@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce. I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.
This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water
@@wyettastone I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.
@@Cygnus0lor Why is it that people like you feel the need to defecate on another's appreciation? Is it some contempt for another person's joy? It's suggestive that you're a miserable c*** and perhaps you should just stfu if you've got nothing nice to say.
@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time
@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening. it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.
Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”
@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!
@@TheMeloettaful Pretty sure that's the Dad As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food. It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children
This is hilarious, the fact that the mom is a male voice, that Michael doesn’t talk but mean business, and that the kid has no idea what’s going on on his birthday but looks down at the rank of lobsters and starts swimming his feet
@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.
The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined. By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better. Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.
@@maybemablemaples2144 I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into. So you’re smart to avoid it.
Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance
@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?
@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic. Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on RU-vid.
The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.
The fact that Michael could've ordered a side of fries instead of a salad if he wanted to, but chose the salad instead makes me think he did that on purpose just so he could have an excuse to drown Kevin. Clearly he's still mad at his son for taking too long to find the fire extinguisher while he was being nearly burned to death.
I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence
This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.
There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"
Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.
I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂
Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"
@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill
daddy, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries and i cried, but you didnt see my cry 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 daddy, do you even love me well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 what kind of dad eats his daughters fries and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well
Michael really wanted those fries. Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭
Sometimes I forget that Kevin is from these shorts so there's just a moment where I'm staring at my Kevin plushie wondering why it's so incredibly similar
Oh, wait that explains so much… Kevin didn’t get the fire extinguisher on purpose! He’s always getting drowned by Michael, it’d be poetic irony if Michael died by fire… What we saw was Kevin’s distress at realizing what a dark choice he had made…
