAKLKAKAJLKAJJLKAJKAHUA

@muji273 4 года назад

cringe

@chewminem2044 4 года назад

He even looked like DeNiro when he made the impression lol

@yeahthatwasme3212 4 года назад

Yeah, he squinted his eyes...

@Lashrito 4 года назад

Anyone who bites into a lemon looks like DeNiro

@donaldtaylor1037 4 года назад

It was good come on.

@pinSjon79 4 года назад

Yeah, he did look like him… "a little bit"

@joshuaherrera439 2 месяца назад

She was asking for too much 😭 😂

@michaelluby3297 Год назад

These guys are brilliant. I look at all of their skits just to see what ideas they come up with! I am not even looking for laughs!

@huss1205 3 года назад

Wrong title, he never lied actually, he avoided promising things he can't do, that's an honest decent dude right there...

@mrb2643 3 года назад

If you don't Wana lie or tell the truth stay silent

@boaplitas101 3 года назад

@@mrb2643 that doesn't work. Her: "Promise me you wont sleep with another woman" You: ... Her: "why arent you saying anything?" Well done buddy. You solved it.

@Voidaken 2 года назад

@@boaplitas101 Well, yeah. It was solved. You don't lie nor tell the truth that way. Nobody said anything about making the situation go away.

@boaplitas101 2 года назад

@@Voidaken you're a big idiot. If you dont say anything at all, its equal to just admitting that you wont do what she wants. She will 100% either question you again, or assume that you wont do what she said because you said NOTHING. Changing the topic or avoiding answering the question directly may work in the moment - but being silent wouldn't even work for a second. You have met a woman before? Not saying anything at all is worse than just saying no. It wouldn't solve anything - it would make you look bad, like you don't want to tell the truth but you're obviously not on her side. Peele shows you exactly what to do in this situation if you don't want to lie. Take note.

@Voidaken 2 года назад

@@boaplitas101 You just highlighted yourself as the actual moron with how triggered you got over a complete misreading. You just proved me right by saying exactly what I told you. Good job, smooth brain.

@jwishify 4 года назад

So no one is gonna mention his spot on Robert Dinero "Forget about it" impression!?!?

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 4 года назад

The face was so spot on, lol.

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

That's because it's so built into the culture that EVERYONE knows what it is already, and are not younger than 30 like you.

@Mazortan 4 года назад

Dinero? Seriously?

@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 4 года назад

That's a easy one tho.

@joeya.4309 4 года назад

@@Mazortan yep, that's his mexican cousin

@keelahrose Год назад

The "Nurse! Fix my wife!" line doesn't get enough respect, lol

@Salman.khan786 3 года назад

The “No air quotes!” Sent me 😂

@hipporage18 4 года назад

“Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”

@MiraShards 4 года назад

hipporage18 Annnn Perkins!

@thalukesta2112 4 года назад

@@MiraShards Chris Traeger!

@MiraShards 4 года назад

ThaLukesta 2112 he is “litrally” my favourite character!

@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 4 года назад

@@thalukesta2112 you like rush don't you?

@thalukesta2112 4 года назад

@@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 how'd you know?

@pnk0tsu 4 года назад

“So zero pornography DONE” “NURSE FIX MY WIFE”

@zargon6919 4 года назад

I didn't really understand that part

@suned3128 4 года назад

asib sadr He didn’t want to lose her so he can still watch porn.

@ZzDarkShadowKnightzZ 4 года назад

He would rather choose not to watch porn than seeing her mother everyday. Then he realizes if she's still alive he can watches porns.

@TodaysSpecialMinis 4 года назад

@@zargon6919 LOL - she asked him to promise to stop watching porn. He couldn't. Then she asked him to promise to visit her mom everyday. He probably hates his mother-in-law. Giving up porn would be easier than visiting his mother-in-law everyday so he said, "zero pornography? DONE!" He called for the nurse so she could adjust his wife's meds - maybe make her go back to sleep as she's torturing him with her unreasonable dying wishes.

@Brastius 4 года назад

@Izaan ur rehman message? It's a comedy skit dude. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

@hunter2442 Год назад

Peele always cracks me up!! he is a comedic genius! 🤣🤣

@faceface6443 8 месяцев назад

I laugh everytime I come across this one, the changes he goes through in 3 min's & the Deniro look kills me.

@whitefox6277 4 года назад

"What are you promising?" "I promised what you said." Lmafoo🤣🤣

@JordvnKelley 4 года назад

Her: “Promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman” Him: **indecisive mouth clicking**

@bdgctruz5786 4 года назад

ssbblover I meannnn. Staying single for the rest of your life with no cheeks or porn 😬 sorry cant promise

@UnwaveringBackBone 4 года назад

The mouth clicking is Swahili for I promise

@blakelowrey9620 4 года назад

American Citizen it’s cheeks bro. As in “we need to raid Area 51, give us them Alien cheeks!”

@jerellsmith2123 4 года назад

@@americancitizen1885 he's talking about them big cheeks like clappin them cheeks or nutt as in snot cheeks mean on your face (smile)

@zavdab5238 4 года назад

That's a 404 error chief

@chamilleon 3 года назад

*Legend says that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

@eraserheadsmoshpit17k39 2 года назад

"NUUUUUUURRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE, FIX MY WIFE!!!!!" Key deserves an Oscar for that LMAO

@___s___8071 Год назад

That is Peele. Key isn't in this sketch :)

@danman367 4 года назад

"I need to hear you to say it" "It" God damnit Jordan

@traxler4855 4 года назад

Whilst finishing his previous sentence😂

@KingNazaru 4 года назад

IT chapter 2.

@sarahburggraf907 4 года назад

Please don't take God's name in vain

@danman367 4 года назад

@@sarahburggraf907 shut up

@patricksolo1434 3 года назад

Wife: Promise. Peele: *Turns into Robert de niro*

@amandahallman1091 3 года назад

Can anybody tell me what movie he says that in? Bc I can’t find it eventho it’s a spot on De Niro impression 😂

@anthonyc1377 3 года назад

What part of the video is this in?

@simonwheeler9502 3 года назад

That's Al Pacino, not Robert De Niro

@simonwheeler9502 3 года назад

@@amandahallman1091 The movie is Donnie Brasco, it's Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

@pauldg913 3 года назад

@@simonwheeler9502 i think that was johnny depp scene in donnie brasco, but the expression is definitely robert deniro 100%

@vivavaldez87 Год назад

1:18 - it's the zombie extra!!! Continuity :)

@billybutcher913 Год назад

2:09 when he turned into a new yorker and channeled De Niro I immediately died

@Khangtoran 4 года назад

I guess she’s still insecure after losing Jim to Pam

@gretasjourney7450 4 года назад

Yuh Tran oh my...some grudge here

@lilchavo 4 года назад

DAMMM i was fucking wondering were i seen her face b4 lmaooo

@radhikavij5921 4 года назад

Yuh Tran you nailed it bro 🤣

@daanatin 4 года назад

thats harsh 😂

@stavrosloparnos9158 4 года назад

She got chris trager

@MrBabyStokes 4 года назад

“I need to hear you say it” “It” “No say I promise...” “You promise...” 🤣💙

@thedunyadoneya2628 4 года назад

What do you promise?" "I promise what you said"

@stupidlyhopeful 4 года назад

😂

@hass89 4 года назад

The look she gives him right after is phenomenal

@JPiddle 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@brianbadonde9251 4 года назад

😂😂😂👌💯

@OK-yy6qz Год назад

A great example of how lying is sometimes better

@nathayafarrington7774 2 года назад

"Don't touch me rn, it's not all about you"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hashimnawaz3201 4 года назад

"Don't touch me right now, it's not all about you." I DIED 😂😂😂

@cheesecakelasagna 4 года назад

He sounded a bit like Meegan there.

@BIGNASTY1234556 4 года назад

No she did...

@hashimnawaz3201 4 года назад

@@BIGNASTY1234556 LOL! 😂😂

@MorganWallaceMusic 4 года назад

Rashida sounds like Scarlett Johansson in this.

@Kochiru_Nouya 4 года назад

Very true

@esotericVideos 4 года назад

Throughout the whole movie "her" I thought it was Rashida. And I thought "cool they are giving a bigger role to a smaller star rather than giving it to one of the typical Hollywood actresses." Needless to say I was annoyed when I saw the credits.