Marci X - The Cinema Snob 

"I don't know why so many people were excited for 'Black Panther', I mean you already had 'Marci X'. " I can't stop laughing.

Kudrow rapping about designer bags. I can see why she suffered depression in her later years.

If I didn't know before hand, I would have thought it was the director of this movie who said "I have a great relationship with the blacks".

"It's like watching Veggietales and then halfway through they fuck!" Ummm...that's pretty much the plot of Sausage Party

Oh boy, can't wait for the remake starring Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart

This does look like a movie made in 1993 and then shelved for 10 years.

From the director of Milk Money. We in good hands folks.

"How do we get Friends to become more popular in the black community?" "I have an idea!"

"Will It Fit" is one of my favourite running gags, it always gets a laugh

you know the episode will be great when it opens with a facepalm

While Ed felt like a fake movie Joey would be in, this feels like a fake movie that Jenna Maroney and Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock would be in.

Just...that was a poor choice by a lot of people in the film industry.

I legit laughed out loud at "celebrate black history month by shoving the DVD box set of Roots up my ass" 😂😂

Holy shit this movie would have been outdated in 1992!

I was fine living my life not knowing Marci X existed, but now I just don't know.

I lost it at Sweet 'n Low Knight.

"I've never seen anyone overcompensate with a fucking zipper!" Two words: Tetsuya Nomura. You're welcome.

This movie is whiter than a Kids Bop version of a rap song free-styled by American Dragon: Jake Long.

I hope Lisa fired her agent after this.

Fun fact: When this idea was first pitch to the studio, the working title was "Gettin' JAPpy Wit' It" I'm not making that up.

Oh, you know it’s gonna be good when the poster on the wall is NUKIE.

A snob review that starts with a facepalm and 10 seconds of silence? Oh boy, this'll be good!

Halfway through the review, and I can already tell: White/Caucasian/American people will come to look upon this film with shame, in the same way that the African-American community looks upon SOUL PLANE in shame. On behalf of non-asshole white people, I apologize to any black American who somehow saw this film, and as hard as we try to wash the bloody remains...THE SCARS WILL NEVER LET US FORGET.

You can totally tell that Damon Wayans isn't taking this role seriously at all: he's using the voice he used to mock his children in "My Wife and Kids." XD

Firing live ammunition on a stage is something only Miss Velma can get away with.

I find it hilarious that even a bad comedy film from 2003 was using Trump as a punchline.

I knew he'd have a black history month tie in!!!

I can’t tell who should offended, I just know someone should be.

"A lot of people getting brutally murdered". Ah perfect, another collaboration of Estus Pirkle and Ron Ormond.

"ED" seems more dignified now...

So this is the movie where all the dialogue was written by Zelda Scott from that old Game Crazy training video.

The best jokes in this entire theme month are those involving the Friends characters reacting to their own movies.

Oh shit, Brad actually mentioned RU-vid Poop. *_DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL_*

I almost feel like I am owed an apology from someone for this movie. It hurts my souls...

This review made me go out and buy this movie. I am now the VERY proud owner of Marcy X on DVD!

This has 'Ivanka X' written all over it!

It's showing on The Laff Channel. And holy crap was it a bit of a hard pill to swallow.

Occasionally the pitch and subsequent corporate discussion approving said pitch, is probably more interesting than the final product. I feel that this movie proves my thesis. Thank you Cinema Snob for adding this treasure to this month's last gasp of the wonderful wild world of Friendsuary.

ok.... when the "purserap" was going was the first time in year I went "wooooooow" so loud my fiance woke up

Yay a Buswhacked gag! Now we just need Rap Critic to review one of the raps in this movie

“Live action racist cartoon” - could have been the title of this film.

This was made in 2003?!😱

You know this month has been god-awful when the best movie Brad's covered in it is Three to Tango.

One of the best parts of my week. Monday whenever a Snob episode drops.

I rarely feel offended for other people, but this film offends me in ways I can't describe.

I completely forgot that this movie even existed. Gee, I wonder why.

I had a perpetual cringe-face the entire time.

Friendsuary movies ranked from Least worst to worst 4. Three to Tango 3.Ed 2. Kissing a Fool 1. Marci X

What a way to end Black History Month.

wow... one of the most painful ones you've done yet.

"Why isn't her agent stopping this?" I get the feeling Lisa was being blackmailed to appear in this film.

I'm sorry but I laughed my ass off when that girl got stabbed with the fork and shouted "Stop it!"

24:20 *BUSHWHACK* *_FEVER_*

Well this was certainly an interesting episode

Oh god! Don't tell me Marci X is a reference to Malcolm X, noooooooooo whyyyyy XD

If ever you want to measure how much progress has been made, imagine trying to get this greenlit in 2018.

I think Marci would have rapped better if she had a cold like Pheobe in that Friends episode... Also, the Latino woman that pulled the gun at the club never gets a comeuppance! It's like they ran out of movie!

Now I wasn't expecting a Gay Jesus cameo. I wonder if brad will make him a recurring gag character a la Eddie from Rosie Rabbit? And now who was expecting Will it Fit? as the Snob's way to celebrate Black History Month?

My inner LOTR fanboy found the Into the West joke way too funny, 11/10 would laugh too loud in public again.

So this is the much lauded white people don't get black people movie I've hungered for

13:08 Oh god, I thought Brad dubbed that over as a joke for a second. But then it kept going. And it was real. It was a different time back then.

Did anybody else get an ad for "Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac & the Notorious B.I.G." in the middle of this review?

This is definitely one of those movies where if you're friend genuinely likes it and owns it you have two options before you: completely severing ties with that friend, or staging an immediate intervention. Either way, it's going to be painful and the memories that this is a thing will haunt you forever.

Wow this is making Ed, Kissing a Fool and Three to Tango look Oscar-worthy in comparison!

Instead of actually releasing this movie, they should have used it to blackmail everyone who starred in it.

"If the writers of The Brady Bunch penned an episode of Fresh Prince" should really be the tagline for this movie.

13:53 I can't help but to feel like this was a slave auction low-key. It's like the one in Get Out except it's trying to be funny. I understand it's for charity, but I can't help but to notice it.

Omg that dance scene in the middle.. Ow.. I never thought a movie could put me through physical pain again like "127 hours" did but cinima snob, you found it.

"This remake of the Lion King sucks!" And on that day a studio somewhere said hold my beer and took a year off to prove, it could be done worse.

I saw this movie about seven or eight years ago and my mind has worked tirelessly since to purge it from my memory...this brought all of that back like a vietnam flashback.

I saw a Snob upload, i clicked on the video, then that expression appeared 0:00 and i insta liked xD

I can say one thing.... this movie really makes me want to listen to the backstreet boys again. Love them when I was growing.

Wha...wha..what did I just witness????

I would love to hear what the actors would think now years later about this movie

13:10 that joke actually aged amazingly well!

This literally makes me want to die.

Damon Wayans, why?

Marci is right to ask her friends for relationship advice. One of them is the girl from the Goodbye Earl music video, so we knows she's experienced in hiding the body of her friends' exes.

Chris Rock said no to this? Oh man. Grown Ups? Done. Bad Company? Done. Dr Doolittle? Done. Marci X? I don't think so.

That feeling when you're happy it's almost over, then you see the Cinema Snob card and realize it's only been fifteen minutes.

Glad to see you finally do a Frank Sr. reference, since you didn't make one in the last one. Petition to bring back Friendsuary. The Object of my Affection must be put in your hands.

I’d just like to point out that this movie was made in 2000 and then released three years later to capitalize on Lisa Kudrow’s fame while “Friends” was airing its final season.

Easily the best of the Friendsuary reviews, i'd say.

Brad you should do a live cinema snob episode, where we can watch along. That'd be awesome.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Cinema Snob. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bad Christian movies most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Brad's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hitler , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike The Cinema Snob truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Brad's existential catchphrase "This Movie Is Shit" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Michael Stevens’ genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I do have a The Cinema Snob tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I DONT CARRRRREE 😂 okay this review was way funnier than the movie

Ahh that was a nice deep cut on the Miss Cleo reference. Well done sir.

6:16 at least she brought chocolates. Last time I was in the hospital I only got stitches

I can’t wait for Seinfeld-tember. A whole month of Bee Movie reviews!!!

Cinema Snob, you have know idea how happy it makes me that you finally got around to this movie. I love you...in the butt.

Thank you for reviewing this movie. Years ago... it gave my best friend cancer... this fucker's been asking for it!

Hey Brad, I have an idea for your next themed month. You could review Dario Argento films for October. You can call it Argentober.

Why do I get the feeling that the next movie he reviews is a Death Wish sequel because of the Death Wish remake coming out this weekend. Prediction: It's Death Wish 3!

Now which was worst: this or Kissing a Fool

Brad, I'm surprised you didn't make 90's slasher themed month where you talk about movies like Urban Legend, Valentine, Soul Survivors etc. given how you dislike the Scream movies. Any chance of us seeing that in the future?

"Marci X...from the producers who were beaten by Pootie Tang by two years." Edit: It just dawned on me that Damon Waynes, who was in Spike Lee's Bamboozled in 2000, isn't feeling any irony in this film.

So, is this better or worse that the 2003 Razzies "winner" Gigli?

Red carpets are streeter than the movie, at least there's a possibility the red came from blood or something

I don't know which 'Lion King' remake is worse. 'Marci X', or the 'Lion King' remake that's currently in theaters.

OMG!!! I can't even watch this review all the way through. Mental anguish and physical pain.