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Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Back On Twitter | Mike Lindell Thinks He Has A Shot At RNC Chair 

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Elon Musk’s new rules for Twitter have allowed Covid misinformation back on the platform, as well as previously-banned users like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Elsewhere in the GOP, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is throwing his hat in the ring for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
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@fodetoure1576
@fodetoure1576 Год назад
“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech” 🎤 that’s a certified BAR, Stephen! 🔥
@scottsmyth87ss
@scottsmyth87ss Год назад
👏👏👏👏
@davidbright6790
@davidbright6790 Год назад
👍👍👍
@cherinoelke
@cherinoelke Год назад
Absolute friggin mic drop!
@strife0212
@strife0212 Год назад
yup just silence people for the opinions we dont like- every democrat
@davidbright6790
@davidbright6790 Год назад
@@maceyschitzs9093 no
@immenseofperspectives8295
@immenseofperspectives8295 Год назад
"Seen here...releasing doves into a wind turbine" 🤣🤣
@dafinaglgrrrr8565
@dafinaglgrrrr8565 Год назад
I am SOOO grateful for the humor of sane men with brains 😂 and it restored my faith in the future
@paulpincott3463
@paulpincott3463 Год назад
GL31JR u u
@paulpincott3463
@paulpincott3463 Год назад
Aaa 12*split
@liraloo
@liraloo Год назад
Crazy Mike in charge of the RNC. What a Christmas present!
@tomcostello8220
@tomcostello8220 Год назад
Mitch the turtle 🐢 McConnell tried to call Mike Pillow to tell him that he won't be head of the RNC but the FBI still has his phone.
@whitehouseplumber
@whitehouseplumber Год назад
@@tomcostello8220 😂
@1hawtMetz
@1hawtMetz Год назад
WHAT.
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад
@@1hawtMetz he meant Trump...that would be a present
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
At the rate they're going, he'd probably get the job too.
@kalimaxine
@kalimaxine Год назад
I left the dumpster fire that is Twitter a while ago.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад
I take great pride in the fact that I was never on it
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 Год назад
MSNBC described it a few weeks ago as, “… the entirely predictable, slow, rolling. Five alarm, thermonuclear dumpster fire…”
@jc199159
@jc199159 Год назад
“-Mike Lindell, seen here challenging a mailbox to a karate fight.” I am so far beyond high that I had to stop making my plate of food and rewind that for a second laugh, I can see that shit in my head and it’s absolutely amazing. Need that cosplay Mike from Jimmy Kimmel to enact that scene for me.
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion Год назад
I'm glad I left Twitter. I wouldn't want to be associated with MTG even remotely.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Год назад
I play Magic the Gathering and am somehow ashamed they're both abbreviated as mtg...
@stephaniecornwell8766
@stephaniecornwell8766 Год назад
I was trying to be hopeful and stayed on the fence for a while but cut ties a couple weeks ago. I hate when I encounter folks I want to follow but are only on Twitter.
@somebodynamedsomething9751
@somebodynamedsomething9751 Год назад
@@dirtyfrench2926 ive gotten some concerned looks from people overhearing me and buds talking bout big (Reanimator) black decks in mtg vs white weenies (another type of deck). after an incident like that you all get real careful with word choice in public real quick.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Год назад
@@somebodynamedsomething9751 I've got a weird sense of humor... I would 100% get a kick out of that and laugh at their expense.
@somebodynamedsomething9751
@somebodynamedsomething9751 Год назад
@@dirtyfrench2926 weird humor best humor... shit was damn near impossible to not burst into laughter from.
@marcodebarkingville1827
@marcodebarkingville1827 Год назад
"the unholy mess her loins have wrought"🤣😂🤣
@wednesday8397
@wednesday8397 Год назад
Lol, I literally deleted my Twitter the same DAY musk took over. I had NO doubt he would do what he did
@B1ibrab3aUty
@B1ibrab3aUty Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I've screamed during this whole monologue...Stephen I'm sending you my hospital bill if I get hurt laughing at you so hard. You do me in every single time. Hilarious and a comedic genius. Brilliant man 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
And that brass section! Wow!
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc Год назад
I know right?
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Год назад
Recent examples of hate speech: -If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care or have a job! -Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson and say she has an unfair competitive edge should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots! -Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them! -If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!
@13katecoombs
@13katecoombs Год назад
MTG is such a class act! And knowledgeable. Maybe she can explain her medical theories to all the surgeons who wear masks while performing surgery.
@1Kent
@1Kent Год назад
She's the queen of the dipshits.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Год назад
Exactly how professional is she?
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад
@Kate Coombs your comment is the first I've read in which the sarcasm comes through, on a rocket.
@EvesRevenge
@EvesRevenge Год назад
F in A, exactly! Plus farts are gas woman!!! Go back to school lady!
@joergmaass
@joergmaass Год назад
Undoubtedly, they wear masks to not have to smell the farts...
@marchamill
@marchamill Год назад
Absolutely well written and well said ! All my support from France.
@kroken5819
@kroken5819 Год назад
@@allanford2663 Take your pills man. I can tell that you know the history version we teach to our children or you only know the part you read on a 4chan forums, read an history book and learn were your country made is wealth while the world was at war. Anyway as Mark Twain said " Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".
@Leeohlin89
@Leeohlin89 Год назад
@allanford2663
@allanford2663 Год назад
You sure are cute
@seakr9838
@seakr9838 Год назад
Strange that she didn't object to people wearing masks on January 6th.
@brininahoward5445
@brininahoward5445 Год назад
Absolutely great comment
@Sheeler-Bey
@Sheeler-Bey Год назад
And the "pole watchers" in Arizona.
@t.nelson9345
@t.nelson9345 Год назад
That's a good ones.
@ExodusDawning
@ExodusDawning Год назад
@@t.nelson9345 p
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад
Hey now Marjorie still is against blm so that's something we can all be thankful for lol look at the actual numbers and the insurrection is jack poo compared to blms mayhem and death...yes death way more than the insurrection watch something besides left wing media many are waking up,you should too
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад
I wouldn’t have survived a month in this insane world without Stephen. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile.
@billfoster5257
@billfoster5257 Год назад
He wasn't always around, but this place has been crazy forever.
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey Год назад
You know, stuff is really, still very weird, but I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey Год назад
@@billfoster5257 Thanks, it's good to remember it's not just in my lifetime, and learn to relax and enjoy my time here, instead of getting too rapped up in today's news.
@jamesirwin8917
@jamesirwin8917 Год назад
Yes, and the way he roasts Congress members like Greene, Jordan, Boebert, McCarthy, and Cruz is divine justice!
@stephaniecornwell8766
@stephaniecornwell8766 Год назад
I hate it when they aren’t on!!!
@evenflowsteven
@evenflowsteven Год назад
“They’re after me musky charms.” 😂
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад
"Speaking of things that are starting to smell bad..... Elon Musk". Started right from the jump did Stephen tonight!
@denisewells6856
@denisewells6856 Год назад
I cannot express how important you are to the sane people! You are a national treasure!
@timreeves8937
@timreeves8937 Год назад
He is a national joke. Sane? Like all the people in his audience still wearing masks like little cultists despite no regulation or science saying it is necessary and no one else doing it? You people are in a cult.
@paoist
@paoist Год назад
International treasure!
@eily_b
@eily_b Год назад
I get a lot of insane information on twitter just because I follow some American actors, writers, comedians... And thank God this show puts it in perspective at the end of the week (can watch all episodes of week on Saturday at tv over here). "They don't hate speech, they hate you because you freed hate speech" is 💪
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@OpenMindArtist
@OpenMindArtist Год назад
And everyone's scared 👀 but dude it's the internet. You should be allowed to talk with hatred, just expect people to block you. BUT SHOULDNT automatically consor EVERYTHING because that just leads to issues of things being censored, that the public actually should be seeing... like Ch*na committing gen**ide...
@geoffbacka3800
@geoffbacka3800 Год назад
“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech”. Give the writer a raise. What a line!
@TSIRKLAND
@TSIRKLAND Год назад
Absolute perfection. Short, pithy, to the point. Complete gold.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse Год назад
excellent
@H240909
@H240909 Год назад
@@danieldreyer4254”Oh will someone think of the poor fascists😢”. That’s what you sound like. Besides, a company like Twitter is not even capable of violating someone’s right to free speech because they AREN’T THE GOVERNMENT! Seriously, what do you people not get about that? It’s the right to free speech, not the right to perpetuate your victim complex.
@jane-ellendesomma6097
@jane-ellendesomma6097 Год назад
@@danieldreyer4254 It is not about what people think. It's about how incendiary rhetoric can lead to violent actions. We've seen it again and again since social media platforms have become a prominent mode of social communication.
@moore4807
@moore4807 Год назад
@@danieldreyer4254 Hate speech is subjective? To falsely yell fire in a crowded theatre is subjective? How about claiming historical facts are false is subjective too?? You make no sense in either context or subject matter. America has had the most progressive free speech laws in the world, however there are limits to anything and everything. Although the laws defining free speech are pretty lax and nave been interpreted differently by both action and word by the Judicial branch, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights still have free speech limitations in it even though it was written over 200 years ago. Burning a US flag is not considered treasonous, but an expression of free speech, and that decision was upheld by the judges. Yet to speak or act out against the government, or to provide aid and comfort to the enemy of the U.S. IS treason... Why isn't it considered free speech? You wrote that is a purely political agenda. THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!
@sunlightcat6974
@sunlightcat6974 Год назад
OMG the entire MTG bit was outstanding! Thank God for you..... I needed that laugh so badly!
@sinistar99
@sinistar99 Год назад
"They're after me Musky Charms!" Died.
@sugerbean4800
@sugerbean4800 Год назад
I love the “dancing with that chicken” bit! Please don’t let it die!
@rogeramos8052
@rogeramos8052 Год назад
It’s the new “is potato” 😂
@adamfanalways
@adamfanalways Год назад
Thank you, thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologue every night, you give us a update on the news and can make us laugh about it! Your a true Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@cynthiacoker3880
@cynthiacoker3880 Год назад
fake news or half news ,ppl go look up the articles and think for urselves…
@squirrelcottage4052
@squirrelcottage4052 Год назад
I get my news from Stephen Colbert. His version is all I can stomach. Works for me. ~~~^..^
@charlottepetersel8288
@charlottepetersel8288 Год назад
@@cynthiacoker3880 we do get our own info. but the comedy is relief from it all.
@spankduncan1114
@spankduncan1114 Год назад
@@cynthiacoker3880 this isn't news. It's satire.
@juanitacruz6015
@juanitacruz6015 Год назад
@@cynthiacoker3880 Stop it. We do think for ourselves , This is for fun.
@janicebritton4461
@janicebritton4461 Год назад
Awesome monologue, Mr. Colbert...one of the best ever!! Thank you 😂
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@mdouglaswray
@mdouglaswray Год назад
I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you Stephen
@alphabetsoup3610
@alphabetsoup3610 Год назад
Approximately 877,000 twitter users closed their accounts in the past 2 weeks.
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Год назад
By next week it will be two million. Hopefully it goes out of business. Zuck Face next!
@simonmarlan8528
@simonmarlan8528 Год назад
Just goes to show that even if you have a ton of money, you can still be a dumbass. I hope twitter crashes and burns and he loses all that he put into it. It’s enjoyable to watch idiots squirm.
@Wunderlustgirl
@Wunderlustgirl Год назад
@@ldfreitas9437 maybe that's the plan. It's a ridiculous platform used by so many people (watching this play out 🍦
@nicolebragg1171
@nicolebragg1171 Год назад
The entire Lindell bit had me crying with laughter, honestly the writers deserve all the applause
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Год назад
It was reported that numerous celebrities cut ties with Balenciaga after a My Pillow pillow was spotted in Balenciaga's children's BDSM ad.
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@customer5032
@customer5032 Год назад
The funniest part was Stephen Colbert as Freddie Mercury! 😂🤣
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
@@customer5032 what do u mean
@thomasdones4208
@thomasdones4208 Год назад
Funny how a simple man who makes pillows for a living has more courage humility love and consideration. What did you say you had again?
@josephwheeler8753
@josephwheeler8753 Год назад
Your show is so intelligent and hilarious at the same time. Thank you Stephen.
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад
Lol yea intelligent and hilarious if you're not that smart or funny
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
@randallbolt9193
@randallbolt9193 Год назад
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs < Another butthurt MAGAdiot chimes in
@AndrewAMartin
@AndrewAMartin Год назад
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs Cope harder, snowflake...
@irenemax3574
@irenemax3574 Год назад
Quick, Joseph, change that Steve to Stephen.
@SamuraiFoochs
@SamuraiFoochs Год назад
"Seven Chili Pepper Nuclear Butt Wind" is unbelievably poetic mastery.
@cgoebbert
@cgoebbert Год назад
I might be the only one to say this, but anyone that has ever performed improv knows that Stephen Colbert does the best space work! Always picks up an (invisible) object the way one would with an actual object, handles it so well you actually believe it’s there, and Never forgets to discard the objects properly as well. I’ve only seen one player his equal and that was my former teacher, John Thies (RIP, brother 😔) who taught at The Hothouse Improvisational Theatre in Noho (LA). He Once spent 3-4 minutes in silence “touching” things in an improved room so well that the entire audience was enthralled with how amazingly well he showed us this invisible room and its contents. Total Master class in improv in the span of approx. 40 min set. 🤯 And, if memory serves, John actually did some work w/ Stephen in the Second City days in the ‘90’s, Amazing performers, the both of them. 🙏
@coldcampaign2058
@coldcampaign2058 Год назад
Protect Colbert at ALL costs.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
If he disappeared tomorrow he wouldn't be missed except by other Democrat shills.
@eneobande7433
@eneobande7433 Год назад
@@johnbrowne3950 loser loser, pants on fire
@xXEGPXx
@xXEGPXx Год назад
@@johnbrowne3950 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill" - a subhuman
@セ千尺丂セ
@セ千尺丂セ Год назад
@@xXEGPXx They're sick , you can't help them.
@True-Patriot
@True-Patriot Год назад
@@johnbrowne3950 You are so right, there ain't anything left in your head.
@Worldbuilder
@Worldbuilder Год назад
“But Lindell’s been like a son to… oh, yeah.” That was me *done*! 😂
@channelforwhat
@channelforwhat Год назад
'...do you have that in a thong ? ' followed shortly after by ' just get a brita ' (as in a filter for ..) got us all literally ROTFL
@aunt_cami2650
@aunt_cami2650 Год назад
Steven cracks me up - thanks for your great jokes!
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart Год назад
GIve credits where credits are due. Most of those are from his great writers. But Stephen gets credit for executing them flawlessly.
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@waasupbuddy
@waasupbuddy Год назад
We are the champions you floored me Stephen :)) Funny judicious and endearing, it’s always a treat to find a new video. Thank you and your team
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Год назад
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
@andrearoosth564
@andrearoosth564 Год назад
Knocked it out of the ballpark with this one!
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@brendaoneill1581
@brendaoneill1581 Год назад
Brilliant capture of humanity hindsight! 🤣🤗..a brilliant team with Stephen!
@scottsmyth87ss
@scottsmyth87ss Год назад
Stephen, you rock. Give the staff a raise lol
@kufitop
@kufitop Год назад
What a banger of a monologue!
@petegarza2025
@petegarza2025 Год назад
Wow Stephen took no prisoners tonight, going after ELON MUSK,the MY PILLOW JERK,and MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN'S "FARTS"😱😱😱
@DjiemYT
@DjiemYT Год назад
The Three Stooges
@usaskjock
@usaskjock Год назад
This was one of the absolute best monologues
@torntokoroa3357
@torntokoroa3357 Год назад
Please Please let pillow man win that. The bungling that'll occur is fucking fantastic.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Год назад
MT Green is one of those individuals that fills up the Deplorable Basket all by herself. And by heck are there a lot of those individuals.
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Год назад
She's a jar of mixed nuts all by herself.
@richardthurmond7103
@richardthurmond7103 Год назад
A lot!!!!
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
Double the size of GITMO. Add a mental ward. Be sure to include an electroshock 'therapy' lab, and a lobotomy procedure room. And some do not deserve such kindness (Gaetz). They get a rubber room and we can compile video of them bouncing off the walls trying to break their neck to get it over with... or the Thorazine route. drool baby drool. I figure about 600 oath sworn public officials participated in Trumps planned, scheduled coup attempt. Every last one should do a minimum of twenty years, and that includes Justice Thomas and 'his best friend'. And some civilians as well. I get a feeling ol' Newt had a hand in this shit stew as well. Let them roast and whither in the hot Cuban Sun. Never to set foot on free soil again, many of them. Good riddance. You might be able to tell... this kid ain't happy. I want prison terms. Every last 'player'. I say these are "immediately arrestable offenses". The Capitol Police should don full SWAT regalia and march onto the House Floor and arrest Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, And Jim Jordan, and Gohmert, and Gosar, and Loudermilk, and other direct 'players' in Trump's planned and mapped out scheme. And if they resist, TAZE their asses, bros! ALL deserve to be removed from their ability to walk on free soil. No bond as ALL represent not only a flight risk, but a risk of further incitement, a direct threat to the security of the nation. Try them right from their cells. We have the technology. And I would not forget to retain the "new inmate intake interrogation lab" either. I am not playing around. These guys thought they could play around with our government? Some of them deserve the firing squad and we should add a firing squad yard to the prison as well. And do not forget the potter's graveyard out back. No ceremony, no funeral, no grave marker... hell, no coffin. Worm food. This kid is NOT happy. I demand redress. I demand criminal prosecution. I demand imprisonment of all of those convicted. Wake up, America.
@TheAlanX2
@TheAlanX2 Год назад
Do u ever wonder...who does support her?
@Libbathegreat
@Libbathegreat Год назад
We're gonna need more baskets.
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 Год назад
Looks like Elon is throwing out everything at Twitter, *including* the kitchen sink! Also, that Lindel impression was great!
@heckzotica
@heckzotica Год назад
When I first saw that picture of Musk walking into twit headquarters with that sink my mind immediately went to 'him taking everything including the kitchen sink`. I didn't read the joke he was actually trying to make untill later.
@patrickbrumm4120
@patrickbrumm4120 Год назад
that pic of him walking into the building carrying a sink? He was there to sink it. He knew it then. That was the plan.
@samuraigundam0079
@samuraigundam0079 Год назад
How could someone as smart as Colbert not understand what Musk is doing? He’s not “freeing hate speech”, he’s preventing one side from dominating the platform with fake bots. I’m Left leaning, but what he’s doing is the absolute best thing that could have happened for the platform; he’s making it fair. And he’s not letting people say whatever they want. He instituted rules that would ban hate speech. He just banned Kanye. Seth Meyers gets it.
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 Год назад
@@samuraigundam0079 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GGn25URIss8.html&ab_channel=527dannyb
@samuraigundam0079
@samuraigundam0079 Год назад
@@ianmiller6040 I’m sorry you and your bot army won’t be able to cancel people for a bad joke or simply being republican and not believing in everything you do, in lock step.
@aaronharding2960
@aaronharding2960 Год назад
Writers were on point last night. And as always, immaculate delivery
@johnbircher5412
@johnbircher5412 Год назад
Thank's for standing up against evil. Love ya Andrew.
@X2LR8
@X2LR8 Год назад
Evil is in the eye of the beholder. Yeah it is.
@johnbircher5412
@johnbircher5412 Год назад
Evil is what it is, evil. Hard to see the dark side it is for you.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
The RNC chair shall be decided by pillow fight!
@escutus
@escutus Год назад
It has to be with those bricks Mike Pillow sells.
@muellerphyllis
@muellerphyllis Год назад
😂😂😂
@thedaveandjimshow3809
@thedaveandjimshow3809 Год назад
I'm the Pillow Fight Master!
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 Год назад
My pillow will put in some patented my rocks in his my pillows to win the fight.
@SW-dg9us
@SW-dg9us Год назад
Sure, but the dem lems have just voted an "Election Denier" to lead the dem minority in the house Hakeem Jefferies, that to this day is still denying the 2016 presidential election! LOL I wonder if this shill colbert will ever play that old tune again?
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Год назад
Holy Cow Stephen you get better day to day and I didn't think you could better because you are already the greatest.
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Год назад
Lowered Expectations.
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Год назад
@@dkamphaus43 ?
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Год назад
@@stephenstephen7371 Thanks for your intro, Stephen Colbert, thank you
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
@@vickiedixon9745 do you mind if we chat on WhatsApp or Gmail
@thefourshowflip
@thefourshowflip Год назад
If an underwear can’t stop a fart…how do you expect Kevlar to stop a bullet?? HAH!! That’s one point for me
@davidgordon7673
@davidgordon7673 Год назад
Love me some Colbert on a Thursday night!
@markgentry6688
@markgentry6688 Год назад
The most hilarious monolog I have heard a while. Great job !
@kathybyerly7904
@kathybyerly7904 Год назад
Thank you for making me laugh 😃 love ya Colbert couldn't get thru this without you.
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад
He couldn't care less about you, he's fine with paying 15 bucks a gallon in gas,while you I assume wouldn't be ideal for. The left wants you broke and to own nothing so they can give you "everything" wake up and see or don't
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 Год назад
I sure hope and pray Lindell gets the RNC chair. It will be the ultimate GQP reach around. I’m here for it.🍿
@juanmoa2259
@juanmoa2259 Год назад
The Marjorie bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@laras678
@laras678 Год назад
I don't understand how people continue to complain about Twitter, but don't leave.
@howsier
@howsier Год назад
That's the American way...complain and do nothing
@feliciasantiago4345
@feliciasantiago4345 Год назад
Colbert has gotten me thru some rough times.👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼🙌🏼💙
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Год назад
Pathetic.
@johnstephan7680
@johnstephan7680 Год назад
Kudos to the writers’ excellent opening and Colbert’s delivery.😂
@msullivan3531
@msullivan3531 Год назад
Great segment! Laughed so hard I woke the hubby up 🤣
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 Год назад
Oh Stephen , please don’t ever leave us !!! I do not think I could find nearly so much to laugh about in this world today 🤣I like the Stash .. but I bet Evie would veto it hahaha 😂 such a wonderful monologue , by my count , it’s the 4 th one this week !! You sir are rocking it props to the writers too !
@lettersandwordsandstuffs
@lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад
He won't as long as there are stupid people to watch he will have a job and continue
@deborahnaybor2233
@deborahnaybor2233 Год назад
One of your best monologues ever.
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Год назад
Compared to what?
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@theduder2617
@theduder2617 Год назад
@@dkamphaus43 Well... how about you take a few hours to think about the very question you asked. What on this planet could you possibly imagine this monologue was being compared to if it were not being compared to previous monologues Stephen performed on this very show? Do you think it was being compared to an apple? Perhaps a car? Reading comprehension. It's not as if a whole lot is being asked nor expected. Your failed attempt to judge another's personal opinion has been detected. Try respectable, civilized discussion from here on out if you wish not to be called out.
@CDKrenik
@CDKrenik Год назад
I just want to say... that as a Minnesotan... please don't judge us all by Mike Lindell. I assure you the majority of us are quite sane.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
You statement should probably carry the addendum that it doesn't apply towards the end of February, when most of us up here are so stir crazy we could go full Shining at any moment.
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 Год назад
I know people in the Northern Tier states. Lindell isn't ANYTHING like Minnesotans. He has got to be certifiable.
@auggieeast
@auggieeast Год назад
We know it's a blue state, so we assume Lindell is not the norm. I've been there myself like 5 times. Saw Dylan and the Dead at the Metrodome in 1986.
@siena2248
@siena2248 Год назад
Mike Lindell reminds me of the old men in Silicon Valley so if it makes y’all feel better this Californian will claim him for the Silicon Valley dumpsterfire
@DanStrayer
@DanStrayer Год назад
Take comfort, friend: I mostly judge you by Prince, Bob Dylan and Al Franken. And y’all never disappoint 👍🏽
@yeroca
@yeroca Год назад
I wish I had ever used Twitter, so that I could rage quit. Unfortunately I don't have that privilege.
@dirtyfrench2926
@dirtyfrench2926 Год назад
I'm proud I can say the same for Twitter, Facebook, and all that bs...
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад
@@dirtyfrench2926 me too. I'd would rage quit if I'd ever gotten one of the stupid things ..but... ain't been that dumb
@lisaspikes4291
@lisaspikes4291 Год назад
I did set up a Twitter account eons ago, but after going on it a few times, realized it was not for me. I found it useless. I’m really not that interested in people’s random thoughts. They’re not very interesting.
@artemmandrob
@artemmandrob Год назад
There once was a platform caller twitter It was perfect for the angry and bitter Just send a quick note To sink someone’s boat While sitting atop of your shitter
@hollylandis4818
@hollylandis4818 Год назад
I love everything Stephen says to expose idiots!!! Love Evie too💝
@kiyoteblue
@kiyoteblue Год назад
I miss her giggling in the background... _made me laugh harder!_
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Год назад
What about everything Musk is currently doing to expose how Twitter interfered with the 2020 election?
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Год назад
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
@kiyoteblue
@kiyoteblue Год назад
@@dkamphaus43 can you clarify _"everything"?_ Please be specific.
@drumlessons833
@drumlessons833 Год назад
@@kiyoteblue He has been censored. Whatever he said, it is not allowed by our tech overlords.
@asiarainey
@asiarainey Год назад
😂😂😂 after the MTG shopping/fart joke, did anybody catch the bass player played the , “we want the funk” riff?? That was extra hilarious.
@Jack-ms3so
@Jack-ms3so Год назад
Colbert at his funniest! As far as twitter is concerned I dropped it!
@VaterAyotte
@VaterAyotte Год назад
That free speech definition ... THANK YOU!!! No one says that enough!
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
That "Dear Santa" moment had me in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrBubyV
@MrBubyV Год назад
That’s my Christmas Wish Too. 💫 🎄 …..Keep the laughs coming…..
@barbaramedlock4337
@barbaramedlock4337 Год назад
steven colbert just gets better my stomach hurts laughing so much i love the colbert show
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@Yvonne_ennovY
@Yvonne_ennovY Год назад
4:20 - 4:55 Stephen almost got two Amens out of me from that clip! 🙌🏾🥰 One of his best monologues tonight.
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@davidmiller4594
@davidmiller4594 Год назад
I'd love to be the first guy to tell MTG, "Well, that's why wearing your underwear on your face is Not recommended. Yes Marjorie, even the really thick ones"
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 Год назад
OMG, Colbert and his writers are truly the greatest comedians that ever lived. His delivery and physical comedy + dancing is simply the best. I have never been much for potty humor, but that was truly epic! Bravo to you and your team Stephen, lol!!
@xLordOfNothingx
@xLordOfNothingx Год назад
blink twice if you are allright
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 Год назад
@@xLordOfNothingx Why do you waste your time with nonsense replies?
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Год назад
@@rebeccahenderson7761 Why do you waste your time drooling over a shameless leftist hack who tries to pass himself off as a comedian?
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@geerid
@geerid Год назад
Where is Q? Why you have this weirdo cult? Why one of your leader again exposes to be an pedophile?
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey Год назад
Things sure are interesting. I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад
@Glenn Davey ikr? 1638 was a total trash year. And the 1340s.. the entire decade can be scratched as a loss.
@floguitarfreak
@floguitarfreak Год назад
thank you for that Kenga Magjike bit, it made my day hearing my favourite comedian speaking my mother tongue! Faleminderit Stephen!
@tmelitta51
@tmelitta51 Год назад
I dropped Twitter a couple of months ago because of the Bots and BS...So glad I'm off
@utah133
@utah133 Год назад
Mike Lindell is a perfect fit for RNC chair!
@karlosdelacruz3803
@karlosdelacruz3803 Год назад
Stephen's monologues are hands down the coldest in the game. The writing team + His deliveries are undefeated.
@WalterStahlhelm
@WalterStahlhelm Год назад
And someday, because of his inspired ideas translated to "comedy", you'll achieve all you hoped for. I can't wait. 🙂
@michaelg3088
@michaelg3088 Год назад
I am so glad that I've never used Twitter.
@bryanspindle4455
@bryanspindle4455 Год назад
Me too
@disabilityadvoc8
@disabilityadvoc8 Год назад
Love the last sneaky bit calling out Mayor Adams! Well played👏
@russward2612
@russward2612 Год назад
You deliver my daily dose of sanity , Stephen. Keep on keeping on, fellow baby. ✌️🖖
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@joeybaby.
@joeybaby. Год назад
I truly hope more major advertisers leave Twitter .
@kiriuxeosa8716
@kiriuxeosa8716 Год назад
Yeah if were lucky the celebrities will stay and we can leave that trash pit to burn and die
@lanceamillion
@lanceamillion Год назад
😃😃😃😁That was a good one, Steven!!!👏👏👏👏👏👊👊👊👊
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад
Marjorie Toilet Greene takes the term ‘stupidity’ to new heights.
@CP-mb7ly
@CP-mb7ly Год назад
Don't insult toilets, at least they're useful. MTG is always full of sh*t
@djtdub1
@djtdub1 Год назад
Or new depths.
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад
@Mike Oxbig ikr, she makes stupidity look smart. She's an ignorant twat.. she needs to be shown the exit.
@goahead3995
@goahead3995 Год назад
Because divorce matters.
@BlackGuardXIII
@BlackGuardXIII Год назад
She’s fragrantly exposing the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes, to promote Marshal law.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
Does anybody else think Lindell's mustache makes it look like he's about two steps away from tying Nell to the train tracks?
@heckzotica
@heckzotica Год назад
Ha! Totally!
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 Год назад
Snidely Whiplash.
@morebirdsandroses
@morebirdsandroses Год назад
Nicely 👍 done😂😂😂😂
@jeromesims
@jeromesims Год назад
"Do they hate free speech in America?" I guess the good thing about Elon is that he demonstrates eloquently the reality that the richest people in the world are really just as dumb or smart as the rest of us, but with a lot more money and power.
@roncantrell2836
@roncantrell2836 Год назад
This was a top notch performance above all your other top notch performances! Outstanding!
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@beckyd712
@beckyd712 Год назад
Laughed so hard at the MTG nuclear fart joke that I almost peed! Too funny! (Hard to watch it twice!) Thank you!
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@juliaedi111
@juliaedi111 Год назад
I watched twice too
@stephenstephen7371
@stephenstephen7371 Год назад
@@juliaedi111 I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@teddzagan5178
@teddzagan5178 Год назад
That stash is a throwback to Strangers With Candy LOL!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Год назад
we need Leaders to help restore our democratics life and rebuild America's Souls
@wplants9793
@wplants9793 Год назад
True
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
You won't find them in the souless Democratic party full of fake Catholics.
@pucknorris3473
@pucknorris3473 Год назад
As an irish american allow me to say i find his stereo typing of my proud nationality quite offensive and accurate .
@Ravenzpeak
@Ravenzpeak Год назад
"and purple nazi's"....LOL! I love the little jig at the end 😆
@danoduncan1763
@danoduncan1763 Год назад
Stephen... I live for your nightly monologues...
@lmumm17
@lmumm17 Год назад
Thank you a million times over for always bringing sanity and comic relief to this Colbert fan! You always make me laugh at the insanity that surrounds us on a daily basis. Are we still on Earth 🌎?!
@jamesburnette4583
@jamesburnette4583 Год назад
Just shows how stupid he's fan are
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Год назад
Recent examples of hate speech: -If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care! -Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots! -Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them! -If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!
@Lanwarder
@Lanwarder Год назад
I don't want that "I'm dancing with that chicken" bit to ever end please
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
It doesn’t help that corporations and advertisers can no longer call their direct contacts in Twitter because they have been fired. So they can’t buy ads, even if they wanted to!
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
Also, Apple did no such thing. What did happen was that some Apple execs deleted their accounts, mostly in response to Trumpster Fire being reinstated, and Musk just fever-dreamed that it was corporate policy.
@marciraney9533
@marciraney9533 Год назад
Excellent point
@joanday5981
@joanday5981 Год назад
Not to worry, he's a genius playing 4D chess
@smoothrocky1847
@smoothrocky1847 Год назад
@@joanday5981More like "Kerplunk"…
@joanday5981
@joanday5981 Год назад
@@smoothrocky1847 🤭😆😆
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 Год назад
Writing is brilliant on this show! Still laughing about MTG shopping for underwear. 🤣
@joywilhide
@joywilhide Год назад
I removed Twitter from my phone after the lastime I got a notice about a Lauren Boebert post.
@papatroll9545
@papatroll9545 Год назад
Damn, this monologue is one of the best ones of all time!
@steveng7174
@steveng7174 Год назад
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@dkamphaus43
@dkamphaus43 Год назад
@@steveng7174 I think we can expect radio silence from him on that.
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Год назад
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
@patsquach4080
@patsquach4080 Год назад
Every body send MTG. … a set of depends….. and a pine tree air freshener….for her back pocket. ..
@jeanneratterman
@jeanneratterman Год назад
😆😆😆👏👏👏👏👏👍
@jasonlevely8747
@jasonlevely8747 Год назад
Just get a Brita ! best line ever!!! (audience didnt get it.😂)
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