Making My Friends Rename Minecraft Youtubers 

"you can be gay and have a wife and a child" hermitcraft fandom in a nutshell

The fact that they were making up names for everyone, and then it comes to cub and they're like "that is cubfan135" is incredible

Im slightly frightened at how accurate they were for Bdubs

i love that they saw Joel and went “shrek” his old shrek skin still remains in my memory, though folks who didn’t watch him before Empires probably won’t know about it lol

The fact your friends immediately recognise cub and scar is telling on your convex obsession. Did you join during that time? Or did you just latch onto them?

Watching this didn't feel like I was watching this, it felt like I was surrounded by friends. It felt like sitting under the stairs during lunch break at high school. It felt safe. Thank you.

I LOVE HOW THEY IMMEDIATELY KNOW WHO CUB WAS 😭

When they were discussing scar and one of them said "oh yeah there was a bird guy" i became SO SCARED instantly

I can't believe they got the lore of Impulse's shirt genuinely being an upside down exclamation point- he talked about how that was the logo for an old marching or drum band he was in, and then he flipped it upside down for his minecraft persona.

Oh my god the impulse section… I don’t normally watch these types of videos but the neurodivergence of your energies have captured me

"he has a wife and a child" "yeah, mark christmas." killed me

I'm absolutely LOSING IT at both the strange random names and the surprising accuracy, but i also find it sweet how despite knowing almost nothing of mcyt, everyone here just kind of knows about them just via diffusion. It's so great. especially to hear, "I know this guy, this is your blorbo :D" like hey!! its that guy that you like!! human kinship at its finest

The fact they knew Iskall was into slime, and redstone, and had an alter ego XD

The fact I would read this AU- anyways I think you should make a part 2 telling your friends who they actually are and what they actually do. It might be fun.

The number of crack headcanons I'm unironically taking from this is insane. Also they way they just knew Cub and Scar Convex will always be iconic what can I say?

I LOVE THAT THEY KNOW SCARS MCC SKIN

“this is Man McMoneybags” i have been CRYING for the past 5 minutes

”Who came first the Etho or the Kakashi” - blue

😭 IM WEEPING. The pearl and impulse section He’s just sad and looks down and “🤯”

13:26 “I think it’s starts with a J, it’s like a Jimmy something” “James.” Me: I mean- well- right name, wrong person-

Cleo is totally a Tiffany though??? I never realized how basic Pearl's skin was today Hey, they actually got the fact that Doc and Beef have interacted before (like, in a group, not all of the hermits have done long-season collabs like the NHO) And Joe WOULD appreciate his skin being drawn like that, you are not wrong. "born in 78 but made a type of 79" that's... it also feels right, in a way??? Mumbo Jumbo, locksmith man. He builds vaults and cracks their codes, he is mr moneybags, he has ALL the money and he does support resistances which fight against capitalism. Wels --- got stuck in season 6 (16th century???) I love that you love Cub so much that your friends immediately know who he is lol (also the fact that he said that and that was how it was taken out of context. Just as bad as the Scar edits ngl. That's why the two of them are friends) (The connection between Mumbo and Cub lol) Xisuma as immediate Doom Guy. I love that they saw it right away. "Doom Guy Lavender Skies" I mean--- yes. That feels right. "Smokes a lot of weed" yeah the fanfic fandom do like to write him depressed though. We have ALL vented onto Xisuma at one point or another lol. And he has made community posts on making food so "I make eggs in the kitchen" --- our derp WOULD be like that though. Zedaph is a peasant I love that the i is really a happy ! for Impulse. But alas, no, he loves his branding. But I also can get behind him just... doing that... to be happy. Because Impulse just radiates happy energy (super excited is the perfect way to describe the way he talks in videos, but not in a super loud way, but in a really happy way) I need to write a Soccer team AU now though---- I love that Iskall and Xisuma boxing each other. I love it. Iskall would have five different alternate egos. "The flash but worse" HEY---- The Flash is cool and so is Tango. But he is the kind of person to fight fire with lightning. False could be pirate in another life (was she in one season??? I think, yeah, she was involved in building ships in s6) Bdubs' energy is THE SWAMP. BDUBS IS CONSPIRACY THEORY THOUGH???? And he does yell like that. Gets mad easily. Licks moss. Yes. This is Bdubs. And yes, he SEES everything. Remember, Bdubs is scrukly creature. Stress does play minecraft normally. I KNEW after Cub that they would know Scar. This KILLS me. I wish I had friends who knew nothing so I could do this with them. But either my friends don't know anything I don't tell them anything or they already know and I've slowly gotten them into HC. "Worse Indian Jones." That is Scar. Yes, that is Scar. Completely agree. AND YES HE IS CONSTANTLY DYING IN CAVES I CANNOT THIS IS GREAT. Your friends GET IT I literally watched a video where Coleydoesthings talked about top ships and Scar/Grian got to the top 100 on AO3 and she called him Gryan (but she also read it Ryan/Gryan because AO3 tags are stupid, so it was extra funny) Never takes fall damage because his bones are hollow LOL LOVE Kakashi, my fav (I have never seen Naruto and likely pronounce the anime's name wrong). I live in the world that Etho came first. Yes. This is true. Etho is iconic enough for that. (I proudly align myself with the ethogirls) Skizz is a party guy, for real, for real. Keeping Joe in business. Yes. Party plan. Pinkie pie esc. Love it. (My MLP elementary school obsession loves the ref) Hypno has the swag yes Ren is Mario, yeah. Ren feels like a pasta man too. And a really dramatic Italian business man. He feels like that. He's just a dog boy about everything, yeah. Gem is Leah from Stardew. I see it now. And the connection back to Pearl lol. Gem has flower coffee shop AU energy xB the STRANGLER. LOL Bigb the grave digger. A kind, nervous grave digger. That feels like Bigb. I'm never gonna see Martyn without a pee stain on his skin. Thx (connections back to Skizz and Joe, amazing). Martyn does get banned (I mean, he doesn't, but yes, feels right) Scott IS Lo-fi Beats to Chill and Relax to 2017 (That's a long name! Lol) and Starbucks barista??? I could see this as an AU now WAIT--- IS THAT WHY JOEL WAS SHREK AND NOW IS HUMAN BECAUSE I SEE THE SIMILARIES NOW??!!! (Joel did have a pirate ship in Double Life) Lizzy the murderer flight attendant. Jimmy has golden retriever energy and would sing gummy bear song on stream, Jimmy does play by cartoon logic.

I would love to see their reaction to you actually explaining who they are lol

the extreme accuracy with some of these guys. then they just KNOW Cub and Scar (and kinda Grian) via brainrot osmosis. Hermitgirl polycule wins this :D

Im 100% certain that mumbo would use the name "Man McMoneyBags" aka the richest hermit

How is scar taming animals not weirdly accurate?

I love that they said THE fire themed character had nothing to do with fire but actually lightning 💀

ofc their real jobs are much more grounded than the silly ones your friends came up with. like job: dungeon master, or job: sleeping

I do not know any of these Minecraft RU-vidrs (except bigb because I used to watch him a couple years ago), but now I want to know them and watch them

“ITS SCAR!!!” was so cute

The Pearl/Gem/Cleo polycule thing and Gem runs a coffee shop has given me plot bunnies.... Ngl I love those three rarepair ships so... Well see what happens, if it gets written down or not

"You can be gay and have a wife and kids"

New challenge: only listen to try and figure out which mcyt they’re talking about

DELIGHTED by your friends' highly correct assessment of Joe Hills

They were so accurate for scar it's crazy, when they started listing things he just straight up did was great

Please show them the actual lore it would be so fun

15:35 I love how this person has a flat affect and speaks in this monotone until this. something about the Mangler fnaf really got to them

The grave digger thing on BigB fits perfectly with secret life rn ahaha

I don't know why, Zedaph and Bdubs just, felt like bits they would do, you know?

Scar being the worse Indians jones is the freshest take of all time.

Legitimately loved this! Clicked it on a whim and ended up giggling the whole time. You make me wanna do this with my own group!

absolutely losing it that they knew exactly who cub was and put you on blast for a solid 3 minutes. I feel like I got a glimpse of a really true and wonderful friendship, through just absolute rinsing roasting and dunking on you and your special little guys.

27:52 Skizz actually talked on his podcast with Impulse once about a party he planned at his work.

The fact that they IMMEDIATELY know Cubfan lolll

i want to visit the universe where these are the MinecraftMen™ of mcyt

Now time to have the opposite to happen where you have mcyt fans try to figure out who they were talking about

Timestamps for anyone who wants/needs them! 0:00 - Introduction + Background Knowledge 0:40 - ZombieCleo (Cleo) 1:17 - VintageBeef (Beef) 1:45 - Pearlescentmoon (Pearl) 2:43 - Docm77 (Doc) 3:52 - Keralis (I forgot his mc username sry ;-;) 4:56 - iJevin (Jevin) 6:07 - Joehillssays (Joe Hills from Nashville TN) 7:23 - MumboJumbo (Mumbo) 8:44 - Welsknight (Wels) 9:22 - Cubfan135 (Cub) 11:01 - Xisumavoid (Xisuma) 12:27 - Zedaph 13:00 (nice) - ImpulseSV (Impulse) 14:30 - Iskall85 (Iskall) 15:38 - TangoTek (Tango) 16:30 - TinFoilChef (TFC) (rest in piece o7) 17:24 - Falsesymmetry (False) 18:26 - Bduoubleo100 (Bdubs) 19:47 - Stressmonster101 (Stress) 20:25 - GoodTimesWithScar (Scar) 23:53 - Grian 25:52 - Ethoslab (Etho) 27:08 - Skizzleman (Skizz) 28:08 - Hypno (once again someone pls tell me his user!) 28:53 - RenTheDog (Ren) 30:33 - GeminiTay (Gem!!!! :D) 32:10 - xBCrafted (xB) 32:43 - BigB (user?) 33:25 - InTheLittleWood (Martyn) 35:14 - Dangthatsalongname/Smajor1995 (Scott) 36:07 - Smallishbeans (Joel) 37:40 - LDShadowlady (Lizzie) 38:26 - Solidaritygaming (Jimmy) 40:16 - Final Thoughts If anyone's usernames are messed up pls let me know!

I will never recover from MumboJumbos portrayal its way too funny

i audibly laughed aloud several times watching this, y'alls dynamic in incredible.

This is making me CACKLE. If you were to show/tell them how right/wrong they were i would LOVE to see it. My god. Also DAMMIT I LEFT THIS COMMENT ON THE WRONG VIDEO HOURS AGO. HELL ON EARTH!!!

When they described Grian, why did the just describe what happened to him in Featherweight?

Real talk, idk if any of you guys have ever seen the photos xisumavoid posts of himself but he genuinely is fucking swoll. Man’s all tight corded muscle

Whoever that was calling grian gryan I was physically backing away from the screen the entire time

*APPRENTICES* *LUMBERPAW* - Strong, heavy long haired red tom with unusually big eyes. IM SORRY, I COULDNT STOP MYSELF FROM COMMENTING THIS 😂

obsessed with the cubfan transition clip... this is the first time ive seen it, its so funny. this was great fun! it's honestly surprising how often your friends were able to guess the schtick of the youtuber from the vibes of their mc skin, especially given how some of them Are just a free skin that person found lmao

I come back to this to watch the cub and scar bits in particular and they send me every single time

i have NEVER seen that cub clip before and i can't describe how hard it made me laugh

Gonna make a 5am pearl animatic to a penelope scott song just because of this

this is such a random crossover, person from my youtube recommendations talking about minecraft also knows the creator of camp here and there 💀

This was so hilarious and kinda heartwarming, too. I was a bit sad when it ended. Lovely video :) gonna check out Blue's podcast

This is the greatest most life-changing thing I've ever watched. 10/10 why are you so funny

WAIT YOU'RE FREINDS WITH THE CREATORS OF CAMP HERE AND THERE?!!!!! (33:45) THAT''S CRAZY! THO ONE WITH THE WILL WOOD INTRO???!!!

The accuracy was amazing, That's how you get good storytelling just from some skins!

"The Masked--" Tibby Caps: "Thy has summoned The Masked Chimes AU!

actually immaculate vibes from you and your friends, the cubfan135 section had me dead AND i need that "i have transitioned (trans flag boom)" clip 😭

15:02 the masked chimes gets an addition 😭😭 plumber, boxer in disguise iskall

The fact that I read and write Cleo/Gem/Pearl fanfiction (Life Series and Hermitcraft specifically) and they said they're in a polycule made me laugh so hard-

“He smokes a lot of weed” Me: *Flashes back to him vibing about chia seeds in smoothies* nope

I feel like this is exactly how it would go if I showed my friends these characters

the funny thing is that i have written fics both about the story behind welsknight nipples and this au where scott is a barista at a coffee shop so . Your friends were mother fuckin' Correct

Impulses bit was so funny I laughed audibly loud when they went in detail about the soccer game 😂

WAIIIIIIT wait wait wait you know the person who made CH&T????? i THOUGHT their voice was familiar i love that fkn podcast

I love this video too much. You are not immune to BdoubleSwamper

I HEARD BIRD GUY AND KNEW THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT GRIAN!! I love that you just talk about convex and (a little?) Desert duo!

38:45 You do not understand (actually you might) I sat up SO FAST I smacked my head into my desk lamp when y'all started singing the Waffles song! I sing that CONSTANTLY and my roommates are so done with it, lmao I'm not nearly as Tumblr knowledgeable (I've also never read Homestuck), but albinoblacksheep, Miniclip, and NewGrounds were my childhood. ❤❤❤

0:40 Cleo 1:18 VintageBeef 1:45 Pearl 2:43 Doc 3:52 Keralis 4:57 Jevin 6:08 Joe 7:22 Mumbo 8:44 Welsknight 9:22 Cub 11:00 Xisuma 12:28 Zedaph 13:00 Impulse 14:29 Iskall 15:39 Tango 16:30 Tinfoilchef 17:25 False 18:26 Bdubs 19:46 Stress 20:26 Scar 23:53 Grian 25:53 Kakashi (Etho) 27:08 Skizzleman 28:08 Hypno 28:53 Ren 30:33 Gem 32:11 Xb 32:44 Bigb 33:25 Martyn 35:15 Scott

I love joel smallishbeans was notshrek89 when his skin used to remind me of shriek.

"He never takes fall damage* HOOO BOY

I think Tibby enjoys Cubfan135 idk

Love how they knew cub, false, scar, Grian, etho, Skizz, Gem, Joel, and Jimmy And Ren, BigB, Martyn, Scott kinda

This entire video is hilarious Also the “I’m sorry South Africa” I’m dying 💀

The bigb one is perfect im right

As soon as Blue said Zed’s name was Joshua at 12:27 it clicked in my mind that Zed’s skin looks a LOT like my cousin Joshua

The editing on the Impulse bit was fantastic XD you all are so cute, I love that your friends knew your blorbos! Lol

I started screaming when Scar came on scream and omfg I’ve never been more happy to be home alone.

When I clicked on this video I didn’t expect polygamy

My favourite part about this is that I don't know the skins of everyone that well (I last watched HC properly back in the season 3/4 sort of time) so I'm lowkey guessing along with your friends for some of them haha

everybody says Jimmy died first in all 4 seasons, but Skizz died first in Limited Life. ik it's not as funny, but bruh.

i have re-watched this video so many times this is actually the best video on all of youtube

6:30 can we make this Joe Hills’s new design?

RU-vid showed me the little preview that you're holding them hostage and showing minecraft blorbos and was like yes, this person is defienetly on tumblr and im the target audience...

they foresaw Scar's season 10 lmao

Dude someone needs to write this AU

the life in the world to come reference knocked me to the floor

5:39 he calls lumber Paw

these just sound like weird oc's on wattpad

3:57 the best profession you can have

I really badly wanna write a fic about the headcannons about Scott because they're so accurate but not, and really funny

This was much better than I thougt at first! (This is the first video I have watched from you) You and your friends have a fun group dinamic and the editing was a nice tough

9:44 legit took a sip at the worst possible time and laughed and my drink both entered my nose and hit my uvula triggering my gag reflux.

I love the theory that impulse's i is really an upside exclamation point and he looks down when he is sad ad goes *GASP!*.😂😂😂😂