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Mark Normand's BEST One Liners | Compilation 

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@ItsGubbinTime
@ItsGubbinTime Год назад
“Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?
@danny4081
@danny4081 Год назад
Which ones kev
@jorgeherrera1074
@jorgeherrera1074 Год назад
@@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"
@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz
@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz 5 месяцев назад
As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭
@nagle4407
@nagle4407 4 месяца назад
That shit had me dying 😂😂😂
@Nobody-up5zm
@Nobody-up5zm 4 месяца назад
His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.
@isaiahayers1550
@isaiahayers1550 Год назад
"Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.
@cea-jaymales8031
@cea-jaymales8031 6 месяцев назад
It was so beautiful 😂😂
@archive8080
@archive8080 4 месяца назад
Came to the comment to find this comment
@tommapar
@tommapar 25 дней назад
It came together beautifully. I don't know what's more perfect, the joke or the situation and at the expense of who is the joke being made. I love that the awesome dude in the wheelchair appreciated the joke too and that Mark was actually celebrating the joke a like a little boy celebrating an assist in foosball hahahah. Peak comedy moment, everyone enjoyed that one.
@claudioortiz5830
@claudioortiz5830 11 часов назад
It was like an alley oop
@mikeg3950
@mikeg3950 Год назад
I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke
@UTKARSHARJUN
@UTKARSHARJUN Год назад
because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
"Ahh, we're havin' fun"
@planningahea8505
@planningahea8505 Год назад
Comedy
@Perceptious37
@Perceptious37 11 месяцев назад
it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.
@chrisobrien3288
@chrisobrien3288 8 месяцев назад
@@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of
@mr.yellowstrat3352
@mr.yellowstrat3352 Год назад
"Oh, we're you molested?!" "Yeah" "Send me the tape" "Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs
@australian6983
@australian6983 3 месяца назад
Based Norman strikes again.
@huehuehue-x3c
@huehuehue-x3c 2 месяца назад
That dude's whole line of reasoning was so self-centered and fucking weird.
@andreasviken2949
@andreasviken2949 6 месяцев назад
Mark “give it a goog” Normand
@DrSpaceman42
@DrSpaceman42 Месяц назад
Mark “look it up, jooface” Norman
@mattjames112
@mattjames112 Год назад
I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.
@Honestcritic79
@Honestcritic79 4 месяца назад
Where n when?
@mattjames112
@mattjames112 4 месяца назад
@@Honestcritic79 ru-vid.com3xW_poZtPa8
@mattjames112
@mattjames112 4 месяца назад
@@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 2 месяца назад
Lmaooooo
@minedthagap
@minedthagap Год назад
He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard
@zackflora6165
@zackflora6165 Год назад
More of a curse. He can't urn it off.
@nikitalukashkin1573
@nikitalukashkin1573 Год назад
More milage on thought.
@adams115
@adams115 Год назад
Like a word play Gandalf
@tybartosek6499
@tybartosek6499 Год назад
He's a grand wizard
@queueeeee9000
@queueeeee9000 7 месяцев назад
I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think
@1134nd
@1134nd Год назад
him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol
@bfpierce
@bfpierce Год назад
I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂
@quinnhaynie7767
@quinnhaynie7767 Год назад
Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible
@sharpcheddar172
@sharpcheddar172 Год назад
The reaction got me.
@bobxyzp
@bobxyzp 11 месяцев назад
That butt was miked up good
@vottekmaxle6196
@vottekmaxle6196 Месяц назад
best brown liner
@IzkAndrew
@IzkAndrew 11 месяцев назад
"Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂
@jasonyount6036
@jasonyount6036 Год назад
“ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂
@eh2396
@eh2396 2 месяца назад
The way the black dude lost it after made me laugh even more. He was like bruh wtf 😭 lol
@jakescriven9705
@jakescriven9705 Год назад
Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha
@RSpracticalshooting
@RSpracticalshooting Год назад
oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.
@GodMentality
@GodMentality Год назад
Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.
@srt4b
@srt4b Год назад
why would you lie about it?
@Guna89420
@Guna89420 Год назад
@@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao
@chinqlinq89
@chinqlinq89 Год назад
@@Guna89420I call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.
@TribeOfCooks
@TribeOfCooks Год назад
“How many girls finger blast themselves to that?” Guilty! 😂😂
@tj03297
@tj03297 6 месяцев назад
need evidence
@jonbaxter4285
@jonbaxter4285 Месяц назад
My gf walked as that audio clip played 😂
@sudiptamallik1006
@sudiptamallik1006 Месяц назад
“Queef Latina” 🤣🤣
@KingTwistedD
@KingTwistedD Год назад
Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol
@Danno1850
@Danno1850 Год назад
Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare
@mysteradio
@mysteradio Год назад
it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."
@jaxonpl42
@jaxonpl42 Год назад
Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically
@adog1233
@adog1233 Год назад
The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.
@jrny724
@jrny724 Год назад
so crafty🤣
@vergil1us
@vergil1us Год назад
Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣
@deflategate1297
@deflategate1297 Год назад
Yeah it’s getting out of control
@Eric-qh7is
@Eric-qh7is 10 месяцев назад
He got me at hair wallet
@Yo-ey4ue
@Yo-ey4ue 5 месяцев назад
I hate that it’s funny😂
@BomChickyBowWow
@BomChickyBowWow Год назад
10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.
@chinqlinq89
@chinqlinq89 4 месяца назад
Great adjective.
@phaethonchristodoulou8561
@phaethonchristodoulou8561 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@jf5618
@jf5618 Год назад
The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂
@carsonlengvary1731
@carsonlengvary1731 Год назад
Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂
@jf5618
@jf5618 Год назад
@@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢
@smartypants7954
@smartypants7954 Год назад
I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun
@rams812
@rams812 Год назад
COMEDY! We're having fun
@il9861
@il9861 Год назад
Funny 😂
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Год назад
3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.
@idontknow6562
@idontknow6562 Год назад
I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend
@TheHyperfilthered
@TheHyperfilthered Год назад
My favorite moment is Mark getting excited about the Tony Hawkings joke :D
@myhatmygandhi6217
@myhatmygandhi6217 Год назад
I'm not a fan of Hinchcliffe but that was the best one-liner in the video
@Arrakisonfire
@Arrakisonfire 6 месяцев назад
“You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆
@knotsocialmusic
@knotsocialmusic Год назад
Kevin Hart is a legend
@iwatchyoutube6539
@iwatchyoutube6539 Год назад
I've never seen this comment before!
@beyondbackwater4933
@beyondbackwater4933 Год назад
Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man! Darn it that's humorous.
@knotsocialmusic
@knotsocialmusic Год назад
@@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid
@talkingmoney4499
@talkingmoney4499 Год назад
@@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny
@knotsocialmusic
@knotsocialmusic Год назад
@@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool
@allright8054
@allright8054 Год назад
0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!
@Jake-jv9ff
@Jake-jv9ff Год назад
“Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭
@oh10dude23
@oh10dude23 Год назад
He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂
@HandsomeLongshanks
@HandsomeLongshanks Год назад
The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better
@Ghost-lf2qj
@Ghost-lf2qj 7 месяцев назад
JOHN DEEZ
@pangolothian
@pangolothian Год назад
One of the best comics of our time!!!!
@isaacmalik3714
@isaacmalik3714 Год назад
the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao
@hugostiglitz3633
@hugostiglitz3633 Год назад
“He’s faking it” 💀
@mithrandirthegrey7644
@mithrandirthegrey7644 10 месяцев назад
"Hair wallet" is a hilarious term for a yamaka.
@BC-et9kw
@BC-et9kw Год назад
"Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀
@jmendyka4325
@jmendyka4325 Год назад
At the very end.... "You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣
@plumbussmith
@plumbussmith Год назад
I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.
@headbobgunpants4858
@headbobgunpants4858 Год назад
Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.
@jeffpunz5337
@jeffpunz5337 Год назад
LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible
@nickbeattie3077
@nickbeattie3077 Год назад
Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl
@CAPonthat
@CAPonthat Год назад
Did he fart at the show or something
@lilblizake
@lilblizake 28 дней назад
12:16 I love that the most replayed part of this video is Mark farting into the mic
@SirWill9412
@SirWill9412 Год назад
The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing
@22lamont
@22lamont Год назад
Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂
@aclarkedesign
@aclarkedesign 2 месяца назад
5:50 “look it up there…Jew face”
@LibertySpam
@LibertySpam Год назад
Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....
@patrademacher1637
@patrademacher1637 3 месяца назад
that little segment with Santino had me in stitches
@joegreene7746
@joegreene7746 Год назад
Mark, After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic. Love, Joe
@ariel9835
@ariel9835 Год назад
12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all
@juanpansuperchannel
@juanpansuperchannel Год назад
😢 so emotional
@joegreene7746
@joegreene7746 Год назад
Bro and also only one dude in the back notices he said she died at the end there
@briannewby3487
@briannewby3487 6 месяцев назад
Bert acting like he doesn't know what a hulk is lmao 🤣
@daveminion6209
@daveminion6209 4 месяца назад
for me, Mark is the quickest and wittiest of all the stand ups - better than Tony, Burr, etc. just QUICK!!!
@Thegringopapi
@Thegringopapi 7 месяцев назад
that first woman has a huge gunt
@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_
@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_ 2 месяца назад
FUPA
@loghawgtv
@loghawgtv Год назад
Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂
@ruedyy
@ruedyy 3 месяца назад
It’s subtle and funny “give this a goog” everytime gets me
@fanrik9583
@fanrik9583 2 месяца назад
12:28 "no, no she died" no one got that 😂
@jvizzle87
@jvizzle87 Год назад
“You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂
@tommybrasco1
@tommybrasco1 Год назад
“Look it up there jewface” bruh 😂
@hickoryhippie
@hickoryhippie 4 месяца назад
"I dated her...black chick" First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Месяц назад
Queef Latina lmfao
@JacobFr_21
@JacobFr_21 Год назад
No but theos “hair wallet” made me choke on my food
@sudiptamallik1006
@sudiptamallik1006 Месяц назад
😂😂same here
@mycryuntothine7647
@mycryuntothine7647 Месяц назад
Theo and Mark is a great combo
@joeclark7298
@joeclark7298 4 месяца назад
"TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂
@dannysmith5518
@dannysmith5518 Месяц назад
“No nooo She died” at the end😂
@ptptpt123
@ptptpt123 Год назад
Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.
@harbosonius
@harbosonius 7 месяцев назад
The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners
@colleenann772
@colleenann772 5 месяцев назад
Mark is a living legend. 👏
@MiikeN9ne
@MiikeN9ne Год назад
Santino had Mark losing his words making him think he was a nazi haha 6:10
@arrichieestebansoul
@arrichieestebansoul 6 месяцев назад
Everybody loves interviewing Mark Normand.. you know it’s gonna be straight… comedy
@colechevalier7786
@colechevalier7786 6 месяцев назад
Normand is becoming my favourite comic
@arthurbrown4984
@arthurbrown4984 Год назад
Theo starting to blend in to the wall
@redwolf9455
@redwolf9455 11 месяцев назад
11:07 I’ve never seen Theo this thrown off
@brooksmiller5597
@brooksmiller5597 Год назад
1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo
@mammakamel
@mammakamel 8 месяцев назад
10/10 punchlines just rolls out of this guy constantly.
@gregoryhines7
@gregoryhines7 4 месяца назад
Look It up there J face gets me every time.
@Lor00D
@Lor00D Год назад
Theos glasses go half way up his forehead HAHAHAHHA
@BlumpySquad
@BlumpySquad Год назад
Bro is the best at fitting it in right when it’s silent
@larryadamski9957
@larryadamski9957 Год назад
Tony Hawking killed me
@antonlampe2272
@antonlampe2272 11 месяцев назад
omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead
@The_Cannabis_Connoisseur
@The_Cannabis_Connoisseur Год назад
The Rogan one was the best! "Their just gays"🤣🤣🤣
@frankwoods9680
@frankwoods9680 11 месяцев назад
12 minutes of one-liners… Holy Comedy!
@bazik4
@bazik4 Год назад
😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH
@FFGexclusive
@FFGexclusive Год назад
Shane's ewww is always hilarious lol
@mikelim86
@mikelim86 Год назад
"He is faking it, " 😂
@Glanzern
@Glanzern Месяц назад
Mark's the man. But Shane's "Other people's stuff?" has to be the best impromptu one-liner of all time. I'll die happily on this hill.
@2g4u7y
@2g4u7y Месяц назад
Quickly approaching goat status in comedy.
@conburgundy
@conburgundy 11 месяцев назад
Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic
@JakeStonka
@JakeStonka 11 месяцев назад
“I didn’t know you were Jewish” 4:03 😭
@nickb9379
@nickb9379 Год назад
Mark is the best! Keep killing it baby!
@rolandroot8772
@rolandroot8772 Год назад
Is there a "Mark Normand farts on Podcasts for 75 hours" video that i haven't come across yet?
@abraxas546
@abraxas546 Год назад
After Norm McDonald passed away Mark's the new one liner king but the craziest thing is Norm's name forshadowed this: NORM mcdANolD 😮 crazy stuff!
@DotinAlaska
@DotinAlaska Год назад
I always read his name as Norm McDonald
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 Год назад
Illuminati confirmed
@finessedmyself
@finessedmyself Год назад
That fart killed me
@apollyon24789
@apollyon24789 27 дней назад
mark seems so happy talking with theo it’s great
@BluishNomad
@BluishNomad Год назад
"tony hawking" was so good
@zwbruno90
@zwbruno90 Год назад
"nah, she died"... laughing controllably
@luckyluckyloulou6100
@luckyluckyloulou6100 Год назад
Marc normand just said his jokes land better than Kobe’s last landing 😮😢🥸
@Maj_hul
@Maj_hul Год назад
that last clip was fucking insanity lmfao
@-.-Monster
@-.-Monster Год назад
Mark Normand: "Comedy" Me: "This guy gets it"
@youdoyouplayer8529
@youdoyouplayer8529 Год назад
I love how offended mark gets by his own jokes.
@TheBelovedDesirableIsland
@TheBelovedDesirableIsland Год назад
Mark normand, the guy you can never know is serious
@tylerdalton2424
@tylerdalton2424 Год назад
Normand, keep these edits coming
@bguzewi0
@bguzewi0 6 месяцев назад
He's so quick with it.
@BrittneyBritt17
@BrittneyBritt17 11 месяцев назад
Alright we’re having fun ❤
@sacredxgeometry
@sacredxgeometry Год назад
DID HE SAY PITTSBURG GIRL “nah she died” 😂😂😂😂😂
@bertall1ca
@bertall1ca Год назад
>be me >at band rehearsal >singer farts into his mic >everyone laughs but me >why are you not laughing, anon? >cause it's going to be funnier when you have to sing in to that mic for the rest of the night
@landorizz1767
@landorizz1767 Год назад
“I have ovarian cysts” Shane: “EWWWWWW”
@jaytxa2791
@jaytxa2791 Год назад
That chick is disgusting I hate everytime that clip goes around 😂
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