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It's PRIME TIME. AMAZON PRIME TIME. Amazon is well known for being a great service to obtain items in a quick and timely manner. With this new show not only do we put that to the test, but we venture into what Amazon is all about, the weird stuff.
The rules are simple, using our collective funds we buy a few items for each other and not knowing what they are, we share them with one another on the couch. We could very well go poor doing this, we just want you to know this.
The following is for those multicultural.
Al mirar hacia adelante, hacia la proa de un barco, babor y estribor, se refieren a los lados izquierdo y derecho, respectivamente. En los primeros días de la navegación, antes de que los barcos tuvieran timones en sus líneas centrales, los barcos eran controlados usando un remo de dirección.
MARKIPLIER & SPOILED MILK • AMAZON PRIME TIME
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@Turtle9815
@Turtle9815 6 лет назад
"It's a little gay" *gets splooged by white liquid*
@sirdrell24
@sirdrell24 6 лет назад
Uncertainty Guaranteed Karma baby
@233dandan
@233dandan 6 лет назад
chunky white liquid
@VentisEntertainment
@VentisEntertainment 6 лет назад
Discharged*
@devinrouse2811
@devinrouse2811 6 лет назад
Well it depends
@hillbillypowpow
@hillbillypowpow 6 лет назад
He knew it was coming. What a way to take one for the team to be funnier
@adamdincher9674
@adamdincher9674 6 лет назад
YOU GOT SOME DISCHARGE ON ME MY MAN
@mumeihozumi-chan555
@mumeihozumi-chan555 6 лет назад
Adam Dincher Fucking hot TBH
@chieffridge5588
@chieffridge5588 6 лет назад
Shhhhhiii my bad dooooood
@Noobymanfire
@Noobymanfire 6 лет назад
Adam Dincher RIGHT as he said it.
@TheMartoon
@TheMartoon 6 лет назад
"The chunks is what gives it the flavour". I don't think i've ever heard a more disgusting sentence... *E* *W*
@TheMartoon
@TheMartoon 6 лет назад
Lapass Lassuli I think the word chunk/chunky should be locked away
@DellSnooze
@DellSnooze 6 лет назад
The Martoon Along with the word *MOIST*
@TheMartoon
@TheMartoon 6 лет назад
Dell Snooze Naaaaaasty!
@daniel-eq4px
@daniel-eq4px 5 лет назад
You must be 5
@christophergramajo184
@christophergramajo184 6 лет назад
"Miss Kobayashi Body Pillow" Brett is way more cultured than I thought
@breadnigga8196
@breadnigga8196 6 лет назад
Nah nah nah nah nah m8 Kanna Kamui body pillow is TRUE cultured
@breadnigga8196
@breadnigga8196 6 лет назад
O b s c u r e *FUCKING HERETIC*
@SnipeZGmod1337
@SnipeZGmod1337 6 лет назад
It's from when his office had a make-over.
@Darkboy1010
@Darkboy1010 6 лет назад
He has good tastes
@hebn.
@hebn. 6 лет назад
Youre all a bunch of fucking weebs
@Znijik
@Znijik 6 лет назад
Cow Chop: still not officially considered as gay porn.
@CuddleCuttlefish
@CuddleCuttlefish 4 года назад
*Yet*
@MrFlip2247
@MrFlip2247 6 лет назад
"Its a little gay--" *immediately gets drenched in chunky white liquid*
@chieffridge5588
@chieffridge5588 6 лет назад
"It's a little gay" he says. I then proceed to watch everything from 4:23 to 6:08
@TheMrGillow
@TheMrGillow 6 лет назад
bro if your nut is chunky see a doctor
@karinaaa7
@karinaaa7 6 лет назад
"You spend so much time thinking of what to do that you just don't do anything" me af
@HalojCOD
@HalojCOD 6 лет назад
karina I read this comment the same time he said it 😂
@karinaaa7
@karinaaa7 6 лет назад
Haley Johnson lol 💃
@LuminousIris
@LuminousIris 6 лет назад
When you have procrastination but also perfectionism at the same time
@karinaaa7
@karinaaa7 6 лет назад
LuminousIris you just described my life 😖
@LuminousIris
@LuminousIris 6 лет назад
Yeah, I know it's pretty intense to have that "all or nothing" attitude that it's mentally draining and leaves you not performing what you wish you have. Hopefully you can arrange consistency to some loose schedule to get things done which I am trying out.
@yung_ape
@yung_ape 6 лет назад
You can literally feel their sanity and dignity waste away bit by bit with each of these videos
@tendakraut9854
@tendakraut9854 6 лет назад
yung_boichi Read “dignity” as “virginity”.
@mcraftcannonball
@mcraftcannonball 6 лет назад
You must be new. Both are long gone by now.
@115mrbig
@115mrbig 6 лет назад
yung_boichi I know isn’t it great! :)
@ricardomunoz2010
@ricardomunoz2010 6 лет назад
if you think they still have dignity/sanity you should see nova take a shit.
@em_birch
@em_birch 6 лет назад
Hate to be that person, but it's "sanity".
@DietyAwesome
@DietyAwesome 6 лет назад
Aleks should know by now to always keep a spare change of clothes at the warehouse. No excuses are allowed.
@_sex
@_sex 6 лет назад
seeing the words _Includes Paid Promotion_ helps me sleep better at night, knowing my boys are being fed.
@del2479
@del2479 6 лет назад
how else are they supposed to buy expired milk for their cereal?
@lonestar3246
@lonestar3246 6 лет назад
Join honey to get the best deals possible
@_CaitlynSmith15
@_CaitlynSmith15 6 лет назад
There will be fanfiction written about this episode 😂
@CircleToonsHD
@CircleToonsHD 6 лет назад
I thought I typed in RU-vid, not Fakku....
@NoNameHasBeenFound
@NoNameHasBeenFound 6 лет назад
Another RU-vid in the last hour gone wrong?
@TenaciousBuns
@TenaciousBuns 6 лет назад
You watch cow chop too?
@BunnySunnyification
@BunnySunnyification 6 лет назад
nhentai*
@owlassassin5754
@owlassassin5754 6 лет назад
CircleToonsHD can I touch you
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 6 лет назад
Fakku has become a corporate schlong
@adie445
@adie445 6 лет назад
5:35 yea thanks cowchop. Its great to have watched this without wearing headphones in the living room with my family around.
@LegendofA
@LegendofA 6 лет назад
Rip
@rizuuu9
@rizuuu9 6 лет назад
f
@justarandomguy3969
@justarandomguy3969 6 лет назад
well thats your fault...
@6kine6tic67
@6kine6tic67 6 лет назад
That's on you bud
@johnanimelord9976
@johnanimelord9976 6 лет назад
You're a braver man than I
@LemKuuja
@LemKuuja 6 лет назад
"I'm gonna discharge" > "I'm gonna pre"
@ShadowLover9158
@ShadowLover9158 6 лет назад
never
@captainbeachboy3413
@captainbeachboy3413 6 лет назад
just can't beat supermega
@Mike55690
@Mike55690 6 лет назад
Lol reading all these comments are hilarious, but honestly i'm glad Aleks and James are still making content, specially in this day and age of RU-vid, so thank you for all you guys do, the whole cowchop family as well - out of place comment, but yeah.. thank you !
@Tyreniom
@Tyreniom 6 лет назад
Mike55690 ya.
@Mike-bm1xv
@Mike-bm1xv 2 года назад
@@chloeking3478 a double whammy
@phlegmconnoisseur2241
@phlegmconnoisseur2241 2 года назад
...
@joniroooooo
@joniroooooo 6 лет назад
I don’t know why I was surprised when aleks started moaning lmao
@Arcaninebreeder
@Arcaninebreeder 6 лет назад
The reason the calendar was late was because he sat down and signed every individual copy
@drewmungus5841
@drewmungus5841 6 лет назад
In this episode, twink Aleks and daddy James finally play out their fantasies of pumping their blasters until they splooge loads of goo on each other
@15aia5
@15aia5 6 лет назад
0:21 james roast aleks and me at the same time
@rizuuu9
@rizuuu9 6 лет назад
"I can already tell this is gonna be awful" literally every cow chop vid
@Cellmate
@Cellmate 4 года назад
11:54 "It's sour as fuck!" That shit always makes me laugh too hard.
@felipegallegosavina7683
@felipegallegosavina7683 5 лет назад
12:05 James feels threatened and asserts dominance. 12:07 - 12:11 Aleks' brain short circuts and reboots in response to James' ink discharge
@TheLionsHeart
@TheLionsHeart 6 лет назад
"From black to white or from black to white" lmao.
@BrandonCMaximum
@BrandonCMaximum 6 лет назад
Cow Chop is the greatest thing that you can't explain to anyone else
@marshayame
@marshayame 6 лет назад
*Two men discharge on each other and post it on the interwebs*
@johnknowles1891
@johnknowles1891 6 лет назад
James and Aleks are the comedians the world needs
@lolhilolhi1
@lolhilolhi1 6 лет назад
5:15 he click clacked himself
@Jelly4Telly
@Jelly4Telly 6 лет назад
All I’m sayin’ is... thank god for earphones...
@Yeen66
@Yeen66 6 лет назад
But was Brett looking for a body pillow of miss Kobayashi or a character from miss Kobayashi?
@defsouul3127
@defsouul3127 6 лет назад
Sven Last Name Kobayashi dude them dead fish eyes are sexy af
@Yeen66
@Yeen66 6 лет назад
Jmo or Brett wanted a body pillow of Kanna but knew if he searched that then cowchop would get swatted
@Yeen66
@Yeen66 6 лет назад
Kiddy good point
@aidanpina1182
@aidanpina1182 4 года назад
Kanna is best loli
@dragonleader92
@dragonleader92 6 лет назад
james taking just the berries out was just what i needed today
@relixnova251
@relixnova251 6 лет назад
I can’t breathe. That was so much discharge.
@chalkist1772
@chalkist1772 6 лет назад
what a *prime* clickbait title
@chieffridge5588
@chieffridge5588 6 лет назад
* Puts on glasses YEEEAAAHHH!!!
@ice5500
@ice5500 6 лет назад
I like how james went from calling alex adhd to saying he's having strokes and sluring his words
@metaomicron72
@metaomicron72 6 лет назад
This episode really is special! Loved every bit from it. Specially Aleks avoiding drinking the milk and James being completely oblivious and munching a full spoon of it, twice.
@donutboii7040
@donutboii7040 6 лет назад
I see Brett is a man of culture as well.
@williambarrett1234
@williambarrett1234 6 лет назад
"you spend so much time thinking of what to do, that you just... dont do anything"
@alexford2122
@alexford2122 6 лет назад
why is this channel sooooo good
@ieatpanadol1548
@ieatpanadol1548 6 лет назад
I love a good dose of discharge in my cow chop videos.
@MANA98
@MANA98 6 лет назад
How to get my attention : Put Lindsey and Brett in one scene 😏
@KelseytheLetteredDandy
@KelseytheLetteredDandy 6 лет назад
y'all gotta put the calendar in the lobby ❤
@tristenyoung1877
@tristenyoung1877 6 лет назад
Can we talk about how a puzzle company took time to state that the puzzle is already considered done before you assemble it?
@TurnaboutHalifaxHD
@TurnaboutHalifaxHD 6 лет назад
Just two grown men... discharging at each other
@karasuanime
@karasuanime 6 лет назад
The reaction is the best part and you guys always cut it off.
@keaganthiessen4056
@keaganthiessen4056 6 лет назад
Yet another cowchop video I regret eating during, thanks boys!
@Jake-og9lr
@Jake-og9lr 6 лет назад
"Pump slowly till you discharge" The Tyler Durden Story
@insuebabe87
@insuebabe87 6 лет назад
I love you guys lol it brightens my day to see a new vid every day! Specially Aleks stroke tude ;)
@ryuukasai3713
@ryuukasai3713 6 лет назад
That milkbTHICCC
@DJPerZn
@DJPerZn 6 лет назад
*”How you digest this next gift is really up to eeeewyouu”* 12:40 Ahahahahahaha
@momo_love_
@momo_love_ 6 лет назад
Yall never fail to make me laugh
@tristanduke4296
@tristanduke4296 6 лет назад
James instantly describing my life in the first few seconds of the video... That’s how I feel right now.
@longliveduracell
@longliveduracell 6 лет назад
I started dying when James screamed “ITS SOUR AS FUCK”
@koruchan9947
@koruchan9947 6 лет назад
6:21 i can relate HAHAH
@ExperienceRush
@ExperienceRush 6 лет назад
Don't know why, but this is the best CowChop video I've watched in a while.
@KadBaine
@KadBaine 6 лет назад
Crossover episodes always bring out the best in the both channels.
@pokegucci7562
@pokegucci7562 6 лет назад
“The chunks give it the flavor” I’m weak
@CornerBoothGames
@CornerBoothGames 6 лет назад
"Back of Target" Nooooo Seamus 😭😭😭 lol
@cliffordmuggah4122
@cliffordmuggah4122 6 лет назад
james picking only the berries for his cereal reminded me of the *TRIGGER WARNING* creature talk where he said he would purposefully put things in the wrong places at stores to make more work for the people working there.
@elatedshamanrose8149
@elatedshamanrose8149 6 лет назад
This is *EXACTLY* the content I came here for: *SPLATOON BUKKAKE*
@PandaJNiccals
@PandaJNiccals 6 лет назад
Props on that lo fi in the transition to the sponsor bit
@Goldfish_Vender
@Goldfish_Vender 6 лет назад
I laughed way too hard at this
@megasalty123
@megasalty123 6 лет назад
*Includes paid promotion* YESSSS!
@vanitymirrorss
@vanitymirrorss 6 лет назад
Now introducing "Captain Crunch: Deliberately All Berries!"
@nameless2633
@nameless2633 6 лет назад
LOL this episode was great all the sploogeing going on
@happyaleks3690
@happyaleks3690 6 лет назад
Being real here for a moment, I wish we could see them be more open with us. Though I know it'll never happen, I'm still holding onto hope. Anyway, this episode of APT was something else
@justseizurealeks
@justseizurealeks 6 лет назад
Gotta love those blue jeans
@toastedbread8277
@toastedbread8277 6 лет назад
I love cowchop
@bluryach
@bluryach 6 лет назад
Literally half of this video was either Aleks moaning, James dumping cereal in a bowl, or Brett doing an ad.
@manillafolder216
@manillafolder216 6 лет назад
I don’t know why but I completely lost it when aleks started furiously shaking his hands while the rest of him was offscreen
@Xzqwerty2324zX
@Xzqwerty2324zX 6 лет назад
what an amazing episode
@CybernetikSuccubus
@CybernetikSuccubus 6 лет назад
MALK!... now with extra flavor chunks!
@Ale-wl6sy
@Ale-wl6sy 6 лет назад
All that discharge talk got me 😩
@AtlasIsLost
@AtlasIsLost 6 лет назад
"It's a little gay"*SQUERSH*
@oliviasr83
@oliviasr83 6 лет назад
Better than pornhub
@DunlopPride
@DunlopPride 6 лет назад
That cow silhouette painting in the background looks like Count Olaf
@ColdNomNom
@ColdNomNom 6 лет назад
prime★★time★★
@yushatak
@yushatak 6 лет назад
Gagged three times almost to the point of vomit over that spoiled milk pour Aleks did after they both knew it was fucked. Damn.
@mrblue251
@mrblue251 6 лет назад
Sound clips from this episode will be found in the next Cow Chop Dating Sim, guaranteed.
@lowtierjerry
@lowtierjerry 6 лет назад
“I don’t wanna play anymore.” Why were you playing in the first place lmao
@ButcherOfBlavikenn
@ButcherOfBlavikenn 6 лет назад
14:09 just about sums up this video lmao
@aceaann3624
@aceaann3624 6 лет назад
You can just see Aleks contemplating giving James the bowl of spoiled milk 😂
@oliviar6356
@oliviar6356 6 лет назад
you guys are my new favorite people
@mr.kibbles6321
@mr.kibbles6321 6 лет назад
i've never laughed so hard in my life.
@Yemmer
@Yemmer 6 лет назад
The reason it took so long is that markiplier had to sign all of them before he shipped them out
@Traster_Bean
@Traster_Bean 6 лет назад
Cow Chop Bebop is my favorite youtube anime.
@darksidewhovian3301
@darksidewhovian3301 6 лет назад
When I saw the title I was hoping it was going to be that calendar.
@izzycampbell6933
@izzycampbell6933 6 лет назад
i've got some discharge as well after seeing aleks covered in that splooge
@sugarysweetjoker1664
@sugarysweetjoker1664 6 лет назад
I actually got honey thansk to you, if it wasn't for cowchop i would probably never have found it:0
@araythios9978
@araythios9978 6 лет назад
THE HOLY TEXT!
@thebeav7131
@thebeav7131 6 лет назад
I'm freaking out here... what song was that at about 6:12 I need to know.. (I like lofi music don't judge)
@kiweecake2033
@kiweecake2033 6 лет назад
I laughed so hard omfg
@massivecockgaming
@massivecockgaming 6 лет назад
Wow. Just good bois discharging on each other. Now, that's the content I'm here for. 👌
@hillbillycomedy
@hillbillycomedy 6 лет назад
This video grossed me out to no end, and i thank you for it.
@00spaceissocool00
@00spaceissocool00 6 лет назад
Ok, I saw Markiplier in the title and then wondered when he would be mentioned/involved, then James brought out that last gift and I started to slowly understand before it was even opened.
@TheBeastlyBronco
@TheBeastlyBronco 6 лет назад
“You got some discharge on me dude”
@MrRANDUM145
@MrRANDUM145 6 лет назад
"Two beefy guys pump their boom sticks until they discharge all over each other"
@stoner1822
@stoner1822 6 лет назад
Those splatoon guns are a remake of a toy i had that was a paintball gun for kids lol
@jamiearya
@jamiearya 3 года назад
James is literally me with cereal.
@littletort3531
@littletort3531 6 лет назад
Joined honey and I gotta say I recommend it Plus can't hurt to help out by using the link
@megamadic
@megamadic 6 лет назад
I don't know what this is like sober yet but this is hella funny to watch drunk.
@megamadic
@megamadic 6 лет назад
I'm hungover now, It's just as funny
@AwDudeIDontKnow
@AwDudeIDontKnow 6 лет назад
A quality episode
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