Madame Web | Movie Review | Ep 292

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We review the campy, crazy, iconic Madame Web - featuring Dakota Johnson in association with Marvel Studios. So many fun things to discuss!
-MovieBitches (Avaryl & Andrew)
References in this episode:
Wet Hot American Summer
Heartbreakers
The First Wives Club
Little Women
Anyone But You
The Silencers
Mommie Dearest
The Comeback
Baywatch
Showgirls
What We Do In The Shadows
Fateful Findings
Men In Black
High Anxiety
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@kelfincher5232 27 дней назад

Dakota Johnson seems like a Kristen Wiig character.

@fincherest391 28 дней назад

avaryl taking the life of that cricket..her web really connects us all.....

@shakirakurosawa1740 27 дней назад

It's future retribution for the life she saved by CPR all those years ago

@FloraAnneFauna 28 дней назад

i do love how Madame Web's power seemed to only aid her in committing vehicular manslaughter

@ByronAndOnAndOn 28 дней назад

The cricket spider saga took me OUT. Great editing you guys!

@19Levsko19 28 дней назад

It was probably more entertaining than the whole Madame web movie

@SpectreSaunders 28 дней назад

I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before I watched this review 🕸🕷

@queenb7013 27 дней назад

The funniest part of this film was the fact that Emma Roberts is supposed to be Peter parker's mom just what was that casting choice lmfao

@Kriseiri Месяц назад

The scene in the train has a guy playing a PSP even though it's supposed to be 2003 and that didn’t exist until 2005! This bothered me more than anything else that happened in the movie.

@alexanderluna4598 27 дней назад

Its produced by sony but they couldnt find out when the sony psp was released to the public

@MrRobcastle18 27 дней назад

Reminds me of the guy playing Gears of War in The Hurt Locker, even though the movie is set in 2004. But the Xbox 360 came out in 2005 and the game came out in 2006. Otherwise, great movie.

@back2thebase 24 дня назад

I watched this video abt all the re writes and the original line was “New York is so crazy these days some guy was selling these on the street or something”

@newjigsaw 23 дня назад

I blame Sony’s synergy. They always do that in their movies.

@back2thebase 21 день назад

@@newjigsaw idk why they decided to randomly cut scenes out and re shoot a brand new film for example there was a whole final fight scene planned out where Dakota was in her super suit??

@iain9757 27 дней назад

I love how this film feels 5 years ago yet yesterday

@EJMoreno Месяц назад

I’ve waited for this review since the day this was announced

@seanphillips9523 28 дней назад

At first I thought the cricket was just sound effects and then ... IT HAPPENED. And it made my Monday :)

@queenb7013 27 дней назад

Y'all calling out Dakota Johnson gives me so much life lmfao

@Buckaroo_Baldwin 27 дней назад

That was Freddie Ljungerg on the billboard, not David Beckham. I was 17 in 2003 I know that photo well. 😍😍😍

@boylemansion 28 дней назад

the bit with the cricket was so FUCKING FUNNY... THIS IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS

@dbagette 28 дней назад

I think Madame Web works best opposite Black Adam. While The Rock was really polishing a dookie for the DCEU, Dakota Johnson put in the appropriate effort for her movie. Since you mentioned The Room, hopefully someone does a The Disaster Artist for Madame Web

@JulianDN 28 дней назад

Watched this movie with a guy on our FIRST DATE

@iain9757 27 дней назад

I assume there’s wedding bells

@kauhiahauki 27 дней назад

@@iain9757 Webbing bells

@Yfighter2 27 дней назад

Seems like a great memory. Hopefully you both laughed at it 😅

@rody73 Месяц назад

You did it! You did itt

@BriarRouge 27 дней назад

I saw “Campy Mess” in the thumbnail, so here I am! 😆

@user-tm7fo6nv6i 27 дней назад

I think Madame Web was the best cinematic experience I've had in years. Jaw was on the floor at how "so bad its good" it was. The villain's dubbing was possibly one of the worst things I've ever seen in a big budget film.

@aine.no23 27 дней назад

It is absolutely crazy to me the reaction to her lime joke. Like are people really confused that she would make a sarcastic joke about a ludricous amount of limes? Why would Jimmy Fallon need to follow up about it?

@OffKiraDeux 28 дней назад

The editing, the sudden Cricket Cricket, Avaryl's off screen "dialogue", Andrew's runaway train of laughter and emotis taking over. Perfect and so appropriate. And... I guess this means that Madame Webb will know that Peter Parker's parents will die soon enough, and in some 15ys her buddy Ben will be murdered... and she won't even suggest that he gets a good life insurance so her widow and adopted kid have an easier go at it after his untimely death? PS: I somehow made it thru all 50 Shades movies with Dakota Johnson's obnoxious flat baby voice, I don't think I can do it anymore, I don't think she can act beyond being a flat voiced asshole. But if you guys found entertaining in this performance, good for you, you watched some mad trash in the past year, you earned it.

@ekvilist 28 дней назад

5:17 good thing Avaryl didn’t research that spider or she could die instantly after

@s.hiessl149 28 дней назад

the whole spider/potato bug/cricket thing was already better than this whole madame web movie 😂

@Light-Rock97 27 дней назад

You did the impossible, you located and terminated a cricket.

@gracob 26 дней назад

this is totally irrelevant but, the calvin klein billboard guy wasn't David Beckham, it was a different footballer, a swedish guy called Freddie Ljungberg. I only bring this up because I was mildly obsessed with him in 2003 (of course) but I highly recommend you look him up!

@angelkaiju 6 дней назад

The Madam Webb cameo on set was a lovely surprise

@canadagirl7157 27 дней назад

WHERE'S MY SPIDER?!

@geoffwestbrook4932 27 дней назад

I thought the cricket sounds were an edit at first 😭

@VelvetTeacake 27 дней назад

That was a juicy crunch from the Cricket 😂

@litothemanlapid1259 27 дней назад

I watched Madame Web in a two-man show. The other person that watched it left mid-film. I was laughing so loudly on the other hand. The CPR scene call back make holler so loud.

@labradude 10 дней назад

You guys forgot that in the movie, the fireworks warehouse was literally on fire a week before and was deemed unsafe. So someone decided it would be a good idea to reuse said building to store fireworks the week after.

@ianbrundige9069 27 дней назад

Challengers review incoming I hope

@airs1234 28 дней назад

I nearly wet myself with the “is it under the carpet” thing.

@user-tx8ts1fw4w 27 дней назад

Averyl being a good Judy and saving the life of that pilled out mate of her’s we literally stan queen ❤

@zarastevens6614 27 дней назад

thank you for keeping the cricket in the edit🤣

@paulilorenz3039 26 дней назад

[*audible crunch of Avaryl taking a life] might be the most context specific hilarious pehonemon to occur to me this month

@m.alexanderfields677 28 дней назад

I fucking love you guys. That shit was hilarious

@reentee 27 дней назад

The crunching will stay with me for life

@iain9757 27 дней назад

I have never read Spider-Man comic but this IS Spiderverse. Madame Web literally sees ALL timelines she’s at the Web of Time. Sure it’s not part of the film series Spiderverse but it’s part of the Spider-Man cinematic multiverse like she’s co workers with Ben Parker Peters uncle. Did **no one** explain who she was playing to her?

@alexanderluna4598 27 дней назад

When they say spiderverse they mean tomverse. Marvel isnt letting them join the tomverse so they cant officially say they arent part of the spiderverse

@iain9757 27 дней назад

@@alexanderluna4598 ok but Madame Webb the character sees all timelines so you can say that without using the word spiderverse which are Sony animated pictures films

@Starmongoose 27 дней назад

That noise that turned out to be a spider(?) was giving me heavy Practical Magic death-cricket energy. Careful on the road! Dont fall in love!

@kt2725 27 дней назад

the great cricket fiasco of 2024, never forget

@MattHawes 26 дней назад

The review is worth watching for the whole cricket/spider section alone with you two. LOL!

@cpcathy 17 дней назад

Dakota just tells it like it is. Her parents divorced when she was tiny, they both had drug problems, we act like she’s the daughter of Hollywood royalty but that’s hardly the case.

@anntastic100 27 дней назад

Watch her try to open the Pepsi cans throughout the movie 😂

@jacobandrew8696 27 дней назад

That cricket-spider moment gave such Katya and the cockroach energy!!😂😂💀

@lemoncherry2092 28 дней назад

OMG OMG Yes wishes come true! I had the best time with my mum laughing with this movie for 2 seconds & at everything else. Knew for a fact it would be a hot campy fire bomb like the incredible Hulk(08) ready for ya'll...as someone who reads the comics this movie is so off the wall its becomes a mock bad movie 😂😂

@stephaniefrost4910 27 дней назад

2003, what a year! 😂

@GAZMAN2002 27 дней назад

I think the issue is Sony has, the rights to spiderman as long as they keep making films otherwise it will revert back to Marvel and Disney so Sony will keep making movies even if they are terrible.

@iain9757 27 дней назад

But they can literally make any Spider-Man related film with any character across the what 80 years of Spider-Man related characters but they just what their “villains” spin off cinematic universe

@a-go-go19 27 дней назад

theres so much to be said about this movie but watching it in an empty theater was an unparalleled experience. Don't regret it lol (idk if yall mention this but watching three girls, on the run from a murderous dude decide to start table dancing in a *diner* was SO odd like-- this was for the trailer right? who in their right mind is like "theres a murderer after me, I should grind to brittney spears"?)

@freddiegrace3770 13 дней назад

This movie made me never want to drink Pepsi again!

@Val.Killmonger 13 дней назад

The Dean Martin spy spoofs are currently on Tubi in the US. Avaryl is right, they are delightful.

@bigoistin9125 23 дня назад

Ok I'll say it. The way johnson no-sells talking heads reads so much like autism and it's amazing 👏

@eddiejimenez6098 27 дней назад

Avaryl is a hero, that cpr story is amazing tbh

@MiqelDotCom 21 день назад

And HOW does he still have the spider in his house *30 years* later?

@darkmask5933 25 дней назад

I know it's not usually your thing, but any chance you guys would wanna do a special review of the newest Dr. Who episode? It stars Jinkx Monsoon as this week's villain, The Maestro! I think you'd guys love it!

@jjrose234 27 дней назад

Your references are so good! I literally watched this episode of will and Grace (34:08) yesterday and I’ll never not think of maya Rudolph’s “too what end!” - I sing that all the time

@jjrose234 27 дней назад

And the comeback too! We’d definitely be friends

@lukeyxcx 19 дней назад

FINALLY watched this and I'm SO glad you guys also copped that this movie just had Dakota Johnson playing herself, it was the first thing I wrote in my notes hahahaha

@amaeheartscoffeeeee Месяц назад

Yessssssssssssssss. Ded. Also is there a a Dune / Dune 2 review coming??

@LauraMariaOsorioArenas 27 дней назад

We need it! I think they mentioned Dune in another review but we deserve a full one!!

@ughwhymustthisoccur 27 дней назад

"i mean the size of the thing..." an iconique episode for the books!!!

@beccabattalio 26 дней назад

That cricket bit…riveting, that editing…beautiful, that cricket commentary and scream…hilarious. A true masterpiece.

@GustavoFernandesKing 27 дней назад

43:29 what we do in the shadows review when?

@JoeCharlesKaye 28 дней назад

Please send help. My friends and I can’t stop pronouncing it “Ma Damn Web!”

@bloggerblogg5878 27 дней назад

Anther connection guys: in one of the Power Rangers movie, the main villain says: "it's smells like teenagers" with a weird accent, and there is bad CGI.

@bruja2591 27 дней назад

The cricket fiasco was insane and i cried laughing

@deeconstruction8163 27 дней назад

Jiminy! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

@gavinneedham2013 Месяц назад

I honestly find Dakota Johnson so annoying 😬. Like even if what she says is the truth it’s not refreshing. There’s no humour with it or said in jest it’s just mean. Like a bad read.

@martingomezmarinich7059 26 дней назад

Not avaryl killing madame cricket

@anntastic100 27 дней назад

When she pulls focus at that baby shower jeeeezzeee also I haven't seen the movie just a million clips 😂

@martingomezmarinich7059 6 дней назад

I just realized we dont have a moviebeaches review of devil wears prada???

@patrickbraue4644 25 дней назад

The cricket segment had me rolling on the floor laughing XD

@Purplebeamer 27 дней назад

27:57 sold. i have to watch this now my god.

@TamB89 28 дней назад

Omg, Amy Jo Johnson shoutout! ❤

@lukeyxcx 28 дней назад

Oh this is gonna be a good one

@JuanHernandez-ys6wl 27 дней назад

Madame Web 2 and then…the MovieBitches reviewwwwwww!

@NOWTHATSWHATICALLANGST 17 дней назад

the spider people had the photos developed. like kodak or canon intl. or like the mystic cave pool also double as a one hr photo. and then they used her mom's journal as a hand writing sample to sign the back of the pictures cuz Las Aranas lol

@huntertainment2 27 дней назад

the cricket had thoughts too rip lil guy

@YellowishTV 24 дня назад

Andrew didn't say palindrome! quelle suprise!

@bafbaas1210 8 дней назад

i saw on letterbox you guys didn't like challengers, what happened?

@effyelvira 27 дней назад

Emma Roberts was in that mess? 😂😂😂

@ughwhymustthisoccur 27 дней назад

praying for your little intern to come through (i also have very little skill :( )

@LauraMariaOsorioArenas 27 дней назад

Mándame Cricket!🦗

@msr760 24 дня назад

I fully thought that was a cricket sound effect because you both somehow forgot the word "spider-man" at first

@RichardApperition 4 дня назад

Sony is not "hanging on" to the Spider-verse, Sony owns Spider-man permanently for the past 2 decades and for the time being unless Disney buy's Sony.

@danielklemens1416 27 дней назад

Your call backs/quotes to other films is insane.

@tatianamelendez490 28 дней назад

I was scream laughing at the epic cricket/ spider saga. Oooooh, it's perfect thing to come home to after a long day at work! 😂

@huntress_9441 27 дней назад

Googled potato bug and I wish I hadn't

@johnsmith2875 27 дней назад

You did it 🙂. You did it 🙂!

@elizabetha.188 27 дней назад

I have a new found respect for Dakota!!

@Harryfeay 28 дней назад

Honestly I loved this movie so much. Is it good? No. But did I laugh and enjoy every campy absurd minute of it? Yes

@leothar 20 дней назад

To what end!? 🎶To what end?🎶

@2nd3rd1st 26 дней назад

49:53 There's pee in Pepsi, you heard it here first

@yesthisislevi. 27 дней назад

Andrew was just waiting the rest of the review to bring the cricket back. I command your restraint.

@JacobBroderickBacon 24 дня назад

This episode is comedy 👏 gold 👏.

@iain9757 27 дней назад

32:49 to be a sad nerd again Don’t worry about it because the MCU messed up Holland’s Spider-Man’s age. Rumour is Madame Webb was meant to tie into Andrew Garfield Spider-Man so late 90s but they bumped it forward for Holland’s Spider-Man even know *none of it matters*

@martingomezmarinich7059 26 дней назад

DJ has the strangest energy ive ever seen... I dont think I can even describe it

@serenityq26 27 дней назад

i liked it. saw it twice. not as bad as i thought it would be. worst i can say is maybe it was too long? but ignoring the "not comic accurate at all" of it all, i had fun and laughed. only film i liked dakota johnson in so far