Mark Normand's BEST One Liners | Compilation

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@ItsGubbinTime Год назад

“Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?

@danny4081 Год назад

Which ones kev

@jorgeherrera1074 11 месяцев назад

@@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"

@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz 2 месяца назад

As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭

@nagle4407 Месяц назад

That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

@Nobody-up5zm Месяц назад

His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.

@mikeg3950 Год назад

I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke

@UTKARSHARJUN Год назад

because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse

@ZeranZeran 10 месяцев назад

"Ahh, we're havin' fun"

@planningahea8505 10 месяцев назад

Comedy

@Perceptious37 7 месяцев назад

it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.

@chrisobrien3288 5 месяцев назад

@@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of

@mattjames112 Год назад

I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.

@Honestcritic79 Месяц назад

Where n when?

@mattjames112 Месяц назад

@@Honestcritic79 ru-vid.com3xW_poZtPa8

@mattjames112 Месяц назад

@@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "

@isaiahayers1550 Год назад

"Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.

@cea-jaymales8031 3 месяца назад

It was so beautiful 😂😂

@archive8080 Месяц назад

Came to the comment to find this comment

@mr.yellowstrat3352 10 месяцев назад

"Oh, we're you molested?!" "Yeah" "Send me the tape" "Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs

@australian6983 13 дней назад

Based Norman strikes again.

@jakescriven9705 Год назад

Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha

@RSpracticalshooting Год назад

oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.

@GodMentality Год назад

Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.

@srt4b Год назад

why would you lie about it?

@GunakillyaOG 11 месяцев назад

@@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao

@chinqlinq89 8 месяцев назад

@@GunakillyaOGI call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.

@minedthagap Год назад

He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard

@zackflora6165 Год назад

More of a curse. He can't urn it off.

@nikitalukashkin1573 Год назад

More milage on thought.

@adams115 Год назад

Like a word play Gandalf

@tybartosek6499 11 месяцев назад

He's a grand wizard

@queueeeee9000 3 месяца назад

I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think

@TribeOfCooks Год назад

“How many girls finger blast themselves to that?” Guilty! 😂😂

@tj03297 3 месяца назад

need evidence

@jasonyount6036 Год назад

“ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂

@KingTwistedD Год назад

Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol

@Danno1850 Год назад

Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare

@mysteradio Год назад

it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."

@jaxonpl42 Год назад

Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically

@adog1233 Год назад

The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.

@jrny724 Год назад

so crafty🤣

@vergil1us 8 месяцев назад

Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣

@deflategate1297 8 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s getting out of control

@Eric-qh7is 7 месяцев назад

He got me at hair wallet

@Yo-ey4ue Месяц назад

I hate that it’s funny😂

@andreasviken2949 3 месяца назад

Mark “give it a goog” Normand

@1134nd 10 месяцев назад

him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol

@bfpierce 10 месяцев назад

I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂

@quinnhaynie7767 8 месяцев назад

Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible

@sharpcheddar172 8 месяцев назад

The reaction got me.

@bobxyzp 8 месяцев назад

That butt was miked up good

@IzkAndrew 7 месяцев назад

"Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂

@BomChickyBowWow Год назад

10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.

@chinqlinq89 26 дней назад

Great adjective.

@smartypants7954 Год назад

I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun

@rams812 Год назад

COMEDY! We're having fun

@il9861 8 месяцев назад

Funny 😂

@hickoryhippie Месяц назад

"I dated her...black chick" First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!

@drakusmaximus2734 Год назад

The set and spike of Normand and Hingecliff on the Tony Hawking bit is all time holy shit 😂😂😂😂

@hectorguzman8435 Год назад

That one had me in tears 😂

@ZeranZeran 10 месяцев назад

3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.

@jf5618 Год назад

The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂

@carsonlengvary1731 Год назад

Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂

@jf5618 Год назад

@@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢

@idontknow6562 Год назад

I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend

@Arrakisonfire 2 месяца назад

“You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆

@allright8054 Год назад

0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!

@nastradumbass Год назад

The Theo clip with Mark talking about FAU makes so much sense now that I watched March madness this year 😂

@Jake-jv9ff Год назад

“Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭

@pangolothian Год назад

One of the best comics of our time!!!!

@HandsomeLongshanks Год назад

The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better

@Ghost-lf2qj 4 месяца назад

JOHN DEEZ

@oh10dude23 Год назад

He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂

@hugostiglitz3633 Год назад

“He’s faking it” 💀

@BC-et9kw 9 месяцев назад

"Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀

@jmendyka4325 Год назад

At the very end.... "You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣

@gazpearce3700 Год назад

Mark is a bloody legend 👍👍

@nickb9379 Год назад

Mark is the best! Keep killing it baby!

@KingdomWalk-vt4kc 2 месяца назад

The last clip!!!😂 what a great finish of a great video. Bravo my friend. Bravo!👏

@isaacmalik3714 Год назад

the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao

@LibertySpam Год назад

Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....

@patrademacher1637 4 дня назад

that little segment with Santino had me in stitches

@knotsocialmusic Год назад

Kevin Hart is a legend

@iwatchyoutube6539 Год назад

I've never seen this comment before!

@beyondbackwater4933 Год назад

Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man! Darn it that's humorous.

@knotsocialmusic Год назад

@@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid

@talkingmoney4499 Год назад

@@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny

@knotsocialmusic Год назад

@@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool

@headbobgunpants4858 Год назад

Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.

@MrAkronhammer23 Год назад

The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing

@plumbussmith Год назад

I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.

@22lamont Год назад

Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂

@tylerdalton2424 Год назад

Normand, keep these edits coming

@bazik4 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH

@jeffpunz5337 Год назад

LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible

@nickbeattie3077 Год назад

Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl

@CAPonthat Год назад

Did he fart at the show or something

@colleenann772 Месяц назад

Mark is a living legend. 👏

@joeclark7298 19 дней назад

"TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂

@jvizzle87 Год назад

“You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂

@danielmorgan3268 2 месяца назад

What a great way to start my day!

@magnusserpentiisgoatstaffe5321 2 месяца назад

"I didn't know you were jewish" 😭😭😭

@joegreene7746 Год назад

Mark, After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic. Love, Joe

@ptptpt123 Год назад

Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.

@harbosonius 4 месяца назад

The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners

@ruchaparro Год назад

Normand is king!

@antonlampe2272 8 месяцев назад

omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead

@conburgundy 8 месяцев назад

Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic

@sacredxgeometry Год назад

“Give this a Goog” LEGENDARY THING TO SAY

@ariel9835 Год назад

12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all

@juanpansuperchannel Год назад

😢 so emotional

@joegreene7746 Год назад

Bro and also only one dude in the back notices he said she died at the end there

@nblandfo Год назад

Late night summer night with a jaunt. This was great 🙏

@brooksmiller5597 9 месяцев назад

1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo

@loghawgtv Год назад

Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂

@Shithappenswhenu 10 месяцев назад

It was hearing Mark Normand's quips on Rogan, that made me seek out his special. The guy is lightning quick. He should definitely be getting booked on more panel comedy shows. Come to the uk mark you'd be huge!