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@YMS 6 месяцев назад

We streaming. RU-vid: www.RU-vid.com/@YMSPlays/live Twitch: www.twitch.tv/ymsplays

@alberto.jaramillo 6 месяцев назад

This was good, i can wait for your synecdoche review now.

@CaptianDerp69 6 месяцев назад

i thought madam web was a old blind woman , idk who that lady is supposed to be?

@wombatjack3995 6 месяцев назад

@@AmazingLucasExposedstfu and go protest black on black gang violence like a good usual suspect

@Lesley_RedRhody 6 месяцев назад

@@CaptianDerp69 She’s Fifty Shades of Miscast.

@tombielecku799 6 месяцев назад

You gonna make a vid on the holdovers 🥺

@AlexWebb101 6 месяцев назад

My favourite part of Madame Web was when the villain was heroically defeated by Pepsi

@kerobop 6 месяцев назад

technically it was just the "S" from Pepsi

@comixproviderftw_02 6 месяцев назад

Ezekiel dies via Pepsi sign. Specifically the letter S. This represents that Spider-Man starts with S.

@DOOMStudios 6 месяцев назад

Can’t wait for your future video: “how the internet turned Madame Web into a meme.”

@Thenameless1 6 месяцев назад

You're confusing this with Pepsi man, the corporate hero.

@ahmadkaien 6 месяцев назад

@@comixproviderftw_02 *Yells* SYMBOLISM, IM SMART

@seanb.6793 6 месяцев назад

Teens needing an empty theatre to be alone with your date? Here’s your movie.

@thunderpantz 6 месяцев назад

Popcorn surprise with the Dune 2 sandworm bucket.

@jesusramirezromo2037 6 месяцев назад

Somewhere out there, A baby has been conceived in a Madam Web screening

@legochickenguy4938 6 месяцев назад

@@jesusramirezromo2037 his name? adolf hitler jr.

@cosmosofinfinity 6 месяцев назад

@@jesusramirezromo2037How do I shot web?

@morgangunning30 6 месяцев назад

I'm not a teen but I did drag my boyfriend to see wonka with me last week and the theater was entirely deserted. it was actually a wonderful time

@ajford3973 6 месяцев назад

The reason why “he was in the Amazon with my mom where she was researching Spiders right before she died” went viral is because it’s the perfect example of delivering exposition as awkward and unbelievable as you can. She sounded like she was in a Nathan Fielder show.

@guyanomaly 6 месяцев назад

To be fair, DJ always sounds like she’s in a Nathan Fielder bit.

@Dyrnwynn 6 месяцев назад

@@guyanomalyIts weird. She's been quite good in a few movies, including Suspiria as Adam mentioned. The other stuff I've seen her in, she was either somewhat wooden or outright terrible.

@Kango234 6 месяцев назад

Not just that, but it feels like they stuck the part about spiders in at the last second to remind everyone this is a Spider-Man movie.

@TheZigzagman 6 месяцев назад

@@Dyrnwynn Maybe the directors on the movies you like are better than the ones you don't.

@gyromothman 6 месяцев назад

I’d compare it to the “THIS IS KATANA” line from Suicide Squad but that wouldn’t sell how much worse this movie is than SS 2016

@Imgema 6 месяцев назад

"I'm giving this a 1. It's closer to a 10 than a 2".

@donovanjoseph737 6 месяцев назад

integer underflow

@hakancarlsson2881 4 месяца назад

He should have used that line!

@shawklan27 6 месяцев назад

"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." Is one of the most inspired lines in movie history. Truly moving stuff.

@lakegroce685 6 месяцев назад

I saw the memes before the trailer, I was like “ There is no way this is a real line. There is no way a real human could write and listen to that and think that is good.” And then I watched the trailer and remembered life is strange than fiction. Like did a scalper who worked during the strike write this?

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

1990: “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” 2024: “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.” Truly an evolution of film for sure… 😬🤦🏼‍♂️

@bananasinfrench 6 месяцев назад

And that, folks, is why you always read your drafts aloud before calling them final

@robotrix 6 месяцев назад

And Nepo Baby Dakota finds nothing wrong with that She's her mother's daughter for sure.

@PrimmsHoodCinema 6 месяцев назад

3:49 I like how the actress acts like that line is normal lol. It's not. It's robotic and amateurish.

@fuqumang 6 месяцев назад

that bit when the director was talking about what movies she likes it genuinely sounds like after she found out she got the job she was like "oh shit i'm directing a movie, i guess i should watch a few to prepare" like what???

@eval_is_evil 6 месяцев назад

She certainly sounds like a 'wamen' 😂 no but seriously I was stunned when I heard that

@nerddoctors 6 месяцев назад

It is amazing that some people get hired. Sony really wanted the cheapest people in Hollywood

@TurbopropPuppy 6 месяцев назад

sony does not give a single flying fuck

@liam_pap 6 месяцев назад

And then saying Don't Look Now is the reason why Dakota Johnson is in a red jacket ????????????????

@seen921 6 месяцев назад

True

@KachZz 6 месяцев назад

My favourite part was when villain said "It's non of your business" and she said "I'm gonna make it MADAME business"

@DingbatToast 6 месяцев назад

Now that's a catchphrase

@MooMooCow95 6 месяцев назад

I’m here for this fanfiction nonsense

@AnoNymous-dh2sv 6 месяцев назад

> "I'm gonna make it MADAME business" and then she stabs the villain's neck, with her high heel.

@manboy4720 6 месяцев назад

@@AnoNymous-dh2sv and then everyone clapped, and the director got an award.

@OokileyGMR 6 месяцев назад

✋ 😑 🤚 Absolute cinema

@bluechalk6275 6 месяцев назад

Dakota Johnson seems completely jaded with the film industry and is now passively trolling everyone around her. Welcome back, Marlon Brando.

@ross6789 6 месяцев назад

She’s truly in her Island of Dr Moreau era with this one.

@debodatta7398 6 месяцев назад

>Dakota Johnson seems completely jaded with the film industry and is now passively trolling everyone around her. Welcome back, Marlon Brando. Genuinely so cringe, you know she's an advanced nepo baby right, so advanced regular nepo babies complain about how many connected family members she has...

@dobtoronto 6 месяцев назад

⁠⁠⁠@@debodatta7398does her having connected parents discount her being jaded?

@rensenwaremp3 6 месяцев назад

nepo baby who still somehow manages to have godawful management booking her on projects like this, i'd be jaded too! @@debodatta7398

@hope-cat4894 6 месяцев назад

@@debodatta7398The fact that her connections hasn't gotten her into a good movie shows those connections don't mean anything. It's not advancing her career for one thing.

@CERTAIND00M 6 месяцев назад

"Be the cringe you want to see in the world." -Adum Web

@mpeanut5066 6 месяцев назад

Adame Web

@unseen289 6 месяцев назад

Madum Web

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

mAdum Web

@Iliekmudkipzlol 6 месяцев назад

Madumb Web

@NatsumiMovies 6 месяцев назад

This entire movie feels like it was scientifically engineered for an Adum & Pals video

@koenvandamme6901 6 месяцев назад

I'm not sure, does it have furries?

@winterzealot 6 месяцев назад

Hell yeah

@TerrenceNowicki 6 месяцев назад

I'm looking forward to the inevitable Madvomovies release.

@frederickshaibani5655 6 месяцев назад

I can't WAIT until Scoot comes in with some spicy takes on it lmao

@lanzer22 6 месяцев назад

That's the highest praise I've ever heard for a 1/10 movie

@nagger8216 6 месяцев назад

Excuse you, you missed a '0'

@thisisnotaustin1 6 месяцев назад

@@nagger8216 1/100

@devilmaycrysarockingdontcome 6 месяцев назад

@@nagger8216 1/100?

@unquestionableexistance8704 6 месяцев назад

@@nagger82161/100 Yeah that makes sense :)

@chexmixkitty 6 месяцев назад

@@nagger8216 1/100 it is then!

@Deepfried_duck 6 месяцев назад

The main villain in the movie gets hit by a vehicle twice and dies by a falling Pepsi sign

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

As you do...

@donovanjoseph737 6 месяцев назад

Don't drink soda kids, it'll kill you...

@russellhunter363 3 месяца назад

Death by Pepsi

@jareththegoblinking3191 3 месяца назад

Id say it was because it was his fate to die that way abd not by anything else but that sounds dumb

@WackyJack322 6 месяцев назад

You can't convince me that these Not-Spiderman movies aren't some sort of "Springtime for Hitler" fraud scheme.

@thunderpantz 6 месяцев назад

From my understanding, Sony has a 5 year grace period to make a picture with the property before the rights revert back to Marvel.

@nagger8216 6 месяцев назад

@@thunderpantz^This. That's the only reason these movies exist, that and Sony trying to hop on the cinematic universe train (like 5 years after that trend faded away). It's the same reason we were going to get another Spider-Man trilogy not even 10 years after the original trilogy concluded. These Sinister Six (or whatever the fuck) movies are very similar to those shitty Amazing Spider-Man films in almost every aspect, from the corporate side of it to the final product being a giant piss-take. We're basically getting spin-offs of those two movies right now.

@Rebazar 6 месяцев назад

Really all corporate IP fuckery is fraud if you think about it for a second

@sandequation2653 6 месяцев назад

It's got to be. They are stacking the rosters for each one with the most obviously poor crew choices. They must be sabotaging the scripts too, because we know from Lady Ghostbusters that they test these movies endlessly.

@Maxisamo1 6 месяцев назад

@@thunderpantzRight, so they basically HAD to make these pieces of shit (though they could have put more effort in) in order to hold onto the rights

@kingsleycy3450 6 месяцев назад

Just like how La La Land is a masterpiece because it got every filmmaking decision right, Madame Web is a masterpiece because it got every filmmaking decision wrong. Also, big up Adam for being one of the few RU-vidrs not treating Madame Web like it's the end of the world

@celphiro9372 6 месяцев назад

The only way to get every answer wrong is to know which are right 💯 🔥

@DerpASherpa117 6 месяцев назад

It honestly takes talent to make the WRONG decision every single time. Bravo, S.J. Bravo.

@TheSkulleh 6 месяцев назад

@@celphiro9372 or just be colossally stupid. Source: my math results throughout my highschool years.

@aSimpleTailor 6 месяцев назад

Is La La Land honestly Masterpiece good?

@HE13272326 5 месяцев назад

Moonlight was a masterpiece for sure

@bleach00101 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part was when the teenage girls asked Dakato Johnson if she would protect them and she said “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

@luiginastro8831 6 месяцев назад

Dakato 💀

@pond0479 6 месяцев назад

Bully Johnson.

@turnipbeybladespinner7836 6 месяцев назад

"You'll get your protection when you fix this DAMN DOOR" - Bully Johnson

@gazem_3211 6 месяцев назад

And then she says "see ya chump" before driving away.

@TheTrueChuster 6 месяцев назад

Then she proceeded to dance around them while the hit-song "Had Sex Pooped my Pants".

@billygreggory7899 6 месяцев назад

I love how the main villain didn't have any web powers to swing from building to building. So I just imagine him diving a car waiting on the lights to turn green in full costume

@redwaytoo 6 месяцев назад

The promotion for this where Dakota Johnson passively shit-talked the movie was hilarious

@Jonah-720 6 месяцев назад

Missed that. I only keep hearing how she doesn’t see any problem with the golden line from the trailer haha

@SquadPoop 6 месяцев назад

Like how she's also said in interviews she hasn't watched the finished movie and has no intention to.

@DerpASherpa117 6 месяцев назад

I think she wants to strangle her agent after this. She's by no means an A-list actress but she still has talent. For this to be part of her filmography is cringe incarnate.

@heliopyre 6 месяцев назад

@@DerpASherpa117 I had heard she fired her agent after this.

@Eidlones 6 месяцев назад

@DerpASherpa117 She's basically confirmed that she thought she was joining the MCU, and fired her agent.

@brendo7363 6 месяцев назад

Dakota Johnson is an absolute personality vacuum and the best possible choice for a character nobody could ever possibly care about.

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

I couldn't escape the Madame's Web.

@14funnybunny1 6 месяцев назад

She’s a bad actress to me. Nepobaby

@TheGatita990 6 месяцев назад

you're so wrong

@yurilouback6331 6 месяцев назад

Gotta agree. I don't usually pay much attention to acting, unless it's out of the ordinary good/bad. At one point watching Madam Web I noticed Dakota's character didn't really seem to have any kind of personality whatsoever. She was just...There. Felt like a robot trying to emulate human feelings

@star-rock6466 4 месяца назад

@@14funnybunny1 wtf does nepobaby even means ?

@peachyladybird5314 6 месяцев назад

the writing was so funny 💀 "NO MY SPIDERS!" "Can we- at least- get sandwiches?" "I don't have a neuromuscular disorder!"

@MM-jc7uv 6 месяцев назад

Please tell me those lines are said chronologically in one scene

@Spyrotastic141 6 месяцев назад

@@MM-jc7uvSadly, no. But they all made me burst out laughing in the cinema

@Spyrotastic141 6 месяцев назад

Me and a couple friends saw this movie on opening night and we've been non-stop quoting it to eachother ever since. It was a beautiful car crash of a movie

@boybutch 6 месяцев назад

WHERE IS MY SPIDER!

@marianokaz1503 6 месяцев назад

"WHAT the HELL."

@thejesuschrist 6 месяцев назад

thank you

@hanifarroisimukhlis5989 6 месяцев назад

omg it's jesus herbrand christ!

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

Many blessings on this Morbumiss day, m'Lord!

@kikosawa 6 месяцев назад

i haven't yet sinned today, which one should i commit?

@J-Pow 6 месяцев назад

Jesus knows what's up

@manboy4720 6 месяцев назад

hey, i'm glad you got out that cave!

@casualkitty1381 6 месяцев назад

Dakota Johnson has now been in a movie that makes 50 Shades of Grey far less embarrassing.

@vincenttapia2037 6 месяцев назад

At least thoe help get her career started. This could honestly kill it.

@mallios13 6 месяцев назад

Any actress can build a career out of being in shitty movies. Not every actress can do so with such a high profile. Dakota Johnson: High profile shit.

@coveruplies 6 месяцев назад

Yall need to watch susperia Amazing movie with Dakota

@hanifarroisimukhlis5989 6 месяцев назад

FU i like 50 shades (was teenager at the time)

@nerddoctors 6 месяцев назад

True true haha

@rotkev 6 месяцев назад

I’ve watched a lot of movies too, including The French Connection, a Christopher Nolan movie, and American Psycho 2. With my vast experience, I feel I am the right man (or woman if need be) to direct the Flash Thompson movie.

@norahfarber7001 6 месяцев назад

someone on Letterboxd said “this makes morbius look like the godfather” and I couldn’t agree more

@robloggia 6 месяцев назад

If Morbius is The Godfather, then Madame Web is The Godfather III.

@MM-jc7uv 6 месяцев назад

This movie was a waste of madame time

@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 2 месяца назад

👏

@erinford4267 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@versaillestheeverything Месяц назад

Underrated comment afffff 😂

@BlazingOwnager 6 месяцев назад

My favorite past project from this director was a Game of Thrones spin-off. Because it got considered unwatchable and sealed in a vault.

@bondfall0072 6 месяцев назад

you can't drop this knowledge bomb and not elaborate.

@Alex-bf8hs 6 месяцев назад

Really? Which game of thrones spin-off? I heard about one with Niamoi Watts that I was interested in, but was it a different one?

@beethewasp1206 6 месяцев назад

Im going to need a full break down on that asap

@Longshanks1690 6 месяцев назад

@@bondfall0072Before HOTD, there was a prequel series planned about the first Long Night called Bloodmoon, and… we basically know nothing about it save a couple of leaked BTS photos and that black people were to be the Children of the Forest before they got cursed to look like how they do in the main series. But whatever else was in it, it was considered so bad even GRRM himself wasn’t allowed to see it.

@dalek--ck9oy 6 месяцев назад

Commenting incase op elaborates

@MillywiggZ 6 месяцев назад

She really do be webbing. The first ‘Strand Type’ actor, she only wants to be in roles with string/rope/spider webs just look at her previous roles: ‘50 Shades of grey’ (rope stuff) ‘Susperia’ (rope costumes) ‘Madam Web’ (web stuff that looks like rope) Can’t wait to see her in the next ‘Death Stranding’ game.

@Shades14 6 месяцев назад

Dear Sony, Give up while you're behind.

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

Signed, Everyone

@Dionysian.Cryptid 6 месяцев назад

On the contrary I want them to keep going. We need more cringe in the world.

@Dyrnwynn 6 месяцев назад

Sony should invest more in the animators and other underpaid / overworked people behind the Spider-Verse movies.

@Sawolf151 6 месяцев назад

Unless it's animation but still yeah... we're good.

@sophietwilight5051 6 месяцев назад

i think they should keep going

@CringeRat 6 месяцев назад

At the risk of sounding petty, S.J. Clarkson looks and sounds like Kristen Wiig parodying a film director (in these promos, at least). The SNL Sketch thing was an apt metaphor.

@soulknight5330 6 месяцев назад

This is violently accurate

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 6 месяцев назад

A origin story without an origin? Sony, you incompetent bastard.

@nerddoctors 6 месяцев назад

They did it to just keep the rights without having to do any work

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 6 месяцев назад

@@nerddoctors Disney is like: is it mean to laugh at this point?

@MrProg-ey3tl 6 месяцев назад

There was an origin, remember? He was in the amazon with her mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

@janthran 6 месяцев назад

it had the origin just not the story

@Armentitron 6 месяцев назад

There was a line of dialogue that went like "he was crawling on the wall... like some sort of Spider... person". The bad guy also literally sounded like a bad anime dub from the 80s

@matthewcrome Месяц назад

That's on the level of Suicide Squad title drop

@CaptainGinyu 6 месяцев назад

"was it a movie? debatably sure." comin out the gate swinging

@UGLYSQUID 6 месяцев назад

Chris Stuckmann didn’t wanna talk bad about the film but I knew YMS would.

@delugesofgrandeur 6 месяцев назад

Chris Cuckmann.

@gojiratar1132 6 месяцев назад

His vid was more of "what's allowing movies as bad as this to be churned out as of late"

@delugesofgrandeur 6 месяцев назад

@@gojiratar1132 His vid was more "I don't want to offend anyone because I want to make movies now."

@axiss5840 6 месяцев назад

@@delugesofgrandeurFact. He's a coward.

@delugesofgrandeur 6 месяцев назад

@@axiss5840 Super bitch move on his part.

@ColonelCorson 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part of the movie was when Madame Web said "It's time to surf the web".

@garysanders7935 6 месяцев назад

This comment hasn’t been funny in 2 years.

@yuzmanito 6 месяцев назад

Not without a word from our sponsor...

@iamarabicandiloveamericanp7137 6 месяцев назад

@@garysanders7935well judging from the amount of likes people found it funny

@unquestionableexistance8704 6 месяцев назад

@@garysanders7935This complain hasn't been impactful in 2 years

@Dyrnwynn 6 месяцев назад

And then she grabbed Marc Webb, director of the Amazing Spider-Man films, and used him as a board to catch some bitchin' waves, bro!

@samantharushing6827 6 месяцев назад

He tried imitating the vocal fry from the movie but I heard no difference from his normal voice 😭

@Ryanska_u 6 месяцев назад

Even worse about 2:30 is that Madame web is actually an old woman in the comics, that barely has super powers. No one would've known who this is 🤣

@evanrussell4211 6 месяцев назад

A version of madame web is an old women, but a lot of time in the comics she's not. Her most popular iteration is definitely the 90s animated spiderman show tho.

@Moonhermit- 6 месяцев назад

An old blind woman, literally stuck on a life support throne shaped like a web. Basically the Spider-man version of Professor Xavier, except vastly less powerful and somehow even less mobile. A supporting character that only shows up in some of the comics and adaptations, never had her own story arc, never had her own comics, pretty much just a character to be used as a plot element in much better stories. Kraven the Hunter at least had his own comics. In fact, I was gonna make a joke about this being the same as making a movie about Jimmy Olson, BUT JIMMY OLSON ACTUALLY HAD HIS OWN SUPERMAN SPIN-OFF COMICS!!!

@Ryanska_u 6 месяцев назад

@@evanrussell4211 interesting interesting. Still very obscure through

@nagger8216 6 месяцев назад

Even as someone who's a Spider-Man fan, I've never heard of this character in my entire fucking life before this movie, and if I did I sure as hell don't remember. I mean, you can easily make the case that Morbius and Kraven are D listers, but at least I know who those guy are. I have no clue who Madame Web is.

@Crabgar 6 месяцев назад

@@nagger8216probably misremembering, but she was part of a weird storyline that dealt with spiderman being a special non x man "mutant" and how there is a whole multiverse of these spider mutants and psychic vampires hunting them or something. Idk look it up and also Kraven is not even close to a D list.

@donnydogpiss4533 6 месяцев назад

An old lady in my theater kept crying out "I don't want to eat Daddy's diarrhea anymore" randomly throughout the film's screening, until a guy got really angry and punched her on top of her head. I don't know if he knocked her out or what, but she didn't say anything else for the rest of the time.

@anahitaazadeh3449 6 месяцев назад

Total Tourette’s Death

@luiginastro8831 6 месяцев назад

No no, you're confused, that happens in the movie

@winterzealot 6 месяцев назад

This is the second comment of yours that made me cry from laughing so hard

@WomenRespecter9000 6 месяцев назад

This was such a an inspiring story, thank you ❤️

@Shinkajo 6 месяцев назад

How do you know she was a lady, was she wearing a tiara or something? Far from every woman is a lady.

@ezgames6925 6 месяцев назад

Can’t wait for the Morbius, Madame Web, and Kraven the Hunter crossover movie in a couple years from now.

@lpj2216 6 месяцев назад

Dont forget venom

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

The Morbvengers. Coming 2026 (likely never).

@trevorhock8442 6 месяцев назад

I’ve always wanted to see the three of them on screen together. Ever since I was little it’s all I’ve wanted

@dr.2335 6 месяцев назад

Madame Krabius: There will be a carnijj

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

"I'm Kraven some Morbin Time with you, Madame" - Venom

@forrestfire101 6 месяцев назад

Adum complaining about people’s voices is actually pretty funny 😂

@GigiBranconi 6 месяцев назад

Ikr. Like, Adum, my dude, you're funny, but... Pot, meet Kettle

@2doot 6 месяцев назад

Of all people, ofc it's Tina Belcher's voice double that has a say in this lmfaooo

@PraetorianMan 6 месяцев назад

TBF Adum isn't starring in a multi-tens of millions of dollars budget hollywood production.

@sarahmcfadden8990 6 месяцев назад

The only reason I knew who Madame Web was is that I'm a 90's kid that watched the animated Spiderman cartoon.

@kreuz7sieben 6 месяцев назад

I loved the 90s Spiderman cartoon and I don't know her at all 😂

@Wingedmagician 6 месяцев назад

why couldnt we get that madame web

@Fluffy6555 6 месяцев назад

I know her from that and the Shattered Dimensions game

@RenegadeVile 6 месяцев назад

I watched the hell out of that cartoon, but can't for the life of me remember Madame Webb being in it.

@Eidlones 6 месяцев назад

@RenegadeVile She's nothing like this. Look her up and it'll probly come back to you

@jmoneygreatestrapper 6 месяцев назад

Her stealing the most conspicuous vehicles possible with zero repercussions was so good. Like she steals a taxi in the middle of New York City, drops these girls off, drives BACK into the city, drives BACK into the wilderness, crashes that same taxi into a diner, then hides out in a motel with the partially destroyed taxi in plain sight, drives it to the airport, keeps it there while she flies to Peru, then drives the still destroyed taxi BACK into New York before ditching it to steal an ambulance from the paramedics. Incredible stuff.

@RuinaLux 6 месяцев назад

"This movie is pretty high up there for Most Vocal Fry." I found this line hilarious both for the intended reason and because of the irony of it coming from Adum, who also constantly has vocal fry.

@thsudy 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part is when they said “it’s morbin time” and they all pulled out their Pepsi

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

And gave it to the cop.

@armchairbrain 6 месяцев назад

Thank you, Madame Adum.

@trax72 6 месяцев назад

Madum?

@HateshWarkio 6 месяцев назад

Adume Web

@nagger8216 6 месяцев назад

That actually has a decent ring to it lol

@WitchChangkyun 6 месяцев назад

Adum Web

@ModifyBankai 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part of Madame Web was when Pepsi-Man said "It's Pepsi time" beat the main villain to death with a pepsi sign.

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

And the cop said "That IS, a tasty beverage" Wait, I'm sorry, "That is a tasty BEVERAGE" and sipped all over the place

@52344 6 месяцев назад

Pepsi man IS a Sony exclusive. So it is possible we get a Pepsi Man movie or Pepsi Man remake for the ps5

@bababababababa6124 6 месяцев назад

Charlottes Web (2006) > Madame Web (2024)

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

I remember watching that when I was a kid. It was cute and enjoyable.

@bleach00101 6 месяцев назад

Charlotte is actually previous incarnation. Remember ”her journey started long before she was born”

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

@@bleach00101 was her mother one of the spiders Madame Web’s mom was researching in the Amazon before she died?

@webbedshadow2601 6 месяцев назад

I remember watching Charlottes Web when I was little and I thought Charlotte was the name of the pig until I learned she's the spider

@jaden_bricker 6 месяцев назад

Google corrected your grammar and called it a translation 💀

@alexbrave9634 6 месяцев назад

I love how calm you sound, while other reviewers make it sound like this movie murdered their dog, you accepted the cringe and enjoyed. GOATed review as always!! Can't wait for the longer version.

@JustStop 6 месяцев назад

I loved the part in Madame Web where Dakota Johnson said 'Oh my god, there's a bang at the door!'

@Luke-ep7zk 6 месяцев назад

“Oh my god there’s a bang at the door!”

@lo.lo_marie 6 месяцев назад

One of my favorite soundbites😭

@penguinjay 6 месяцев назад

Yo, you gave me a FRIGHT MONICA, skee yee

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

It's... Doctor Michael Morbius, at my service?

@pikaus 6 месяцев назад

Madame Web is Morbius for women

@glorygloryholeallelujah 6 месяцев назад

Hmmm. Would that be called *Shebius* or *Morbishe?* I like Shebius, personally.

@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks 6 месяцев назад

@@glorygloryholeallelujahmorbsheus

@diromiz 6 месяцев назад

loved when she said "it's webbin time" and she webbed all over the place

@0TheJigsawKiller0 6 месяцев назад

morbius is for women

@axiss5840 6 месяцев назад

Girl Morbius

@Accountnamehere1968 6 месяцев назад

"If there are no good performances to be found in a movie, that's the fault of the director." Thank you so much for that. My father and I have pretty much agreed that performance quality is the one of the easiest signs for good or bad direction for years.

@robotrix 6 месяцев назад

See also The Last Airbender.

@Domus_Maximus 6 месяцев назад

I had a real moment after the movie ended when I realised "Madame Web" isn't said in the movie ONCE

@monkeybench 6 месяцев назад

When your solely tv director says "I've seen movies" as an accolade to why they're a movie director...you need a new director. My favourite line in the movie is when they say "you're the madame of this web. You are Madame Web."

@lamptrent 6 месяцев назад

the "From the producers who saw Shrek" of a new age

@scoutboo 6 месяцев назад

I appreciate Madame Web taking us back to the golden age of really bad but really fun superhero movies, like Daredevil and Catwoman

@comixproviderftw_02 6 месяцев назад

Between Morbius cutting their Spider-Man Easter eggs from the trailer out of the final movie and Madame Web showing the Spider-Women in suits in one scene and at the very end as sequelbait, I guess it’s tradition at this point for Sony to just lie to the audience. Which is appropriate given that they also lied to Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney into being in this movie. Had them thinking they were joining the MCU.

@DOOMStudios 6 месяцев назад

Sydney Sweeney doesn’t even realise this isn’t even in the MCU yet She said this yesterday: “That I can’t talk about it. It’s so hard because I talk so much … It was amazing, It was incredible, I’m so excited … I’m just really honoured to be a part of this.”

@comixproviderftw_02 6 месяцев назад

@@DOOMStudiosEh, just give her a while. Let her have this. She’s got the “Tyrese thinking Martin Scorsese watched Morbius” moment.

@overlookers 6 месяцев назад

Note: they are having Kraven being bitten by a lion in his movie and develop lion-esque superpowers

@comixproviderftw_02 6 месяцев назад

@@overlookersAnd mutant Rhino

@michaelm5542 6 месяцев назад

@comixproviderftw_02 please don't remind me of mutant Rhino... I love comics Rhino. They can never get him right.

@bbd121 6 месяцев назад

My favourite line was when the bad guy said "This is none of your d-mn business." And Dakota immediately replied, "I'm making it ma-dam business." It was amazing. The theater stood up and applauded. Then we all held hands and sang 'God save America'.

@witchwaist 6 месяцев назад

we love to see a Madame winning!

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

Dakota PWND-U-Son

@ChocolateChipGamer 6 месяцев назад

im glad you mentioned the shakey cam at the start, after you showed her previous credits it’s clear it’s from succession, it’s the same camera work as succession

@luiginastro8831 6 месяцев назад

In Succession it works and it makes sense, though. In this, well...

@mohsenunknown 6 месяцев назад

In the director's defense in regard to the bad audio, I'm pretty sure she watched the Tenet for it

@keithmichael112 6 месяцев назад

So Spidermaam got her powers from a special spider in the Amazon, then just happens to meet Uncle Ben, basically making sure Peter Parker will get bitten by a completely unrelated radioactive spider? A bit of a coincidence there

@Jane-oz7pp 6 месяцев назад

web of fate type stuff

@harliec2129 6 месяцев назад

Then designs himself a costume that looks nearly identical to the villains with no apparent influence from anywhere.... (and no, the costume does not look like a spider)

@nagger8216 6 месяцев назад

@@harliec2129Yeah, he just randomly designs a suit that looks identical to the main villain. Also, wouldn't people bring that up? "Hey, you look just like that guy that terrorized the city like 17 years ago. Same powers and everything. " JJ Jameson would absolutely use that as a way to talk shit. "Oh, he might be too young to fit the profile, but all that says is that he's the SON of that MENACE!" or something.

@Rusty_Spy 6 месяцев назад

cannon Evan

@kingsleycy3450 6 месяцев назад

Pretty sure they didn't reveal the baby to be Peter Parker because they legally can't use him

@Pers0n97 6 месяцев назад

"This is a very good 1/10" - YMS, 2024

@TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski 6 месяцев назад

This movie was filmed. The actors acted. The cgi was cgi'ied. The plot was plotted. This is truly a movie.

@07m07 6 месяцев назад

12:04 "A very funny 1/10." That's one of the funniest and most illuminating scores I've seen given in a film review.

@bianca31991 6 месяцев назад

I can't wait for this movie to come out on bluray. Not so I can watch it, but so I can watch Adum's in depth review.

@penguinjay 6 месяцев назад

his video would be triple the run time of the film picking apart this PIECE OF SHIT. I hope he doesn't make the review. This one might be the one that sends him over the edge lol.

@wickermind6668 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part of Madame Web was when RU-vid kept spamming exclusively Madame Web ads through my adblock thus making me not want to see the film out of spite.

@cjallin1119 6 месяцев назад

Honestly, with Dakota Johnson openly bashing this movie in interviews, I have to imagine the studio knew this movie was garbage and leaned hard into the "So bad you have to watch it! Go watch it now to laugh at it hahaha morbius lol" angle.

@gameb9oy 6 месяцев назад

I’m pretty sure they’ll at best treat it like morbius where the meme is no one actually saw it that wasn’t a reviewer and/or couldn’t figure out how to pirate it

@Jane-oz7pp 6 месяцев назад

After wasting the time to pirate and then watch Morbius... I want my money back. It was so bad it was bad, not even so bad it was good. If Sony expects us to trust the next one will be the good kind of bad, they're dreaming.

@anomalyrrrd 6 месяцев назад

That's why we should all wait until it comes out on piracy sites (HD, of course) to watch it and make fun of how inevitably terrible it is.

@luiginastro8831 6 месяцев назад

And it didn't work. It finished second opening weekend to the Bob Marley docufilm, or whatever that is.

@TimmyMcGowan 6 месяцев назад

A professional big budget movie director bragging that they have watched “so many films all the time” and then just listing some movies she’s seen is so funny dude

@Longshanks1690 6 месяцев назад

Coming soon… Spider-Man: There He Is! Starring Erik Estrada.

@donnydogpiss4533 6 месяцев назад

Darrre-eEEee-IZZ

@peposo7 6 месяцев назад

is he riding a motorcycle?

@ubermaster1 6 месяцев назад

Spider-Man: Here He Comes!

@mixwidman5458 6 месяцев назад

@@peposo7Ghost Spider

@Colddirector 6 месяцев назад

didja see that? the man kicked sand in spidey's face!

@cormoranstrike1544 6 месяцев назад

My favourite press interview for this is when Dakota Johnson said ‘yeah the 3 leads had great chemistry and were friends on set, and I wasn’t in on that’

@ChangedMyNameFinally69 6 месяцев назад

I love how miserable this movie seems to have made her

@EverGardens 6 месяцев назад

Dakota put that line of dialogue so much better than the hack writers of the show. 3:48 "He was in the Amazon researching spiders with my mum before she died"

@aSingularJame 6 месяцев назад

6:45 - OOH! I think I know why that's a thing. So as you can see from earlier in the video, SJ Clarkson directed at least one episode of Succession. Succession is known for its unusual camera movement, and often has little punch zooms in the middle of shots, similar to an episode of The Office or something. Now, that's fine in Succession, because the show constantly and repeatedly has made it clear that that's the kind of camera movement to expect when you watch, and it plays into the chaotic tone of the show. But the director must not have really gotten the memo that you don't often film narrative stuff like that, and tried to apply it to a scene where there's no precedent for it.

@KIager 6 месяцев назад

From Festen to Madame Web. Rest in peace Dogma 95 filmmaking. 1995 - 2024.

@DaisyAjay 6 месяцев назад

@@KIagerThanks for reminding me about Festen, that movie was so freaking good.

@willeeuhm 6 месяцев назад

My favorite scene in the movie is when Madame Web is having a vision of her mother’s past, and realizes that her mom was in the Amazon researching spiders before she died because there was a spider there that could cure a disease Madame Web was going to be born with. She sees her mom in the doctor’s office, and the doctor says, “your daughter is going to be born with a neuromuscular disease.” And then Madame Web says OUT LOUD, “but I don’t have a neuromuscular disease 😮.” This movie has never heard of the concept of subtlety and it’s incredible.

@evaxephonfan9649 6 месяцев назад

This is truly "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" of Madame Webs.

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

Mabean Web.

@lacriaturadekentucky 6 месяцев назад

Fun Fact about Madame Web: You know how Hideo Kojima (if you somehow don't know, he's the guy who made Metal Gear, and is quite fond of cinema,) gives a tweet-long amount of praise for the films he sees? Well, when he saw this, he said "Just saw Madame Web in cinemas." Nothing more, nothing less. This film was so bad, Kojima had absolutely nothing to say.

@eiriksundby 6 месяцев назад

I dont think anyone wanted to make this movie except avi arad

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

And Amy Pascal

@KIager 6 месяцев назад

Avi probably farted this one out so he could focus all his attention on utterly ruining the Zelda movie.

@SteeZy644 6 месяцев назад

@@carter_lovejoypascal left Sony after the leak 10 years ago. Outside of producing SpiderVerse, she has nothing to do with this universe

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

@@SteeZy644 She produced Venom, Venom: Let There Be Carnage and she’ll be a producer on Venom 3. She basically is the one that spearheaded this Sony Spider-Man universe during her time at Sony.

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

@@KIager Oh no! He’s producing that?! Fuck… Another beloved IP wasted for film potential. Nintendo should’ve just granted fans’s wishes and have Studio Ghibli do an anime film instead.

@KKarimTheDream 3 месяца назад

Madame web just came out on Netflix. Can't wait for the full video!

@lioninjawarloc 6 месяцев назад

a yugioh youtuber costing sony money will always be so funny to me. Thank God for Rata

@Alice-me2qk 6 месяцев назад

Who's the Yu-Gi-Oh youtuber?

@grunkleg.3110 6 месяцев назад

@@Alice-me2qkAs I understand, "It's Morbin Time" was originally coined by Rata. The rest is history.

@evilsheepmaster1744 6 месяцев назад

@@Alice-me2qkRata [Rank10Yugioh]

@nagger8216 6 месяцев назад

@@grunkleg.3110Wait, so what happened exactly? Was it that Sony tried using/copyrighting that phrase, but the RU-vidr came out and proved he was the one to coin it originally?

@dima950795 6 месяцев назад

I guess they mean that popularity of "Morbin time" meme has made Sony rerun the movie in the theaters, costing them more money. I wouldn't say it's an accomplishment of a single person by any means, but it's still a hilarious situation

@Pool_Girl 6 месяцев назад

I'm a server at a movie theater restaurant and to my utter shock people are actually coming to my theater to see this movie, just got home after a 50 person showing

@Empress_Theresa 6 месяцев назад

I wouldn't be surprised if this movie made a profit. It only cost 80 million, after all. But it still hot garbage.

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

The first movie to make a Madamillion

@ron_ald323 6 месяцев назад

One thing that really annoyed me about this movie is that it takes place in 2003, and Britney Spears’ Toxic was released in *2004.* What the frick Sony

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

She see in Future, DUUH! perfect movie.

@Spectacular1103 6 месяцев назад

Kraven will be like: "He was in Africa with my dad when he was researching tigers right before he died."

@ChangedMyNameFinally69 6 месяцев назад

There are no tigers in Africa

@dandylionwine 5 месяцев назад

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69yeah, because the bad guy killed them all when he was with Kraven's dad researching tigers in Africa right before he died 😢

@sierrajohnson717 6 месяцев назад

I loved when Madame Webbed everywhere

@davexmit 6 месяцев назад

A peeve of mine is when actors are just told to stand there and do their lines and they don't know what to do with their hands because they're not feeling the moment. So they just limply gesticulate like they're doing a line reading.

@rejector7126 6 месяцев назад

Madame Web makes Morbius look like a masterpiece

@thunderpantz 6 месяцев назад

At least that had Matt Smith having a ball.

@katie2275 6 месяцев назад

Morbsterpiece

@rosienroller 6 месяцев назад

Thanks for bringing up how funny the villain is. Every single line he said had me cracking up.

@dustanjhlady 6 месяцев назад

Tell us one.

@ErebosSpiral 6 месяцев назад

@@dustanjhlady "i cannot let them ruin all that i've built" says the villain of the movie halfway through, except that the movie completely forgot to show us any of that empire, except that he has a cool apartment. Also his accent and intonation are geniuenly amazing, it sounds like a mix between a raspy Bond villain and a dog growl. And it's in every line of his. Peak cinema

@TengenToppaSalyur 6 месяцев назад

I legit couldn’t stop laughing when they kept zooming in and out at the beginning of the movie.

@Roseforever84 6 месяцев назад

After watching Chris Stuckmann’s review, this is a breath of fresh air

@LyleVSXyle 6 месяцев назад

Ugh Stuckmann 🙄

@This-Was-Sparta 6 месяцев назад

More like Stuck-up-mann, goteem.

@El_Descarriado 6 месяцев назад

I just knew he'd LOVE this film. Adam Web.

@glorygloryholeallelujah 6 месяцев назад

Madame Adam.

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

Your Movie Webs

@knofear8859 6 месяцев назад

My favorite line that WAS actually in the film was "Where's my spider?"

@phothewin6019 6 месяцев назад

I really enjoyed Madame Web. Went to see it twice. During the 2nd showing, I couldn't help but sing a couple of Spider-Man songs during the trailers to really set the tone for everyone. I was eventually kicked out of the theater. But not because I was singing, but because I was completely naked. Very interesting day.

@JayKayEllEmm 6 месяцев назад

Today is my 19th birthday. I watched this movie with my friends and I LOVED it. It was awful in all the right ways. Genuinely, I don’t know how it got made and I wouldn’t have changed it for the world. It was just phenomenal. I genuinely gave it a 10/10. I mean, ironically, but also genuinely. I gave a 10/10 to the experience and my association with the film. The film itself is a 0, but I loved it so.

@thecinematicmind 6 месяцев назад

A Meme Movie. Kraven will be hilarious.

@carter_lovejoy 6 месяцев назад

Imagine an actual movie called “The Meme Movie” that is an animated movie that ends up being this generation’s version of The Emoji Movie (meaning that it’ll be utter shit). Could that ever happen?

@dima950795 6 месяцев назад

Delete your comment before Sony notices

@KIager 6 месяцев назад

@@carter_lovejoy Patrick Stewart is just waiting for the call to play TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT.

@jamesknapp64 6 месяцев назад

Kraven being worse isnt out of the question

@CocomelonForMen 6 месяцев назад

@@carter_lovejoyIt's been 6 years; this generation's Emoji Movie *is* The Emoji Movie. What we need is a movie to introduce today's kids to 2000's memes. Rage comics, image macros, every creepypasta from Slenderman to those Seeker ones we all definitely remember. This summer, all your base will belong to YOU! jesus cannot weep, for these tragedies are beyond his comprehension.

@PennyLance 6 месяцев назад

I watched this movie very high and it was the best theater experience I’ve ever had by far

@ShadowRubberDuck 6 месяцев назад

Ah yes, the new movie starring Zooey Deschanel!

@noone3216 Месяц назад

0:47 hahaha nice touch, adding the actual madame web at your screening 😂👌

@thecollector427 6 месяцев назад

Can't wait for the next entry in the Movies Of All Time franchise!

@keltonschleyer6367 6 месяцев назад

1:05 “I want to financially support cringe” Is an impressively unique and laudable personal philosophy!

@Triplicata 6 месяцев назад

Madame Web is what would happen if Spider-Man became public domain and talentless hacks made it a horror movie.

@hughjanos3992 6 месяцев назад

intellectual property rights and copyright laws are precisely why spider man keeps getting done the dirty by sony

@ieatbookz 6 месяцев назад

best line imo: “you wouldn’t know that you can climb walls if you’ve never tried”

@JJDBaca 6 месяцев назад

9:51 - Ha! That reminds me of Black Dynamite, specifically the character who read out the notes on the script, along with his dialogue. "Sarcastically, I'm in charge."

@dj-chemicalz811 6 месяцев назад

I will truly never understand how Sony can go from putting out absolute bangers like the spider-verse movies.....to this

@MysteryMii 6 месяцев назад

Because they were pretty much hands off with the Spider-Verse films. They let the filmmakers do their thing and that’s how those films turned out the way they were.

@kimorayn1733 6 месяцев назад

Don't forget to weave The Emoji Movie into this web!

@pibbinator2430 6 месяцев назад

After the first 5 minutes, l got so excited because I just knew you were gonna cover this beautiful monstrosity. Can’t wait for the hour long analysis on Madame Web: It’s Webbing Time