Mark Normand - Pursued by an Armed Maniac - This Is Not Happening 

Comedy Central Stand-Up why is the view count not going up for good comics? But PC vagina videos are going up and up

Ur Damm good mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bring back Ari you smucks.

Please bring back the video content for The Bonfire show. It's the best thing on SiriusXM and the video content makes it that much better. #CrackleCrackle

Eternal Ape T R E M E N D O U S

The fact that he himself is a former heroin addict makes it even funnier

@@salvadordeleon273 not heroin, cocaine.

Vinícius Matos he has said on this that he also used to do heroin

Have you ever heard joey diaz laugh?? It soundslike air pumping into a failing vacuum trying to start up

Jamie Todd huhhh?

mgkimball it seems like every time he’s on TV he ends his set with “Thanks! I’m Kevin Hart!” And it’s funny cuz, ya know, clearly not Kevin Hart

That's like how Kimmel kept dragging Pitt into everything. Lowkey sus thooo....

@@dragon-id5uj you don't know Pitt from Damon?

@Jamie Todd dude for real wtf, they intentionally cut it you can tell!

Bcuz it's relatable for you or bcuz it isn't?

@@sarahoshea9603 yes

Little Wing it‘s good that this happened. This dude could have killed a whole family if he can‘t control his anger like this. Justice has been served rightly. It‘s sad for the one dead guy but it could have been way worse.

@@pierrelemagnifique205 nonsense

Cole Morgan how come?

@@pierrelemagnifique205 I don't know why there is no god. that is like asking why is there anything. we as humans don't know. organisms don't last long enough to fully understand our existence. i just know that other creatures aren't praying to god and that there is no proof of a god. in the end we just don't know what we are doing here and i am okay with not knowing, while people who believe in god need something to believe in because when it comes down to it nothing matters because our existence is a blip in time. i would compare our existence in time to one second of a 100 year olds life. irrelevant.

Cole Morgan Okay that‘s dope, but come again what exactly makes you think my comment is nonsense :o

Bars

2:18

@@TCt83067695 thanks!

I don't get it. The entire audience didn't say anything. Your comment makes no sense.

@ Listen to it once again, there's a guy chuckling at this very macabre line.

@@soopetube Okay, so if a guy is chuckling----now pay attention---that should look something like this *One guy in the audience: HA HA HA* because he's not silent is he? He's fucking chuckling is he not? You with me here?

I mean a story like that, if you lived it you'd tell it a hundred times too!

Guy ain’t got no fat anywhere in any of his bits

Honestly I thought he looked nervous and uncomfortable like he hadn't told it.

@@ericag5346 it doesn't seem that crazy. He just tells it funny. If you're a punk kid looking for trouble he's lucky that's the only shut he got into

@@jhtsurvival first of all that’s definitely a crazy story, and second, this is definitely jot the only bad thing Mark was involved in lmao

So funnyyy

Too funny ! You got comedy

He was like the art teacher 41-51-61-71-80 years old at the same time.

Must've been Asian or somethin'

Yea some Asia based Asian Chinese Korean Mongolian man

I think he smashed my stepfather. Because he’s gay.

Is your step father a Mongolian-vietnamese-korean- Chinese guy who went to prison for killing someone in a bar fight?

@@rileymurphy559 x all of the above.

Are u frfr

The story's about a side view mirror not a window

i dont really understand it some religious shit or what?

@@BriceTooNice Watch the video

You Cant Skate he asked god to kill the bad guy but someone else died

Rock Diesel ohh i see thanks

Not funny at all.

@YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX Why you trying to see this man meat though? SUS!

Your ancestors where traveling huh made it all the way across the silk road lol

@Isaiah that's not a joke. It's just you thinking about dicks.

Same haha

Your surname suggests Filipino tho

The Sunshine Group thanks

Sad we have to skip the intros since ari left! Thanks

The beginning is the best part tho

Thank you

CC should pin this comment. The intros should really be cut for YT.

It’s genius haha

I think that's a comedy schtick, though. Conan used to do it all the time in the 90s-2000s. Not saying it's not funny, because it is lol, but I wouldn't say it's genius of him to do it haha

Kat Williams also does this perfectly at one of his stand ups

Supply and demand 😉

I love Mark. Check out his stand-up! It's fantastic!!

yeah but you're supposed to use tissue paper

"I'm Kevin Hart"

He honestly needs to nuance it up more like this. More stories. Too many one liners back to back with no spacing. Saw him live 2 nights in a row. The joke RPM is incredible but it's exhausting for the audience. The guy is amazing, but just saying.

@@maxa3221 yeah I enjoyed this more... but I generally like story based comedians.

@@maxa3221 I would say check out Tim Vine. The joke a minute style is definitely something comedians can pull off.

@@maxa3221 He’s brilliant at what he does, it wouldn’t be improved by doing less jokes

It was probably true that's why. I hope not though.

Agreed.

everything but kevin hart. those bastards!

i think now they are doing it just to be dicks

I skipped like a solid minute at least. The intros are always trash and a waste of time. Also i dont want to hear any part of the joke out of order, it ruins it.

The host/intro is never related, never funny, and way too high budg... but understand they're OWNED by big media. It's called PROGRAMMING for a reason. I agree tho let the philosopher *ahem* i mean comedian speak

Tim O'Brien Irony.

@@dragon-id5uj I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of comedians as modern philosophers.

He's pretty big. This also wasn't his first time on the show.

I've only ever seen him on Conan over and over. I didn't know he was that big, but I'm glad to hear that. :)

kirti cally you mean plot twist

Lmfao

@@allthings1150 thanks for pointing that out.

He's clearly Laotion

No he was from Bali

Maybe just maybe theyre just jokes

no such thing as a innocent teen

Mark’s had one weird ass life. He grew up in the biggest house in one of New Orleans poorest neighborhoods, so he grew up thinking getting robbed was normal. He would just wake up at 8 years old, hear someone walking around in the living room and think “well, we’re getting robbed again” then go back to sleep. His parents were always busy with work to be able to afford their house, so he was taught most of his life skills by their housekeeper, who was a huge, buff, black crossdresser named Enus. Nothing about his upbringing was what most people would consider “normal” lol

@@peytonalexander5300 yes I wish it was turned into a show

Am I missing something? Why is everyone saying that?

He needs to cut Kevin a check.

I love Summer_Glazed

melvina628 for saying his name as a bit? You realize this guys making a living doing this and probably a comfortable one especially as of the last year or 2, but he makes probably 5% of what Kevin Hart makes. Kevin wouldn’t wanna steal from a working comic for using his name as a bit lmfao

Said about 4 other races as well that I couldn't stop myself from laughing at. I like this guy's light humor and jokes

@@KentFPV *Nationalities

I was in tears everytime he changed it lmaoo

umm... That was Kevin Hart

He’s the only comic to pull it off, l found all the other episodes terrible.

The best one is the guy that goes to Mexico

*Asian

David Gardison oh shit thanks. Gonna edit now

@@joshgibson9732 how about an original comment instead of quoting the video we all saw...most likely fishing for likes.

​@@N-e-o1 I'm so fucking glad someone else feels the same way I do. What's even worse is when the 'Fan Base' of something like a pod cast, or really funny and original personality on a RU-vid channel has their entire character, mannerisms and sayings completely ripped off. Turning the comments section into a group of mindless parrots that only comment either what they have just watched or random phrases and references from past videos ..Shit gets really bad with the followers of channels like AVE and Rudy with Alpha Investments...Unfortunately the list of what is pretty much Fan Cults just keeps growing! Showing a Complete lack of originality...Like FFS! comment about whatever you have to say or liked about a video if they want, but that doesn't mean quote large portions of it or completely rip off a persons personality and start acting like them.. It must be really creepy and annoying for the people who it happens to, or so I would imagine. It's just sad to watch.

I wish he started with Chinese and went more obscure.. coulda gone Taiwanese, Indonesian... Lebanese

Duuuuuude I think the same !!

I thought that last night

That's exactly what happened

I mean, he could have gone to the bar either way. Life is random that way.

@meatball sub w pepperonis Mark almost always finish his set with something like "I'm Kevin Hart, good night". It's ongoing joke.

You’ve got the cobblestone

am i having a stroke?

Can you explain the Kevin Hart inside joke? I’m new to Mark Normand

@@yabbadabbadoo1 He ended this with saying "thanks I'm Kevin Hart" 🤣

Which episode of TWS is this?

There's a bunch out there. He's not a no name.

Aahahahahahah

Any time stamps?

I'm under the belief Mark Norman's mother made a fake profile to leave this comment 😅

Their well deserved situation just kept getting worse 😆

Yeah i thought there was a toll booth on that bridge too, although maybe not back then.

That's what i'm saying! Don't fuck with random people lmao

You dont fuck with another mans car

@@SandrockCustom Yeah, you're playing Russian roulette or bingo and one random pick could end up a murderer. Luckily this murderer wasn't a methodical serial killer type.......or maybe he was lol

@@brandenbass983 Look, when you spent 5 or 10 years of working and saving for your dream car, and someone thinks they can just fuck with it, that can turn you homicidal in a second. lol

Agreeeeed

I noticed each new bit from him, he comes out a little more and more

I am necrophiliac Praise Death

@@Winteramen he's straight

@@cindyd4333 watch his stand up from older to newer. I think he's been coming out for quite a while now (lol i know it's part of his bit. But it's so brilliant how he escalates in multiple sets. The continuity is brilliant)

i am straight. god isn't real :)