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M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Free Castles Is Broken 

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Mount And Blade Bannerlord Has finally released into early access after over 8 years of development and well the game certainly has some unique features and game balance. So today The Spiffing Brit is going to show off how Broken Bannerlord is by using an exploit to get infinite free castles! and an infinite money glitch / exploit to get over a million gold in a very short period of time. I mean surely its perfectly balanced and not a glitch to be able to get castles for free and an infinite amount of castles too. Heck we just conquered the entire map without doing a single battle. The Adventures of Spiff Brit are not over yet though as we have many more videos to come showcasing Infinite Army Exploits, Infinite Towns and oh so many more game breaks and glitches. So lets see if M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or is giving players an infinite money glitch broken. I guess its up to a funny montage of exploits with a cheeky english brit to decide. Ok well it is certainly overpowered... Really really overpowered.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy Bannerlord With an Infinite Gold exploit!
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Title: M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Free Castles Is Broken
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@m.a.t.a.s
@m.a.t.a.s 4 года назад
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" -Every noble in Calradia
@gurthener5858
@gurthener5858 4 года назад
But it is Glorious Glitterhoof. Totally worth it.
@Nevir202
@Nevir202 4 года назад
Or the Worms Armageddon version: “A donkey, a donkey, my kingdom for a donkey.” As he literally did almost exactly that. 🤣
@2buxaslice
@2buxaslice 4 года назад
Now I want to play Civ again. Hey look! I can't leave my house! Perfect timing.
@mrbuff08
@mrbuff08 4 года назад
the kings reactions reminded me of jack and the beanstalk tactics
@JessWLStuart
@JessWLStuart 4 года назад
100 Stat Horse? Yes Please!
@tjtruejustice5277
@tjtruejustice5277 4 года назад
When Spiff thought an early acess Mount and Blade game was free real estate this wasn't what he was thinking of.
@ironmilutin
@ironmilutin 4 года назад
It's not free though... they're actually paying him money to get those cities off their hands
@gabemobley3851
@gabemobley3851 4 года назад
Hahaha hahahahahsha haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why is that so funny 😂😂😂
@tf-mr-blue748
@tf-mr-blue748 4 года назад
I give u 1k likes
@vitkien
@vitkien 2 года назад
@@ironmilutin So free money and land. Still free
@bleblb
@bleblb 2 года назад
I'm playing using charming skill, every time the kingdom I'm being a vassal of takes any land, I'm always the most voted for to be given this land. When I joined the kingdom, they were at war and sieged a castle, I was surprised to notice that, even though I didn't participate, they gave me that castle.
@bleblb
@bleblb 2 года назад
And no, I haven't ever done any personal quest for any lord of this kingdom, they just love me seemingly for no reason
@St0neyWanKenobi
@St0neyWanKenobi 2 года назад
When i originally started, having experience with warband, i realized i could rig the voting to get me the best castles by leading assaults on smaller castles, but letting npcs claim them, snd hitting towns after so the vote would overwhelmingly go to me for towns. Ended up with about 8 last time i played. Going to see if i can still do that
@D4l4m4r
@D4l4m4r 2 года назад
Basicly the chances of getting a new fief depend on 2 things: Number of fiefs already held and proximity to other fiefs owned. A clan that has newly joined a faction and has 0 fiefs will almost always get the first fiefs that become available.
@abrafo1891
@abrafo1891 2 года назад
Same thing happened to me
@enderskapep.4313
@enderskapep.4313 4 года назад
The fact that all the lords enter the conversations as literally slack-jawed morons makes this exploit so much more satisfying to watch.
@michaelbim-merle4752
@michaelbim-merle4752 4 года назад
Facts
@ShitStainedBallSack
@ShitStainedBallSack 4 года назад
Realistic
@masterjedi343
@masterjedi343 4 года назад
I just imagine the conversation going like this "You...give me your CASTLE AND YOUR LANDS! I....I WILL GIVE YOU..." looks around. Takes a bottle of oil out of pocket. "THIS!" Lord: . . . . .*brain loading* YES! I accept!
@brandon7227
@brandon7227 4 года назад
Also, they are traveling across the map to give over their land because he's summoning them into his army.
@dwreanchinotan
@dwreanchinotan 4 года назад
a wolf's head, a bottle of oil, and a cow... that offer sounds... fetishy
@tommeakin1732
@tommeakin1732 4 года назад
*BREAKING NEWS:* _Crazed oily man hate-fucks cow while wearing wolf's head_
@Repugnantone
@Repugnantone 4 года назад
Sounds more like a MacGyver joke gone wrong.
@brandonwachter2264
@brandonwachter2264 4 года назад
🐴+🍯 😉
@mr.meadman
@mr.meadman 4 года назад
1 week later, found feral in woods covered in oil, cow blood, and wearing nothing but a wolf's pelt. Claims to be werewolf.
@Reishadowen
@Reishadowen 4 года назад
Damn it! And I was just on my way to the comments section to make that joke when I heard the line. Low and behold, first one on the list.
@ericmcquisten
@ericmcquisten 2 года назад
"And... it's gone!" ... your town is gone sir... you're not really good at this trading thing are you." The Spiffing Brit reminds of the banker from South Park (episode Margaritaville) [13:3]
@stefanorolando6674
@stefanorolando6674 4 года назад
"Your great grandfather bought our empire with a cow and you can't even do your homework!? Get to work, boy!"
@Torlik11
@Torlik11 4 года назад
The game: "You need to collect banner pieces to help defeat the empire" Spiff: "I am the empire!"
@bettertelevision968
@bettertelevision968 4 года назад
not yet master palpatine
@davidbullock8681
@davidbullock8681 4 года назад
BetterTelevision not yet
@wickederebus
@wickederebus 4 года назад
Yorkshire Eternal Tea
@Hoplasa
@Hoplasa 4 года назад
theres two parts to that quest either help combine the empire together or help destroy it, but i assume he didnt even check
@DaijiSann__
@DaijiSann__ 4 года назад
@@wickederebus *Y E T*
@deys8085
@deys8085 4 года назад
I love how the AI nobles look with their mouths open like they are saying "thank you for the stuff an.. Wait what do you mean you now own my lands?"
@Tosh31316
@Tosh31316 4 года назад
"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever"
@MrMediator24
@MrMediator24 4 года назад
Except for Russia trading Alaska
@BeesNTrees47
@BeesNTrees47 4 года назад
@@MrMediator24 Louisiana purchase was even better
@88porpoise
@88porpoise 4 года назад
Joe Bourassa Napoleon got $15 million dollars for a piece of land he stole from Spain, that France had little to no effective control over, and was most likely to get seized by the US and/or Britain in the near future since France had no way to defend it. I don’t think that is a bad deal.
@EntropysSmile
@EntropysSmile 4 года назад
Um ... what about Electoral votes for Trump - that was a pretty bad deal.
@Chrisfragger1
@Chrisfragger1 4 года назад
@@EntropysSmile TDS! REEE!!!!
@makebritaingreatagain2613
@makebritaingreatagain2613 4 года назад
There was actually a Japanese feudal lord who traded a castle for a slightly wonky teapot, so this game is just being historically accurate.
@KlinikReprisal
@KlinikReprisal 4 года назад
Who?
@drago28
@drago28 4 года назад
@@KlinikReprisal joe
@wingdreak4191
@wingdreak4191 4 года назад
Drago 28 joe who?
@del-og4tu
@del-og4tu 4 года назад
Zaky Algiffhari jonathan smith
@francisjohnoca5710
@francisjohnoca5710 4 года назад
@@wingdreak4191 joe mama
@IgnisDomini97
@IgnisDomini97 4 года назад
Theory: This bug was because the AI was accounting for the upkeep settlements cost them, but not any of the benefits they give.
@MrJekaKuzmin
@MrJekaKuzmin 4 года назад
Imagine this first guy returning home to his wife and he's starting to brag about how lucky he was to buy a wolf's head, bottle of oil and a cow in exchange for a family castle. And then he suddenly realizes...
@BetterwithMirko
@BetterwithMirko 4 года назад
XD
@jerbar1280
@jerbar1280 4 года назад
Well, it's not *his* wife anymore, the wife now belongs to the Spiff, he is left with a now rotting wolf's head, a bottle or rancid oil and a (most likely dead) cow.
@handy142
@handy142 4 года назад
@@jerbar1280 If it's not dead then it soon will be
@punchcrush11
@punchcrush11 4 года назад
He could've haggled up to a bear head instead.
@soldatdaniels8738
@soldatdaniels8738 4 года назад
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@roth4916
@roth4916 4 года назад
"I'm going to buy lots of food" Proceeds to buy out ALL OF THE CLAY
@SirAndischa
@SirAndischa 4 года назад
You can slurp it, you can chew it, you can crunch on it. Its so versatile and full of minerals.
@roth4916
@roth4916 4 года назад
@@SirAndischa I guess it is filling...
@alephkasai9384
@alephkasai9384 4 года назад
Some parrots eat clay
@Fruitcupper
@Fruitcupper 4 года назад
As long as your army is a flock of birds looking for clay minerals lol!
@dylanosborn2459
@dylanosborn2459 4 года назад
Missed opportunity "My Kingdom for a horse" Just sayin.
@mattylovesallll
@mattylovesallll 4 года назад
My kingdom for a mule
@tabularasa6666
@tabularasa6666 4 года назад
Oh my god yess. That is such a good comment! Made me happy cause it was so on point, man, thanks!:)
@ESOdanny
@ESOdanny 4 года назад
Sadly this has just been patched, Settlments did count as a negative XD
@user-xv9zh6ik9i
@user-xv9zh6ik9i 4 года назад
It is the man himself!!!
@AdamPersson
@AdamPersson 4 года назад
That's why he has released it NOW and not before..
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 4 года назад
Yep they definitely watch him.
@SheyD78
@SheyD78 4 года назад
Oh well, that saves me from trying to manage that many settlements at once plus the armies required to protect them.
@ESOdanny
@ESOdanny 4 года назад
@@AdamPersson I don't think the Sir Spiff Allot BLESSID BE HIS NAME actually cares about people useing the exsploits in his videos, given his track record XD. Either way their are lots of ways you can still take advantage of M&B 'Early Access'.
@Matamoros212
@Matamoros212 4 года назад
Genie: you have 3 wishes and no wish for extra wishes! Me: I wish I had zero wishes left Genie: granted. you have 255 wishes left
@dominges
@dominges 4 года назад
Easy... Spiff would wish for 1. I wish I am immortal 2. I Wish you (the Jin) to obey me until I die (see what I did here :) ) 3. I wish people would accept everything I say and act upon it as I wish ;)
@PrivateSlacker
@PrivateSlacker 4 года назад
@@dominges That's great, until one day you accidentally mutter "fuck my life".
@anonymoususer638
@anonymoususer638 4 года назад
I wish for more genies
@katzewerfer63
@katzewerfer63 4 года назад
your genies in another bottle
@msw260
@msw260 4 года назад
@@PrivateSlacker hahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OvAeons
@OvAeons 4 года назад
With those expressions, this feels like it could be a Monty Python skit. Lmao
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад
Plot twist: All of Calradia is riddled with the Plague. By giving them a healthy cow, you are giving them the better end of the deal!
@goodname6807
@goodname6807 4 года назад
You have just been SCAMMED
@kucingcing
@kucingcing 4 года назад
you can always eat your citizen
@tortex1
@tortex1 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit You can probably trade a castle or two for that cow. Maybe throw in a city to make sure.
@LS-jv9hp
@LS-jv9hp 4 года назад
@@tortex1 Also gotta add around a few hundred K denar as well. To really sweeten the deal
@lpc3109
@lpc3109 4 года назад
Cowvid19....
@kazocky618
@kazocky618 4 года назад
YES. KOTOR exploits almost 17 years after the relase of the game. Truly perfectly balanced. The only thing I can say is yes plz
@ashleybull4450
@ashleybull4450 4 года назад
Surely every explot has been found and exploited to death. Not too much to even exploit with KOTOR that really benefits the game play.
@Blemmo
@Blemmo 4 года назад
We need a spiff on the dark side
@kleb3510
@kleb3510 4 года назад
Or a video version of the legendary space jesus! (very funny kotor play through if not heard of)
@spicydeath82
@spicydeath82 4 года назад
there was an exploit where you could equip the sand people outifts inside a town and everyone would attack you so you could kill them. talk about loads of loot.
@zackfishle1009
@zackfishle1009 4 года назад
Just metioning KoTOR makes me want to play it again. Sadly, I am working. Well, not too sad given the cirumstances.
@merren2306
@merren2306 2 года назад
I think what's going on is that 1) the land is very expensive and 2) the price gets multiplied by some amount when the ai sells land as opposed to buying it (to simulate the AI wanting a good deal), which then results in an integer overflow, so when you sell land to the AI it's just very expensive, but when you buy land it overflows and becomes a bad.
@D4l4m4r
@D4l4m4r 2 года назад
They have fixed it anyway - buying fiefs now requieres 300 points in trading and thats fairly time consuuming to reach.
@horatioyen256
@horatioyen256 2 года назад
could be
@BlackWolf18C
@BlackWolf18C 4 года назад
"That's a very generous offer, sir, but I must ask. Why are you paying me to take your castle?" "Simple, my good man! My wife lives there!"
@tisbutanerd3547
@tisbutanerd3547 4 года назад
That makes sense
@linkinmusic559
@linkinmusic559 4 года назад
Glorious boomer humor
@actionman4520
@actionman4520 4 года назад
It most certainly is!
@Nick-rr4xy
@Nick-rr4xy 4 года назад
"Hey honey, can I go out golfing with the other lords?" "Yes but only if you come home at 9." No need to go home if you sell your home.
@Baldnewsnetwork
@Baldnewsnetwork 4 года назад
BlackWolf18C LOL 😂
@PaxIesus
@PaxIesus 4 года назад
"People are paying me to rob them" Spiff has become the IRS.
@Wranderous0001
@Wranderous0001 4 года назад
Spot on
@andrewgodly5739
@andrewgodly5739 4 года назад
That's capitalism for ya. You pay for food then they use that money to buy up all the land and dominate the market. Leaving you with no way to make/grow your own food unless you work for them. You have to pay to be a slave, if you dont then you starve
@rickymcgowen6776
@rickymcgowen6776 4 года назад
US people: we beat the British! No more taxes! IRS Now: Well yes but actually no.
@Leignheart
@Leignheart 4 года назад
@@andrewgodly5739 That's retarded, under capitalism I own my own land and alot of it and can farm whatever I darn well please. Never been a slave a day in my life, nor have I starved. I think your idea of capitalism may be just a tad bit off.
@MikeBrin96
@MikeBrin96 4 года назад
@@Leignheart the land belongs to the state, you pay for the privilege of working it.
@veljkoangelovski5349
@veljkoangelovski5349 2 года назад
"Alright how about you give me all your income and all your money aswell as all the land that you posses, laving you banckrupt. BUT, you get baggy trunks" "Damn he is good at this."
@lucasm.3864
@lucasm.3864 4 года назад
“We have to siege the castle!” “I *own* it, you can just walk through the front door!”
@nicholasorchard2091
@nicholasorchard2091 4 года назад
"But that is not as much fun." "Alright that's it give me your city and your castle and 209k gold." "You are so generous my lord."
@michealoverby8174
@michealoverby8174 4 года назад
The best part is you have to imagine that lords are going "Thank you for taking all my land and leaving me destitute. I will enjoy that oil and cow"
@bakersmileyface
@bakersmileyface 4 года назад
"Oh yeah, you can have my castles and money. No problem." "Cow and Oil? I suppose I'll need them now that I'm broke and homeless, many thanks!"
@psinjo
@psinjo 4 года назад
devs "time for the weekly bug report" boss "oh, did spiff put out another video? get your clipboards everyone!"
@tehRedRunner
@tehRedRunner 4 года назад
One of the best QA testers they didn't have to pay for
@haulperrel2547
@haulperrel2547 4 года назад
This was fixed a while ago.
@zackfishle1009
@zackfishle1009 4 года назад
@@tehRedRunner They owe Spiff some Tea and Biscuits at least. Minimum. Mount and Blade got tons of free advertising as well.
@Starguardianbard
@Starguardianbard 4 года назад
@@zackfishle1009 worth noting that all of the bugs Spiff posts about in this game are patched several days before he releases a video on it lol
@Starguardianbard
@Starguardianbard 4 года назад
@Alvi Syahri you can as long as you do as Spiff does and play on outdated versions of the game
@Peacich
@Peacich 4 года назад
With the frequency of patches this games get and spiffs uncanny ability to find every bug, glitch and exploit, mount and blade will be the most stable and balanced game ever.
@simonsalgueiro6217
@simonsalgueiro6217 4 года назад
Tbh, we get a lot of patches cause we were sold a game in alpha state, sold as early access to use the coronavirus as a sail boost. We basically paid taleworlds for being beta testers. That's why we get so many patches. If you read them, most things are just finishing the game little by little and correcting bugs people find.
@any1alive
@any1alive 4 года назад
mhmm, they already have a list of known bugs over 300+ as of 1.10(you can go and see them as they are public). he is still on 1.0 all o the bugs hes shown has been fixed on the second day. but yeah x3
@sultana1maadeed450
@sultana1maadeed450 4 года назад
@@simonsalgueiro6217 Yes it literally tells you the game is in Early Access before buying it. Also, unless Taleworlds were able to see in the future and predict the Coronavirus Pandemic, the release date was set way before that chinese man munched on the bat.
@simonsalgueiro6217
@simonsalgueiro6217 4 года назад
@@sultana1maadeed450 release date was not when we got it. They ditched several weeks to sell it during the confinement. Check the original release date. The one we got was announced DURING the confinement. And I explicitly said they sold us an alpha as early access. Not that they didn't said it was early access. Do you even read before answering? It's not early access. Ea was created to check for last small fixes. Greedy dev, like taleworlds prooved to be, now use ea to make us pay for being beta testers. But we all know you are going to continue being a bootlicker to taleworlds, don't we?
@achtungbaby91u26
@achtungbaby91u26 4 года назад
--- 9:57 His facial expression: "I can't believe you just accepted this land from me, how stupid are you!? Hahah enjoy your new land while my men rub me in oil!"
@werewolf4358
@werewolf4358 4 года назад
My god there's a pandemic on caused by a respiratory illness. You can't make people laugh this hard!
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
And thus the Pillarstodes were born.
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 4 года назад
@@kabob0077 *MY QUIVERING ABS.*
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
@@Khornecussion Now all we need is Santodes to show up.
@mr.meadman
@mr.meadman 4 года назад
Best part, the nobles faces when being duped... All either a derp, or just a massive WTF look.
@lokiraven-claw3233
@lokiraven-claw3233 4 года назад
Its as if even they can't believe how broken they are
@joeMFG
@joeMFG 4 года назад
Facial expressions in this game are truly glorious! lol
@Havoc10K
@Havoc10K 4 года назад
yep
@SimonAshworthWood
@SimonAshworthWood 4 года назад
Yep. That's like the people of the USA as they discover the multi-trillion dollar wealth transfer to the rich, that the Repugnicans and Demoncraps have recently done.
@lokiraven-claw3233
@lokiraven-claw3233 4 года назад
@@SimonAshworthWood well okay then...
@lokithecat7225
@lokithecat7225 4 года назад
8 Years of development, playtesting, multiple patches after Early Access release, and we have achieved "Ive never seen anything like this in a game before".
@achtungbaby91u26
@achtungbaby91u26 4 года назад
It's almost like they were dragging this out because their country's government was funding their company. And now they just made an insane amount from putting this unfinished turd on steam. We are comparable to the lords in this game giving away our land for a cow
@shadoweterna9258
@shadoweterna9258 3 года назад
I mean, as long as there’s no multiplayer, do the exploits honestly matter?
@Chadok89
@Chadok89 2 года назад
1. It's still in development 2. It's already plenty of fun 3. There is plenty of people online enjoying this game even if it's still in dev more than some AAA games you'd pay 60€ to get.
@penisinlargementpills2511
@penisinlargementpills2511 2 года назад
@@achtungbaby91u26 i just now realized why calradia looks like turkey.
@horatioyen256
@horatioyen256 2 года назад
lol
@Necrobin
@Necrobin 2 года назад
I get those guys, I wouldn't want to have the responsibility of an entire town or castle either.
@vitkien
@vitkien 2 года назад
"Please, I don't want to do it anymore, no matter what I do the peasants still hate me and revolt every year"
@kagantekin201
@kagantekin201 Год назад
In every single stretegy game, trade mechanic is always broken in some way...
@timothymonk1356
@timothymonk1356 4 года назад
"Now I know you don't like me, but how about you give me full control of all of your land." "Seriously?" "...Yes..." "Oh thank goodness, here's the deeds, and... have half my money as well."
@xtreampb6309
@xtreampb6309 4 года назад
sounds like a divorce...
@rentabledwarf578
@rentabledwarf578 4 года назад
@@xtreampb6309 Holy fuck, this game is just a divorce simulator.
@slein1055
@slein1055 4 года назад
@@rentabledwarf578 ye, obviously. The empire is just going through a slight marital dispute
@DoohickeyMan
@DoohickeyMan 4 года назад
Spiff, you missed a golden opportunity! D: You should have given the empress a horse, just so you could say "your kingdom for a horse"
@water-poweredmachine8291
@water-poweredmachine8291 4 года назад
This would've been legendary.
@marksmidt8225
@marksmidt8225 4 года назад
@Connection Lost really? Because I haven't heard of that phrase anywhere else apart from in reference to Shakespeare. What movies and televisions shows do you know of that have used the phrase, and even so in the shows and movies that might use it it's certainly in reference one way or another to shakespeare.
@DoohickeyMan
@DoohickeyMan 4 года назад
Gonna admit, I heard it from Mel Brooks' "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" as a kid long before I heard it in Shakespeare!
@SimonAshworthWood
@SimonAshworthWood 4 года назад
@Connection Lost "Woefully boring play"? The Ian McKellan version of Richard III is one of my favourite movies. 🤗
@MrAnt-hh3bp
@MrAnt-hh3bp 4 года назад
Spiff: "This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!" Tsar Alexander II: **looking at Alaska and sweating profusely**
@martinguzzoni6656
@martinguzzoni6656 4 года назад
or Napoleon to Lousiana
@pretzelbomb6105
@pretzelbomb6105 4 года назад
Martin Guzzoni Well, Louisiana was completely useless to him after the loss of Haiti, so he was cutting his losses
@brightsword9306
@brightsword9306 4 года назад
even if Russia didn't sell Alaska there was no way they could defend against a British invasion (which was very likely) based out of canada
@animagination9933
@animagination9933 4 года назад
"I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further"
@artje90
@artje90 4 года назад
New york for Surinam.....
@tennysonchiles192
@tennysonchiles192 4 года назад
Spiff when a game has money "You know the rules. And so do I..."
@patana256
@patana256 4 года назад
Devs: "Look how they massacred my boy!"
@rhawkas2637
@rhawkas2637 4 года назад
I love the derpy looks on their faces, like they're dumbfounded they just gave away all their land and a large chunk of their money. XD
@renanaraujo5435
@renanaraujo5435 4 года назад
Spiff: Conquered all continent, have all the money, have an invincible army. Also Spiff: Now I finished the tutorial.
@0neChubbyBunny
@0neChubbyBunny 4 года назад
Spiff: "Bannerlord is a perfectly balanced game" Me: playing as a baby after hitting "R" on the character creation screen.
@jfarrar19
@jfarrar19 4 года назад
Hmm. I have an idea for a Mitten Squad "Can you beat" video
@darylgoddard5186
@darylgoddard5186 4 года назад
"Oh Dear Sir I see that you have a lot of priceless lands, dont worry I can take them off your hands for you, for you see I'm just a humble Tea Merchant" says Spiff before stealing all the lands.
@TheSeniorSparklez
@TheSeniorSparklez 4 года назад
"oil so you can slide away from me" This man has me in tears
@djenovah8915
@djenovah8915 4 года назад
14:55 My kingdom for an Armored Baggy Trunks!
@aveoxus1139
@aveoxus1139 4 года назад
For some reason when the vassals appear in person they're all lacking mouth animation. Slack jawed and in awe of the legendary Spif
@SleepyMatt-zzz
@SleepyMatt-zzz Год назад
"If you join an Ai Kingdom at the moment, you have a very small chance of being given land" I actually had the opposite problem on my first playthrough. When I became a vassal I was give every settlement the kingdom controlled. It got so out of hand that I had to use influence points to vote for other people to be given territory I didn't want.
@notgray88
@notgray88 Год назад
I'm having the same issue. I already control Myzea, Epicrotea, and Danustica but I don't have enough men to staff garrisons for any more towns, but they keep voting for me!
@notgray88
@notgray88 Год назад
Having 220 Charm is so busted because everyones relation is 90+
@williambobson3369
@williambobson3369 4 года назад
“Joron, sweetie! It’s land donation time!” “Yes honey...”
@No-uc6fg
@No-uc6fg 4 года назад
12:04 "People are paying me to rob them." So, everyday Britain?
@CanalTremocos
@CanalTremocos 4 года назад
If people don't pay you it's only attempted robbery.
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 4 года назад
@@CanalTremocos You clearly aren't woke enough if you do live in Britain. If you're an American, not sure you understand.
@Alphapara
@Alphapara 4 года назад
Hey Spiff! Your guess on the integer overflow I bet is very accurate, but the "pay to take it, then pay to get it back" does seem confusing then. What I think is happening is that the player suffers a penalty in barters, evidenced by one of the earlier charm skills that removes a portion of that penalty. I'm thinking something about that penalty multiplier is what's driving the overflow, which is why they're willing to give it away, but also why they're paying you to get it back, since giving the settlement to them = the settlement having less value. Realistically I think they meant for the AI to almost never give a settlement, thus a very high multiplier, which is probably why we have the overflow.
@ThorbjrnRagnar
@ThorbjrnRagnar 4 года назад
*uploaded 3 minutes ago* OH MY GODNESS SPIFF, MY WATER IS STILL BOILING FOR CHRIST SAKE !
@Torlik11
@Torlik11 4 года назад
It's your own damn fault for not always have tea ready. You should always carry an emergency cup of tea on you. ;)
@reload2893
@reload2893 4 года назад
@@Torlik11 but then it would get cold :(
@colin3387
@colin3387 4 года назад
@@reload2893 keep it warm in a convenient thermos! Never go without tea again!
@reload2893
@reload2893 4 года назад
@@colin3387 that will only slow the cold for a short time...
@ThorbjrnRagnar
@ThorbjrnRagnar 4 года назад
@@Torlik11 as a non british guy, ist not that obvious
@isaacvincent8443
@isaacvincent8443 4 года назад
Spiff: "People are paying me to steal from them." IRS: Hold my tea.
@JohnnyFaber
@JohnnyFaber 4 года назад
You win the internet today my friend
@notar2123
@notar2123 4 года назад
so original comment, much funny
@onegonearm
@onegonearm 4 года назад
Then they'd tax you for the tea gift they just gave you.
@YouTubecanfuckagoat
@YouTubecanfuckagoat 4 года назад
Isaac Vincent I think Rogers follow this business model
@jacoren5785
@jacoren5785 4 года назад
I love seeing these videos because I loved playing warband years ago, and I hope that the developers see this videos and continue to address them as they go through early access. Also it's hilarious to see what bending you can do while they work on it.
@katyushamarikov8819
@katyushamarikov8819 4 года назад
Missed the opportunity for "My kingdom for a horse" jokes.
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin 4 года назад
You're goddamn right.
@GamerState101
@GamerState101 4 года назад
I appreciate that Spiff is exposing all Te exploits so the developers could fix the issues now while it’s in early access
@Doktor_Jones
@Doktor_Jones 4 года назад
It would be nice, if they didn't fixed all the exploits before this video was released. Srsly, Spiffy if kinda a slowpoke.
@Jonjon13Jonjon13
@Jonjon13Jonjon13 4 года назад
@@Doktor_Jones ever considered that he probably reports the bugs himself, and waits for them to be fixed BEFORE relasing the video so there isn't a wave of exploiters breaking the game? In crappy old games probably he doesn't bother reporting, but in a game like this in early access I'm sure he reports what he finds.
@HomeoftheWilt17
@HomeoftheWilt17 4 года назад
Or... y'know... it could've been the other hundreds of users that found this exploit. But no, I'm sure Spiff is the reason the exploits are being fixed. /s Also, why would he worry about others exploiting a *single player game*? That's just silly.
@yuibkys3522
@yuibkys3522 4 года назад
Jon_jon13 no he doesnt do that because its an offline game and it doesnt matter how many people use it
@elsasslotharingen7507
@elsasslotharingen7507 4 года назад
Do any of you have any idea of the kind of time and work that it takes to edit down hours of raw gameplay footage into a high-quality 30-minute video?
@JigsawLV
@JigsawLV 4 года назад
I can't even imagine how do you get 225 trade without cheat engine...
@seanhorne9171
@seanhorne9171 4 года назад
Spiff doesn’t want to defeat the empire. He *is* the empire!!
@dotubebros861
@dotubebros861 4 года назад
Spiff: “there is no land to be taken.” Argoron: “Am I a joke to you?”
@sauviisinew2464
@sauviisinew2464 Год назад
“take this oil so you can slide away from me.” my favorite part of the the whole video 😂
@alecc2335
@alecc2335 4 года назад
"We've practially purchased almost the entire world" Yeah, yeah "purchased" suree.
@alephnole7009
@alephnole7009 4 года назад
The best part is that the Lord's will no longer be receiving taxes, so they won't be able to pay they're army's and will all become defenceless after a while.
@bakersmileyface
@bakersmileyface 4 года назад
​@@alephnole7009 Yeah, supposing he takes all of the land he would be invincible. None of the lords would so much as be able to raid a village given that there's militia inside them. Especially if you take into consideration that there's going to be stacks of 50 forest bandits wandering around to destroy them if they stay too long in one location to raid a village or lay siege. He's basically beat the game.
@AlexK-sk4qb
@AlexK-sk4qb 4 года назад
And from then on, the entire world worked in wood shops.
@bakersmileyface
@bakersmileyface 4 года назад
@@AlexK-sk4qb And Tea.
@davisgc02
@davisgc02 4 года назад
"The Art of the Deal" by Spiffing Brit
@Sss-vs7pu
@Sss-vs7pu 4 года назад
“And then, of course, the oil... so that you may lubricate yourself, and then slide away from me” rofl bro
@jeremybatterbee3613
@jeremybatterbee3613 4 года назад
"OH! And the oil. So you can slide yourself away from me" - Spiff 2020
@xcmodev1558
@xcmodev1558 4 года назад
Their slack-open, drooling mouths just adds that perfect zest to their idiotic agreement to your “trade” 10/10 Spiff
@number3729
@number3729 4 года назад
You had me crying with laughter with all the dialogue. Thank you for this. Subscribed!
@wolfrandom9769
@wolfrandom9769 4 года назад
Oh, I'm pretty sure this land exploit was already patched ): Although land is so cheap you can just buy it all anyway so... not exactly very patched.
@dionblauw
@dionblauw 4 года назад
wasn't it like 300k - 500k per settlement in this patch?
@wolfrandom9769
@wolfrandom9769 4 года назад
@@dionblauw I only paid 100k
@FrancoisMarchant
@FrancoisMarchant 4 года назад
Why a lord owning 10 million denars would sell his only settlement for 350k is beyond me. They need to make the price vary with the amount of cash the lord has, so only lords that are desperate for money will ever consider selling them.
@MindBlowerWTF
@MindBlowerWTF 4 года назад
@@FrancoisMarchant why would they have 10millions in the first place?
@echomjp
@echomjp 4 года назад
@@FrancoisMarchant I would argue that they simply need to rework the economy of the game, and especially how lords make and spend money, so that they have money that matches their ownership of land and such more intelligently. Though in any case it needs to be less broken than it currently is.
@akumasti04
@akumasti04 4 года назад
Note to everyone: Don't sell things to cities. Find caravans and sell to them instead. The value of the item you are selling doesn't drop. So, in a city you will see the value of an item drop from 200 to 192 then to 178... and so on... but caravans, you will see the item stay at the base price they will buy it for. So, if an item sells for 200, the item price won't drop and you sell all of that item for 200. Just a quick tip. Happy hunting!
4 года назад
nice advice, thanks! i never interacted with caravans except for the escort missions
@ands1983
@ands1983 4 года назад
Same thing for peasant towns. Buy their stuff without the price going up. Then sell to caravans. Profit.
@konjikoza
@konjikoza 4 года назад
But cities have better prices? Maybe when the price drops then sell to a caravan
@akumasti04
@akumasti04 4 года назад
@@konjikoza It depends. I will usually check the price physically at the city. Then, wait for a caravan to show up outside and then check their prices. Sometimes different factions caravans have different price rates so you might have to wait for a few different ones to come through before you get one. I have checked a city I was waiting at for steel and they were buying for about 220. Then, the caravan comes along and it was buying for about 260-270. But, I have also noticed while selling mats from blacksmithing in cities that all the mats will significantly drop instead of just that one I was selling. The caravan doesn't care and never drops.
@frigginsepone446
@frigginsepone446 4 года назад
@ You never raided a caravan? You missed one of the best dialogues in the game: Player: Gimme all your goods! Guards: Only over our dead bodies! Player *You must have misunderstood me. Go in peace.*
@Teufelsnachbar667
@Teufelsnachbar667 4 года назад
Oooh boy King Derthert gonna be pissed when he finds out that he sold his hole kingdom for 3 goats and a broken bodkin arrow to me.
@alexs2195
@alexs2195 4 года назад
I'm very disappointed, she should have traded her kingdom for a horse
@Ruftinator
@Ruftinator 4 года назад
Spiff the legendary broker of Mount & Blade😂 It is said that people didn’t only sell land to him, they paid him to do so as well!
@desogames1983
@desogames1983 4 года назад
15:00 "A Cow! a Cow! my kingdom for a Cow!" Spiff: Here have two.
@twyx6928
@twyx6928 4 года назад
6:04 Can we just appreciate this majestic lad with the "I have absolutely no idead what's going on" expression?
@John777tino
@John777tino 4 года назад
oh gawd...those "smiling" faces when they realize they have to give their castles.
@stormboss57
@stormboss57 4 года назад
Spiff: Let us take over the world! Lieutenant: Ooo my lord how do plan to do that? Spiff: Ask nicely.
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 4 года назад
Why do I think of Vetinari after those words?
@rjhogan07
@rjhogan07 4 года назад
TheArklyte Because he would figure out a way to lightly nudge events so that, if it was in his best interest to do so, he would be able to do exactly that? That is his preferred method of dealing with problems.
@wickederebus
@wickederebus 4 года назад
That Charisma stat thought.
@kennethfuller2201
@kennethfuller2201 4 года назад
I would like to see a Knights of the old republic
@HeyFox101
@HeyFox101 4 года назад
NPC: -Wait, so I'm giving away all of my lands, and what am I exactly getting? Spiff: - I give you air from my lungs!
@skryerx4494
@skryerx4494 4 года назад
The NPC's just don't want the responsibility of running those settlements. They KNOW they got the better end of the deal.
@wyvernah
@wyvernah 4 года назад
"All your land are belong to us." -Spiff
@DaijiSann__
@DaijiSann__ 4 года назад
Correction : belong to me*
@tonykristhiofan1113
@tonykristhiofan1113 4 года назад
spiff ? more like anyone british
@wyvernah
@wyvernah 4 года назад
Make your own jokes then
@tonykristhiofan1113
@tonykristhiofan1113 4 года назад
@@wyvernah i was trying to add to the joke
@philippegarnon6080
@philippegarnon6080 2 года назад
first blood in the bandit fight was a bushwacker killing his friend lol
@miruneverdies
@miruneverdies 4 года назад
KotOR? KotOR! KotOR2 would be even more fun, if played with Restored Content Mod.
@admiralkota
@admiralkota 4 года назад
I also agree
@Attacian
@Attacian Год назад
It's fascinating to watch how Spiff does to games what Britain did to the entire world. :D
@BlindSniperStudio
@BlindSniperStudio 4 года назад
"Okay, so I want all of this, a cow, annnnd how much money can I get away with?" Honestly the random inclusion of a cow got me.
@Sir_Hammelot
@Sir_Hammelot 4 года назад
Yesterday i were playing and went to trade with the leader of a faction and saw that i could trade cityes with him. So for fun i went and said "give me all your citys" and when i offerd one gold he said looks good to me. And thats how i became lord of the empire for only one gold. Best trade deal ever
@nickjones884
@nickjones884 4 года назад
KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC VIDEO!!!!! one of my favorites from way back in the day
@Fruitcupper
@Fruitcupper 4 года назад
12:01 Spiff, you just discovered the banking system in a nutshell!
@thesherbet
@thesherbet 4 года назад
They've fixed this in the beta patch, the AI was giving negative values to settlements instead of positive ones. Tad broken
@chriwehl7173
@chriwehl7173 4 года назад
Only a tad
@jonas_security_kolinski
@jonas_security_kolinski 4 года назад
@@chriwehl7173 a teeeeeny, tiny tad
@saraphys5555
@saraphys5555 4 года назад
This reminds me of a certain episode of Babylon 5, where there's a difficult negotiation trying to happen between the Narn and Centauri... Londo doesn't show up, and tells Vir he can handle the negotiations...just dont give away the Homeworld. At the negotiations, seeing Ambassador Londo of the Centauri hasn't shown up, Ambassador G'kar takes it as an offence, and refuses to conduct any talks with Vir, so has HIS atachee conduct the negotiations for the Narn. But before storming off tells her "Dont give away the Homeworld!" LOL This is like you've found a way to deal with someone just high enough in a Kingdom to have the power to negotiate, but just dumb enough that they should be walking around with a nametag on. LOL
@PhantomSavage
@PhantomSavage 4 года назад
I 100% want to see 100 Stat Man in Bannerlord, but considering they're doing daily patches you might want to give the devs awhile to stabilize the game somewhat before you tear it to shreds again. They seem to be working around the clock to patch and fix a lot. Other than that good god in heaven I would die to see how perfectly balanced KOTOR is. So much nostalgia. I want to see my childhood ruined.
@killualoa3240
@killualoa3240 4 года назад
Spiffing drains nobles bank accounts faster than my girlfriend drained mine and left
@ScarryHarry93
@ScarryHarry93 Год назад
going back and watching this, it's very clear....that man, they really made some improvements, from exploits to armor textures and visuals lol
@gmack5234
@gmack5234 4 года назад
Spiff, you made me buy this game. Thanks.
@gmack5234
@gmack5234 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit I hope so as well. Playing a buggy mess is no fun.
@SimonAshworthWood
@SimonAshworthWood 4 года назад
So THIS is why we waited so long for Bannerlord! 😉
@Dloin
@Dloin 4 года назад
Taking real estate from the ruling class without paying them? Well done comrade Spiff, well done!
@ArmouredProductions
@ArmouredProductions 4 года назад
Calradia: Exists Spiff: It's free real estate.
@johnp.2267
@johnp.2267 4 года назад
The vapid stares from all the lords explains the ease with which Spiff managed to obtain their holdings. That said, bring on 100 Stat Man in M&B! Let's see another exploit where 100 Stat Man easily conquers the world.
@SeriousBurnsUnit
@SeriousBurnsUnit 4 года назад
The Spiffing Brit: I have an offer you can't refuse The other lords: Oh thankyou Spiff, your protection racket is the best.
@undertaker5409
@undertaker5409 4 года назад
I don't know if someone already told you, but if the QA Team from the TalesWorlds watch that video, they will have 2 reactions, the QA team will laugh a lot about that issue, but the QA Leader will crap in his pants and will start to prepare a "excuses" to give to the production team LOL. Awesome video for sure. Awesome game too.
@WolfHagenSdW
@WolfHagenSdW 4 года назад
Developers: How many ways of cheesing and exploiting did you find? Spiff: Yes! *sips tea*
@Victoria4000
@Victoria4000 4 года назад
Kotor for sure! I wanna see what I missed that I could've done to make my game more fun
@leonidandanyabortsov5405
@leonidandanyabortsov5405 4 года назад
One of the easiest boosts is dont sink levels into your main character on Tanis. Use the other characters for skill checks. Then when you become a jedi instead of having 6 or 7 levels of your base class you'll have 5 levels of jedi.
@ChenAnPin
@ChenAnPin 4 года назад
Spiff, the best QA tester no game developer ever thought to hire. Or could ever.
@FlameDarkfire
@FlameDarkfire 4 года назад
“Ahh this game, what have I done to you?” Bent it over the desk and violated the RU-vid TOS is what you’ve done.
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