MAKE SURE IT HAS A BASE! 

Watch Gary is an old dude

@@Syndilouwho they said his 15 tho but I would be laughing at that tho so wether it happens or not I'm gonna die of laughter

Right lol part 2

dude same

I love you AUSTIN

The absolute sweetest

He’s exact opposite of me I would’ve laughed so hard it wouldn’t even be real😶

Mel: Yes, I love Austin. He's such a sweetie. It's terrible but I think of them all as separate people. Steve is a great actor

@@chrismel9142 its not terrible, I do 🤗 I think thats the point, 3 Characters with Different Styles & Personalities & Lives and Its The Best ❤

Must protect Austin at all costs! ❤️

Even the expensive ones! Hell, the budget options are probably cheaper than the carrots in the long run. Always use the right tool for the job, even if that job is fucking yourself. 😉

@@dynamicworlds1 Your comment made me laugh so hard! 👍

Only in America

@@dynamicworlds1 haha yes.

And they don't go limp in the fridge.

Mel: Yes, I think this one will help some people.

My mom years ago called me to tell me my grandmother her mom told her that it hurts when granddad & her have sex. If course my first thoughts were I hope I'm still able to be that active like my grandparents when I get that age. Then I proceeded to tell my mom about what they (my grandparents) And I explained about lube and my mom became quite I could hear crickets and I remember who I was talking to so I just said they should just tell the doctor. The next time I saw them I gave my grandma a present and told her where they could go to get more. My mom was shocked that they were still active I was jealous.

@@kittykat65 how old were your grandparents at the time?

​​@@kittykat65I hope this is all true, because you did something unusually forthright and compassionate.

Yeah it's weirdly wholesome

Right? Gotta save dinner. Let carrots go in the top, come out the bottom.

@@janicetribbiani7535 💀

@@janicetribbiani7535 XD

Yep! It's definitely not a counter intuitive solution.

@@janicetribbiani7535 🤣🤣

This happened a lot?

Those poor carrots!

​@@sharroon7574I'd imagine so. For a lot of kids that's their first time ever being away from their parents and they tend to.. "let loose" pretty hard 😂

Were Austin real and married his spouse would be one very lucky person.

That made me cry too ☺️🥲😄

Men doesn't even have to be gay to enjoy anal stimulation. We put too much emphasis on things that are unrelated to attraction. I'm saying this as a bi woman who reached 30 still a solo player.

@@Ikajoright! Like I always find it interesting that a lot of straight men love the idea of anal with a woman but they shut down when I joke with them and say things like you first. Now I understand some people are genuinely not attracted to their same gender, but like you said, there isn't anything wrong with experimenting with their own bodies or even another man and moreso an asshole has the same function no matter what gender it happens to be on. Like why is it all so hot when a woman has that cliché trist with that one girl in college and lesbian porn isn't taboo but put men in those scenarios and all the sudden it's taboo af. Toxic masculinity and the idea that feminine = being weak is way too rampant

​@Ikajo I think they would bi curious to say the least. It wouldn't make sense for a straight man to be into ass stuff unless he's in the closet or again exploring bi curiousity

Damn, mind blown.......and I've been doing this 10 years. I've just been keeping count how many layers i use when I clean up code browns or really messy patients.

that is so intelligent 🤯

Did you mean to say ‘wouldn’t’ be lots of accidents?

@@lynnwilhoite6194 I've since edited my comment. That "of" was meant to be "fewer" and I'm not sure how I made that typo.

@Joshua N. Yeah, a lot of the school system is going backwards with this stuff. Florida's "Don't Say Gay" idiocy was the most latest I heard about. Doesn't surprise me other states are being just as dumb.

@@SarahConnor562 yeah. I've never liked the whole "the parents should teach that" because the thing is, not everyone has good parents, or available parents, and since every kid goes to school putting it in school makes the most sense. In my opinion at least.

@@SarahConnor562 The Florida bill is actually vague & gives way to many potential lawsuits. Kinderish age classes often have the students draw pictures of their family. The teacher wouldn't be allowed to interact/discuss with the child drawing a picture of 2 same gender parents. Show & tell stories involve let's say what the students did over the weekend/holiday break. No interaction/elaboration can occur in that scenario either. Actually, by discussing that the student has mother/father parents is in itself describing heterosexuality. Homo/trans phobic AHoles don't even realise what they are actually doing with that bill. AND a new legislation in Louisiana is trying to do the same but broadening it to K-8th. That's BEYOND rediculous. All the phobes are "outting" themselves.

@Max Mullets thanks mate.

@@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666 Respect to you my friend. Most people don’t realize some of the crazy stuff janitors and custodians have to deal with.

@@stevej6824 bro, it amazes me how gross some adults are.

@@sergiodelburquevelasquez5666 Oh I used to see it all the time when I used to have a Facilities Maintenance job. Makes you wonder what their home looks like 🤢

@@stevej6824 I think that on a daily basis.

LMFAO 😂 your on to something here!

Better idea: bad dragon

​@sebastianriz4703 No, Creature Cocks.

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Haha, I know, right??

VERY well said!

I dunno, that kinda sounds like being the "cool" mom that serves alcohol to me. And what kid is going to say he/she wants those anyway? Even kids who do aren't usually going to talk to mom about it. Which leaves parents assuming their kids ARE doing this stuff and buying it, which in turn leads the kids to believe they're expected to do it, even if the thought hadn't occurred to them by that point. You're not allowing for preferences at that point, you're shaping them. And that gets into some shady territory fast. I do think talking to your kids about sexuality is important, but I'm not sure enabling certain behaviors is a good idea.

@@JP2GiannaT ok so what is wrong with using a dildo, you say "enabling certain behaviours" like it's as bad as shoplifting

The comedian Kelsey Cook found out about a latex allergy using a household object. You maybe don't have to buy the item to make sure your kid knows to save up for one and not just use whatever they find around. Plus it's safe sex and getting to know yourself which are both good for young people

@@JP2GiannaT If I approach my kids with the willingness to discuss any of their interests in the wide spectrum of typical sexual interests and how to do them safely while you approach them by trying to restrict their knowledge about things you find objectionable, which one of us is really shaping their preferences? We all know how "shady" that is!

Yes totally agree 👍💯

The funny thing is, he never was a nurse, he was just an ER tech.

But(t) don't use that carrot to deflower! Those ER bills leave me feeling dour ☹️

*hugs* Please stay safe out there!

Wishing you the very best. 💜

I wish stores would give away the food they throw out. So many homeless people need proper food

Dildos + wholesome...🤣❤

Its because they usually act it out really poorly and think it's funny to throw a towel or a cheap wig on their head. Also a really bad falsetto is usually used.

It’s because he acted like she was a fellow human. Dudes who try to imitate women often do such a caricature of derogatory stereotypes that even the most hardwired misogynists cringe.

Steve is an amazing actor AND an amazing compassionate human being 😂 Not to mention funny. But he knows when not to be. I love how many of the comments mention how good a nurse Austin is.. Austin, Rich, Ben.... they're All Steve. But all real too.

Yes and with possibly more physical, mental and emtional damage to go with it.

I thought he was actually going to say he did 😂

IKR? I love it

Why am I now hearing Beyoncé singing "If you want it then you'd better put a string on it"?

@@sashimicat9105 Omg! You're bringing me to tears I'm laughing so hard! I'll never hear that song right again!

Proper anal sex toys have a flanged/large base to prevent it from getting naturally retracted into the rectum. The enlarged base keeps it from passing the anus.

Relying on strings are a terrible idea. Yout butthole is pretty strong. Strings, unless you are using diamond braided paracord or something rediculous, will snap. Just get the right tool for the job. Your butthole doesnt like it when you improvise solutions. They will bite you in the ass.

Literally

Neither did that carrot.

🥕 💩 😂

OMG 😱😱😱

I'm a parent a I didn't even know this.