Him: we are going to make ripples with a condom Me: :o I thought this was a family friendly channel Him: but you guys play games where people are killed and this is just a condom Me: *Good point*
Imagine the conversation this man went through. “Hey man I need a condom.” “Oh sure whatsize?” “Idk, just something small” “good luck tonight” “thanks” “nice what’s her name? Or his” “uhh, I’m making a Fortnite character.”
Cashier: all your getting? Clay claim: yeah Cashier: she’s a freak ain’t she? Clay claim: no just making a fortnite character into a walking std stopper
Me goes to d medical store Shopkeeper: Wat u want Kid Me: A condom Shopkeeper: Wtf kid! Did ur parents send u? Me: Nope I want it for myself Shopkeeper: Wat Why? Me: I want to make RIPPLEY :) Shopkeeper: JESUS CHRIST kid u even have already thought of ur child's name!
Her: Did you bring protection? Me: Yeah, we’re going to be SUPER safe. **takes out a mini Rippley equipped with a rocket launcher** Her: What? Me: Don’t worry, he’s Battle Pass tier 358.
I went to school one day, and my friend walked up to me with the weirdest expression on his face. He said, “ Your a Fortnite skin.” I was confused,but he pulled out his phone ad showed me a picture of Rippley. I found this to be the COOLEST thing about Fortnite because my name is Ripley.
Clayclaim i have a story: so 39 years ago there was this kid called Mike. When he was 15 he was captured by the FBI and took away from his home then at the kevin power plant. He escaped Area 51 by swimming through the radioactive, flammible, and acidic slurp water (aka Slurp Swamp). After the escape his cells started to change. Since the slurp water was radioactive his cells all turned into cytoplam. He could turn to slime if he wanted. So then legend has it the FBI are looking for mike (rippley). He called himself Rippley cause he could shapeshift. Then the FBI made a search party for the mythical thing. When rippley swam in a river he found 2 fishes then he turned them into slurpfishes. Thats why many people in battle royale try to hint him down. Sorry if therrs any errors im typing this on mobile past my bedtime so hope u like and pkease show this on ur next video. Also i subscribed and put notifications. Whoever reads this u should do the same. P.S. favorite fan
You should put the liquid glass material inside the balloon with the little clay face, so it doesn’t melt! I hope you get to see this comment so you can try it out 🙃