Madame Web SPOILER REVIEW (Deleted Spider-Man Connections) 

“Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility.”

"There's no way Kraven can be this bad." Famous last words.

Usually i watch these spoiler reviews after i watch the film, not this time.

You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web. 😂

You forgot the reference when sydney sweeny says “ he was crawling like a spider…….person”😂😂

Every line out of Ezekiel’s mouth and his delivery was pure comedy gold

Madam web was so disappointing, makes morbius look like the dark knight 😭

Chris’ face in the thumbnail made me burst out laughing 😭😭😭

I’m not even joking when I say as I was watching and after finishing the movie all I could think was what in the actual fuck was Sony thinking 💀

I bet you in Deadpool and Wolverine, they’re gonna poke fun at the Sony Spider-Man universe.

I've never seen cris this frustrated with a movie probably since morbius 😂

Chris, you did NOT have to recreate the pillow scene 😭

I liked when Michael Keaton said, in his Batman voice, " What the hell is this? Batman out."

This movie is so bad it hurt me as a Spider-Man fan. I have never seen a movie this bad in my life. I feel sorry for the people who had witnessed this movie

I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥

It's fitting I'm watching a review of this movie while taking a dump

13:04 omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that found that scene somewhat inappropriate 😭

9:55 😂 poor Chris. That is the look of a broken man lol

Morbius: "Why are you doing this to us?!"

Madame web knows not to mess with Peter's canon events.

Sony is so greedy like just give the Spiderman rights back to marvel

So basically Sony learnt nothing from Morbius

13:11 bro was too realistic xd

Appreciation comment: Cris I think myself and others would like to thank you for not letting us pay tickets and snacks seeing this thing called , “ a movie” . Spoiler review videos of bad movies always make me enjoy your humor and character a lot, wanting more.

This movie made Morbius look like the best movie ever made

I wonder when Sony is gonna get the hint they don’t know how to handle the Spider-Man property when it comes to these live action separate universe movies.

Madame Web turns into madame madness

Cris, I can't believe you, i can't believe that you were in the amazon with my mother researching spiders right before she died

It’s so hard for me to believe that Sony won’t use the name peter or Spider-Man even tho they freaking own the rights, my only guess is the reason they won’t say the name is because I guess marvel would get a chuck of money idk

I fully agree with you, when Ezekiel started talking at the start of the movie, i was seriously thinking there was something wrong with the sound in the cinema or something, it just did not add up, but it never went away, and it went way downhill from there. Just to mention/add to some of your points: The babyshower scene was completely ridiculous with the blank piece of paper and her just rambling about her mom's death, why tf did she even go there? Ben and Mary could have been a spoken reference, they did not need to cast anyone for those rolws. The Las Aranas guy in Peru spoke better english than her, not bad for a hidden Peruvian native spiderpeople tribe. It could have used some explanation on Ezekiel's suit or how he got his powers. The fuk was that NSA password about, I am required to use a mixedbag 12character minimal to read my newspaper account, but the NSA uses just Y920B375 ? (or something silimar) And yeah, the Nsa face-detect-deage-tech made no sense. if Ezekiel has NSA access, how did he not find her going to Peru through fluffin airport security? She pulled the license plate of a numbered/marked taxi to do what, make it more obvious to be stolen? Plus, where the hell did she suddenly get a new appartment from at the end? To end my rant: Why were the spiderwomen more in the trailer than in the movie? I did not just "not like" this movie, i straight up hated having watched it.

If Kraven is as bad or worse than what Madame Web is being described as, there will be no words other than "how?" and "wtf?"

You know what's sad is a evil spiderman sounds really interesting. A guy with strength speed senses and wall crawling is pretty scary. Shame

Hearing Chris curse is definitely a highlight and goes to show how bad this movie turned out

Perfect timing. Been requesting a Spidey Cringetro for a few years now. Harry finds a hobo(Cris) in the Osborn mansion at the end of Spidey 2 instead of the Goblin’s lair. Cris: Is it Pizza Time Yet?

Now I know I don't need to pay for a ticket. Thanks Chris

Hopefully Sydney Sweeney plays Gwen Stacy for Tom Holland Spider-Man movies for 4 5 or 6

My favourite part is when she ask Ben and I quote (DID I DIE)

Save coyote versus Acme there is still a chance this movie will come out hopefully

“Is this the right train?”

Plot twist: the entire film is a movie within a movie and that’s why it sucks

I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂

OMG!!! You imitating the girls doing CPR had me DYING!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣I think I replayed 13:11 20X LOL

You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie

This review was enlightening, thanks Chris! 😂

The zoom ins at the beginning when Ezekiel kills the mum 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

The thing that made Madam Web cool was the fact she allowed us to interact with the different versions of spiderman

Chrisis recreation of the cpr scene was so aquarium but uet so damn funny

Chris bro I love when you upload while im at the skate park dude, great way to relax after a session and your wearing a HUF shirt!!!

The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.

19:45 Wait until Kraven is even worse and we all tell Chris: "You were saying?"

Your reviews are always the best. Keep up the excellent content Chris!!!👍👍👍

Anyone else notice the guy on the subway playing the PSP? Guess Sony forgot their own product came out in 2005

Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.

Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window Madame web opens the window The bird flys through the window unharmed She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10

Let's all take a moment to appreciate what Chris has gone through to make this video. He bought a ticket to watch Madame Web in a theater, drove to a theater, and then watched Madame Web. After that, he had to formulate his thoughts on Madame Web. And finally, Sean shot, edited, and uploaded this review. That takes a lot of inner strength to do all of that.

18:19 She knows that it’s a canon event 💀

14:49 Chris had me dead with his reaction 😂😂😭

Imagine sitting through a bad movie AND THEN sitting through the entire end credits just for there to be no end credit scene

I chuckled a lot through this review. Great job!!!

I was the first like and I've been watching you for the past couple of months I love watching your man You are cool and a lot of the movies I I'm about to watch but come out this year will be because of you.

“Hilarious …and dumb.” All I need to know, 😂

The Amazone line about her mom sounds so AI-generated and like Amazon's Alexa....

Thanks for taking one for the team.

the pumping motion under the desk got me cracking on the floor.

Thanks Cris, I really needed this... great review as always. Also do you think Mr Beast will buy Coyote vs ACME?🤔🕷❤

I got here as soon I saw this video pop up on my feed 😂

Your CPR bit cracked me up. You nailed it

You the goat Chris !

Whenever people complain about the mcu Just a friendly reminder it’s not as bad as you make to be when Sony is over here shitting themselves making their spider man villain/antihero cinematic universe

This review had me crying 😂 thank you Chris

"It's peter borning time" was my favorite line frr

"WHAT ARE WE? SOME KINDA MADAM WEBS..?"

Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power

awesome video 3c films

This is defintley your most funniest video 3C🤣😭😭

3c knows how to oil me up

She went to Peru to hang out with paddington bruh

Whats crazy is, these Spiderman spinoffs could actually work if they would've planned better. You have rights to all these Spiderman variants... Make one of them fight Venom or Morbius. At least that'd be kinda satisfying.. maybe.

🤣🤣 ph god I had such a crap day, watched your video and I am now in a great mood 😂. Best content on RU-vid bro 👏🏼✌🏼

Ben is dying to be an uncle

I have never ever EVER heard anyone say “hangry.” I don’t know why they are still trying to make that a thing. 😆🤮

"new york city is getting a whole new level of crazy these days" 😂

13:07 I was basically thinking the same thing too! God I’m so happy that I’m not alone!

It's Madame Time🕸

Cahoneys is such a funny word to me

Thank you Chriiiis!!! I shall wait until it’s free on cable while it plays in the background while I check my phone 25 times

My favorite line was when madame web said, “Its Madame-webbing time!”

Defeats villain. Throws him out window. HEROES

13:13 WTH bro😂

5:51 they do so much exposition to tell us how the bird lived 😂 but then we get no context as to how the ghost projection powers work

Chris!!!! OMG I'm choking with laughter. This movie really showed you something 😂😂😂

It's just hilarious to think that Madame Web knows Richard, Mary, and Ben Parker are going to die and will do nothing about it

I actually thought this movie was fun 🤷‍♂️. Yeah some of the dialogue/exposition was rough 😬, but I thought Dakota and Sydney were great. Also the glimpses we see of the spiderwomen in action were f*cking awesome!!! I would love to see these characters again! 😎

13:09 had me weak !! You are hilarious😅

The whole movie seems like a group of friends in middle school creating some sort of superhero movie for a project..

Can’t wait for this movie to hit digital I’ll have my own opinion on this

Hi chucky boy!! ❤ I’m early! I watched it yesterday and it was meh..

The visor was better than those shades that were too big for her face lol

“There’s no way kraven can be this bad.” Are you sure about that?

Someone clip Chris doing the CPR bit😂