Making A New Earth 

nearly every sentence in this video has the power to decimate a victorian child's brain

Imagine declaring war on the Moon, where no one lives, and still losing. Can't have shit in Pickle Town.

Broke: Big Lion Woke: Power Core Cat

I love carson just predicting what is gonna happen in his slide show

Dude the power core cat is the dumbest bit ever but goddamn for 5 minutes I couldnt sip my water at all

If my history class ain’t teaching about Pickle Town and the Power Core, IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL

I love when Carson and his friends rearrange geography

Carson predicting what his friends would say in the Powerpoint is hilarious.

As someone from Utah, I can confirm we do indeed have an oon bridge

Can't wait for Carson to design the Solar System

I love eating cheese from the Power Core

The cheese from the power core... He clearly likes it

This new earth model would definitely cure world hunger!

Your humor makes my skin crall with happiness

This video is great for audience retention. I skipped ahead 10 seconds and it felt like I missed a whole unit in the CP corld cistory class.

I love how well Carson knows his friends, and therefore predicts the questions they ask before they ask them.

This video inspired me to re-design earth with my friend and it was actually pretty fun

These videos perfectly replicate the feeling of being on a discord call with your friends when every single one of you is delirious from lack of sleep

The power core maintenance worker is going to make a great addition to the array of callmecarson characters

War never changes

I’ve never been so invested in the lore of a Microsoft paint drawing

The whole cat bit at the end was what got me laughing (internally) lol.

Best video in a long while. Carson and the guys sounded like they had fun throughout the whole thing :)

The power core is lively today

No matter how goofy and improvised, you can do this kind of thing and wind up with genuinely great characters. I felt great sadness when the cheese cat disappeared into the 4th Dimension.

The accuracy with which Carson was able to predict his friends’ reactions to his slideshow is uncanny

Replacing 'reticle' with 'reddit gold' was nothing less than a stroke of divine inspiration

The whole cat scene seriously got me in tears! 😂😂😂

I’m starting to realize that Carson is but a puppet for his friends to make him draw wacky outlines of McDonald’s food

I love eating cheese from cheese gear in the power core.

"The earth is dying" Everyone: save earth Elon: Mars xD

Lesgoooo! New battle royale map time,

Jackbox has really impacted the way this channel has gone, most of this feels like a round of some insanely long jackbox game

This will be nothing but pure chaos. But I love it

Certified hood classic

i just watched 18 minutes of commented photoshop gameplay and i sure laughed my ass off.. what a time to be alive...

Imagine this video being the last evidence of humanity's existence, then one day Aliens invade, watches the video and is terrified because they think that humans are capable of making another earth/world however they want it to be.

When one cat has expended their use in the power core,they are sent to the landscape known as the 4th dimension and are replaced by another. This banished cat then adds onto the stack and aids in the retrieval of spent cats. Such is the life.

As a resident of Utah, when they mentioned Utah I was literally like "please don't bring us into this"

Time for another friendship simulator video to make me feel like I won't die alone for 17 minutes and 43 seconds

Woah! a new map! season 2 is fire!

Instead of the top bun it’s the bun percent

carson's illogical humor is what makes me cherish life.

This is abstract humor at its finest

Rest in Peace to the Cat and the Intern who entered the fourth dimension. Hopefully there’s a new cat to clean the cheese from the cheese gears of the power core.

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

We need more of this. I propose they do either mars or Jupiter next.

Amazing Christmas present Carson, thank you

i hope we get a part 2 to expand the lore of the cheese core

It's been so long since I laughed like this , tysm

Carson, you gotta do another one of these, this is easily one of my favorites now

"It looks like a gator" *flashbacks to an alligator with four-leaf clover on its head*

Outlined big mac looks like a storm trooper

cheese cat do be one of the funniest things my eyes n ears have had the pleasure to witness, minimal effort with best outcome, i respect

i missed these kinds of videos so much it been so long since ive laughed this hard at a carson video

this is literally just 6 people playing with their action figures at a sleep over

The power core cheese cat was one of the funniest bits I've ever seen

this has probably been his most unhinged video ever since his buzzfeed quiz video

never disapoints, 10/10 content had me laughing hard

It's kinda odd having Carson's new schedule... One minute, you get notified of a new video, you watch it, and all is good! That is until next week were you get surprised and very confused as to why Carson has a new video. You're surprised, very confused, and the world is about to explode until you realize that Carson has a new schedule. All is good!

I love the cheese from the power core

bro my cheeks hurt so bad from all the grinning and my throat is sore and my stomach is hurting so bad cus of how hard i was laughing during the cat with wine and cheese bit ALL the way until the end of the video carson and his friends almost killed me by making me laugh way too hard for way too long man im actually crying so bad rn lmaoo

He real got a Halo 3 multiplayer announcer soundboard where the sound are cut perfectly. I think Jeff Steitzer would approve

YESSSSSS, ANOTHER MAP VID WOOOOOOO I have been waiting for a sequel for so long

I am INCREDIBLY glad that this series is back!

Aww man... I Really wanna see how Ted React to this...

Merry Christmas, Mr. Carson! And anyone involved in the video.

the power core skit at the end is one of the funniest things ive seen from Carson,

No big lion. I’m disappointed

I love cheese from the power core!

This video made me laugh so hard I started crying about laughing so much. First time in a long time. Thank you, Carson.

The cat had an entire monologue about power core cheese and gets sent to the fourth dimension 😂😂😂

Carson predicting what they say in the presentation is crazy

Gavin not knowing velociraptors have claws pointed up is the funniest thing ever

Carson uploading fequently! It's a christmas miracle!

thank you for making my depressing lonely xmas evening just a little bit enjoyable, appreciate it man

I love cheese

I dunno if you guys take suggestions or not, but I think it would be really funny if you guys made like your own E3, but it's all made up games n shit Also just wanna say, I am so happy you are back, Caacsoos (:

Wow! Those cats were so funny! I loved the part with the cheese! (from the power core)

This is the type of unhinged insanity I missed.

Is big lion still running his organization though

Finally. A sequel

When they started talking about the big cat, I thought they were going to bring back Big Lion.

The Cat has been caught smuggling gear cheese to the Pickle Society, and has been subsequently sent to the 4th Dimension for their crimes.

So I'm totally convinced Carson's channel has been blacklisted from RU-vid bc wtf are these views? Dude has over a mil subs and everyone has forgiven and forgotten what Carson has done but his channel never recovered I'm suspicious

We didnt forget

1:13 i actually think about this line so often. every once and a while my brain will just think “therein lies the rub” and my entire day is ruined

This was very nice and very different from your usual content on this channel 10/9.

Claim your here within an hour ticket here:

I need more of this.

>Makes a best of 2022 video >Proceeds to outdo the best of in the last few days of 2022

Such a thought provoking video, I understood all the hidden meanings, beautiful.

This video is the very definition of a fever dream

this episode feels like waves of the funny hailing the earth with increasing severity.

Glad the presentation arc isn't over

I've watched this video at least 4 times now. My humor is broken and I'm here for it

That presentation was the best thing ever Edit: I love the new thumbnail!

"Hey, I've seen this one before!"

I watched the new map of america every day for maybe two months. thank you carson.

i am convinced at least 1 person is either high or drunk during this videos so that just elevates the humour to another lvl