C'mon, people. That's not a roast, that's just criticism. A roast is supposed to be zippy one liners. Like this: Markiplier, if I wanted to kill myself, I'd just climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
I find it funny that he'll try to bring himself up(calling himself handsome or smart, yada yada) but he will never put anyone else down. But sometimes, he tries to make a joke making fun of someone else and then instantly regrets it.
The Fruit Of All Derps Aaaaactually... If you go back to some of his oldest reading comments videos he states that his hair is pretty gray, you just can't see it on camera. In case you already knew that I apologise.
I'm imagining Mark and Sean as old men arguing over who made the best videos. "Back in the day my channel was the real thing. Kids don't even know what RU-vid is these days." "Oh, YOUR channel was the real thing? I bet I could teach you a thing or two about good content, sonny!"
Mark I dont know which is sadder you do youtube because no job accepts you including mc Donald's (reason he is OVER QUALIFIED) or how much more fun it is to watch paint dry
He really is. The people who said he was sad are clearly trying to psychoanalyze when all the experience they have is a high school psychology class and r/im14andthisisdeep. Sometimes, things are exactly what they look like, not something deeper.
9:45 the ONLY decent roast that Mark showed us here was also an amazing piece of poetry. Nathan Hildebrandt deserves an award. His poetry is so lit, it roasted Mark XD
Roast Mark? I can do that. I can do that without saying a damn word! **towers over Mark and gently pats his head** (I am a young Asian girl who is still growing)
I saw a lot of things that said 13 and 12 year olds would laugh at and enjoy his comedy...WE DO!! Among others!! This man is funny! He makes us smile! He helped me in dark times and has helped others!! He has also created alter egos for our enjoyment!! So 😝!!
It is confirmed... Search up septiplier and you'll find actuall pics of them... Uh... IF UR 16 AND YOUNGER DON'T SEARCH IT UP! It was an accident for me to search it up... I wanted to find an image I saw on a video :
Anna R. Same goes for Jack when people say "I liked the old Jack better". Such comments have no basis to them. Jack started off as a loud, obnoxious Irish gamer. What is he now? Still a loud, obnoxious Irish gamer.
1.Pewdiepie roasts Jacksepticeye 2.Jacksepticeye roasts Pewdiepie 3.Mark is here all alone by himself getting roasted by his fans Holy moly guacamole extra cheese and pepperoni give me some ravioli how did I get 600 like-aronis?
I'm so glad he responded to these with such a comedic tone, it's amazing. I'm that kind of person who likes transparency for fans or people in general. It really surprised me how much he's truly stayed close to his self. That's great
heh, most of those who were shown tried too hard. They could have stick to a less than 20 words roast and it would have been far more funny. "You could have been an engineer. Guess that chain of wrong decisions had to start somewhere..."
@@NWolfsson Hope you don't mind, but I copied that one for use against a troll next time one opens their mouth, and I will tell them this one right here.
+Bourne Jasper is your life so filled with childish intellect it makes you feel good about scamming people cause tou can't move out of tour mom's house... or are you just practicing so you can go to jail earlier.
S'more fun don't worry my friend is 12 and 4'5. We call her shorty😂😂 she's up to my stomach. Not to mention my cousin is 5'4 and is six years older than me and I'm 5'5😂😂
When Mark said he doesn´t have grey hair but Jack does I literally left out a big "OHHHHHHHH" lmao Poor Sean, tho, the poor guy didn´t have anything to do with this lol
Every time anybody says something like "You make videos that only 12 year olds laugh at!" Or "Your jokes are fart jokes only 14 year olds would laugh at!" I just always go "That's an insult against [insert whatever age they put]."
I notice that the majority of these "roasts" is actually just haters being complete assholes towards Mark. Since nobody else seems to give two shits or a cliffhanger about it, I'mma just point it out: Markiplier handled this hate very well. A few of these controversial quotes would have probably triggered me and I would have lost it. And that would be very bad. Thank you Mark, for publicly contradicting everything that was said to you and about you by the Antipliers.
And then there's you, the nine year old with the stupid profile picture that's attempting to roast kids older than you. I don't actually mean it, sorry, just practicing my roasts 😊
Those comments he's typing early on sound like when you're overly enthusiastic about a girl and you just type an entire essay to say what you feel, thinking at the time that it's a good thing, then realizing the next day that you fucked up.
My mom told me to take out the trash... but I couldn't find you. I would roast you but it's illegal to burn trash. Mark can you get that bottle of honey? Oh wait... the shelf is 6 feet.... I'll go ask Tyler. |Don't get offended just messing around|
chase bishop dude what’s bad about a default profile picture they are still the same people as us and also don’t say that it was a joke because I see your reply everywhere on the video
Tsukikari Anime Channel And your cousin's car looks like your math teacher and this conversation is very naughty and you know it! COMBO TOUCHÉ RUDE booyah
That septiplier fangril Thank you for this comment. You've really spent your time wisely and efficiently. This comment will ultimately change my life as a whole...I'll be a different person now. Also, your name sounds like a child wrote it. Please don't waste time telling me what my name sounds like
Most of these "roasts" only "attack" him on making 12-14 year olds laugh, but is that such a bad thing? I'd be pretty happy with my life if I could manage to make _anyone_ laugh.
I've been a veterinarian for about eight years now. When a dog struggles during euthanasia I tell them "You won't live in the same world as Markiplier anymore" and they will go peacefully with a smile on their face and an ear to my lap as to say 'I needed to hear that'. I've learned never to tell them before the appointed "time" because they'll refuse to leave my office. It's really sad to see. I know when you publish a new video because I start to hear scratching on my front door. I can't bear the pain anymore... Mark, PLEASE stop!
You know what? Good for him. he knows that hes happy and doesnt let other peoples opinion get to him, at all. THATS why i am a subscriber of the markiplier
Can I have more of these videos? This is actually really cool to see people roasting someone and actually taking criticism off of the roasts. Shows how real the hate is for some people and shows how mean they can be. More of these please :3
Damn....I had to stop watching half way because I got sad. It makes me cry to think that one day mark isn't going to be there anymore. But yet,we will all still love you until the end.
＊Me, enjoying Mark's video＊: 😃 8:16 *“You didn't have to say you were Canadian... I could tell by the grammar.”* 😦 I wonder how he was able to reach up to such a high-level insult.
