Mario Maker - Sorry Not Sorry (Hilariously Awful Level) 

I can't get over the cleverness of the goomba troll at 2:48. Making you think you're in danger when you aren't, and your reaction to the presumed danger ends up killing you. It ends up being more demeaning because you realize you only have yourself to blame. The trolls in this level felt so obvious and so subtle at the same time. It's perfect.

If anyone is curious, the four blocks at the end of the level, besides the pswitch, have more JAMPU girl costumes xDDDDD

"Carl Sagan... isn't that a youtuber?" ahahahaha, that's gold 😂

15:05 new emote SkeptiCarl

I watched this whole thing on stream, Carl spent a whole hour, I kid you not, literally making absolutely no progress whatsoever. No joke. All hail Carl The Puzzlemaster!!

Btw, those 4 blocks at the end. 3 of them had jumpu costumes, so you would get the jumpu ending if not trusting the arrow. At the vine behind the door part there were only 2 falling blocks, so yeah.. You got unlucky i would say. Love you Carl :D

L I K E A G O D D A M N E D F I D D L E

this level was soooo legitimately good. puzzle levels often are just order-of-operations but this is literally just a mystery. That pipe under the other pipe was so good

I know there's way better troll levels out there now, but I still come back to this for nostalgia.

"Does this do anything?" (wiggler turns red and speeds up) "Nope!" (wiggler secretly follows a different rail, forming another path) Carl Blind!

"I get how to do this easily" immediatly dies😂

I'm sick in bed so I'm watching this... Nothing better than having time to watch your videos. I'm enjoying this sick day!

I love it. Right now i am studying Physics and I kind of lost my drive to go on with it. It is sooo much theoretic stuff, where I don't even get why we learn it and soo little practical things (2 laboratories in the whole Bachelor). Your attitude really helps me seeing the greater purpose in all this stuff. you know, getting my degree to ACTUALLY do science. Thanks to you!

It's 2 PM, not 2 AM. Are you all right, Doctor?

I'm literally dying of laughter. This level is perfect, 10/10.

you have to make poobear to play this level

17:13 And here we see the wild Larl performing it's mating call.

This was so fun to watch live! Eventhough i'm from Bavaria, Germany and it was extremely late but worth staying awake for. First stream i caught live and i subscribed (as "BavarianKraut") after enjoying the "Schadenfreude" of watching you spaghetti all over this level, which must have been of Barb's german cousin. There is no other explanation! Also: RESET!

Such a spectacular level, and what a great start to the day :)

I laugh at your misfortune

This is the trolliest shit ive seen in a long while lol is this real life?

Juz's latest MM2 troll video brought me back here, ah the nostalgia

Just remember, its ass o'clock somewhere.

Late Carl: Larl Curious Carl: oh wait that's just Carl. Normal Carl: Arl...introducing the era of ArlSagan43! Smart Carl: Smarl Salty Carl: Sarl

Thanks for all the laughs 💗

Unfortunately due to work and timezones I can very rarely catch your streams, so thank you for posting these 'condensed' versions on youtube, I enjoy them a lot (:

I am toast

There are two types of troll levels. 1. Random enemies invisible blocks and pick a door 2. And then there are levels like this that programs your mind into think something will happen but it won't.

This level has me laughing out loud and with tears.

Hi, Carl. I've been a fan of yours for a couple years now. Scrolling past all those Japanese levels at the start reminded me of something I've been meaning to reach out to you about. Do you already have someone on hand to translate level titles and usernames from the Japanese Mario Makers? I've never been able to catch a live stream due to work, but if you wanted a translation resource on hand for your RU-vid video releases I'd be willing to help out on pro-bono basis. I have N2 level certification and 10+ years experience with the language, and I just love your videos and would love to help make them better.

This level is truly a masterpiece. This is how you do a troll level.

That story at the end was really cool. The guy must have been happy to meet you! Also what evil mastermind made that level holy shit

I just left BnH247's speedrun of Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle to watch this and won't be back to see him. After the fifth time he used M-Power and Itchy Feet at the END of his turn, I facepalmed, disliked his video and turned it off. Almost at that moment, Carl uploads this video, like a beam of light cutting through the clouds with RU-vid goodness. THANK YOU CARL! 😁

So in the room before the wigglers, remember that horizontal line on the vines? There's a matching pair of vines inside the wiggler room, right above the door on the left. It's another troll you didn't catch. It suggests there's a hidden block to save you there, but there isn't one

Yoo i just got back from school this is a miracle

Omg the story about the middle school kid having his mind blown by you is hilarious and adorable. Also, I just wrote a paper about why GMO's aren't bad, and literally the only negative arguments I could find in like scholarly articles and things was "Monsanto is bad" every other one was like "look at this cool shit we did with food and it can save millions of lives"

The 'Z' was the best troll I have ever seen in a level!

I know this is wayy after this was uploaded, but it made me laugh so hard the first time, I had to rewatch it. For some reason, it was again another gut buster. The off-screen mushroom to the goomba death is my ab workout. This one is probably my second favorite video next to Celebrity Meat. Keep up the awesome work!

#Saltysagan

29:33 you can actually kill that goomba with a well timed jump Explaination : An enemy kills mario when both Mario and the Enemy’s hitboxes collide, but if mario is moving down, mario will kill the enemy instead. It doesn’t matter where mario hits the enemy, just the direction he is moving when they touch. Note that this only works in SMB

Can I get a link to this Carl Sagan youtuber? He sounds like a cool guy.

Watching these old levels really shows how much troll levels have improved

When Carl favorites every comment on the first page -totally not asking for a favorite without actually asking-

2:02 got me so off guard I didn't even know a troll could be that precise

Dudeee always a Carl video a day before my chemistry exam 😑

“No, it doesn't do anything.” -as it does something. One minute in, and Carl has already managed to troll himself.

Under ten views yes. They say if you are under ten views the All powerful Carl will bless you with skill and luck. May the lord of spaghetti bless my platforming skills.

Thing to note: after the troll at 27:06, Carl brought out a yoshi giving the bird. He then failed to completely remove it, as evidenced by those awkward green pixels you might notice from the side of the screen from 27:09 to 32:59. Carl, we on Twitch will always remember you, but not _just_ for the reasons you hope.

Carl I always liked science before this year but now my teacher sucks and doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I really want to like science but my teacher is a barrier. Help |>

This entire level was beautiful. The trolling was subtle, yet painfully obvious once it occurred. 8:47-8:52 was a personal favorite.

you say awful but that level was superb

This wigglertrap would have make me stuck for ever. I can't believe you actually figured it out that fast holy shit. Good job!

I watched this live hahaha JUST PRESS Z CARL!

coming back two years later. This troll level still holds up. It also highlights how good having the build mode was

His vids are toooooo goooooddddd

This is actually a hilarious level. The trolls were funny (even better then watching Poo go crazy in greatest night of my career) and at the end you thought you had to go through the door again, and there was a hidden flag. My personal favorite trolls were the burner goomba troll, the fake goomba trap, the cheep cheep when you were about to go to the door, and the fake falling platform spike exit which was well hidden. All of the trolls were good, but the cheep cheep troll looked like a barb move. Great level.

What do I do... homework or Carl?

This level was pure gold, lmao. Best video I've ever watched by you Carl.

Picking up the upload schedule, I see.

Oh, hi. I'm just watching this troll level in 2020. People say that rolling and trolling was a turning point, but I liked this one. It needed hints, though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carl's Mario helps me But I still wanna die

Might be my favorite troll level I've seen you play. Definitely one of the funniest. I would have been stuck on the wiggler part forever...

Small request, can you stop dying?

Man Carl, you really bring a smile to me every time I see an upload from you. You're legit. And we need more people like you who talk about science the way it's supposed to be - not as a belief, but as science. And respectfully calling out when pseudo-scoence occurs (tangentiality ensues). Have a great day sir.

Carl Sagan? Isn't that a youtuber?

Oh my goodness.... THIS LEVEL. It took me nearly an hour to finish this video because I was laughing so hard every 5 minutes or so. Good lord the traps were amazing, especially the Wiggler one. I did not see it. You may have tunnel vision, sir (as you said before), but being able to spot that was very cool. I also love the story about that random middle-schooler at the end. People are so unaware at times. Isn't it amazing? ;)

Saw this on stream. Was wonderful.

“This level has turned me into Salty Sagan.” -Carl Sagan 42

*YOU UPLOADED AT A DECENT TIME IN AMERICA* *YOU MADE IT POSSIBLE TO WATCH THE VIDEO EARLIER IN AMERICA* *YOU ONLY MADE THE VIDEO 40 MINUTES* *DISLIKED* *UNSUBBED*

Its 11:00 pm. Just watched a horror movie. Now watching Carl. Nothing like managing my time.

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I love this troll level. It fucks with everything you've learned and predicts what you'll try.

I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video

I'm happy you got to have the experience of meeting a fan personally in an unintentional way. That must have felt awesome.

Who’s here from the Odd1sout? Cuz I’m not I just happen to watch him to xD

Now on Carlsagan42's Channel: Salty Sagans - the return. I love this series

Only true fans will remember this: Ass o' clock

i lost it at the second time waiting for invisible blocks. I don't think i've laughed so hard from a youtube video. pure gold.

No one has watched this whole video yet.

30:45 it is literally offscreen bull shit, because it's a bullet blaster crapping out mushrooms.

i am here under 1,000 views... early... wow

I actually sat through the whole thing on Twitch (unfortunately not live), until you started loafing around with that bread game. Loved it!

Who’s here from the oddsOneout

The pure desperation of Carl's voice during the "Let me in please" was hilarious and sad.

Right at the beginning "That doesn't do anything" And I'm like, but... it was doing a thing.

I love that I saw the blue space in between the blue platforms the moment he went past them, and then I proceeded to watch in agony as carl tried to figure it out

9:55 me when I have a maths test 2:58 me when I come out of a maths test

Carl: does the wiggler do something when I do that? Wiggler: does something Carl: nope guess not

Woah carl, ur so great when it comes to mario. You just jumped right into my heart

the fact that I saw the block hiding the bob-omb at the very beginning but couldn't travel through time to tell you about it :(

23:25 And this is when a truckload of spaghetti was dumped on carls head

That is a pretty spectacular troll level. So many twists.

One thing I am always looking forward to are your videos. Always makes me laugh uncontrollably +science

This makes me want to find a troll level that you haven't made a video on, and just play though it. The experience looks amazing.

this is the definitely the realization of Shigeru's dream.

22:37 was my favorite part. XD

i want to no what the story of icay and juz is. like are they two separate people just making troll levels back and forth, or is it one person with two accounts slowly falling into insanity and this is their story playing out in a small corner of mario maker. i never laughed so hard or so loud before watching you play this. this is true trolling. trolling that other trolls aspire to be

So glad I was there to see the whole thing live. It was quite possibly the best thing that ever happened in the entire universe.

That fucking stacked-pipes gap in the spike floor is a masterpiece of evil.

You dodge the horrible p-switch troll. If you go before the p-switch end you get trapped forever :o