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Mandy (2018) KILL COUNT 

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Legion M is the world’s first fan-owned entertainment company, and fans are at the core of everything they do. They partnered with SpectreVision to bring us the badass movie Mandy and are currently in post production on their latest film with SpectreVision, “ARCHENEMY,” which is going to be epic. But they don’t just make movies- they also provide their community of fans and investors access to red carpet premieres, VIP events, visits to the set, and even opportunities to be in the movies they produce as extras. And obviously they have a ton of awesome gear like the Beast on their website. If you want to see what Legion M’s all about and join the fan-owned revolution, OR if you want to pick up your own kickass Beast, links to their WeFunder and Merch Store are below.
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Editors: Bry & Joshua Lyon
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~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
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"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
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@DeadMeat
@DeadMeat 4 года назад
►►Another huge thanks to Legion M for that Beast replacement! shop.legionm.com/collections/mandy-merch ►Email MOVIE REQUESTS to deadmeatmovies@gmail.com (please don't leave them in the comments!) ►► MERCH - hoodies, hats, pins, and tee shirts - available at www.deadmeatstore.com ► Support me at patreon.com/deadmeatjames for rewards like explicit versions of Kill Counts, full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more! ►►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every TUESDAY - at deadmeatpod.libsyn.com/ ►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!
@madisenscott5120
@madisenscott5120 4 года назад
Love you James!!
@crazyscottishboi3822
@crazyscottishboi3822 4 года назад
I hope you could add another award to the kill count where youpick the kill that had the most emotion behind it
@GOOFYLEGOMAN
@GOOFYLEGOMAN 4 года назад
Holey god there are so many views and it wasn’t that long ago 😵
@binkyada
@binkyada 4 года назад
MERCH
@allanarnold4088
@allanarnold4088 4 года назад
When are you going to do some of Rob Zombies work? like House of 1000 corpses and 3 from hell and devils rejects would be awesome to see you go over.
@whiteravenkpopfan
@whiteravenkpopfan 4 года назад
Axe: * drops * James: _"Nooooooo!"_ Chelsea: "Are you okay?" James: _"Nooooooo!"_
@alacazed9342
@alacazed9342 4 года назад
poor james
@HonorThyTarkus
@HonorThyTarkus 4 года назад
Me. Every day I wake up.
@baloongis6028
@baloongis6028 4 года назад
@Ralph Noel Yes
@zacharymendelsohn3740
@zacharymendelsohn3740 4 года назад
How did that happened?
@owjc6718
@owjc6718 4 года назад
Rip axe
@thesimpleeevee2139
@thesimpleeevee2139 4 года назад
Famous last words: “Wow, that sits there real nice.”
@spiderpig7977
@spiderpig7977 4 года назад
Christina Fentner now that is not so epic😢
@kanikeken7672
@kanikeken7672 4 года назад
Big oof
@adamcharlie3151
@adamcharlie3151 4 года назад
Moments before disaster
@Carraway-
@Carraway- 4 года назад
It didn't sit there real nice
@lissahfry6394
@lissahfry6394 4 года назад
The axe should have been on the kill count 😂
@jackmiles1918
@jackmiles1918 2 года назад
The fact that nick cage just says yes to pretty much any movie if it pays is probably the best thing he could've done for his late career
@buzzbuzzitsbee9198
@buzzbuzzitsbee9198 3 года назад
I'm not photosensitive but I really appreciate how James puts little elevator noises before and after the lights flash, very thoughtful
@pat2rome
@pat2rome 11 месяцев назад
This is one of the only channels that does those warnings right. Most channels just flash the warning up on screen, which is great for when someone is just watching the video and nothing else. But so many times, people have a video on in the background as they're doing other stuff, so not having the warning said out loud renders it pretty useless.
@rebeccawaters2539
@rebeccawaters2539 9 месяцев назад
Im extremely photosensitive and deeply appreciate it!!
@iamerror6546
@iamerror6546 9 месяцев назад
@@pat2romeif they’re not watching the video, the flashing images won’t affect them
@pat2rome
@pat2rome 9 месяцев назад
@iamerror6546 if they have the video on, the light is still reaching their eyes even if they're not consciously paying attention to it.
@supaidaman9750
@supaidaman9750 4 года назад
James: "That sits there real nice." Axe: " And that's where you're wrong, kiddo."
@jz9172
@jz9172 4 года назад
Supaida Man underrated
@ringodoodles490
@ringodoodles490 4 года назад
Axe: **tests fall damage**
@thespectacularspider-man2549
@thespectacularspider-man2549 4 года назад
YEAH YEAH YEAH, WOW!
@soggi_pancakes9860
@soggi_pancakes9860 4 года назад
It’s a Shampoo bottle in the shower
@artistkilldrawer4490
@artistkilldrawer4490 4 года назад
It was like soap in a prison
@redroqqs9764
@redroqqs9764 4 года назад
james: "that sits there real nice" axe: "very poor choice of words"
@crucifixroarband8838
@crucifixroarband8838 4 года назад
RookieKnight understatement of the century
@chaoticchill8744
@chaoticchill8744 4 года назад
Axe: "Ight imma head out"
@paulhernandez515
@paulhernandez515 4 года назад
“Mighty bold of you to assume I’ll stay.”
@hankhill7813
@hankhill7813 4 года назад
He Depressed afterwards
@alessandrosuarez865
@alessandrosuarez865 4 года назад
Where was it at because I didn't see that part
@thequinninator2134
@thequinninator2134 3 года назад
you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart shatters
@ianmcgrath71
@ianmcgrath71 2 года назад
Nice Simpsons reference
@alfonzo254
@alfonzo254 2 года назад
Maybe at the point he shouts "OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO"?
@cryoverspilledmilk4546
@cryoverspilledmilk4546 Год назад
just like the axe
@irremedy
@irremedy 2 года назад
I've watched this episode a couple of times now, just because James's distress over his Mandy murder-axe is funny. That said, I also genuinely love the heartwarming "Baby, are you okay?!" that we hear from Chelsea. Not knowing what happened yet, but hearing his distress, her first leap was genuine worry / concern. Unexpectedly wholesome moment right there.
@ledestroyerofworlds9366
@ledestroyerofworlds9366 7 месяцев назад
Do you have hobbies?
@Blackestfang
@Blackestfang 4 года назад
True love isn’t dead, James has his axe. Oh and I guess Chelsea hearing him and immediately asking if he’s okay was kinda cute.
@Ash0512
@Ash0512 4 года назад
Blackestfang kinda?
@bryxzz
@bryxzz 4 года назад
Blackestfang who said true love was dead😳
@david4133
@david4133 4 года назад
And when she asked if he was ok he yelled no
@abnerfernandes2475
@abnerfernandes2475 4 года назад
TRUE......................................... true
@AenemicTOOL
@AenemicTOOL 4 года назад
KINDA?!!!!
@abnerfernandes2475
@abnerfernandes2475 4 года назад
Axe:*breaks* James: *sad meat noises*
@jenniferzackschewski2189
@jenniferzackschewski2189 4 года назад
😂 @ sad meat noises
@spudmuffin2688
@spudmuffin2688 4 года назад
#sadmeat 😢 🥩
@gcbsstrangelife6246
@gcbsstrangelife6246 4 года назад
Why is his crotch going up and down?
@sablong
@sablong 4 года назад
Mandy: *laughs*
@jennisgurung2760
@jennisgurung2760 4 года назад
@@gcbsstrangelife6246 okay gacha
@kazz6884
@kazz6884 2 года назад
James:”it sits there real nice” Axe: *commits Midsommar cliff scene*
@danielgiovanniello7217
@danielgiovanniello7217 2 года назад
If I had a nickel for every time a movie turned Nic Cage into the Doomslayer, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
@chriss3485
@chriss3485 11 месяцев назад
whats the other one?
@zaynes5094
@zaynes5094 9 месяцев назад
@@chriss3485 "Pig". It's actually very slow-build, like Mandy, but different story one in which shows him as a man on a mission to get his one and only companion and friend, a pig, back from those who stole her. One such film that Nick Cage has said is his personal favorite.
@phant0m-0-9
@phant0m-0-9 6 месяцев назад
*3 nickels
@takagalore
@takagalore 2 месяца назад
4
@mikeyfrance9469
@mikeyfrance9469 Месяц назад
Season of the witch too
@fishball524
@fishball524 4 года назад
You could hear the heartbreak in James’s “NOOOOO” when his axe broke. Glad he got a new one
@weponizedbattletoaster9282
@weponizedbattletoaster9282 4 года назад
Jesus your pfp perfectly shows James face
@JxstPain
@JxstPain 4 года назад
KAZUMAAA! HELP MEEEEE!
@thecelestial4021
@thecelestial4021 4 года назад
The Guppigang I’m sorry maybe I’m just a massive dick at this point but I don’t really get why he was so upset
@thecelestial4021
@thecelestial4021 4 года назад
The Guppigang nevermind damn poor James I’m glad he got a replacement
@mathiasnavarron3322
@mathiasnavarron3322 4 года назад
hey bro nice pic
@hobojoe5179
@hobojoe5179 4 года назад
“Wow, that sits there real nice.” Axe: I'm about to end this man's whole *contentment*
@animallovercb6931
@animallovercb6931 4 года назад
Axe: "And my life"
@balabanasireti
@balabanasireti 4 года назад
Yawn.
@gillianfleischer5620
@gillianfleischer5620 3 года назад
Passione Nera wow I’m sorry this comment doesn’t live up to your standards your majesty 🙄🙄🙄
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 3 года назад
@@balabanasireti Haha **shut.**
@loki1456
@loki1456 Год назад
17:17 don't mind me, just marking because I love this moment with Lizzie and James calling her a good kitty is so heartwarming. So glad that nothing bad happened to Lizzie!
@foreverofthestars4718
@foreverofthestars4718 3 года назад
"Baby are you ok?" Well there goes my heart dissolving from wholesomeness.
@chunky_slut
@chunky_slut 4 года назад
“Baby are you ok?!” Chelsea is the sweetest angel. We must protect Chelsea at all costs.
@Jforrester90
@Jforrester90 4 года назад
James responded with Noooooo my fucking thing broke. So is he ok or not ok. Never answered her
@oralconnickie7199
@oralconnickie7199 4 года назад
Time stamp?
@Hightower2804TP
@Hightower2804TP 4 года назад
@@oralconnickie7199 22:38
@oralconnickie7199
@oralconnickie7199 4 года назад
@@Hightower2804TP thanks
@moneymakinmitch8130
@moneymakinmitch8130 4 года назад
Who’s Chelsea
@the13throse
@the13throse 4 года назад
James: [finishes the video] His axe: My time has come.
@DoctorTamik
@DoctorTamik 4 года назад
At what video it happened?
@marcie9408
@marcie9408 4 года назад
XD
@mr.irrelevant8826
@mr.irrelevant8826 4 года назад
😂
@balabanasireti
@balabanasireti 4 года назад
Yawn.
@d.blakeview8281
@d.blakeview8281 3 года назад
Sad Meat
@meta5945
@meta5945 2 года назад
Another small detail i love about this movie is how red even put on the black and white 44 baseball tee before his killing spree that mandy was wearing before her death.
@learningprograms5516
@learningprograms5516 2 года назад
Wow'a
@Joshi_the_Yoshi
@Joshi_the_Yoshi 2 года назад
I love that a majority of the comments are about James's axe breaking and not about the film itself. So I'll say something about this film, it's a fucking amazing fever dream and I love it. And Nicolas Cage being one of my favorite actors because of how over the top he is makes it more enjoyable for me.
@dreaveronica6944
@dreaveronica6944 4 года назад
The golden chainsaw should have gone to James for how brutally he died inside at the end there
@lynnelachapelle3929
@lynnelachapelle3929 4 года назад
lol
@Gangamstylefan
@Gangamstylefan 4 года назад
Lol
@owyemen9367
@owyemen9367 4 года назад
So bad the death wasn't in the movie
@muadzm9496
@muadzm9496 4 года назад
@@jynx3978 you, go away
@atyeszpapesz1426
@atyeszpapesz1426 4 года назад
Lool
@angeldust6341
@angeldust6341 4 года назад
Mandy: Dies Red: *your living privileges has now expired*
@carlorobinson9588
@carlorobinson9588 4 года назад
@You Got Games On yo Phone? It’s better like this: your free trial of life has ended
@angeldust6341
@angeldust6341 4 года назад
We did it bois. 1.1K Likes
@GermansRuinedWT
@GermansRuinedWT 4 года назад
ImUnoriginalOof EA
@handle69420cheese
@handle69420cheese 3 года назад
As creepy and terrifying Red's smile at the end is he kinda looks like he's been dipped in salsa and now that salsa is getting a bit crusty, ngl.
@franciscovilaca900
@franciscovilaca900 3 года назад
I don’t have any sensitivity to flashing lights but it’s nice that they put visual and audio warnings for people who do
@n0tsparky
@n0tsparky 4 года назад
James: *Puts the beast axe on his shelf* The Beast Axe: Aight, I’m bout to head out
@mythicghostly5222
@mythicghostly5222 4 года назад
its ima not im bout to
@hostofsoulslol
@hostofsoulslol 4 года назад
"Oh wait, I can't"
@menib7574
@menib7574 4 года назад
So either way I started breaking
@zanerkindardis8978
@zanerkindardis8978 4 года назад
Seeing people misquote memes hurts my soul
@meow_bastard
@meow_bastard 4 года назад
Boop stfu
@cooperbrahmsteadt5123
@cooperbrahmsteadt5123 4 года назад
“Nooooooo” “Are you ok” No, his one true love is gone. Ripped away from him before his very eyes
@staticcharlie3398
@staticcharlie3398 4 года назад
If you asked me all the happened is he ended up with 2 cool 1 handed weapons
@uigoku671
@uigoku671 4 года назад
His other true love is Chelsea if that’s how you spell her name
@LnPPersonified
@LnPPersonified 4 года назад
I looked up how much it costs, and it's $350 USD. If that were me, I'd be screaming a lot louder than James did.
@angrycinnabon5164
@angrycinnabon5164 4 года назад
Just like Richie and Eddie-
@aquaticfilly0974
@aquaticfilly0974 4 года назад
I want to like your comment, but it has 420 likes, so I cant
@ChaseHukill
@ChaseHukill 3 года назад
I love how James references LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAN
@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 2 года назад
Ikr? That’s the greatest commercial ever!
@mady6929
@mady6929 3 года назад
Absolutely heartbreaking to see James’s reaction when the ax broke Also very cute to hear the concerned “baby are you ok?!?” Come from the other room
@v0dka885
@v0dka885 3 года назад
“Wow, that sits there real nice.” Axe: OHHHHH I FOUND A QUARTER
@thelightwecarry
@thelightwecarry 3 года назад
Lol
@rebekahwolkiewicz449
@rebekahwolkiewicz449 3 года назад
😐 Damn it! 😂
@BowlOfSpaghetti
@BowlOfSpaghetti 3 года назад
Best comment on a damn video ever
@lazerglazer4701
@lazerglazer4701 3 года назад
Lol
@starprince5098
@starprince5098 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@Kiui_Sea
@Kiui_Sea 4 года назад
I’ve never felt so bad for a man who lost his axe. Rest In Peace.
@bunnothebunny3286
@bunnothebunny3286 4 года назад
Mr. Morris shut up edge lord
@aaronm4858
@aaronm4858 4 года назад
@@bunnothebunny3286 can't he just glue it back together
@kadenwellman4047
@kadenwellman4047 4 года назад
Rest in pieces
@xxdarksyntheticxx7723
@xxdarksyntheticxx7723 3 года назад
@@bunnothebunny3286 your just looking for attention
@bunnothebunny3286
@bunnothebunny3286 3 года назад
@@xxdarksyntheticxx7723 yeah that’s fair, I don’t know what the hell I was thinking when I wrote that comment
@daltonz8873
@daltonz8873 3 года назад
The way James says “it sits there real nice” makes me so happy and I don’t know why
@bingwhentheresstuff
@bingwhentheresstuff 2 года назад
I love how James always says locations were "played by" such and such place. Such a pleasing little bit of anthropomorphism lol
@giovannylugo7954
@giovannylugo7954 4 года назад
Chelsea going “baby are you okay!?” Was so wholesome. Y’all gonna be the best bride and groom.
@dr.portal4557
@dr.portal4557 4 года назад
That Sure was Sweet
@stephenstotch7471
@stephenstotch7471 4 года назад
Vanessa Monika it was baby
@artkid9281
@artkid9281 4 года назад
they should have their wedding on Halloween. Reasons why: 1: Who cares about formal attire? Wear costumes!! 2: shpookay!!! 3: he'll never forget the anniversary and neither will we!! 4: it totally goes with his channel! 5: instead of flowers, Chelsea can just lob a pumpkin behind her and hope it doesn't knock anybody out. 6: idk any other reasons but I'm sure there's more.
@ajhia9522
@ajhia9522 4 года назад
time stamp?
@giovannylugo7954
@giovannylugo7954 4 года назад
Katsuki Bakugou right at the end when James shows how the sword thing broke
@minmoplaysgames
@minmoplaysgames 4 года назад
“I’m James A. Janisse” hits differently when you’re waiting till the end of the month to see this.
@honeygachabear9492
@honeygachabear9492 4 года назад
XD
@oldbean7150
@oldbean7150 4 года назад
honey bearᄆᄌᄆ yeah
@fel2651
@fel2651 4 года назад
irfan the human shut up
@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_
@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_ 4 года назад
irfan the human well it’s pretty obvious. Jake Paul and Logan Paul sucks.
@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_
@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_ 4 года назад
irfan the human they do. They are very obnoxious and plug their own merch and begging for ad revenue
@StreetFighterFan777
@StreetFighterFan777 Год назад
Nic Cage’s mumbled “Cheddar Goblin…” at 11:07 fucking KILLS me and I don’t know why.
@jorgeamaya6407
@jorgeamaya6407 2 года назад
I can't stop laughing at James's face full of sadness. Sorry 💀
@phyro__3595
@phyro__3595 3 года назад
I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to James's hopes and dreams when the axe fell
@theconductoresplin8092
@theconductoresplin8092 3 года назад
F
@ducko789
@ducko789 3 года назад
F
@LycanInsanity
@LycanInsanity 3 года назад
F
@sabo.3002
@sabo.3002 3 года назад
Copied ofc
@shabangGuac
@shabangGuac 3 года назад
@@sabo.3002 F
@IconicGwimbly
@IconicGwimbly 4 года назад
James: That sits there real nice! Axe: *doesn't sit there nice*
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 4 года назад
James afterwards: *N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O*
@david4133
@david4133 4 года назад
Even when Chelsea asks if he's ok he still yells no
@DogPerson626
@DogPerson626 4 года назад
Axe: *”are you sure about that?!?!?!”*
@giornogiovanna623
@giornogiovanna623 3 года назад
James: that sits there real nice Axe: My time has come
@YolandaAnneBrown95726
@YolandaAnneBrown95726 Год назад
Huge congratulations to Mandy herself, Andrea Riseborough on her first Oscar nomination for "To Leslie". Awesome Sauce!!!
@arfansthename
@arfansthename 4 года назад
James: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chelsea (in the distance): Are you okay? James: NOOOOOOOO!
@small_fry1013
@small_fry1013 4 года назад
Poor chelsea has to be thinking he fell over on his many sharp replicas
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 4 года назад
Not Gonna Lie Chelsea's Reaction there is *Pretty Cute to Hear*
@laptopkiller2861
@laptopkiller2861 4 года назад
I never knew what they were saying thanks for the comment cherlock
@tylerstanley1455
@tylerstanley1455 4 года назад
Chelsea's the real MVP
@jonathankingste4614
@jonathankingste4614 3 года назад
The VERY first thing she says is “Baby are you ok?” thats true care.
@weedfein
@weedfein 3 года назад
You know she's a keeper when she cares about you
@PichDextro
@PichDextro 3 года назад
When my parents heard glass shattering the first thing they always yelled was "What the hell was that!?" I always felt more scared than cared about xD
@KWEEEEP
@KWEEEEP 3 года назад
Or Annie are you ok
@jarrodoakley6911
@jarrodoakley6911 3 года назад
She was very quick with it. Super cute.
@immarkers
@immarkers 3 года назад
...bruh I wrote this a month before this guy and he gets nearly 2k likes...wow
@AHSytc_8D
@AHSytc_8D 2 года назад
18:33 for those who don't know, that is a reference from the japanese chewing gum commercial. They use use the long long man song for outro. Just search long long man and I guarantee that you'll love the commercial.
@KnightJRL
@KnightJRL 22 дня назад
Better yet, find jacksepticeye's reaction to it.
@Wifgargfhaurh
@Wifgargfhaurh Год назад
A horror movie where the hero of the story goes on a psychotic killing rampage... Quite unique for horror
@revengeofthenerds7067
@revengeofthenerds7067 4 года назад
The heartbroken “nnnnooooooooo” makes me so sad man. I can’t see James sad. That’s like seeing a sad puppy. And Chelsea immediately saying “baby are you ok?” Is so heartwarming you two are literally the best.
@bubblesthekitty4423
@bubblesthekitty4423 3 года назад
Ah yes he reminds me of a sad kid when they’re toy breaks
@SilverBordered
@SilverBordered 3 года назад
@Se Se What's your damage, pal? Dude literally said it was sad to see someone else sad. That's called empathy.
@richards4387
@richards4387 3 года назад
My exact thoughts. I really love them and thank them for giving us such great content!
@huntercromer9395
@huntercromer9395 3 года назад
I have been there too My greenlight diecast toy car of the 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse from the first Fast and Furious film broke and my parents helped me replaced the car
@BiLLz66614
@BiLLz66614 3 года назад
Se Se calm down cool guy. They didn’t say they wanted to go fuck them or wear their faces... they said they felt bad ... lol
@thatboyned9549
@thatboyned9549 3 года назад
“Wow,that sits there real nice” Axe: are you sure about that?
@WeedSmoker-mn5em
@WeedSmoker-mn5em 3 года назад
That Boy Ned I DONT WANT ANY DAMN VEGTABLES
@SorenPlayzStuff
@SorenPlayzStuff 3 года назад
The axe rebels
@drained_yayo
@drained_yayo 3 года назад
Nice copypasta
@thatboyned9549
@thatboyned9549 3 года назад
@Shut Up God is the Alpha and the Omega, maker of Heaven and Earth. . . . God is the creator of the universe and the source of our knowledge of right and wrong.
@thatboyned9549
@thatboyned9549 3 года назад
@@WeedSmoker-mn5em Alright that is it young man no bible stories for you tonight!
@zombiesmilk5281
@zombiesmilk5281 2 года назад
I feel like golden chainsaw should have gone to the actual chainsaw fight. It's always just gruesome to see a person face just get destroyed by a chainsaw and that fight was sick as hell.
@Noag42
@Noag42 Год назад
I love how he says the forest was playing a role😂😂
@MemistProductions
@MemistProductions 4 года назад
James: *Finishes Kill Count* Axe: ight, imma head out
@MissyStuck
@MissyStuck 4 года назад
Chelsea’s “baby are you okay?” Was the cutest thing ever 🥺
@eliechavarria7703
@eliechavarria7703 4 года назад
Melissa I agree too.
@FMJ1400
@FMJ1400 4 года назад
Time stamp?
@jayj1796
@jayj1796 4 года назад
😭 I love them sm!!!
@jayj1796
@jayj1796 4 года назад
and it’s at the very very end, James shows himself playing w his weapon
@ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot
@ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot 4 года назад
I know 😭
@hotskaterchic9993
@hotskaterchic9993 3 года назад
Nicks sinister smile at the end... just gets me man. I love to feel eerie after a horror movie and i did
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise 3 года назад
A year later, and still one of my favorite episodes of the Kill Count for one of my favorite movies ever! ROAR US ON FOR ANOTHER YEAR, LIZZIE~!
@gothicglypso5197
@gothicglypso5197 4 года назад
Imagine someone tries to break into james’s house and then James just walks down the stairs holding his murder axe
@brayonyx14
@brayonyx14 4 года назад
Robber: why do i hear boss music
@manofsoupe116
@manofsoupe116 4 года назад
Robber: breaks in "Hi, I'm James A. Janisse, welcome to the Kill Count."
@GJBattles
@GJBattles 4 года назад
@@manofsoupe116 XD
@ghosti_vx5342
@ghosti_vx5342 4 года назад
@@manofsoupe116 your the first kill I'm mentioning*kills*
@JohnDoe-vn1we
@JohnDoe-vn1we 4 года назад
Or the axe breaks upon contact with the intruder.
@memelord2449
@memelord2449 4 года назад
James:finishes kill count Axe:Ight imma head out
@darthpablo8215
@darthpablo8215 4 года назад
The Axe wanted to be a kill
@Nunov103
@Nunov103 3 года назад
The “obey” moment cracks me up, just brilliant 😂😂
@fluffcake
@fluffcake 3 года назад
"It sits there real nice." Axe: Watch me whip
@garbagecontentmaker7877
@garbagecontentmaker7877 3 года назад
Nicks creepy ass smile in the end when he’s looking at Mandy next to him in the car is the scariest thing I saw in the duration of the movie
@rumuelnathanael8043
@rumuelnathanael8043 3 года назад
The famous "You don't say?!" meme smile.
@helloworld2784
@helloworld2784 3 года назад
TRUE
@dum_tard5528
@dum_tard5528 3 года назад
same
@hollywoodgogo
@hollywoodgogo 3 года назад
Same! I got chills!
@obi-wankenobi7041
@obi-wankenobi7041 2 года назад
At first I thought it was James
@merixx1110
@merixx1110 4 года назад
Her sigh as she realizes he's not hurt and is just being overdramatic that his murder axe broke really speaks volumes.
@benjaminsimons8263
@benjaminsimons8263 4 года назад
There's nothing overdramatic about that. He had something that he really enjoyed having, and it broke. His reaction was kinda reminiscent of a kid whose favorite toy just broke
@jenniferzackschewski2189
@jenniferzackschewski2189 4 года назад
Benjamin Simons, that’s exactly what I said to my husband. He looked like a kid whose toy broke on Christmas.
@maximumaction1125
@maximumaction1125 4 года назад
I understand his reaction the axe costs $443 I would be pretty upset if that broke
@TheBeastr
@TheBeastr 4 года назад
@@maximumaction1125 atleast he got a replacement sent to him
@maximumaction1125
@maximumaction1125 4 года назад
@@TheBeastr damn straight
@thequinninator2134
@thequinninator2134 2 года назад
the way james says breakfast vodka lives in my brain rent free
@Miniduck9013
@Miniduck9013 Год назад
Chelsea saying “baby are you ok” is so sweet and wholesome
@DIO___
@DIO___ 4 года назад
*Axe breaks* James:”Noooooooooooooo!” Gf:”Baby u ok?” James:”Nooooooooooo!”
@lonelytylenol9362
@lonelytylenol9362 4 года назад
My fuckin thing broke
@YaboySyx
@YaboySyx 4 года назад
I think you mean fiance
@ginhalo2765
@ginhalo2765 4 года назад
His fiance's name is Chelsey
@jadecatgd5610
@jadecatgd5610 3 года назад
*Breaks* “Sad Meat”
@Sebtheidiot
@Sebtheidiot 3 года назад
Me after I finsh beating it
@RisingMC
@RisingMC 3 года назад
More like dead inside meat
@gnol89
@gnol89 3 года назад
@@Sebtheidiot o
@huegrection7464
@huegrection7464 3 года назад
@@Sebtheidiot lol same
@clipsyoudontwatch
@clipsyoudontwatch 3 года назад
@@Sebtheidiot *sad wank*
@slimebot8676
@slimebot8676 2 года назад
I love that you could hear Jame's (now wife, Congrats James!!) yell "Baby are you okay??" As soon as he said "ohh noooo!" That was so heartwarming 🥺
@mahaliajean-charles9544
@mahaliajean-charles9544 2 года назад
I swear I just wanted to give James a big mama bear hug at the end! Glad he was able to get his ax fixed and that Chelsea was right there to make sure he was ok!👍 Love this channel!❤
@retromagic5020
@retromagic5020 4 года назад
Mandy: *laughs at Jeremiah* Jeremiah: When in doubt, Whip it out
@Alyssamariem3
@Alyssamariem3 4 года назад
YaBoiMagic I wonder if Louis Ck is his favorite comedian lol
@blissfulbabybatter
@blissfulbabybatter 4 года назад
And that is how I got my first restraining order
@don1sdead
@don1sdead 4 года назад
James’ reaction to his axe falling and breaking had the same vibe as that vine where the girl accidentally launches her flying Barbie into the fire place
@twittersucks8297
@twittersucks8297 4 года назад
Accuracy
@lj9847
@lj9847 4 года назад
Btw just saying I'm pretty sure it's tinker bell not Barbie the only reason why I know this is bc I had one
@booty_hunter4207
@booty_hunter4207 4 года назад
Flying barbie bruh its tinker bell
@raisha_kyrios5365
@raisha_kyrios5365 4 года назад
@@booty_hunter4207 yeah...from what i know that toy is called "flutterbye"
@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI
@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI 2 года назад
James: "It sits there real nice.♡" Ax: "You Cant Tell Me What To Do, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" *-CRACK-*
@KidFresh71
@KidFresh71 2 года назад
Loved the trippy visual elements in this movie; an instant classic. Up there with The Witch, Hereditary, The Lighthouse & Get Out, Annihilation & Midsommar as my favorite recent horror films. Are we in a new golden age of horror?
@rachel_c_frey
@rachel_c_frey 4 года назад
Chelsea's immediate "Babe, are you okay!?" warmed my heart a lil bit
@prolapsdrektem9264
@prolapsdrektem9264 3 года назад
Blake Watson I have never seen such a hardcore SIMP in my life that you would try and flirt over RU-vid comments 😂
@zoombini1831
@zoombini1831 3 года назад
Blake Watson god bless you
@camoplant199
@camoplant199 3 года назад
It kinda rubs salt into a wound if you've been alone for 17 years
@Hermitant10
@Hermitant10 3 года назад
@@prolapsdrektem9264 well i mean the only way to get anything is to try 🤣😁 something i doubt you would understand
@claytonchalmers5804
@claytonchalmers5804 3 года назад
Camo Plant amen brother
@ladycplum
@ladycplum 4 года назад
I love how concerned Chelsea sounded when James let out his NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@motchiman5423
@motchiman5423 3 года назад
@Mrq Yaskn Lol😂
@the_enderswordgaming
@the_enderswordgaming 3 года назад
What?
@Petaurista13
@Petaurista13 3 года назад
@@the_enderswordgaming At the end, when axe broke.
@BrokenGodEnt
@BrokenGodEnt 3 года назад
fiance goals. most of my girlfriends would have been like "YOURE SO LOUD SHUT UP" lmao. There's one who'd go "ARE YOU OK?", but then walk in and laugh at me for being an idiot.
@Petaurista13
@Petaurista13 3 года назад
@@BrokenGodEnt Beat me. Most of my family acts like that when I'm physically hurt...
@PossiblyChipsButEmo
@PossiblyChipsButEmo 3 года назад
Aww Chelseas little "are you okay baby" was cute
@wendigoose2885
@wendigoose2885 2 года назад
The whole movie looks like an infinite headache
@nexonsartori1816
@nexonsartori1816 3 года назад
"Watch this, Lise, you can actually pinpoint the *second* his heart rips in half!"
@kal5126
@kal5126 3 года назад
Nice reference!! 😂
@dustyrust36
@dustyrust36 2 года назад
Lisa*
@nexonsartori1816
@nexonsartori1816 2 года назад
@@dustyrust36 Nah the quote very specifically doesn’t have the pronunciation of the A at the end of her name. I was using phonetics, not proper name.
@scottwpilgrim
@scottwpilgrim 2 года назад
@@dustyrust36 Bart always shortens Lisa's name as Lise or Lees.
@bennett420316
@bennett420316 2 года назад
I miss Lionel Hutz
@brendanpearson455
@brendanpearson455 4 года назад
“Baby, are you okay?” Chelsea’s concern at the end was the sweetest thing.
@punished_venom_snake
@punished_venom_snake 4 года назад
Stephen King1999 I know right
@argash4138
@argash4138 4 дня назад
The way Chelsea asks him if he's ok melts my heart gosh they're so wholesome
@mistamemewide
@mistamemewide Год назад
I know Nic Cage gets a lot of flack for acting, but when he in the right movie, he absolutely kills it.
@joshhale9355
@joshhale9355 4 года назад
The way I described this movie to a friend was “have you ever wondered what it’s like to have a bad acid trip listening to 70’s prog rock? Oh and Nic Cage is there”
@josephwebb5663
@josephwebb5663 4 года назад
Joshua Hale all I could think while watching this kill count was “ what a shroom trip “
@shark4330
@shark4330 4 года назад
the heartbroken, dead inside look on james’s face at the end is KILLING ME.
@lit-eral5953
@lit-eral5953 4 года назад
That’s mean
@softyspectre8125
@softyspectre8125 4 года назад
I genuinely thought he might cry cuz I KNOW I woulda
@softyspectre8125
@softyspectre8125 4 года назад
@@lit-eral5953 what? No it's not he's saying he feels bad for the guy
@senko-san5095
@senko-san5095 4 года назад
The golden chainsaw should be his
@qwaszxgare
@qwaszxgare 4 года назад
I've never seen him look so sad!
@rffrice
@rffrice 2 года назад
Can’t believe he quoted the best commercial series. “Looong Looong Maaaaaaaaaaan”
@dreadful_dream
@dreadful_dream 2 года назад
It was an emotional rollercoaster, and I was glad I went in for the ride.
@tabytrujillo8314
@tabytrujillo8314 Месяц назад
Honestly the sweetest thing is how fast Chelsy came running to check on James when she heard him yell that's a good woman right there
@auroraaddison9904
@auroraaddison9904 4 года назад
"Noooooooooo" "Baby are you okay?" I love his girlfriends (wife?) concern, shes so sweet
@kfcman6066
@kfcman6066 4 года назад
They will have their wedding somewhere in september i think
@flamebearboo6779
@flamebearboo6779 4 года назад
She's so cute, I love how quick she was to respond. She even disregarded whether he was recording or not. Perfect couple right here
@elle.mack.wednesday
@elle.mack.wednesday 4 года назад
Fiancé actually.
@annettewilliams0219
@annettewilliams0219 4 года назад
Ghost Predator October
@icymoons
@icymoons 4 года назад
soon to be wife!!
@Mr_Greeny
@Mr_Greeny 4 года назад
Yo why the hell is James’s axe getting destroyed the saddest part of this video?
@TylerAuu
@TylerAuu 4 года назад
I felt so bad for him.
@axelnilsson5124
@axelnilsson5124 4 года назад
Lack of balance
@Yaggert
@Yaggert 4 года назад
For real though
@thejaconator6365
@thejaconator6365 4 года назад
Fr.m I was like dam
@collin4446
@collin4446 4 года назад
Dylan Fletcher fr though
@bluesSGL
@bluesSGL Год назад
Mandy seemed like a really awesome person to be around.
@femboyenthusiast3231
@femboyenthusiast3231 Год назад
nic is such a good actor, i know people shit on him for being weird and stuff and being in some not so good movies. The bathroom scene, when me and my partner saw it. made me cry. I'm not entirely sure why, its just so powerful to me
@KirbyMobile1
@KirbyMobile1 3 года назад
Two people died in the mini movie at the end of the video, One man and One axe. That leaves us with a nice even grey and blue pie. I’ll give the golden chainsaw award to the axe, that climactic death of shattering with the dude in an onosecond is really satisfying. I’ll get the dull machete award for lamest kill that that nameless guy. He died from his soul just leaving his body before it ends. With a run time of 50 seconds, that gives us a kill on average every 25 seconds exactly. And that’s it, The Tragedy of James' axe , unofficial title by the way, came out in 2020. Until next time, I’m [REDACTED]. This has been the kill count.
@zipmaniac5277
@zipmaniac5277 3 года назад
Sniperkid 1395 now that is a BRUH MOMENT
@joshbrewster2832
@joshbrewster2832 3 года назад
you took time to do this and i appreciate that
@vortiger5035
@vortiger5035 3 года назад
Impressive, now add that and the whole scoot of this video Edit “script” not scoot
@mushroorn
@mushroorn 3 года назад
Stolen comment.
@remington-7008
@remington-7008 3 года назад
Alanna Artroid made this comment on these video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7tnkIiwl-cQ.html over a month ago its the top comment on the video stolen comment
@miklutek
@miklutek 3 года назад
10% of the comments: about the kill count 90% of the comments: about the axe accident at the end. Axedent? Idk man, it was sad
@thedude8457
@thedude8457 3 года назад
I hate seeing James upset
@I_Hat123
@I_Hat123 3 года назад
Axeident
@Archmagos_assistant
@Archmagos_assistant 2 года назад
Nice 👌🏾
@TheCapelessCrusader
@TheCapelessCrusader 2 года назад
Hehe, axe-ident. That's funny. Also that comment is absolutely something James would say in one of his kill counts.
@acemerceramv8561
@acemerceramv8561 2 года назад
It was saxe
@DragonaxFilms
@DragonaxFilms 2 года назад
This is like a 90's Boomer Shooter turned into a movie. Freaking incredible.
@Weird..lesbian69
@Weird..lesbian69 Год назад
This movie is so weirdly good 💀
@bootyman20
@bootyman20 4 года назад
James is so sad about the axe breaking but he fails to see that he has a TINY MURDER AXE AND A SPEAR NOW!
@antoniomathews8147
@antoniomathews8147 4 года назад
I was just about to say, It's basically the Broken Spear of Leonidas from Assassin's Creed Odyssey
@goldylocks1932
@goldylocks1932 4 года назад
The Devs he now has 2 in 1
@Toylawyer
@Toylawyer 4 года назад
James: I have been CHOSEN * Holds axe and Dagger (that's what I think it looks like) *
@GreenBeanie91
@GreenBeanie91 4 года назад
Why does nick cage look like James covered in blood in the thumbnail.
@sebb7162
@sebb7162 4 года назад
That's what I said lol
@greythomas6199
@greythomas6199 4 года назад
I thought it was him and made it to an actual movie
@gnol89
@gnol89 4 года назад
That’s what i thought lmao
@Luccifugus
@Luccifugus 4 года назад
@@greythomas6199 same
@gamergod9993
@gamergod9993 4 года назад
You’ve been on RU-vid for over 8 years, I respect that.
@13shaeshae
@13shaeshae Год назад
“Noooooooooo” “are you okay?” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO” mood.
@aldrichhf35
@aldrichhf35 2 года назад
I actually wanted a horror movie where the person who survived a massacre from a bunch of psycho killers takes revenge by hunting them one by one like this, or simply reverse horror
@geraldgreg5370
@geraldgreg5370 4 года назад
James has such a nice and comedic voice, so hearing him say "NOOOOO" and "IT BROOOOKE" was shocking to me
@WoodSageSeaSalt
@WoodSageSeaSalt 4 года назад
I love how he says "That's nice" in other videos.
@roigergoololo3966
@roigergoololo3966 4 года назад
Ditto.
@theavocadowhisperer46
@theavocadowhisperer46 4 года назад
SadBoy when was that??
@Nessi5
@Nessi5 4 года назад
Chelsea's "Baby are you okay?" at the end is the cutest thing ever!
@timfrey2358
@timfrey2358 4 года назад
Rachel V that melted my heart lmao but I was able to laugh knowing he has a new axe :)
@eliechavarria7703
@eliechavarria7703 4 года назад
Rachel V I agree. 😔😔😔😔😍😍😍😍
@edelbyrne4255
@edelbyrne4255 4 года назад
what do u think their couple name should be? Jamesea?
@sniper_dragon2593
@sniper_dragon2593 4 года назад
I agree
@zedsyzygy205
@zedsyzygy205 4 года назад
@@edelbyrne4255 Chelsames
@aaront4494
@aaront4494 2 года назад
Dang, I knew it was coming but my heart still dropped when it fell. That is so awesome that they provided another one.
@Eileeleedon
@Eileeleedon 2 года назад
Thank you for telling us about your replacement ax in the beginning so I can feel guiltless when I laugh when the first one breaks XD
@ashwin8060
@ashwin8060 4 года назад
Axe: breaks Dead inside meat
@HunGredy
@HunGredy 4 года назад
Your comment is way too unappreciated
@ashwin8060
@ashwin8060 4 года назад
Thank
@robiniguess8230
@robiniguess8230 4 года назад
*thank*
@chrisrains8670
@chrisrains8670 4 года назад
How many deaths were responsible in “The break of the murder axe”? Let’s find out and get to the kills There were 2 deaths in the video, one an inanimate object and the other James soul, which leaves us with a half cherry half gray pie chart With a run time of 30 seconds and 2 kills, we can average that out to a kill every 15 seconds I give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to the axe for brutally murdering James’ emotions Dull machete for lamest kill goes to James for putting the axe in a very unsafe position, causing its downfall And that’s it, “The break of the murder axe” was released on March 27 in 2020 and left fans absolutely devastated, seeing James’ heart explode to bitter pieces of “Dead Meat” ...thanks
@jaxattack4817
@jaxattack4817 4 года назад
Be good people😆😆
@sundered681
@sundered681 4 года назад
Beautiful.
@user-sq9pf9eo9w
@user-sq9pf9eo9w 4 года назад
That was good
@tiagomarques9822
@tiagomarques9822 4 года назад
This was epic.
@LudwigElric118
@LudwigElric118 4 года назад
This is a thing of beauty
@tokyojackson5197
@tokyojackson5197 3 года назад
13:03 That bug on Nicolas's shoulder just chillin lmao.
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