Donald Trump jokes you can tell to your mother: When Little Donald was in grade three, he learned to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. He’d use it to incite food fights in the cafeteria. What did little Donald do when he received the honor of reading the ‘prayers of the day.’ He promised to make First Presbyterian great again. When did baby Donald enter his ‘terrible twos’? When he first realized he was paying too much. When did baby Donald throw tantrums? When his red bibs were all in the wash. Why did little Donald always go to school with skinny kids? He’d had them all convinced to invest their lunch money in real estate. Why was little Donald always so boring on Halloween? He always went as the scariest thing he could think of. A liberal policy analyst. These jokes are not protected by copyright. More humor like this in Rushmore II by Roddy Thorleifson.
