Kevin, you’re just touching the Garfield Kart Iceberg at the guy with 500hrs, if you look a little deeper there is a guy with 36k hours, no I am not joking, he is a god among men.
Mario Kart rip-off? Excuse me Kevin, this piece of history is beyond you understanding. It is truly a testament to man’s achievements, a symbol of the ability for humanity to overcome our differences in order to join hands in racing as our favorite diabetic orange cat, Garfield and his band of friends. Truly, it is a blessing that not many have the privilege, nay, the honor of playing.
“Best game ever created by man”. Everyone knows that Shrek swamp kart speedway is in an entirely different league. Swamp kart speedway is the best game ever created by the gods
Kevin: _”I’ll stick with the coffee.”_ Spiff: Planning a hostile takeover of all existing Fecktopias, and the remainder of Ireland, for Kevin’s support of coffee, rather than tea.
Because turg wasn't doing so well playing Mario Kart and he was bullied by couple of Irish drift daddies and one Jack from America, he decided to move from Mario Kart to Garfield Kart and now he's the happiest fecking lad there is :)
The “It’s-a me Garfield” at the beginning hits different now that Chris Pratt is playing Mario and Garfield, Kevin using his Irish powers to predict the future?
Fun fact! Normal Garfield cart has a multiplayer beta. A few friends and I bought the game just cus and we wanted to play with each other. Spent like an hour just to get in a game because everytime we tried to join one another, the servers would just crash. Also we were the only server on the entirety of Garfield cart. Every single map is just the same map with different background and there were no sound effects :)
"Stupid odie and squeak.. if I could just arrange for them to be murdered then Id be the best racer in town" might be the most Jim Pickens thing Ive heard Kevin say lmao
Manager: "Thanks for all of your hard work over the past year, team. Now that you've got the game engine finished, we just need to wait and see what IP they decide to go with." * two months later * Coder: "Greg, I heard they finally landed on the IP today. Who'd we end up with? Star Wars? Sony? Oh, maybe it's Rare...been years since Diddy Kong Racing." Manager: "Well, uh...they went with....Garfield. Get back to your desks and start customizing the assets for his ass jiggle and lasagna." * I hate my life *
My friend actually got the first one a while ago and the huge change was that all the ai aren't right next to each other so if u get hit in 1st place u don't immediately get last
This game has a very niche target demographics. It’s either for showing your grandma who doesn’t play pc games to make her smile during a lull at Thanksgiving, for your autistic niece who has a special interest in cartoon cats and loves everything with cartoon cats no matter how bad it is, and for dank ironic gamers like Kevin.
So this is the game that the famous Andrew Panton (from the F**kface podcast by Rooster Teeth) holds/held the world records for 😁 great to see Kevin get in the game too!
Okay. I unironically love Garfield. I watched the show, I’ve been reading the books for 22 years, and routinely play the ps2 game even tho it’s only 2 hours long. BUT WHO THE HELL IS HARRY????