"Machine Guns Affect My Ability To Perform" | Miami Vice 

That pan up shot from Castillos shoes up to his head was just pure genius

This is hilarious. The way it comes off is almost like getting fired at by a machine gun is just one of Tubbs's many pet peeves. I was literally wheezing from laughter. Phillip Michael Thomas was a really good sport.

"WHEN I GET SHOT AT I GET SCARED, AND WHEN I GET SCARED I GET ANGRY!"

Castillo's stare:"-YOU ALRIGHT?"🤣 Lord,how I love Castillo!🤣❤️❤️

This is my favourite Tubbs scene of the entire series. His dialogue, ok diatribe, on machine guns and how they affect him is a classic script beyond compare!!

I love the character of Lt Castillo, he was the reason why I got into law enforcement. Back when there was protests at the Roosevelt Roads Naval Station there was a group of VIPs that came to trespass into the base and got detained, the vips included Sharpton, congressman Gutierres, a Kennedy and Edward Olmos among other. When we (Deputies US Marshals) were getting them arrested (the Navy cannot arrest you, they can detain you) pictures were taken, I told my partner that Olmos needed a few additional pictures taken, he asked me why and I asked Olmos that I was a fan of Lt Castillo and asked him if it was ok to have a picture taken with him and told him the reason I became a deputy. He laughed and consent to the picture. So I have a picture of Edward Olmos and I. For that picture I was suspended for 5 days for deputy unbecoming, but it was well worth it 😂😂😂😂, I retired from the Marshals Service on 31 December 2017. Best regards from San Juan, Puerto Rico, stay safe.

Best TV show musical theme EVER!

Miami Vice was one of the best TV Shows ever created.

Chuckle, I remember heading out to a party and got half way there. I Thought Oh Shit, it's Friday night, MV is on, we all turned around went home and watched it. 😁

Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas had great unique voices. I wish they did an animation voice over together

A LOT of smoke starting that Clone Spider..... Clearly some BLOWBY.....😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Hs is pissed. I'm with you Tubbs...

Too funny when Crockett used that thick, Southern, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth accent when the guys were asking him where the money is. Don Johnson and PMT were born to play Crockett and Tubbs and together they made TV history ♥️

What a trip to see this footage after all these decades. M.V. was one of my fave hangs as an actor. Big UPS for uploading!!! - aka "Ramone, The Machine Gun Guy".

"When I get shot at by a .30 M-60 machine gun I get scared. And when I get scared, I get ANGRY!" Loved Rico.

This is the only MIAMI VICE scene that made me fall out of my chair laughing!!

It's interesting how Tubbs was the hothead and Crockett was the good cop in earlier seasons. Their roles eventually reversed and Tubbs became the much more calm and collected one in the duo.

Miss the 80s

Tubbs: Traumatizing For Machine Gun With The Brother Case 🔊

The music and style is what made this show AMAZING.

Thank you so much for this. My very first memory of this show is this scene right here. I miss the 80's really bad an am not kidding. This show was one of few things to look foward to at the end of a school week.

This whole scene was great

Tubbs gets real pissed about machine guns

first mag he jus killed the asphalt then unleashes a gotdamn 60 on em haha tubbs what that sawed off still i love it

That M60 must be from the A-team though : all that firepower, all those people and he hits nobody.

Weapons traficking on the street in broad daylight. Very smooth operation.

Castillo was like «As long as you aint complaining about me I’m good with you» and Zito’s «Nope I’m not meddeling in Tubbs bussness» look lol

Absolute classic. When the cops show up that hood just shoots his machine gun into the street. Then he jumps into the back of the seedy van and starts spraying the M60 all over the place. LOL

Castillo is a badass MFer

LA MEJOR SERIE DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS SIN LUGAR A DUDAS!

Craziest scene in Miami Vice. This is borderline GTA right here lol

And Loved Crockett's Reverse Mode ★!★!★!

Clearly not time for the Lance Vance Dance.

Just look at Gina in that skirt, Tubbs. Your ability to perform will come right back.

Amazing how much Ocean Drive has changed since then. But oddly enough, I prefer the rough Miami of the early 80s. Such a much calmer vibe.

Who knew Tubbs main weakness was machine guns, and he's from the Bronx?

Who wants to tell the kids that Crockett's "Ferrari" was actually a Corvette with a Ferrari body covering it?

LT. Callisto was always a cool one and intimidating too😏

😂 0:24 The knock off Ferrari Daytona replica has some major leaking oil issues (note, the giant smoke cloud when he 1st starts up the car) You can even see Don Johnson wince when he starts the car up, knowing the POS is gonna make a giant smoke cloud. He probably smelled like burning oil after the scene. 😂

anyone else notice when hes shooting the gun from the back of the van, he shoots right into the large crowd watching them filming?

This bruh graduated PTSD therapy with honors.

A real show

Reminds of the missions in GTA VC involving Lance Vance

Bill Cwikowski is one of several Miami Vice guest stars to appear in Michael Mann's 1986 film Manhunter, alongside Garcelle Beauvais (from "The Maze"), Chris Elliott (from "Down for the Count (Part II)"), Dennis Farina (from "One Eyed Jack", "Lombard" and "World of Trouble"), Kim Griest (from "Nobody Lives Forever"), Michele Shay (from "Theresa" and "Badge of Dishonor"), Bill Smitrovich (from "Brother's Keeper" and "The Prodigal Son") and Jim Zubiena (from "Calderone's Return (Part I)"). Miami Vice regular Michael Talbott also had a small role in the film, although his single scene was deleted from the theatrical cut of the movie.

This is fun indeed.

I haven’t seen this since it first aired… time flies

😂🤣 Tubbs il m'a trop fait rire

Thank you. For a long time I wondered about the episode and season of that scene.

Gta Vice city real life

Coati Mundi from Kid Creole 1:35 Cool !!!!!

I tried to tell you guys, I got the juice.

That Ferrari needs some engine work.

Mi No Popeye!! You know what I mean?

I love all of the characters on this show!!

wow. so much parking in south beach

this is great

I like the way PMT goes off. He does it again in a bank scene in the third season, I think the episode is Red Tape.

Better not let Tubbs cross paths with Rambo 😁

Great scene

The craziest thing about the camera shot out the back of the van, if you watch closely enough you can see the crowd of fans that gathered at the beach that day to watch them film that episode!!!! 2:25

Isn't that the episode with Bruce Willis as guest star?

Miami Beach was never the same after this incident...😅

0:22 I think Crockett needed an oil change.

Feels just like gta

two good cops.

My friend daughter was in this scene with tubbs

Dade County in the early 80's, suddenly machine guns started showing up. This scene a reference to the Dadeland Mall shootout?

And THIS was my very first episode of Miami Vice. I think I saw it in Spanish and the voices threw me off completely.

2:47

two good cops, why is that so hard to believe? .

this show looks cool

Is it true this show is coming back?

0:44 Early appearance of my man Seth Rogen.

Hell no I'm not alright!

I think the Daytona needs a valve job.

That crook with the M60 was an imperial stormtrooper who became a criminal after being fired

The outro theme music is way too loud. About 2 or 3 times louder than the actual scene. I wish NBC/Universal would fix the audio. It is annoying.

😎😎

Woww i never would've thought i will ever see how miami beach was in the 80s but i was wrong 😳 ocean drive according to this video was full of retire people and looked kind of boring without all the nightlife we have today.

There's a little blue pill to help that performance problem.

Is this official body cam footage?

So anyway, how was Crockett gonna pick up Tubbs and Zeto in a 2 seater car? 🤔

.30 caliber M60? 🤣 Even Hollywood screwed it up in the 80's.

My dad friend daughter is in the scene Tubbs tackles her

2:35 - no car has been damaged in line of fire.

7.62x51. round. pop. hit you at 9 hundred metters.

Vietnam flashback

Consider to put the outro a bit quieter in next movies, please.

A Ferrari should not blow smoke

terribly corny when dude started shooting