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I had the pleasure of hearing this awesome Southwest flight attendant delivers hilarious PA!
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@justinerogers371
@justinerogers371 6 лет назад
I was taking a group of kids on an educational travel tour, most of whom had never flown before. Marty was our flight attendant, and the kids were laughing so hard they forgot to be nervous.
@joywood4600
@joywood4600 2 года назад
Marty is great with her passengers. Very funny she makes the flight fun I give her😁👍 thumbs up
@mickemike2148
@mickemike2148 4 года назад
This hostess is all across the internet for making funny announcements! She is clearly stand up comedian material, but the crowd can't escape from their seats in an airplane which is a smart move if you have a bad day at work. Fantastic!
@sterlingarcher1775
@sterlingarcher1775 Год назад
She's great at her job, and easy on the eyes too.
@DillonCleans
@DillonCleans 4 года назад
How can they remember all that. That’s like a million words
@donnabaardsen5372
@donnabaardsen5372 4 года назад
@WhutsWhat No, I've heard this repeated on numerous Southwest flight's. It's memorized, not unplanned.
@grantwarren5214
@grantwarren5214 3 года назад
@@donnabaardsen5372 but gotta give her credit for switching up the small details each flight too. Her own original skit too.
@rachel1149
@rachel1149 3 года назад
They’ve done it for years dumbass
@bradward9164
@bradward9164 3 года назад
Lol.I said the same thing
@bkirstie
@bkirstie 3 года назад
@@donnabaardsen5372 she said she maid her own spin of it on ellen in 2014.
@theresameske7594
@theresameske7594 6 лет назад
I would book a trip on Southwest just to hear her safety announcement. She is hysterical😂😂😂
@skyfoxf1113
@skyfoxf1113 5 лет назад
Well, that was definitely refreshing. A flight attendant with a little bit sas and a lot of class! Well done Marty!!!
@nam3263
@nam3263 6 лет назад
This lady is hysterical. What a lovely sense of humour
@bmh2004
@bmh2004 5 лет назад
I love her, she makes flying so much fun, give that lady a recognition award and a big fat raise
@showtime951
@showtime951 5 лет назад
Marty, I'm dead serious. As the son of a commercial pilot, I spent a lot of my life in planes and airports. Unfortunately, with all of the post-9/11 TSA obstacle course, loading, check-in, etc., I've been conditioned to not stand the thought of commercial flight travel. Prepare for the greatest compliment I could possibly pay you. You actually make flying look attractive and fun again. You are a delightful breathe of fresh air in a world gone dry and stale. Thank you. Be safe and God bless.
@TheMosaicMan-cbc
@TheMosaicMan-cbc 2 года назад
One of the most impressive, awesome, single hardworking parents you will ever encounter in this business.
@Rick4345
@Rick4345 2 года назад
Definitely a shining example of the perfect flight attendant.
@ScrewTikTok
@ScrewTikTok 2 года назад
Seems the core part of these speeches (including humor parts) are consistent in in every flight of southwest. Good policy. Other airlines should follow it!
@nitanadina1028
@nitanadina1028 5 лет назад
She is hilarious, but I dare say, I´ve never heard anyone talk THAT FAST before in my life! Good thing it´s been recorded, I need to listen to it several times to understand it all...
@timtobias6541
@timtobias6541 5 лет назад
I remember my sister was a flight attendant do American Airlines in the late 70's. Training was much more stringent back then. You had to be a certain height & weight. No glasses, contacts only. They taught you how to do your makeup. Really? But she had some of the best stories! The woman that knocked her husband out with a bottle of champagne, because he was drunk & obnoxious. A spider monkey that someone snuck on the plane & it got loose. All the flight attendants trying to capture it. In first class the used real China & she's trying to carve a roast on one of those be carts, while the suddenly hit tubulance. People asked her how she pulled THAT off. She said she just winged it, they didn't teach her that in training. These funny videos are s great. More relaxed!!!
@ngml320
@ngml320 7 лет назад
your the best Marty
@PrincessLuna020
@PrincessLuna020 7 лет назад
OMG! If you turn on your subtitles it's hysterical. It mentions how everyone gets there very own teeny weenie yellow cell with zucchini!😂
@Photostm
@Photostm 7 лет назад
PrincessLuna020 that is halirious!!!!
@HeidiKohne
@HeidiKohne 6 лет назад
"Thanks to get your kidney battle ends and welcome aboard"
@every1sangels
@every1sangels 5 лет назад
LMAO!!
@hiflite2925
@hiflite2925 5 лет назад
LOL. I heard teenie weenie southwest bikini!
@toscatripp9134
@toscatripp9134 3 года назад
I just LOVE her! Please put her in charge of training, or atleast use her techniques to train other flight attendants, she's EXCELLENT & I know she'd put others at ease in flying!!!
@stronzer59
@stronzer59 5 лет назад
Excellent delivery. She has a future on stage.
@elainepearson4817
@elainepearson4817 4 года назад
She is funny and at least she gets the attention of the passengers which is exactly what is needed, unfortunately those safety briefs can get a little boring and repetitive and I tend to drift off. I wish we had her in Australia it would definitely liven up the flight. 🇦🇺😷😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@jamesdalwood6142
@jamesdalwood6142 2 года назад
I totally agree
@northernriverstransportvlogs
@northernriverstransportvlogs 9 месяцев назад
Australia has the worst flight attendants, well at least Qantas does. They speak so fast and so boring and having flown on 14 individual Qantas flights I have only listened once or twice because they're just so boring and disengaging.
@treypohe4593
@treypohe4593 6 лет назад
Oh I wish she was here in Australia! Love you Marty Cobb!!!
@carolannetitmus8878
@carolannetitmus8878 6 лет назад
Just be grateful that on Quantas they take safety procedures seriously...believe me that is no joking matter.
@treypohe4593
@treypohe4593 6 лет назад
@@carolannetitmus8878 you spelt QANTAS wrong... Or, Qantas
@treypohe4593
@treypohe4593 6 лет назад
@@carolannetitmus8878 but Air New Zealand seems pretty good as well...especially they're safety videos!
@carolannetitmus8878
@carolannetitmus8878 6 лет назад
Oops sorry, great airline!
@treypohe4593
@treypohe4593 6 лет назад
@@carolannetitmus8878 lol 😂
@debbiecooper1677
@debbiecooper1677 6 лет назад
I flew from OKC. to Dallas. I swear I laughed at those ladies the whole time.
@miamiguy72
@miamiguy72 7 лет назад
she has become and internet sensation !!! i cant stop laughing !!
@soonerjontheconservative636
@soonerjontheconservative636 3 года назад
She is so funny I hope I have her on a flight some time.
@woodrowsmith3400
@woodrowsmith3400 11 месяцев назад
This lady is a rock star! I would love to be sitting in a seat too small...too firm... anticipating a boring flight to someplace and hear these instructions. Wouldn't that instantly make you smile...make your flight better?
@marcscheel4372
@marcscheel4372 5 лет назад
Before I retired I flew Southwest every week from Orlando to Phillie for about a year. We had several instances where both the male and female senior attendants made jokes like this or sang to us. It relaxed the scared flyers somewhat. I love Southwest and since I flew the same flights each week, I got to know some of the gals and they were so much fun. I also remember, early in my career when I would fly from Houston Hobby to Dallas Love weekly, office to office. Back then the attendants wore hot pants and were required to have certain weight limits and age limits. I know it sounds sexist but they had the most beautiful and hot young ladies back in the day. No offense to todays male and females, old and young, fat and skinny.
@mickie2241
@mickie2241 4 года назад
I remember that back in the sixties and into the 70s, of course that's when flying used to be fun 😊
@bonnierussell2495
@bonnierussell2495 5 лет назад
Hilarious! I wish all airlines were like this.
@staceynevill1357
@staceynevill1357 7 лет назад
Yes she was on Ellen Show with her daughters. We fly next week out of Dallas to Las Vegas and my wife would love for her to be on the flight.
@muscleandmath2910
@muscleandmath2910 7 лет назад
Stacey Breland did you have her on the flight?
@staceynevill1357
@staceynevill1357 7 лет назад
No, unfortunately we had a boring set but the flight was good.
@yoboyhb6050
@yoboyhb6050 5 лет назад
This wasn’t her it was a different one
@CaptainArt777
@CaptainArt777 5 лет назад
Helpfull note, if you watch the Ellen show, you are spitting in the Lords face. She is a well-known gay and lives with her lover and also lies a lot.
@CaptainArt777
@CaptainArt777 4 года назад
@Cherry And we have to pray for people like you. Hell awaits you unless you accept the Lord. With all the evidice we have for you to say that tells me that you are super stupid.
@annetteslife
@annetteslife 3 года назад
I wish Greyhound drivers had enthusiasm like her!
@feelfree3881
@feelfree3881 6 лет назад
I would love to have her as my flight attendant on a flight I would definitely fly that Airline again
@cierramoten5179
@cierramoten5179 Год назад
"That is sweet, but cash is better" 😂😂😂
@jamesfarnham1976
@jamesfarnham1976 6 лет назад
Seen her twice, ding dong my mother in law joke...too funny!!
@checocr
@checocr 7 лет назад
Amazing! Hope all were like her.
@ABIAviation
@ABIAviation 4 года назад
I have been on her flight before !
@galaxygirl7122
@galaxygirl7122 7 лет назад
I not hearing anyone laughing like how the other video was filled with laughter.
@TheRivrPrncess
@TheRivrPrncess 6 лет назад
There was laughter, just not a lot.
@khalidabdulghani
@khalidabdulghani 6 лет назад
TheRivrPrncess ikr some boring people
@inyourowntimegoon
@inyourowntimegoon 6 лет назад
CMBCM lover speak and write English!!! You illiterate ass!
@yoboyhb6050
@yoboyhb6050 5 лет назад
The one on Ellen was the best
@jordantrivett3587
@jordantrivett3587 7 лет назад
she inspires me.
@shawnsmith2052
@shawnsmith2052 6 лет назад
You are awesome!!
@bird271828
@bird271828 3 года назад
God bless her🌻🌼🌷
@williambrownlee4534
@williambrownlee4534 9 месяцев назад
Where was she when I was Flying SW , Kc To Phoenix ???? She's GREAT !!!
@vikkimcdonough6153
@vikkimcdonough6153 4 года назад
I love Southwest.
@raeblackstone3592
@raeblackstone3592 2 года назад
Southwest steak spice? 🤔
@kymsheba
@kymsheba 5 лет назад
Now that was worth the cost of the flight right there, Hilarious :)
@aliahasselman6596
@aliahasselman6596 6 лет назад
Fantastic!
@atlasking6110
@atlasking6110 7 лет назад
Marty's the best. But I've heard a lot of SW attendants use the "disco lights" line. Just heard it on my last flight (and it wasn't Marty.)
@mikkdimperio224
@mikkdimperio224 6 лет назад
MARTY IS THE BEST
@madelinclaireg4446
@madelinclaireg4446 5 лет назад
I love her 😂😂😂
@WaterMan-ss6eb
@WaterMan-ss6eb 7 лет назад
Marty marry me you have got the greatest personaLITY AND SMOKIN HOT TO BOOT!
@slimjimphantom6294
@slimjimphantom6294 6 лет назад
Love this gal !!!
@helenivanic1628
@helenivanic1628 7 лет назад
You are hilarious. I was laughing so hard. I would love fly on a plane and meet you in person. hehe
@chextex4147
@chextex4147 6 лет назад
That last line....hahaha
@London1064
@London1064 5 лет назад
She is very good and brings a much needed humour into this world. 10/10
@DeadRaymanWalking
@DeadRaymanWalking 6 лет назад
If I was to fly in the future, I would SO fly Southwest and hopefully see Marty Cobb. Ten years ago, I flew SWA going home from moving my sister into her new home in Colorado, and when the FAs demonstrated the use of the seatbelt, they said to wear it low and tight "Britney Spears style".
@jacobglasgow2902
@jacobglasgow2902 4 года назад
I love these videos I drive school bus and we have to give a safety speech before we leave about rules and if something would happen what they are supposed to do and I base mine off of this to try and make it fun otherwise it’s the same old boring stuff and nobody listens to you lol.
@saphiro007
@saphiro007 6 лет назад
The last comments she made was hilarious!
@AtarahDerek
@AtarahDerek 3 года назад
She was quoting Come From Away, which was the newest hot musical on Broadway in 2017.
@gooniesneversaydie3699
@gooniesneversaydie3699 6 лет назад
I WAS THE 1K LIKE! I HAVE FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE
@mike74em
@mike74em 6 лет назад
B Dog So did it pay out for you?
@nazirkhawaja9108
@nazirkhawaja9108 6 лет назад
After 6 months... he gets 4 likes 😂
@rolandmiller5456
@rolandmiller5456 5 лет назад
I understand her perfectly.
@jerrynichols2660
@jerrynichols2660 5 лет назад
I love Southwest
@delta_5088
@delta_5088 5 лет назад
"Just do what we say and nobody gets hurt" United airlines
@AtarahDerek
@AtarahDerek 3 года назад
Someone has seen Come From Away.
@blexy350
@blexy350 5 лет назад
Too funny!
@colin2408
@colin2408 6 лет назад
This is like, Janice's sane sister.
@jonnycountry3356
@jonnycountry3356 3 года назад
I love you
@LarryTezekjian
@LarryTezekjian 5 лет назад
HILARIOUS!!!
@rogermetzger7335
@rogermetzger7335 3 года назад
Wish I could understand it.
@seansky2721
@seansky2721 2 года назад
She's a doozy!
@anton1949
@anton1949 5 лет назад
What a Doll.
@timothyblystone377
@timothyblystone377 6 лет назад
Chicago to LA. Similar if not the same crew.
@chuckschillingvideos
@chuckschillingvideos 5 лет назад
She's easy on the eyes too!
@duckwalkerindian4689
@duckwalkerindian4689 6 лет назад
these r happy people i guess....dont know may b i could b wrong too
@feelfree3881
@feelfree3881 6 лет назад
The funny thing is I bet when she first started doing that the pilot probably told her not to do that because it's unprofessional and stuff like that then Southwest probably realized just how much business they were getting because of her and said go ahead with it keep up the good work Marty I hope the next time I fly I am definitely flying Southwest and I am requesting Marty is my flight attendant fingers crossed
@CasimusxPrime
@CasimusxPrime 5 лет назад
She sounds like the mom on Young Sheldon
@jonnycountry3356
@jonnycountry3356 3 года назад
Hey its Jonny country
@laverdadesmejor
@laverdadesmejor 5 лет назад
I thought passengers were prohibited by FAA rules to laugh or smile once onboard.
@papakilo-2750
@papakilo-2750 3 года назад
huh where the hell you got that
@halfemoon2348
@halfemoon2348 3 года назад
DoYou still fly.. Sweet Marty??
@markorollo.
@markorollo. 6 лет назад
I just heard noise, slow doooooooownnnn
@ladyspace8815
@ladyspace8815 2 года назад
♥️
@terrymckenna3382
@terrymckenna3382 3 года назад
She pass as a scouser
@MyMomsAWaffle
@MyMomsAWaffle 5 лет назад
Who the hell will be able to breathe normaly after cabin pressure loss lol
@7riverseast217
@7riverseast217 5 лет назад
OMG..I love it...shes like ...A female Dennis Miller....but not an asshole !
@jeffoates6758
@jeffoates6758 7 месяцев назад
They keep saying 4 oxygen masks will drop.... But there is 6 across on the 737? Don't scare people! hehe.
@annabethschreiber5802
@annabethschreiber5802 5 лет назад
What flight number is her plane?
@Dee-mo3oj
@Dee-mo3oj 6 лет назад
💯
@paulpayton8238
@paulpayton8238 7 лет назад
glad I didn't marry this woman ha ha ha ha 😀 👍 😎 👍 she's good
@spock7945
@spock7945 6 лет назад
+Paul Payton it'd have been good if one were married to her though :) .. just need to remember which button to push to turn them on
@cagney1st
@cagney1st 5 лет назад
Bet she's glad too . .
@楊晟-x5u
@楊晟-x5u 2 года назад
She’s hot as hell
@TheAvenstar
@TheAvenstar 5 лет назад
Good thing no one needed to know everything she was saying. Humor is good though. Gotta give her credit.
@philoshaughnessy906
@philoshaughnessy906 7 лет назад
Can I buy you a drink?
@drewconway7135
@drewconway7135 3 года назад
Identical twin son and daughter? Whatevs.
@Eduardomiramar22
@Eduardomiramar22 6 лет назад
She is in another video got 10 million viewers But this video is better picture
@FreezinFury
@FreezinFury 6 лет назад
Shes speaking too fast i would have trouble understanding here.
@CaptainArt777
@CaptainArt777 5 лет назад
She has already been accused of showing off at the expense of her passenger. Almost all can't understand what she is saying which is supposed to be a safety briefing. She wants attention.
@rolandmiller5456
@rolandmiller5456 5 лет назад
Who accused her-YOU?. A lot of the Southwest folks do a similar type of spiel because here is a newsflash for you tightasses pilots. If they didn't make it somewhat humorous then NONE of the passengers would really listen.
@CaptainArt777
@CaptainArt777 5 лет назад
@@rolandmiller5456Miller, She talked to fast for folks to understand her. All newbies flying do listen and I don't know of any tightasses pilots. You must hang with the wrong crowd and I been flying for 54yrs. You are a foul mouth kid. Go back to school and at least finish grade school. Have a nice and safe day.
@randykiomall8377
@randykiomall8377 6 лет назад
Will she marry me lol
@richardwhite6110
@richardwhite6110 5 лет назад
Talking way to fast for me.
@daverogers5609
@daverogers5609 5 лет назад
about a minute and a 1/2 too long.
@finscreenname
@finscreenname 5 лет назад
Is this a retirement flight? Pan Am flight attendants would be rolling over in their graves if they still were not flying Southwest.
@nijmegen1964
@nijmegen1964 5 лет назад
Too fast for a safety brief - more interested in sounding slick.
@MillenniumForceLOVER
@MillenniumForceLOVER 3 года назад
I could still understand her
@christinaFaith84
@christinaFaith84 5 лет назад
Pretty sure this is scripted after seeingso many do it. I have seen some originals though.
@kymharris269
@kymharris269 11 месяцев назад
Oh I wish she slowed down a little. Very funny, but too fast..
@neilndebs
@neilndebs 2 года назад
I could hardly understand a word she said, way too fast!
@RichardHClark
@RichardHClark 5 лет назад
Bout time somebody quit being so serious
@nadinecrupi5481
@nadinecrupi5481 5 лет назад
Nooo..that's a little tooo much!
@matildabond..2390
@matildabond..2390 5 лет назад
I dont understand her,,she talks to fast!
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