Marble Sorting Machine DEBUNK 

SmarterEveryDay And stunning to boot.

They are great together !

Lol, hologram her like in that one scene in Blade Runner 2049?

They both are.

Notice me senpai~~

Originally spelled before your edit: "greatings" Learn to spell you piece of shit Edit: glad you learned to spell you piece of shit

@@williamcampbell9859 You share a last name with a soup can, I think you're the piece of shit here.

@@forlorn3778 lmao 😂 nice one

@@forlorn3778 takes me back to primary school - not knowing how to rebut arguments and devolving to childish name-based insults, as if anyone gets to choose their name 😂🤣😂🤣

William Campbell I changed it.

And yes I do realise that you are actually Russian, just thought it was interesting because Instagram themselves never directly translate their name. I'm a very basic Russian learner so it's interesting to pause the video and see if there are any little russian easter eggs in there :)

@@Maffoo hey I'm learning Russian too! Learning Russian buddies :>

Captain Disillusion literally grew up in the USSR lol

@@memmoman did you even read the first reply you brain-dead melon

@@Sillimant_ yes i did, only brain dead melons call other people brain dead melons

had me laughing out loud right now too. Love the Captain D character dynamic.

@@americantoastman7296 me too

Yeeees, precisely!

He's right, as reverse is temporal, backwards OTOH, which is often spatial, is not as precise a term!

People are always correcting you when you're not even wrong. Wait,@@_dan_gutierrez are you serious? "He did it backwards" as in started at the end, instead of the beginning... whatever you've convinced yourself is wrong with this statement is nitpicking at best. Even if using a temporal word is _technically_ "better," the first one is not incorrect, so only a pompous douchecanoe would ever "correct" someone for that. The Captain seems to be aware of that, but you-- unless this is a joke.

Rip

OOOF

It nearly gave me a heart attack 😅

HAHAHAHAHAHHHA

Launy

Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete.

I'd smash him too 😎

If you can't talk tech gibberish don't even talk to me.

7:00

I will smash too

That's youtube for you

I discovered him yesterday after watching his collaboration with +Mark Rober on "Flying Phone Scam Exposed (So I built a REAL one)" I had never heard of Mark Rober before Yesterday either, however it was in my RU-vid Recommendations yesterday. I subscribed to both channels and now I am watching their videos. I like both of the channels and their content. +Orange83 you should check out Mark Rober's Channel also if you like this kind of content. I guess I am a RU-vidr, I watch videos, make videos, recommend Videos and channels.. write comments.. it's what I do.. It's a lot of fun.. TTYL

I found Captains channel via Mark Rober's video as well. :)

same

That's exactly what they'd want you to think...

Right? It sucks that I just found this channel. Amazing stuff.

@@HaplessOne That just means you have way more content you haven't yet experienced!

Is she his wife?

@@kitkit8375 hw has I think

Sssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppp

Useless Duck Company Wintergatan already did it with their marble machine

Probably have to program a bad word filter for that thing as well

Roshkin it didn't sort marbles. It just distributed marbles evenly.

Anyone realize this was posted 11 years ago I know it’s 11 hours but I thought it was funny so I’m leaving it in

WTF 12 hours:/

I came here looking to the comments looking for similar thoughts,. It, even in it's small space, is actually well written. I am incredibly interested in the bridges built between two diametrically opposed forces,, it is really well done. Capt Disillusion and Holly Gram also nail the parts, and it is two people playing a camp trope, very well.

@@chrisvalentine3122 His filmmaking interest paying off very well.

hahahahah

*AND THEN CAPTAIN DISILLUSIONS BECAME HYPERREALISTIC AND HIS EYES WERE BLEEDING AND KILLED ME AND I AM DEAD NOW.*

THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD AND I SCREAMED AND RAN OUT OF MY ROOM BUT I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND MY EYES WERE BLOODEY AND BEHIND ME THERE WAS C APA DILUSOOP.EXE AND HE SAID "IM GOD " AND I SHAT MY PANTS

@@nick8052 *AND CKSKFKKD SKOOPNWORDPASS.EXE KILLED ME AND SO I FARTED THEN I KILLED CKOOOSP.EXUCUTABLE AND CKXKDKSKDKDKDLDLD.EXUALGBUTALE EYES TURNED HYPER REALISTIC AND HIS EYES (WITH HANDS) WERE BLEEDING AND STAB ME AND NOW I AM DEAD AHHH*

k

Oh! And that's a metaphor for an actual relationship! 😮

Seth Yance. That’s actually a lot like Adam Ruins Everything. In his TV show, almost every character hates him for being such a smartass. I think Captain does a much better job, though.

yah but the who "pretty girl loves me" thing is hard to get over

Like Rick from Rick and morty

@@phinkofman1366 don't compare the captain to Rick and Morty

@@Idontknow-sb7wb except for a lot of Adams Points can be disputed rather easily I saw quite a few of these videos and while he pretends to know everything about the subject there is a lot of holes in his points which are easy to expose

Cody'sLab **and then flush them into a mercury filled toilet powered by bees**

Cody'sLab The scale of thermal expansion would be so small, I doubt that would be feasible

i can't think of a reasonable way to do this without electronics using sensors

coolest would be a slow board where chemicals may react with the paint to produce gas to open valves

Each marble has a slightly different bounce, with color coding. Red bounces the most, blue is middling, green being the least bounciful. Drop them each the same height onto an angled surface, catch them in different chutes. The rebound distance/angle sorts the high, middle and low bounciful balls apart readily. This doesn't sort by color, per se, but it would sure look like it does! For real color-based, non-electronic sorting: Each ball acts as a tiny lens, to focus bright light onto a bi-metallic strip through a colored filter. These strips bend one way or the other, depending how hot they get. The filters are 'band-pass', they pass light of certain colors, block all others. Red-pass, green pass, blue-pass. The strip, on being heated by the filtered light, would bend, actuating some kind of trap-door, allowing the marble to pass. Or not. A red marble in the green 'trap' would not activate the strip, so no bending, marble rolls past the trap. Or the other way: A red marble in a red 'trap' would get passed along, red marble in green 'trap' drops out? Not green sensor? Options! So, each strip responds only when a marble is in place to act as a lens and the marble passes right color of light to get through the filter. It wouldn't be terribly fast, but as long as there enough light to activate the strips, it runs.

Not even an opinion, it's a fact.

He puts more work into his end-of-video exits than most people put into their entire videos.

99.999% tbh

@@gustavobraga582 the other 0.001% is just Cap’s channel

Becoming?

he has been at this for 10 years!

Steel Eagle totally!! It reminds me of my childhood. Just learning, wholesome jokes, and friends.

+Dave Brohma exactly my thaught

Trust me, some do (and i think, most of subscribers on this channel)...

Naaa its the best at what it does though. Which is be a tv quality show that comes out at a snails pace cuz its like 1 guy

thanks my dude

*Theoretical astrobiophysicist

@Vismay Sriram of course

@@person_man9278 dammit ahahah you got me 😂

Thanks

She's going to set up a sister channel about fun physics and/or recreating fake videos as practical experiments!

Yo I'd watch that.

Please no. We don't need her polluting science with SJW propoganda.

Where did you get the SJW part?

GrandRepo Amen

Opening a door with ur head

That's fucking cursed

Cause you heard it with your heart

For real huh, it’s a beautiful quote.

Don’t we all 👏😩

He must be secretly Dave Consiglio.

My favourite tell is that he didn't really bother to fake the physics up by the top peg, so towards the end some marbles clip through each other.

I'm from the time even before home computers and all I needed was the marbles hitting the first peg and I knew it was a render.

The marbles just look weird lmao idk

LMAO The younger they are, the easier to fool. YMMV in the United States tho.

They move weirdly and slow

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Isaac Peters HAVE YOU NOT SEEN JAMES CHARLES that’s right captain d got James Charles WOW

geeeee so original and funny

"disallusion"

No they paint the bottom idiot

undoubtedly the best content made specifically for youtube.

Idk it feels too scripted

shite? what are yuo on abaot

well duh no one can manifest themselves from thin air.

Shit is shit no matter how much you polish it.

This comment made my day

"Without the effort of some strange" For the record, you just made a sex reference.

Johny (yes this is a reply to a 3 year old comment) but I would suggest you switch off the subtitles. Only if you hear something you do not quite got, turn them on for that particular word/phrase. I am also not a native speaker, in fact English is my 3rd language, but watching it with subs just makes it harder to pick up things. Like I was always asking people to repeat things because I couldn't hear what they said. But without subtitles... after a month or so I did much much better.

@@xTerminatorAndy This is a reply to a 3 year old comment

@@Just-A-RU-vid-User yes you are able to read. Good job!

I am agree. 8:57, hilarious!

hbomberguy hey! Make more videos!

It seems all of my favorite You-Tubers watch Captain D!

Hi Dad!

14 thousand dollars

Swallow them all, of course. Thanks for making me obsessed with your channel and also maybe making me a communist, btw

where is danny black I hate portrait video too. It just triggers me.

VVS is a pest of modern videos. Save the birds! Save Star Wars! Bring back Glove and Boots!!!

where is danny black I don't*

Man of culture i see

Yeah he's been here since 2006 with high quality videos all the time, I also took a log time to discover him but it was definitely worth it

Same

RU-vid is full of hidden gems, this guys been around for years. I remember when Game Theory didnt even have 50k yet. Theres also tons of people lost in the void who have quality content but are i the the 50 and 60 veiw range because they never got the publicity.

Starving Wolf any suggestions of creators with similar quality content? Or any great content creator really? I’d love to find more

Same here bro

I love this comment. It's so true. These nuances are why I like Cap. D so much.

"First half of the second half" Thats called 3rd quarter

A SFX scientist? PhD is SFXology.

yup so true

You mean the scientist BS vs I don’t care I just wanna build shit mentality

My favorite science guy after Brian Feynman Hawking.

Please don't... Tyson really has nothing to do with these great individuals.

My favorite is Bill Sagan-Hawking.

Creator's Remorse Just because he shitposts on Twitter doesn't mean he isn't very intelligent, and his Cosmos reboot has inspired many to seek careers in STEM fields. He's not a bad guy, just obnoxious.

Can we pledge somewhere to fund this biological abomination? Like just take the best chromosomes of each and complement it with the second best?

Captin date?

Bruh he debunked vsauce because in D.O.N.G he was in it and talked about the galton board which is like the marble sorting machine

@@weirdo6821 the galton board is a actual scientific formula, the marbles are more likely to land in the center than the sides, creating a mountian shape. Its easy to get them mixed up though, its the same idea but colors do not affect physics.

Yes, he destroys fake videos * wink wink *

CAPTAIN FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you mean seems? It should!

It is basically

It really should be

but it shows internet stuff and tv shows never do that

cough cough outrageous acts of science mhhmg yheah

SirBanana get cancer

this one and the report of the week

Ah shit, here we go

as a fellow banana i agree with your statement

I hope you guys fall over and lightly scrape your knee.

She _wanted_ to believe it was real. I can understand that...

What I'm somewhat surprised was not made more clear here was the distribution Holly mentioned. It's not remotely that flat, it's an obvious bell curve, very reliably. The "marbles" should have been heaped into a hill-like shape (possibly burying some bottom pegs) in the middle, with just a handful at either end. That alone debunks the video. There is actually a very small chance that random events build order, because what we _feel_ looks random is an _artificially_ even distribution, while pure randomness includes clusters, gaps and even parts of patterns which eventually, with enough attempts, can form anything. It's that thing where if you put enough chimps in front of enough typewriters, one of them will eventually write War and Peace or the Bible. It is not at all likely, but possible that the random cluster of marbles is color-sorted by their random interaction with the pegs.

Its the post post-modern central claim i believe and very nice to see.

C absolute gibberish

You don't fuck with David Foster Wallace I take? It does sound a bit cunty I agree, but also do think it's true.

bill c yeah no the comment makes perfect sense

C r/iamverysmart

One time,you will get something to the drawer open.

Well you can't open your desk with your heart neither

😁 good one!

*Succesful*

*"how to be succesful in life"*

ZImpresive oh hell, is this real?

TheMemeManTNM there’s a video for that too ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kcIU_iA4VAI.html

ZImpresiv

@@ohyeahyeah1174 what in the actual fuck are you thinking

_Redacted_

Oooooofff

@@MINEXKILLER first of all it's *instagram second of all it's secret because it's russian and many english-speaking people don't speak russian

now she too has magical "farthing that makes you fly" powers.

I actually heard "greenneedle"

I don't make simulations myself but I'd looked into it at one point and the second I saw it it was painfully obvious what it was.

It's decent in terms of animation, but not if you're trying to fool someone. That's how I noticed too.

Noooo... I stil cry ever tim for Jacob ;_;

I see you carry the symbol of a prestige youtuber, I respect you.

Jacob should of gotten bella. I was really angry #TeamJacob

okay, what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? i only read the books so i could know what i was talking about when talking shit, and *jacob forced himself on bella MORE THAN ONCE.* she told him over and over she didn't want to be with him, and in one of her moments of need when she had to ask for his help jacob *took advantage of the situation and made her kiss him.* you seriously going to say he was a better choice? neither of them were good!

@Hayden Childress english?

Her name was Holly before she was a hologram, it’s a play on “Holy” because she’s supposed to be a goddess.

@@NickOwens Wait, this character existed as a non-hologram at one point? I thought I've seen all of Captain D's videos and I don't remember that. Maybe I've just forgotten.

Mostly the name sticks because RED DWARF. Honestly. Floating head, guys...

Dude

Truly the best. When we finally decided to use our Timewinder Drives to collect those DNA samples from way back yonder and splice those three awesome minds together, wow. Remember the Splice Split though? That riot was wild stuff. Fortunately nobody cares about the Encelladus colony anyway so it wasn't too bad to lose only one of our planets to infighting. Silly thing really. We should take better care of our nuke silos next time. Good opportunity to study the catastrophic events of total planetary collapse though.

@@Shrooblord ???

Yeah they built it up a bit like they were going to. Would have been awesome. Maybe in a follow up video.

I have so many unsorted balls right now!

Flannigan Bluffs Or perhaps Holly will make a sister channel for recreating fakes with real science, mathematics, and engineering.

Me too!

would you have rather they did and this video was posted in december instead ?

Dean C how did you type this

oiki hbsj oh

Wait hold on how do you hear something different if your blind

@@gabrielandjosh1521 In the video, instead of the playing the actual sound, an explosion was played.

Damn

And of course, your channel is first of all great entertainment, what I've said there was just a huge plus!

Captain D : Ok got my ad revenue now bye kids

@@mgerman6883 I didn't see one ad he doesn't make much money

Captain D earns from his Patreons not RU-vid..

It’s just meant to be funny 🤷🏽‍♂️not taken literally

when you are 90 years then he says its time for me to go kids

@Professional Pretender I do not believe that statement is accurate. Also in the current year of 2019, it is much more appropriate to say a member of the LGBTQIA+ community who identifies with the male gender he was assigned at birth, and exhibits attraction to other men who identify with the male genders they were asssigned at birth. This comment could be accurate though if you exhibited some sort of sarcasm in making this statement, and if the definition of gay you were using is the adjective which according to Merriam Webster means happily excited or merry. Because Captain Disillusion's lore is not a merry or excited one. The lore involved in this video is actually a rather sad and unfortunate one. From what I've been able to deduce from the few other videos I've seen, Captain Disillusion divorced the woman, Holly, seen in the video (who he has a son with BTW). She was once evil in nature, and spent previous trying to get back with the Captain. She's losing her powers, isn't really evil anymore, and has settled on having a friendshop with her ex-lover. If this was the intent you were trying to convey in this single three letter word, then I applaud you.

Nah, gay is ok

@@masario5832Ok dude. Chill.

TreeTalk nah its gay

TreeTalk lol I can’t tell if this is a joke or not, if ur not joking theeeennnnnnn I don’t think anyone in the LGBT+ community cares that much

I would love to answer you, but I am not allowed to.

Scott Korin *with soviet accent* "ahem, there is no Russian Instagram, what are you talking about?"

Vkontakte

HimKioo VK is much more like Facebook

actualy, this is Одноклассники, but dont tell anyone, bec

SUSCRIBE!

How did you find him?

@@bhabatoshsarker366 This video was on my recommended page!

@@azzydraws3107 wow I never found him in my recommendation I found him from Mark rober video

This is why his older videos have so many views even though his sub count was low at the time. The production value is so good that they still hold up years later. Now he’s at over 2 million subs and growing every day even though he releases a video every month or less.

Cabib Tanggomay Ditto

Same

Does it mean he even debunked this guy? (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UCmPmkHqHXk.html )

me too

same

She has a channel ???

@@RedFox-dj7di yep

Yeee mark rober!!

@@picklejar7236 what's her channels name???

@@picklejar7236 I know Mark Rober has one, his is fun to watch. but Holly has one too? what's her channel name?

I see what you did there

my significant other says i'm very good at SFX

Also, after most of the marbles have already fallen from the top, the rest continue falling in a perfect stream, passing directly through the stream of marbles coming from the other side.

Mr.Antonio Gallardo gotta love some D

Stromae #shrekawareness

SHREK AWARENESS

It's a ... D-Day

Greg Gallacci dude that's so cool! Ellen must have loved it

People with skills like this are the real illusionists of the world, and I love it just as much as I don't understand a single bit of how to do it.

Jay Kay I don't have a clue either, but I'm glad CD is around to explain them.

ahahah you´re freaky

ad ?

Don't do that

Wha-- I don't-- Uh. Guys, I can't read this comment properly. I can understand the words, but not the sentence. I'm scared, help me.

Godzilla I’m saying that I’m a fan of CaptainDisillusion essentially. I pressed the like button before the video began, and there was an Advertisement before it began.

Dude if you can afford it, it's so worth it paying the $10 a month to get rid of those annoying ads.

NonsensicalVids carl degrasse DHawkins the Science Guy

what happened to the child. didn't he somehow wipe him from existence. or who was the carl guy.

she says "Karl Degrasse Dawkins" not carl degrasse dawkins nye

You mean Cap friendzoned a literal GODDESS.

Spirited Spy underrated channel

Ikr

Today

@@caelblanch2737 noice

Spirited Spy I have some good news for you friend

TheMasterPoop Well she is losing her powers so that could explain it

Brendan Metivier Tfw too lazy to add the green eyes the whole time so make up a backstory as to why they’re not green lol, nice one Captain D

What about their kid too

TheMasterPoop oh wow! Love your ytp’s!

Brendan Metivier if by powers you mean "acting ability" did she have any to begin with?

Konstantin Otrembsky ayyyyy

Oh shit nice

Hello there, general Otrembsky!

hi, tovarishch

What up!?

He actually investigated then debunked Santa at age 4 and subsequently exposed his parents lies.

Wha-what are you guys talking about? 😟😢

@@filam7371 Santa was killed by Tim Allen in the 90s

@@MrHendrix17 that bastard 🥺😭

Yeah physics can be glitchy in a game engine running a realtime physics simulation, but for something like this where its baked in advanced, you can set the physics timescale and everything ahead of time to make it more realistic. Even if you forgot to do that, and didnt want to re-bake it, you could just make it play faster. I think the captain is right when he said that the author just didnt set the gravity or physical properties (mass, friction, bounciness.) correctly, or rather, he put them at values necessary to get the balls in every ending bracket.

Me toooooooo

Me too.

right lmaoing my ass off

They were green in the water cup trick too. Tripped me out so I came back to see if they were green here. Source: I've been watching too much CD today

it's because she's losing her powers

A lot of people wear colored contacts

_w _*_H_*_ e _*_E_*_ z _*_E_*

That's what I thought right when I saw it

It does, it's just really, really tiny. Which still doesn't happen irl, but still.

Because the stream of marbles is divided significantly into two streams, they might fall into a distribution that is the sum of two binomial distributions (bell shaped curves). Although, because the bounce off the elliptical block spreads out each of the two streams a bit, the curves might end up a little less pointy and a bit more spread out, but the varying trajectories of the marbles after bouncing off the ellipse would not be too big an effect because they would get channeled (or if you're British channelled) in-between the square prisms underneath the brunt of the two new distributions, squeezing them a bit "whew; long sentence". Furthermoreorless the distribution of the marbles after that first bounce is complicated because they are bumping into each other as well, and seeing as I don't particularly want to google "videos of balls bouncing into each other" to collect data on it I'ma gonna leave that shift term as a constant. One final thing to consider: wait the final thing? Like ever? Am I going to explode after this?...... Yes, moving on. The edge of the distribution (this one is weird, it does have edges unlike a true "normal distribution") reaches the edge of the array of widgets, I mean, square prisms (diamond prisms?) very quickly and bounce off that, which sort of mirrors and then overlays the bits of the distribution that get there, only in a more annoying to calculate continuous way. That last reason is why it is spread out so evenly at the end. That and perhaps because if they did not, the person who made this may not have liked the look and may have tweaked the program a tad to get a new bunching until it looked nice and even. Wow, look at all those run on sentences, sorry, about that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's because it's not a Galton board. Just because it looks like one, doesn't mean it *is* one. Something constructed with pegs like this would likely have an inverse bell curve as the slopes of the pegs would give more left/right momentum than a bounce.

@AS - 08RS - Sir John A Macdonald Sr PS (1540) Whoops, I didn't actually consider the inital peg :D Although I would have to ask then, if the shape of the pegs do not influence the pattern and still function as a galton board, then relative to each ball, wouldn't it effectively just be a galton board on each side and form a curve on either side?