Mario, but 4 Dogs Spawn Every Second 

the "Fir is polite to dogs" counter is one of the best things man has ever created

"How much DPS do you have?" "Four." "That's a lot of dogs."

It's wild that there's functionality for the dogs to steal Bowser's hats despite the fact that they never interact at any point in the game Wonder what logic in the code causes that

I've decided that the dogs are just all the Pikmin merged into one particularly disobedient batch of dogs: -Fireproof(Red Pikmin) -Lightningproof(Yellow Pikmin) -Immune to poison(White Pikmin) -Incredibly dense(Purple/Rock Pikmin) -Breathe underwater(Blue Pikmin) -Can be used to gain height/Fly(Flying Pikmin) -Sometimes try to hurt you(Mushroom Pikmin) -Dog Shaped(Bulbmin) -Resist cold water(Ice Pikmin(apparently they're a thing?)) -Follow Fir's "commands"(hat throws) I rest my case.

6:00 the dogs fusing into one entity is both adorable and terrifying

So dogs are more dense than water and soup, but less dense than quicksand, pink fiery goo,and poison. We could make a measurement scale out of this! Edit: they are also nonconductive based on the ruined kingdom! We learn more about their properties every minute!

This the most terrifying yet wholesome mod to exist. An army of puppies rain from the heavens, with one goal. To protecc and surround Mario and occasionally steal Cappy because at the end of the day, they are all still puppies, just good bois and girls wanting lots and lots of love and someone to play with. They are forever immortal, never dying, always playing, and protecting those who show kindness to them. They shall break reality itself to achieve their true goal of endless snuggles and treats.

Bowser must’ve been shaking in his boots when he saw Mario pull up with a thousand dogs

My family is currently looking after some dogs for a friend, which (counting our own dogs) makes 5 total running around the house. This mod is genuinely an accurate representation of what it is like trying to walk around while surrounded by dogs XD

The "Fir is polite to dogs counter" is amazing. Thank you editor

Assuming that four dogs did indeed spawn every second, that means there are around 34412 dogs that were spawned over the course of the run Damn

I love how every moon or freeze frame is just mario posing with a bunch of dogs Holy shit I live for the gradual friendship emerging between the dogs and fir :, )

"Dogs are more dense than soup and less dense that lava and poison" *something I never knew I needed Fir to say in a video*

The dog bridge across the poison was genius I love the visual of the tank surrounded by dogs during the mechawiggler fight, it's like mario is trying to resist the army but there are too many of them And then of course there's the "Fir is polite to dogs" counter. Enough said. I love this video, the doggos are so cute and not at all terrifying :)

It's so magical how at the beginning, Fir is annoyed by the dogs, but as time passes, they become closer and find a way to cooperate 😆

It gets so much easier the minute he starts working with them instead of around them. What good boys they are

The real April Fools is that the counter did not count Fir being polite to dogs properly

9:20 Rango just casually ascends to heaven

Finally, a mod that accurately recreates the experience of trying to get things done in (or even just move through) a house with multiple dogs. They're cute and adorable and just the goodest and also completely and utterly inconsiderate of your needs and wishes. If you've ever seen that video with the cat running ahead to roll over in someone's walking path for attention, it's that same energy, just more earnest and less aloof.

21:17 The only way to settle this is with Mario, but 1 Very Tall Dog Spawns Every 10 Seconds

I've never realized how terrifying the Mecha Wiggler is until I saw it charge into you face-on.

Secretly dogs are Mario’s greatest enemy

0:29 “they are falling, they’ll be fine”

21:00 I'd think "Why are they chasing me? Do they have a master, and a plan? Are they trying to make me go insane? Do they want adopted? I'M SO CONFUSED! Are they trying to control me? Are they trying to eat me?"

This video is one of the best showings of just how small Bowser's hit boxes are

"Don’t push me off.." Fir whilst a pack of sinister dogs attempt to brutally murder him by pushing him into the icy abyss..

I love how often Fir says please to thr dogs

The fact that you put "Mario" in the title and I immediately knew you ment Super Mario Oddysey proves that your channel is 90% Super Mario Oddysey and I love it

1:26 The Tragedy of Tophat Tower

Now we need "Mario, but 5 Dogs Spawn Every Second"

bro took "who let the dogs out?" to a whole new level

20:10 Lava's molten earth, so the dogs are less dense than rocks. The specific poison isn't known, but let's assume that it's something about the same density as Lava. Thus the dogs are slightly less dense than most rocks (as there are a few rocks that actually manage to float), but are more durable than those rocks in exchange.

"The dogs are more dense then soup, but less dense then poison and lava. So I don't really know what that mean or implies but it's the truth so... yeah. The more you know." -Fir

This is truly a “What the dog doin?” Video

I was cracking up this whole video 😂, genuine golden content that deserves my subscribing to

“Four dogs spawn every second. They each want your undivided love and attention. This is a threat. The hunt will end with blood.”- unattached voice, corner of bedroom, 1927 recording.

The power of the SMO dog is beyond our capability of understanding.

the dogs trying to follow mario and jumping into the void broke me

I love the "fir is polite to dogs" counter 14/10 they're good dogs

Alternative title SMO but cuteness overload slows down time.

This would be even funnier if he did the paper cut outs like with the Goomba mafia where the story went as... "Mario has spent the entire kingdom's budget on dogs and peach didn't agree with it. So bowser decided to take peach away from the dogs and now mario has to take care of the dogs himself. He figured that if he were to save peach, she could get rid of them." But at the end it went... "Peach was unfortunately saved and mario asked if she could get rid of the dogs. Peach didn't agree and sent mario flying away from the moon and mario now had to deal with 4,372,256,254 dogs by himself."

Remember when the game was unplayable during the last Bowser fight was when an enemy spawned every second ? This is now the game 24/7

Assuming exactly 4 dogs spawned each second with perfect precision and no dogs left out, we can estimate that including cutscenes 34320 dogs spawned in during the challenge

The dogs sacrificing themselves at 1:24 just to get to Fir was both funny and sad

Mario should just send the army to fight every boss. The Bosses would just surrender

Fir is finally playing SMO the intended way

Now we need a tall dog to follow him everywhere

Nice of Nintendo to make every possible doggo interaction to be as gentle as possible, like Jaxi gently bonking into them.

this is no April fool's joke, this is just beautiful

When a child asks for a dog and the parent have to say no, the parents have this dream that night.

4:54 at least at the bottom of the BOTTOMLESS PIT!?!?! That's not how that works.

I love the density chart that we’re learning here. Water/Soup < Dogs < Poison/Lava

fir being polite to dogs brings me so much happiness

Someone organize a hide 'n' seek with this PLEASE

dog pooping at 23:18

If possible, you should do a mod that is the same as this, but when like 10 dogs are close enough, they merge and spawn a bigger dog (and when 10 bigger dogs are close enough they merge and spawn an even bigger dog, and so forth). :D

I didn’t expect Fir to actually do this, but I love it so much 😂 (And the “Fir is polite to dogs counter” was amazing)

I think this is the first time I've heard the sad whimper of a chain chomp

1:26 Rip dogs. They couldn't take it anymore.

1:55 I’ve actually never seen this animation before where she hits you out of the chain chomp and it spins around, I always assumed if she caught up to you you’d just take damage

We all wanted it, we all asked for it, and Fir listened and gave it to us. What an absolute legend.

15:34 you missed a polite moment!!

Loved this video. The "Fir is nice to dogs" counter made me smile even more every time it came up. My only complaint with the vid is that it feels like a missed opportunity to call it Super Mario Dogyssey

They was SO well edited! Nice job, loved the video!

26:36 So they'll just be stuck in an inescapable pool for the rest of their immortal lives? 😢

5:03 me:how is he stalling the bullet bill? the answer:WOOF

Fire proof, water proof, electric proof, poison proof, impact proof, teleporting dogs truly are man's best friend... when on adventures to rescue princesses from giant fire-breathing turtle monsters.

the only way I can't feel guilty about all those dead dogs is by imagineing that they get reincarnated as the other dogs that spawn on fir

the toughest mario enemy has returned to cause more chaos

Coming soon: SMO but 69 cats spawn every second 💀

1:44 I'm surprised they even get knocked back tbh-

Over 40,000 dogs, and yet I must pet them all

Fir's Videos Keep GEtting Better! I love how he actually looks at the comments!

I love these videos, let's get Fir to 300K for all his hard work ❤️

Cappy: doesn’t seem like you can brute force that Fir: (completely brute forces it)

7:42 uhhh that's the actual dog that's supposed be there, the dog with the hat is the actual dog

super mario dogyssey

you mean four you’s spawn every second right?

I needed this today.

15:58 A normal day in New Dog City

Yes The Dream Is True

so cute dogs!!!

Fir:move please doges:no

This is sooo fun please make more of these

I haven’t watched it all yet but I can’t wait to see beach volleyball with the dogs helping you. Edit: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

This was a great idea 😂👌

I'm loving this new era of Fir content, its banger after banger

Okay but could this be made into an actual speedrunning category? I would watch it every time

ITS BEAUTIFUL

Lol they were jumping off 1:31

the dogs jumpin into the void following you out of cap kingdom made me laugh so hard i woke up everyone. no regrets.

Fir is so polite to dogs

13:33 new dog city

fir is the kind of person to see a dog and willingly push it off a cliff just for fun

Nintendo has announced a new game: fir and his a billion dogs in mario odyssey

1. I LOVE THE "Fir is polite to dogs" COUNTER 2. DID ALL THE DOGS GET FLUNG INTO OBLIVION AT THE ROAR OF THE T-REX?! 3. This is the only April Fool's video I've watched and it's amazing.

4:11 dog abuse or Mario abuse?

Woof

That was actually hilarious, excellent video comrade.

Fir is the only person that can do reverse april fools: by taking a joke and making it real