Malibu Caribbean Rum Review: Transported To A Tanning Salon!

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Those notes of coconut were quite delicate, but I couldn't escape the feeling I was a traveling salesman drinking in a hotel lobby bar.
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@TheBiscuitTickler 3 года назад

So PV3 is 37. Good, the lore enriches.

@iamcool544 3 года назад

MORE PV3 LORE

@Al-no2fm 3 года назад

Also the brother to Henry Cavell. Sad they never met

@jettnash5217 3 года назад

Doesn't look a day past 25 though

@jaimebibelot4398 2 года назад

@@jettnash5217 alcohol is a preservation after all

@NateCummings 3 года назад

I knew a dude in college who'd fill his clear nalgene water bottle with rum on wednesdays and just annihilate that thing over the course of the whole day. I m haven't heard from him in a while so I can only presume he's wildly successful or dead.

@cockheadprod5051 3 года назад

possibly both

@Pbairsoftman 3 года назад

but why wednesdays?

@jaimebibelot4398 3 года назад

@@Pbairsoftman because every knows Tuesdays is for bottom shelf tequila Friday's are for steel reserve beer Sunday is the Lord's day so that means wine Etc...

@keawarren 3 года назад

Who else drinks Malibu? The hoarde of Penn State students who somehow ended up RIGHT NEXT to my campsite in the Outback (not the steakhouse, the actual 2.5 million square miles in Australia). Showed up right at sunset, partied til dawn with two girls fighting over a guy and drunk crying when they ran out of Malibu. Screaming WHERES THE MAAAAALIBUUUUUUU? repeatedly for about an hour. Good times.

@keith3946 Год назад

But why is the rum gone?!

@halseyoutdoors1627 3 года назад

I really hope your life hasn’t sucked that bad. You really seem like a great guy. I wish you the best.

@CannaToker420 3 года назад

Lmao what? The character he’s playing comes off as an entitled, snobby, douche bag most of the time. I get serious Dennis Reynolds vibes from him. I’m not insulting him. His persona is the reason why I watch his vids. He plays the Patrick Bateman part so well.

@Erisblackstone 3 года назад

@@CannaToker420 interesting character analysis cannatoker420

@Eradicationist 3 года назад

@@CannaToker420 not really, everyone he talks about seems like that, like chadwick...well and you for saying that.

@CannaToker420 3 года назад

@@Eradicationist every time he drinks a cheap beer his pretentious and snobby side really shines through. Again, that’s what makes him so entertaining to watch.

@Eradicationist 3 года назад

@@CannaToker420 it is a skit just so you know, and he has never actually gotten drunk on camera you can tell, well unless you are 10 years old and incompetent, it's acting, he's an actor...he spitoons everything and only ever takes like 2 or 3 real drinks of anything and only if he is feeling like it...you are talking as if he really is like this...you must not watch his cameos, those show more of what he is actually like.

@Sammie1053 3 года назад

The fact that he gave Malibu a 70-something score makes me feel so vindicated. A former coworker introduced me to Malibu and pineapple and it's actually a great third round order at a divey bar. Refreshing and low-impact since it's low ABV, plus if it's a second or third drink your inhibitions will be lowered enough to feel comfortable ordering it out loud as a 20-something male.

@stephonwebber3572 3 года назад

Please review Sailor Jerry's. It has heavy notes of regrettable grad night

@justintr4888 3 года назад

Man, Reader's Digest. I remember being a little kid, flipping through Nanny's giant drawer full of RDs. I had no idea what the rest of the magazine was for, I was all about that Laughter section.

@jonathonleclare9268 3 года назад

Hey! A review that didn't kill PV3's soul!

@iKeto_gal 3 года назад

Every time I swish with listerine every morning I think of PV3 lol … I look in the mirror and make those faces too lol

@cowboycole.4554 3 года назад

One thing I'd like to see pb3 review is pickle moonshine with the pickles in the jar

@Arrslicker 3 года назад

PVIII also has that one time in Monaco. Really is a superhero.

@PaxIesus 3 года назад

"I'm not a moron" "I was blinded by love." *Cue Pam Beasley, 'Corporate would like you to look at these two pictures' meme*

@vinzen14 3 года назад

Lol right?

@raindegrey9429 Год назад

PV3 is such an emotional roller coaster I keep forgetting about the alcohol part.

@clancywoodard310 3 года назад

This past summer I actually tried this with big blue soda and I must say it wasn't bad

@uvulapie 3 года назад

I'm currently reading a July 1959 Readers Digest. There's nothing like reading articles from sixty years ago to give you some perspective on things. And yes, it's in my bathroom.

@colbycushing5860 Год назад

Well done. Summer it up perfect. You should put on Miami vice esque sun glasses.

@squeakyevil4 3 года назад

Hey pv3! Had my Batchelor party this weekend and used some of your tastings to sort out the menu. Thanks for the help! Here's hoping I didnt find an Abby, right! All the best. #Algorithm

@anthonyjallow 3 года назад

Mrs pennleton sounds like my kind of lady

@Somelucky 3 года назад

The West Indies Rum Distillery in Barbados introduced Malibu around 1982. This does feel like a spirit for those who couldn't let go of the 70s.

@myhairgoesup 3 года назад

Digging the glassware

@VegasViking420 Год назад

You should try making Caribou Lou, you'd like it. Maybe even do an episode substituting the 151 with Malort. You wouldn't like that lol

@laddyboy123 3 года назад

Another solid review!

@mrNobody100 3 года назад

long time ago, i was drunk at my friend's parent's house, to the point where i knew if i just stopped drinking, i might yet make it through the night. My friend disagreed, and emptied the rest of a bottle of Mailbu down my throat (it wasn't a lot, but....) That remaining malibu, along with the rest of the booze in my gullet was promptly regurgitated into the kitchen trash nearby. I couldn't drink this stuff for like, 15 years after that...

@catmama3816 3 года назад

I still get Reader’s Digest in the mail…….thanks mom for the subscription!! Lol

@ARedGinger 3 года назад

PV3 is devastatingly handsome.

@aborachis1649 3 года назад

I can't wait for the reappearance of Chadwick. It'll be the craziest soap opera type reveal i've ever seen.

@batchagaloopytv5816 3 года назад

readers digest was awesome in the bathroom ,first time i ever heard about Oak Island in like 83 ishhh

@groatswerth2073 3 года назад

I feel like we have missed out on learning about Prescott’s experiences playing cribbage or bridge.

@Brew78 3 года назад

I still think you should review La Fin Du Monde. For Sweet River Jones 😁

@cawashka 3 года назад

our go to drink when we were 15… lol

@BobfromHolland 3 года назад

Don’t worry guys. The spreadsheet be commeth. I haven’t been online in two weeks so I didn’t know there was such a demand for it. I’m going to share it with PV3 first though, so hold on for just a few more days

@Mt-ue9qz 2 года назад

I would pair this with a hot sun, a large silicone brush and one hot hunk. 😉😛

@michaeldalton1874 3 года назад

I have a sensitive stomach and Malibu with pineapple juice is fantastic.

@surcettinr2600 3 года назад

Yes!

@morganbrasee5639 3 года назад

PV3, Please review Arby's meat mountain sandwich if it is available in your area...

@sandykrell2976 3 года назад

Cabana boys, poolside swim up bars… the suntan lotion bouquet wafting over me and calling me to a frozen piña colada. Pairs nicely with Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum (just throw out the pineapple juice and substitute the pineapple rum-caution: doesn’t take much!). Good times, good times…

@AquinasAssociate 3 года назад

Reader's digest seems to be alive, well, and digital. Actually maybe not well, but alive at least. #algorithm

@chuckfinley6747 3 года назад

PV3, those people of means weren’t friends, they were acquaintances that kept you around so they could tell all their other rich friends “It’s so nice to be able to help out the less fortunate.” I bet they had you do things they found funny that you really didn’t enjoy doing. A friend would have helped you through your divorce and had a place for you to crash when needed. And now you don’t need people like that, you have us, PV3 Nation!

@thatunicornhastheaudacity 3 года назад

Spf 120 is what you need. That's what I use, skin cancer can be deadly. The sun be blastin' ray and hopefully our planet's atmosphere saves the day. I would hate to end up red, irradiated by our star. Drinking Malibu and pineapple juice at any bar. Although drinking that reminds me of humanity in a hangover.

@thatunicornhastheaudacity 3 года назад

Edit: had to edit! Wait? Have you done a "99 Banana" schnapps yet? Taste that spirit or even the pineapple! Ooh, ooh the coconut! You'll be drunker than I am! And I hope so because I am spinnin'.

@thatunicornhastheaudacity 3 года назад

"99 Schnapps and I'm spinning." -"I got 99 proof Banana Schnapps and a bitch- just left me. Yeah she's gone." me personally I would take the schnapps, just take the schnapps

@voguedick 3 года назад

Holy Karch Kiraly name drop joke Batman! That was incredible and also so niche it couldn’t have been more perfect. 10/10. Epic.

@artiesquires2573 3 года назад

PV3 i have a request of you, but im not sure if you can get it in the US. Please try Natch cider, its a staple of the ageing alcoholics where im from so i think it would be great on the show! nothing better than the driest cider i can think of

@sig_7760 3 года назад

The 70s were the best--thanks for the memories PV3

@spookylobby Год назад

Question does that need to be cold or room temperature?

@JohnFoley1701 3 года назад

Would amaretto, malibu rum and chocolate liqueur taste like an almond joy?

@RoadTrip. 3 года назад

Mad scientist here

@ryuhitsuya21 3 года назад

uploaded at 12:16pm fopr me and ive already been drinki-, uh i mean sommeliering for 2 hours.

@nensondubois Год назад

Good rum.

@jaimebibelot4398 3 года назад

Comment for the algorithms #algorithms lol

@travisvalentine9012 3 года назад

Great as always, my boy. Hashtag algorithm

@hotsistersue 3 года назад

Please, please, please review OZV Zinfandel from Lodi California. It's one of my favorite wines and I want to know how it stands up against other zinfandels. #algorhithm

@davidp2888 3 года назад

So PVIII likes coconut.... I knew we were incompatible on some level.

@apachedisco 3 года назад

I work in the printing industry, We are busy, very busy. But It seems like the last days of an empire. The little guys are gone, the big guys don't realize they should be gone. I work there and rarely read anything I make.

@TXBHenleyFan 3 года назад

Awww the late 70’s… when the liquor store didn’t care and didn’t card you! Mostly because you went to school with them and they didn’t care. But I digress.

@oOo0oOo0oOo 2 года назад

Caribbrreaaan

@jabackel 2 года назад

🤩

@mickmcanitube4999 3 года назад

7:05 So a "paying intern"?

@jamit2u 3 года назад

P3 if you want to win back and impress Abby learn to eat pudding cups without a spoon, that’s a free pro tip for everyone

@ericsnowmane5376 3 года назад

For the algorithm!!!!!!!

@johnnycampbell3422 3 года назад

Prescott getting quality adds, Mabilene for 30 seconds. Good for him.

@yaksher 3 года назад

Heh, I got more drunk on this stuff than I've ever been in my life just yesterday.

@Loyidus 3 года назад

comment for the algorithm

@superrspace 3 года назад

commenting for the algorithm

@SigRho1429 3 года назад

PV3 does all of his liquor reviews “straight”. Show of hands: who’d watch PV3 do his reviews trans or trans-adjacent?

@bigcarrot3863 3 года назад

For the algorithm dog, keep it up

@thadcastle5535 3 года назад

RU-vid comments are the new reader’ s digest #algorithm

@ninjabreadman8166 3 года назад

I would never deny you and your handsome nose, King. #PV3Nation #Algorithm

@bbrasky 3 года назад

Abby told me why Dean drinks so much pineapple juice, but I was so mortified, I chose to forget it.

@jamit2u 3 года назад

Can we as a nation monetize PV3 cabana boy banana hammocks ?

@aliciaanderson873 3 года назад

FOR THE ALGORITHM!

@jameshoopes6467 3 года назад

Yes, Reader’s Digest still exists. The subscription is pretty inexpensive. But I think PV3 nation is saving their hard-earned money for a PV3 Cameo. What could be better than a personalized birthday greeting from (I assume drunk) PV3? #Cameo #algorithm

@nicholaspotts962 3 года назад

If you smash a bottle of merlot does it make your poop dark? Or do I need to go see a doctor lol

@michaeldalton1874 3 года назад

Yes

@CuriousGeorge1603 3 года назад

#algorithm

@davidsuttles3737 3 года назад

Bruh, if this is not like an 80 we got a problem.

@shoveledmeats504 3 года назад

Beefeater gin

@lui5gif 3 года назад

This reminded me, do you have Safari in the US? It's this amber colored liqueur of tropical flavours that I've always associated with 16 year olds having their first nights out, but that's actually not a terrible drink from what I remember

@2dub2steady 3 года назад

Malibu is liquid surfboard wax.

@PoofyKittyPants 3 года назад

Caribbean. Carib Bean.

@MrKajithecat 3 года назад

Caribean

@daedulus131 3 года назад

Man I'm honestly surprised by the lack of frothingly angry Tiki fans. I expected someone screaming about how Malibu has no place in tiki.

@jreyman 3 года назад

Hmmm... PV3 must not be doing too bad, despite still being unemployed, with that $800 Opal countertop nugget ice maker (makes Sonic style ice) that has recently appeared on the counter in the background. [PV3, makin' that RU-vid money.]

@riswampyankee9633 3 года назад

STELVIN CLOSURE

@stevecooper7883 3 года назад

#algorithm

@molallamerica896 2 года назад

Let’s go Brandon!

@Redacted724 3 года назад

This one was actually kinda sad

@SamInfectedSt0rm 3 года назад

lmfaooooo

@mediumunwell 3 года назад

*Tek 9ine has entered the chat*

@denomdemon 3 года назад

Hey! My name's Art and I drink that! What a coincidence.

@PatrickMcGowan-ch4ho 5 месяцев назад

The danger of Malibu, it tastes too good.

@Erisblackstone 3 года назад

This isn't the weirdest thing I've c*m to

@bobbyspivey3721 3 года назад

PVIII, I think it is time for you to upgrade. Hostile takeover Dean's property, squatters have rights too.

@RobCamp-rmc_0 3 года назад

Who’s gonna stop him, Dean? Ha, pretty sure Dean’s mostly been dissolved in sulfuric acid, except his head, sent to a mid-level guy in the Zetas to let them know that Sinaloa isn’t taking their shit. I still think PVIII needs to find a way to pin Dean’s disappearance on Chadwick.