I saved this video and whenever I'm down I watch it , I laugh so hard my stomach hurts I hit replay about the thighs apologizing ! I love Mark's God given clean sense of humor! Who ever said christians are boring, straight laced people! I wonder if this video made the Lord laugh?
She was my science teacher in the 7th grade and she was a good teacher. But sometimes science can become hazardous. She was also my homeroom teacher also. Still makes me laugh almost 20 years later!
I wasn’t hyperactive but did get into trouble at school from time to time. Once I was late to class because I was carrying glassware to be used in art class. I went to the principals office and explained why I was late and then took the tardy slip to the teacher. The next thing I knew the teacher was calling me a liar in front of the entire class. The principal had written that I was carrying the glassware for her class, not TO her class. She told me to write a theme. I forget now how many words. When I got home I recalled that there was an old theme book in the bookcase. The theme I chose from that college theme book was “Old Age Pensions for Retirement Age Teachers”. I never had anymore trouble with her for the rest of my school days.
That's is why Mark Lowery is such a comedy genius ! He slips in those intense and profound Throughs ! That's slips by some people faith! Thanks you! Blessed Update 10/30/2018
Anyone with a name like "Barth" or "Dover" deserves what the students dish out! It was only natural for Mark to make the connection b/w Barth and barf! In 7th grade, I had a science teacher named Mrs. Hazzard! Think about it...
Try being a teachers kid. Mom knew basically everything that I did from 7th grade on till I graduated from High School. It was mandatory to take her SR. English class. I was a pest. She cought me doing something in the hallway at school and she called me over to her door of classroom and she told me to remind her that when we got home that she owed me a spanking. When we got home. I looked around for belts because that was my parents choice to use in spanking so I reminded her. It didn't matter she found something else. We both laugh about it today. I identify with Mark Lowry alot. I think he just gets it.
there was a show a long time ago on nickelodeon called "you can't do that on television" one of the characters was called barth. he was a fast food cook
+Yvonne Leehelen Dowell I hate Mark Lowry, because he is all about accepting blind dates, and I would feel great having the honour to spit in his face the way he is such a fanatical Christian. Yes I would feel great attacking Mark Lowry for the glory of Sir Winston Churchill! Spitting in Mark Lowry's face would feel like a man, and a woman kissing each other on the lips who are in love!
+George Arnold I'm hoping that is just some cruel joke. If not, I'm going to ask the obvious question: Why bother coming and watching this video if you dislike him so? He is not a fanatical Christian, he is a Christian. That's the end of it.
Jacob Quimby You are lying saying that he is not a fanatic, because the way is about his faith that he claims is fanatical! You know that I am right about how he is a fanatic, which you must be as well!
George Arnold How am I lying? I am not him (thus meaning I cannot possibly know) and I see nothing fanatical about his Christianity, which by the way is everyone's Christianity. If he has claimed to be fanatical, then pray tell when he said such a thing, or is this just your personal opinion? I don't agree with you, and you have no idea what I know about, so don't tell me what I do know. I must say that your calling me fanatical is like telling a Muslim he must be a terrorist just be cause he is what he is. You can't just assume based on a stereotype or your own opinion; it is unfair and illogical. I also would like to ask you about your grip on the English language, because part of your last reply made little sense in its wording. I do not mean to come across as rude or offensive, should you take anything I have typed in such a way, but you should understand that you can't flat out call someone a liar, a fanatic, and tell them they are wrong without a justifiable cause other than your own opinions. From what I can tell, all you have brought forth is just that: your opinion.
Jacob Quimby You are lying, because of the fact that Mark Lowry is not sensible. Now I will tell you that you know that these people who are involved with these Fundamentalist groups do get extremely fanatical about the bible, and you know it! I do not have respect for the Assemblies of God, because of the fact that they are extremely judgmental about other people who are involved them, as well as these groups that call themselves non-denominational. Yes you do know that exactly what I am saying is right about these people I have talked about, there for don't be in denial about this! Make no mistake about what I am saying involving these different cults that do exist. Do not pick & choose, because it is convenient for you to do so. I am not making up anything about what is sensible, as oppose to what is not sensible. Do not even try to make two sides out of what I have written, because I have examined exactly what I am talking about!
i had the two for the price of one thing while i was in christian school, and it didn't happen too much after the second or third time of getting whoopins
We all have had teachers that we didnt like. My mother disagreed with her at one time. She was my home economics teacher. She had her picks and I was not one of them.
I saw that you replied to my post on gmail. Yes, Hoffinbriddle. That was her full last name. I always called her Ms. H for short. I'm not sure why, though. lol.
