Martial Arts on TikTok is Ridiculous 

Speaking as someone who's taken classes for martial arts, pretty much every form in this vid is actually pretty dangerous (for the user) because they aren't protecting their face. Keeping your hands near your head when you're not punching is one of the basic lessons my class learned

I like the "definitely no hate to them" disclaimer at the end. Jackson trying to hide the fact he's terrified.

6:55 when I'm a child and I'm playing mortal Kombat with my siblings in real life

Thanks ❤🐉 for tribute!!!

I had no idea this dude was doing long form videos this was the first I watched and thoroughly enjoyed!! Def gonna watch more

7:05 genuinely looks like someone new to blenders first animation

7:33 This reminds me of that video where the lady says she's a freestyle dance instructor 😂

I come from the future to inform you that these are actually highly advanced mystical qigong. Mastery of which will aid you on your path to the heavens.

Missed opportunity for a minimum of 69 lessons for dai-nou Fu'hk style

The average Mcdojo trainee:

Keep making long form content please man, only tip I can give you is to try and find your own editing voice as it’s a little obvious who you draw inspiration from, other than that you’re doing great can’t wait for more!

We better get Pillow guy for mk8dx wave six

The screams build up energy

Last guys a dancer, not a fighter

For the last "form" of tik tok martial arts, I think we should formally name it 'tiquandance'......is it just me that thinks it looks like some weird dance?

Ah yes gino phok uses only the best pelvic thrusts

10:02 The noise😂

ill be there for the first gynofuk lesson 🙏

10:50 looks like something out of dance dance revolution

Both the ideas sound amazing

Jackson, are you still gonna do the Sunday Stream? Good video

I need someone to actually challenge them to a fight and time how many seconds it takes for them to get royally owned. XD

Ok Kurtis Conner

Why did his small scream in the intro sound like cg5

Are you the guy from the La Male elixir perfume ads?

6:06 I’m concerned

Where do I sign up

Yoo he credits creators

🥋

Bro why you be hating Karate Kid (w Jaden Smith) I enjoyed it its my childhood.

Bullshido

there should be a MMA tournament of just martial arts that people came up with. i wanna se master face off against waterbottle man 🤼‍♂

#funny

That’s the most confusing martial art I have ever seen lol🤼‍♂️

The Rainbow Road "go-kart" had me in stitches 🤣🌈

That guy which was punching fast looks like 7 year old me in goblin mode

The Russian one is when developers can't think of what to make npc characters do in the background so they just use random code

No lies I'm gonna need those Geno fuck lessons

I’m not on TikTok, these videos are so educational! First mud floods and now genfungkoo, I’ve been living under a rock. 😭

Those 5 seconds of hip thrusting martial arts was it for me 😂

You know, they seem to be having fun. And Im not gonna hold that against them.

4:50 STANDING HERE I REALIZED YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYNA MAKE HISTORY BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE. THAT VIOLENCE BREED VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

These guys are the definition of your parents telling you to "Not do that in the house"

I do Karate and those videos are accurate to how I feel doing Karate in front of others who don't do Karate. I always feared that when I did Karate for someone who doesn't do Karate I look like the people from these videos to them.

Damn i thought i couldnt watch this video, but i remember i got gift membership lol

These martial arts are about as effective as someone trying to stab you with their pinky finger (It just hurts the user more)

I think we can all agree that Sensei senseless could take them with one hand behind his back

First guy has to be doing satire right? Holy cow

When he started punching the pillow on the floor i started crying oh my god this is the best thing ive ever seen thank you so much for thia video

please, someone tell me what that outro song is, Im begging it cant get it out of my head fr

Jackson, day by day you become slowly more like Danny Gonzales, Drew Goodens, and the numerous other commentary youtubers. They too started with short form content, and soon, you will be among their ranks, a hallowed member of satirical observation

I have applied for genofuck lessons, i am really exited, my first lesson is next weekend!!!!

The first guy’s videos are comedy gold - he even wrote “#funny”

0:20 Michael the fighter guy...movie... wrestler...thing

who said it's not effective? personally, i'm terrified. 🤼

Love the OG pixel art painting from a while back sitting on the shelf!

tf is the second account?.....

looks like vsauce was tired of being called a nerd...

Give the editor a raise

WHHHHOOOA SHIIIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Btw I need that guy in my next Mariocart build, I suck at Mariocart.

i like tiktok because it reminds me that no matter how bad my decisions are and how stupid i can be, there will always be dumber than me.

6:56 they out here looking like npcs

🤼

I mean the first bottle clip was funny but the guy punched pretty fast for his age. Not that laughtable if you ask me. I dont know a lot of people beeing able to punch that fast.🤷‍♂️

5:12 he doesn’t hit hard, but his muscles certainly fire quickly.

I’m sorry, both versions of Karate Kid are perfection in their own rights!

Off topic but Kermit lying in the back there 😂

the guy at 3:08 missed a punch and punched again very fast which to be honest is impresive

Also saying mma is the best martial art isn't entirely accurate because it'd just All the martial arts It's like if I said what's the best food and u said all of them

7:02 when i cant figure out the game controls

Imagine the first guy vs survival training guy 😂 5:08

YOU USE OPERA!!! its pronounce ka-ra-te

Hi new subscriber

THE SECOND VIDEO WAS PRETTY FUCKING COOL

when it showed the first guy in mario kart i thought it was a deformed rat for like 6 seconds

Like #998 Wanted to me #1000 but dreams dont come true i guess. Love your vids though

Jokes on you that you haven't seen tiktok's self defense videos yet

Where can I subscribe to ghino fak lessons?

2nd guy should breakdance or something

a martial artist

Sign me up for that gheenofuhk

What is wrong with that first guy?

What kind of stuff do you watch my guy!!! Lol

Jackson

7:00 me and my friend when my parents make us go outside

I do tae kwon do and I felt brain rot when I saw this

The first one is probably sped up

The diversity between your shorts and longform is insane. Keep it up!

You're the minecraft movie guy

The most funny vid ever

Did anybody see what is written on jack shirt 😂😂😂

is this Girkin on the wall you have?

7:09 WWE fighting

Why is it 18+? 💀💀

It’s martial ABSTRACT art

Whats the outro song?

That looks so sped up🤠

Dude, i already knew you were hilarious but didnt catch too many reaction/gameplay videos. But the editing in this one especially is just amazing, ill try to catch up to more of these videos. Keep it up

You forgot the TMNT