Mark Normand is Jacked! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 179

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@CMIN_CLOUDY Месяц назад

I love how they pull up a million photos and never show them. Get some better producers.

@CharlesOakley-l1x Месяц назад

Hows your podcast coming along you negative nancy

@JayK923 Месяц назад

What are you a lil kid,need pics...DWEEB

@sparky4947 Месяц назад

This pod has went so downhill since the addition of mike and subtraction of pimp

@EllaGBrooks Месяц назад

I hate that, podcast pet peeve

@robertgowdey Месяц назад

You like copy right and getting demonetized? Stu

@amydear2828 Месяц назад

Mark Norman kills on every pod he’s on, love his humor. Never fails to get a joke in 😂

@Titanvol91 Месяц назад

He's always on and is the fastest wittiest comedian out there.

@robinyouman4275 Месяц назад

Idk why but The way Mark Normand reprimands himself saying “ooookay” after he says something incredibly offensive makes it 20 times more hilarious!

@robinyouman4275 Месяц назад

@BasedGod-ey5ee that’s right! He does it too!! 😂

@alexsuarez6828 Месяц назад

Mark " pull it up " Normand

@BluntVille Месяц назад

Take that Ariii!! Agh kobe joke that actually got laughs !! take that jew face lol

@jaybrack7272 Месяц назад

Give it a goog!!!! 😂

@TinyArcade Месяц назад

Just to not even share with the class.

@Konfide4043 Месяц назад

Jame-o!

@SnapnCrack Месяц назад

Hypertrophy

@jaybrack7272 Месяц назад

Mark “Give it a Goog” Normand 😂

@darkocebuhar3889 Месяц назад

Or Mark "pull it up" Normand

@JBradford-c4r Месяц назад

THANK GOD chris summed up having 3 kids. i have a 2year old. 7year old. 13 year old. WORD FOR WORD same same thanks for the normalization nice to know everyone goes thru the same things . i listen EVERY monday when taking morning mom breaks🌳🌳 so easy to listen to always feel lighter and just better mood after i listen! love love u guys💚

@chippy2765 Месяц назад

I have a 4yo, 2.5yo, and 16 month old...... what's a mom break?

@isaiahr80 Месяц назад

Worst blurr job of all time 😂

@erikfrankfurt4650 Месяц назад

Pretty sure that Brittany Griner has a twin brother.

@stasonmason7264 Месяц назад

Bill Blurr - Comedy!

@9xqspx6 Месяц назад

Yeah, the production on this one sucked pork balls

@alexb9435 Месяц назад

Did not plan on staring at two pairs of waxed man-legs this morning but here we are

@pauljoseph8338 Месяц назад

Maybe I’m old (or gay?), but this new trend of adult men wearing short shorts makes me very uncomfortable…

@alexb9435 Месяц назад

@@pauljoseph8338 don't know what to tell ya. Their legs look great and should not make you feel uncomfortable.

@Khatlyn4 Месяц назад

Forcing these upskirt camera angles on us

@lordfordification Месяц назад

@@pauljoseph8338men should wear pantaloons at the beach

@Jokesonyou123 Месяц назад

Real men have hairy legs who shaves there legs seriously

@JamesAl-bj3sk Месяц назад

The blur on his daughter’s face was hilariously off sometimes 😭😭😂

@JamesAl-bj3sk Месяц назад

@@ineedafernbackhere huh? It’s a comment on the production. They want to blur her face but consistently do not… only weird people would take it that way😂

@ineedafernbackhere Месяц назад

@@JamesAl-bj3sk guess I wasn’t paying THAT much attention. Weirdo

@Lousasshoul Месяц назад

Hahah “he puts the gay in gatorade”….”and aids!” Hahahha

@commentetiquettestudent1788 Месяц назад

Is it that difficult to put the pictures on? No, it isn't. Is the guy editing the video lazy to put them on? Yes, he is!

@mcolewalk Месяц назад

Can we maybe see what they're pulling up next time?😂😂

@MaTTheWish Месяц назад

That's advanced technology.

@pauljoseph8338 Месяц назад

PIP doesn’t work if your studio is a 1950’s living room…

@bryanRivera-yq3kp Месяц назад

Dude I love mark normand he is one of the goats . So quick with everything .

@CharlesSimmons-y8j Месяц назад

That's what she said

@sislater6334 Месяц назад

I like Mike Cannon, why the negativity in comments???

@wakenow1 Месяц назад

Yeah Mike is awesome.

@Vaultcast Месяц назад

Exactly!

@nebraskaryan9308 Месяц назад

Where they at so I can 👍 their comments

@DepthFromAbove Месяц назад

I like Mike, too, but he’s Chris’s Akaash Singh from Flagrant. Only exists to fake laugh too hard at the host’s jokes.

@thenamelessone123 Месяц назад

Yeah he's great and I only just heard of him

@Yesyou_ Месяц назад

Finally a real comic on the pod and not just Chris fighting with his sexuality for an hour

@POV_UT Месяц назад

😂😂

@CharlesOakley-l1x Месяц назад

Chris: “mark get here early we can shave our legs together before we go live” Mark: “ok then we can fool around chrissy baby”

@randalthor69 3 дня назад

I thought I was the only one looking at 'em

@britanyratliff9592 Месяц назад

Mark makes me like before even watching.

@devinhazur75 Месяц назад

Never put onscreen vids/pics so we never know what’s happening. Can’t even successfully blur Chrissy’s kid face. Don’t wanna sign up for Patreon with that level of MULTIPLE “producers” sorry boys. Here for comedy, not for less than run of the mill production.

@allisonmiller3669 Месяц назад

Yeah kinda just makes it feel like the pod/patreon is just a cash grab at this point. It's literally so easy to sit and talk, adding photos should be a no brainer and is super easy to do (if they gave a shit about quality)

@neilphipps806 Месяц назад

Did he really say nice racket to Chris daughter??? Holy shit 😂😂😂

@pauljoseph8338 Месяц назад

Yep, Normand can’t help himself.

@DeeboCools Месяц назад

A racket is a scam, a rack is tits.

@themaingujdek1 Месяц назад

If you don't want to show your kids faces, you should fire your editor...

@okay.bruv. Месяц назад

Mark!!! I'm seeing you in September I'm so excited ❤❤❤❤ comedy!!!!

@Leo91M Месяц назад

Okay Bruv

@PearlDrumsHead Месяц назад

Leo

@alexsuarez6828 Месяц назад

Drums Head

@doctordollaz8852 Месяц назад

The blur non-blur of Chris's daughter is crazy.🤯🤯

@dominicmiguel3362 Месяц назад

chrissy 100% will be having another kid

@ashleyburnett7811 Месяц назад

Listening to him talk about parenting made me feel so much better about my parenting. I thought we were the only ones who left places to order pizza and let the kids run around. 😂

@KyeClique Месяц назад

My father’s gay, I’m gay, hey hey!

@johns3723 Месяц назад

Comedy!

@WKRP187 Месяц назад

Did he come out as a deeply closeted homosexual?

@bazukii Месяц назад

@@WKRP187No none of that stuff, he’s deeply closeted

@Gh7stx Месяц назад

22:40 sounded like a south park styled fart before I fully heard what they pulled up 🤣

@travisschaefer5286 27 дней назад

Yes!!!

@allisonmiller3669 Месяц назад

Chris's kids never fail to interrupt and make everyone feel awkward lol

@topherwilson7906 Месяц назад

I love this dynamic! One of the best comedy podcast episodes I've listened to in a while.

@CraigSmith-qq3sr Месяц назад

Congrats to Mark and his wife for being soon to be parents, can't wait for the content that little boy or girl produces for us fans. Congrats again Mark 😊

@sakfpv8444 Месяц назад

I have a 10 month old and I have 3 mild heart attacks a day. He learned to walk a month ago, and now this little monster is trying his hand at running.... With drunk baby deer legs. Me and my wife started working out more in preparation for the next 10 years.

@ineedafernbackhere Месяц назад

Drunk baby deer legs is hilarious😂 ❤

@RICHERTHANTHEOPPS Месяц назад

that 1st caller had me dying lol

@Lillia-nu2xt Месяц назад

You've got a knack for this, loving your content!

@PearlDrumsHead Месяц назад

Lmfao Botty McBotstine

@jeffomalley100 Месяц назад

Propecia: He left his family but he's got his hair.

@Pitafajita94 Месяц назад

Chrissy really selling me on fatherhood this ep!!!🙂

@staieraphael8403 Месяц назад

This was awesome. LITERALLY EVERY JOKE HIT‼️‼️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LilWockUV Месяц назад

Mark Normand is a legend 🪩

@jp7882 Месяц назад

Having kids does not make selfish people less selfish, sorry Mark

@michaelhauser6440 6 дней назад

Makes them more selfish usually.

@Che1seabluesdrogba11 12 дней назад

Mark "pull it up, cawmedy" Norman. Na he's one of the better comics for real 🙏

@miketko Месяц назад

I Chrissy rant about 1 kid vs 2. I felt that pain lol

@jaydyer6682 Месяц назад

hey HEY! COMEDY!

@edmondolguin387 Месяц назад

As a dad with 2 young kids, Chris's story/rant starting at 18:50 is the realest shit I've ever heard him say. I 100% relate to him and I am glad to hear someone else talk about it. That frustration can be overwhelming

@elemental_self Месяц назад

them all sitting in silence trying to determine what is going on with brittany griner is absolute gold.

@josef2012 Месяц назад

LEAVE CHRIS A MESSAGE! *blurs number* 😂

@josef2012 Месяц назад

37:54 Mark defends Hitler 😂 Great Job!

@Grant25 Месяц назад

Normand is a soon to be father

@Philhampton89 Месяц назад

Really?? Where was that announced?

@cloudbloom Месяц назад

@@Philhampton89 I think they accidentally uploaded an episode early on the patreon (tuesdays with stories) where he and Joe List talk about it as if Mark had announced already. Haven't seen an official announcement but I saw that patreon ep

@junimeme5626 Месяц назад

Now he'll be both gay and a father

@brentlayne7685 Месяц назад

@@Philhampton89Tuesdays with stories Patreon

@summerbaby21 Месяц назад

That speech makes a lot of sense today

@InspectorButters4 Месяц назад

@ 58:23 "what do u think he should do hunny?...... do u think he's a stupid a$$hole?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TristonTried Месяц назад

He even ruined the swastika, the symbol but reversed has a good meaning

@tsmits89 Месяц назад

I learned more watching this podcast than in all my years of social studies classes. Thanks babe.

@BazookaTooth707 Месяц назад

That's because you're actually paying attention now. Lol

@tsmits89 Месяц назад

@@BazookaTooth707 I’m way more high than I was then too actually.

@BazookaTooth707 Месяц назад

@@tsmits89 same here lol and I agree with your first comment too btw

@ruthelwethbrook6772 Месяц назад

Mark needs to have kids to worry about the world around him LMAO

@michiel-vdheuvel Месяц назад

'Nice racket' he says to the kid. Mark, you silver tongued devil you. Lmao

@EvoMonsters Месяц назад

The Gatorade joke was hilarious! Mark is a genius!

@pauljoseph8338 Месяц назад

Maybe I’m old (or gay?), but this new trend of adult men wearing short shorts makes me very uncomfortable…

@user-gp1zv5pn2o Месяц назад

“King of the Queefs” Mark Normand 😄

@porks8947 Месяц назад

mark could of auditioned for the whale 15 years back, holy hell

@ya_mama_wak_af Месяц назад

guest is fire

@DesertDawg-oq5fg Месяц назад

33:30 only problem with that strategy is that since 2015, it is now fully against the law to commit stolen valor 😂

@RobPalmer80 Месяц назад

When it comes to this podcast, I guess it's a case of "We Won't Be Drunk."

@SturgusLipmonger Месяц назад

This looks like a real case of “Not Tuesday And No Stories”! *clown nose honk*

@bbgregs380 Месяц назад

Another good guest

@zen_nabu Месяц назад

@45:67 Chrissy Conspiracy?? I can listen to a podcast about a rant on different conspiracies that tie into history!

@Hellos.5 Месяц назад

It’s Benadryl that’s linked to Alzheimer’s, not Claritin. That’s why they’re moving towards the medicines like Claritin, Zyrtec, etc…

@wookwares Месяц назад

"Socks with sandles? That's very Dominican of you honey, we're Puerto Rican." 😂😂

@Che1seabluesdrogba11 12 дней назад

That's quite the bento box 💀

@theirishman84 Месяц назад

I thought that was JOE HENDRY for a second 😂

@lawrencegarza9624 Месяц назад

Chris scared to admit he got like 5 boosters

@Nsingh610 Месяц назад

So adorable at 55 minutes ❤

@TheBigGuys10percent Месяц назад

Chrisy's gotta get history of hyenas back together or else its over.

@chrisrogers553 Месяц назад

This looks like two bullies picking on the small guy and I have to get my ass whooped for defending him😂😂😂❤❤❤

@Dcnj26 Месяц назад

As an eagles fan, I'm dying rn from that story 😂😂😂

@montyjackson69 Месяц назад

33:43 The origin story of why Mark says ‘I’m gay’ all the time 😂

@rudeone7846 Месяц назад

“There was a documentary called juwannaman” 😂😂😂😂😂

@eliasplaysmusic Месяц назад

Chrissys pod is so perfectly unhinged and chaotic it's great every time lol

@prettyingreen Месяц назад

Mark is killing the pod rounds

@darbing1 Месяц назад

Show what you guys are looking at!

@dennisferry9100 Месяц назад

Insert photos and videos that you view and comment on…it will make the experience for your subscribers way better…otherwise I love the podcast and you are hilarious 👍👍

@craigmarioth6055 Месяц назад

Chrissy’s smooth legs 🦵 😂

@ar800 Месяц назад

"Thanks again, King Gay!"--- Coleen Jr.

@R.D.S.Productions Месяц назад

I hate when podcasts talk extensively about specific photos and never show them! Great show though

@MOHAWKris8 Месяц назад

It’s Sooey wooey! Christopher!

@Kneelin83 Месяц назад

We have 4 . Three boys and last was a girl. 15 12 10 7. They're frustrating at minimal times but 90% of the time itts great 👍. My wife is a superhero

@giannacargill6096 Месяц назад

Love you both ❤

@BryceChillis Месяц назад

i thought the palestinian duck was a bdsm duck

@S.K0r34 Месяц назад

None of these comedians know history. I appreciate Chris for that.

@RobCorneliusnohr Месяц назад

Shane gillis does

@H3H3HEE Месяц назад

They would make the cutest couple 🥹

@helloxkatieee Месяц назад

Karen Reed had a mistrial, because the jury was deadlocked for so long, and now they’re going to try her again…with the same argument. 🥴

@nb-wp2qz Месяц назад

Wow this is the first time in almost a year it feels like the pod again. Before the thumbnail changes. Before the "co-host" Before the production. Bring THIS back. There's a reason the views are back to normal.

@metafuel Месяц назад

I love your work gentleman. Thanks for the humour in crazy times.

@Br_ittany1119 Месяц назад

I love Marks "facts".

@sirrobert23 Месяц назад

“No vans.” Dammit mark 😂

@guitjolin Месяц назад

I can't find green street hooligans anywhere!!

@justinmaseda6253 Месяц назад

Cat out of the bag… is a reference to a whip (cat of nine tails) being taken out of it’s sack. “I’m sorry, don’t whip me” …”sorry the cats out of the bag”

@zacconstiner8549 Месяц назад

You are not joking about 1 is 1 and 2 Is a million. I have a 2 and 3 year old(names Delilah) and I'm single. Mom left. Everyday is a monumental struggle.

@samanthamariskanish4905 Месяц назад

On point about having multiple kids. I have 3 kids, never a dull moment 😅

@Bailsgonzales Месяц назад

My first daughter is 2.5 years old. I love my daughter but 0-1 is a hard transition. Me and hubby are 28. 😅 we are done having kids...for now. Plus 2 dogs.

@Jayjones03 Месяц назад

Real ID took me 10 minutes in AZ last week. Dont get that Chrissy anxiety I was getting 😅

@Yomperz Месяц назад

Never thought I’d say this sentence in my life but those homeless pimp shoes are hard to fill

@steven_dillon Месяц назад

I care about my child more than Chrissy cares about anything

@lancelotthanksalot7777 Месяц назад

The “vento box” joke by Normand at 9:05 went under the radar. Very witty and funny on the spot.

@CuanZ Месяц назад

Bento?

@dray1222 Месяц назад

Vento??

@stevenkoudanis5238 Месяц назад

Just from the legs...Chrissy is she yours lol

@John-j5g2x Месяц назад

@chrissyd if u want to go down a rabbit hole, the monies not recovered went into and have monitized the commodity tungsten which is the hardest metal we have that is used everywhere.