Martin Short: Timeless | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

# TURTLE MAN 😵

Hysterical and true.

Katy McDonald I think part of it is that our federal election campaigns go for about a month. In America they go for years.

RedLightMax true but I also think that even in general politics can be discussed without it being a big deal.

S.M.C. Kennels you clearly didn’t understand my comment because that was exactly my point. People put too much weight on internet phenomena, Bill talks about it with his guests all the time. He even had Milo on ffs. People are afraid of people and ideas they hear about on the internet but don’t really exist in reality.

S.M.C. Kennels I can see how you might have misunderstood but I was saying that because of the extremism online that gets talked about in American politics, it’s being exported via social media to the rest of the world. You could argue that the bipartisanship is a symptom of online echo chambers but I think it’s more that US politics was already very divided and social media amplified it which in turn takes more extremism into the general political discourse.

In Canada (and I believe Australia would be similar since we have similar political systems), there's also far more nuance in the political spectrum. Don't agree with the farthest far right people? Or the farthest far left people? There's a more moderate party or parties on either side of the spectrum that you might agree with more. And they can run candidates and can win seats and even win majorities. I feel political discussions aren't as polarizing when you have more than two choices.

Always!

@Lise Dolen there's likely not a bum alive with a bucket list

Who is in his head?? Trump, rent free, 24/7

Mark Hadley 👏 👏

With trump, yes, we must all be constantly vigilant. With previous presidents, we trusted that they were competent and had experienced staffs to support them. They were able to work with Congress on most issues, and they were not constantly alienating our allies. They were educated, well-spoken, consulted with experienced professionals, could bring most of the country together when needed, and had leadership qualities. They also didn't do outrageous news interviews, and they stayed off Twitter. In other words, they were presidents. Not some wannabe only looking for ways to line his pockets.

@@cathieludemann5879 That's a pretty good take you just made on Trump's persona. My mom was getting upset the other day because everything's always Trump, Trump, Trump! But that's why. You gotta watch shady dudes - like a hawk (buzzard). Give him an inch, they'll take a mile.

@Phil Fry 'Individual 1' is a complete disaster. You're being played as a total fool.

@Phil Fry When Obama was President, the country was also "still moving" (although that seems like a pretty low bar to clear, personally, but I guess it means something to you), and "plenty of" jobs were created. (Far more, actually.) Yet there sure were a LOT of people angry - very, VERY angry, in fact - that he was President. Answer honestly now - were you not perhaps one of them? And even if you weren't one, did you similarly take it upon yourself to tell such people to GET [TF] OVER IT? I wonder . . .

I’m 69 and feel great. Friends tell me you can enjoy life up to the late 70s. You’ve got to be lucky in the health department, though.

68 and still. Kicking. Martin is still funny.

John Richards that and have a Doctor around as helping hand all the time with a doctors bag full of goodies.

He said "It's more C- Hatfields and McCoys here"

@walt charamba Neither do Dumbocrats. Calling Trump supporters Trumpanzees is RACIST! YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT HOMOPHOBIC ISLAMIPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC CLAUSTERPHOBIC RACISTTTTTTT!

@walt charamba Martin Short and Trumpanzees have something in common then.

Funniest person alive.

if you are rich and willing...

@@realnorthpaw Because everything is fake. SMH

@@FixNewsPlease nope, but you can buy a lot of beauty with money. besides harsh surgeries.

@@realnorthpaw See: Trump, Donald John

Kaelib TeeGarden Absolutely..Martin looks great,! He is so very funny. I have loved all his work!

Yep, He keeps Bill chill. It's a good thing. Similar to therapy. It's GOOD!

@David Roberts NO. We never met - how could I, sir?

Of his rasicm? “I’ve never been to india” is a short skip away from trump’s “shithole countries” comment

He’s Canadian. Funny, classy and treats everyone as equal. 🇨🇦. Unlike the racist idiot Trump.

Me too.. 👍👍

If you're Canadian

@@TheHomelessDreamer Fine Multi-National Freakin' Treasure! There jacq danieles I fixed it. And without duct tape!

That movie was hilarious

And racist, but I am repeating myself

fun tastic huh?

Billy Rock ? “I’ve never been to india” is a short skip away from trump’s “shithole countries” comment

Vintage Vinyl and he hasn’t aged in all these years! He looks the same as he always has!

home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions.

" Take off to The Great White North!" lol~I've always loved Martin, I must say!

Same here

Thomas Chu , why..?? Did he say one thing that was funny..?? He’s not even a has been. He’s a never was.

Indeed. Piglets too.🤣

yeah everywhere is fucked up except america, those people have less material things in general but they are way happier in general than you fucks making fun of them ... fuck bill maher, and fuck martin short you dont even see how bad it is to make fun of other countries while this country you all work like slaves most people on prescribed medications for illness and depression etc (me too), and highest per capita people in jail, most mass shootings, where these countries you make fun of dont deal with that shit either barely or non-existent, before you make fun look at the shithole country you live in ... and im from and now live in America ... and every empire has fallen no empire has stood the test of time, and america is no different, before western etc colonization places like Persia and India Africa etc were like paradises, look at Mongolia Genghis Khan conquered 4 times that of Alexander the Great yet now poor as fuck country, why? KARMA ... and this country America has the worst karma build-up over all of history, laugh while you can, when this country is invaded by foreign powers it will happen, this country blasts and bombs practically everywhere, you live by the sword you die by the sword, America will die by the hand of Karma etc ... Bijan

他媽的廢話音樂產業等等等 Actually, they were making fun of themselves, not of countries where people bring chickens onto buses (of which I have visited several, with fond memories).

Larry McCallum Yeah clearly the dude is Chinese pissed at America. The joke went over his head. Humor is probably not his strong suit. Sure he is great at math though... 😂😂

@@larrymccallum2911 its the fact that you dont even see or realize that they were making fun of them is the problem that is western arrogance and thinking that they are better then everyone etc ...

Short is a treasure alright. Ya need a shovel to dig him up.

SteveMartinShort

Do it! They are still touring. Do it!

@@jeannefoster5594 Lol!

@@lynnej.9357 I know! They've been close enough to me 4 times, but by the time I try to get tickets (literally within minutes), the show has sold out. I'll keep trying, though. I love those two!

Claire tiggs, Just letting ya know, Martin Short is a Member of the Baby Boomers generation. Not Generation X, Claire. No offense.

@@traekas7228 i know, i have a habit of putting kisses at the end of my posts 😀

Claire tiggs, Well, now I’m embarrassed! So sorry, C. Kicking myself for missing the kissing. Lol...

@@traekas7228 no problem at all my friend dont worry about it,

My money too!

Chase is well beyond that possibility. Short and Martin maybe. But there’s no there there unfortunately.

Crazy asf God bless..I love Him🥰🙌🏾

Madsf Jaada many basketballers.

"Who Wasn't in My Body" would save a lot of trees.

Lol thats gold

you asked something and I failed you

He's lucky enough to have a job that he loves...and happens to amazing while doing that job.

My guess is he is...Just a great person who must laughs all day and makes people happy all day as well🥰🙌🏾🙏🏾

It sucked