C-sec officer: you're going to be in lock up for a long time Krogan-with that stunt you pulled. Grunt: sorry? Can you say that again? I'm too busy calling my dad who is the first human spectre ever to bust me out of this mess.
EDI also says something along the lines of "Cerberus created me, jeff freed me, but I am truly alive because of you." So Shepard also has a fully actualized AI daughter as well.
Add some pissed-off foster daughters in Miranda and Jack, a zany foster uncle with a dark secret in Mordin, a creepy, domineering sister in Liara, an awesome older brother in Garrus, a less awesome older brother in James, a business-minded religious aunt in Samara, and a spunky sister with tech know-how in Tali, and you have one big happy (weird) family. Which you can have sex with. I'm sorry, I just creeped myself out.
There are also blue kids in one of my games. There are alliance military brats in another, kids with a weird australian+north american accent in another, purple kids with FUBAR'd amino acids in another, and really, really fucked up half-mammal half-bird kids in another, who's entire biochemistry was also screwed over.
@@flashn00b I mean that's entirely subjective to each players RP choices. For me femshep is alittle more of a loose cannon thanks to Jennifer Hales masterful edgelord vocal performance, and maleshep is more of a straight edge buzz light-year/ Cpt America type lol
+Rafael Teles Krogan patients restless. Don't like bed rest. Even if they need it. Prone to jumping out windows. *inhales* Problematic. Should increase bill for Krogan patients to cover cost of broken windows.
More then a legend (Has Female Shepard adopt Salarian with Garrus) Garrus: Okay so besides having us adopt a Krogan (Aka Grunt) we now have a Salarian F!Shepard: Yep, and since he doesn't have a name I'm naming after the greatest bada$$'s of the galaxy, Solus Anderson T'soni Legion Archangel Shepard Vakarian the first! Garrus:.... Remind me to not never name the Varen pup
Grunt drank from a bottle of alcohol that lights things on fire AND ate noodles that in his own words were "a little spicy"? The Normandy's toilet is going to get destroyed!
@@mrandrews3616 Jonnhy Knoxville Krogan Edition, A Volus Equivalent of WeeMan, A Salarian as Steve-O, A Turian as a Bam Margera, and a varied Cast of Krogan Around to do stupid shit or fling the Volus around
They say that the Garrus is ME bromance character.. I disagree.. You can't find more funnier, honest and straight-forward characters in whole trilogy then Grunt and Wrex! Not to mention they don't "fail" as much in combat as other characters. *Tali and Wrex in elevator* Wrex: "You quarians messed up the whole galaxy when you let the geth break free. Do your people ever talk about it?" Tali: "Do the krogan talk about foolish war that resulted in the turians to sterilizing your people?" Wrex: "All the time."
I have Garrus all the time and he does completely fine by himself. I don't have to constantly medigel him like I would have to with others like Miranda and Jacob. As soon as I had enough characters, I never used them again. They were weak. Tali is weak too, but I adore her cute character.
tali is weak tea in 2 and 3 ya but she and garrus are the best in me1 because you can hack all the containers and get the best gear. game plays itself when you have boss armor and weapons
hulmad Depends a lot what class you play.. technical stuff is no problem with a infiltrator so you can invest a lot more in muscle.. but overall I agree with you.
C-Sec: Here is your bill *Shepard reads it* Shepard: "1,000,000,000 credits due to inflation and taxes......good thing my clone died so i can file for life insurance. I was worth 2 Billion credits!
+Sora: King of Hearts. lol a good one but i think that flying Car worths more then that...and that hospital window...and that satue...and the envoriment....and everything else...
Gordon Kroman haha true lol *Shepard gets a new bill* Shepard: For the destruction of the flying car, and the hospital window it now an extra 200,000,000 million credits. We are also afraid you did not file for income tax last year, nor pay any of your medical bills for over the last 3 years. Thus we are afraid to say your Medical Insurance does not cover your cost due to you already being dead more than once. ....... Shepard: Sometimes i wish i could have stayed dead.
TwitchtheOvertaker Garus and Ramirez gloating and trying to out-do each other on the Normandy is pretty funny too but I agree that this is the funniest. :P
Sev 117 take Grunt to the Citadel and when you go the Noodle Stand on the lowest level of the Citadel, you'll have the option to click on the Noodlestand and get a coment from Grunt about the Noodles
agreed. so well done. its like fan service central. gives you a chance to interact with these characters outside of their normal roles. had a blast playing this lol
Grunt's voice actor, Steve Blum, also played Zoltan Kulle in Diablo 3, Abathur in Starcraft 2, and Starscream in Transformers prime. And a helluva lot more, this man is my hero.
"They lowered me down on a rope" im pretty sure is Krogan for Grunt loosely holding a rope in one hand as another member of Arlak Company lovingly drop kicks him out a window.
Access Granted. Operation; Fire Cobra Claw is a Spectre intiative to determine failures in C-Sec security measures. Multiple failures did occur. Specifically, Illegal Krogan on the Presidium, Destruction of public property (the hospital glass breaking and then crashing into the water supply) Pollution (Grunt landing in the water supply) Drunken Disorderly of Illegal Krogan, Defacement of C-Sec property (Smashing bottle of Ryncol) Arson (Burning said property with volitile Ryncol) Grand Theft Auto, Failure to Signal (Before crashing), Public endangerment (Walking around on fire) Resisting arrest (Ignoring C-Sec officers while eating noodles) Results forwarded to Citadel Council.
Urdnot Grunt Tell me something: When someone refuses to give you valuable information, what would you do: Brain probe him, or shove him out the nearest 20 story building window? I choose window.
Recruit:I have more years on the battlefield than you have kills, runt. Grunt: Trying to mate with Salarian females doesn't count as fighting. Recruit: No-one talks to-[Hrgk!] Grunt: Someone help him up. We move in an hour.
"Citadel DLC" is what happens when Joss Whedon writes for "Mass Effect." Lots of great dialogue, in jokes, and one hell of a lot of fun. It is fan service, but a great way to send off the crew.
@@Aaroboe You had to either save Grunt from the Rachni or at least you had to complete his loyalty mission on mass effect 2 (imported character). After that you should get an email from Hackett to start the Citadel DLC. After you complete the main quest from the Citadel DLC, you should get an email from C-Sec officer mentioning Grunt after some time
Even the Noodle House sign -- with a scurrying Krogan jumping into a container of noodles (at least I THINK it's a container of noodles) is hilarious. XD
He was off doing his own thing and learning how to be a Krogan. Then got in as the leader of their special ops team in such a short time which makes him one of the most strongest Krogan that exists. For Krogans, can't really ask for better.
gh0strec0n141 Not exactly. Their anatomy isn't identical to humans. As I'm sure you know, we ejaculate into the vagina and tah dah! Asari have never needed to do that, they can have offspring without ever touching their partner. Their 'intercourse' happens on an emotional level, rather than sexual, they do not experience sexual pleasure. Due to the fact that they do not reproduce via intercourse alone and experience no sexual pleasure, it's highly doubtful they even have a vagina like us humans. They wouldn't need one, just an opening to deliver a child and perhaps another for excretion. Humans would have a few problems. Half species offspring if applicable, complications during sexual intercourse and the obvious fact that it would be just awkward to animate. Factor in possible diseases... Yeah. Theoretically, a Krogan and Human sexual relationship would be in the 'no no' area. Asari are built both mentally and physically to have relationships and families without getting physical and they wouldn't have any issues during sexual intercourse and its aftermath even if they did. For humans, it's exactly the opposite.
Blackjax137 WTF? Where the hell do you get that Asari don't have intercourse to have offspring? It just says that they can change their bodies to be compatible with any species.
Ghost rider masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Asari "During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin." "An asari's melding ability extends to a mental connection as well, which Liara describes as being the true union between an asari and her partner." The last paragraph somewhat countradicts a little of the first. It's a mistake by the writer, they're both in the same section. See for yourself. If you've played Mass Effect and listened to a lot of Asari dialogue, specifically, Liara then you'll know that Asari CAN reproduce without ever touching each other. Whether they do or don't have intercourse differs from each individual Asari, however, it's widely accepted that Asari reproduce mainly on an emotional basis than a sexual one. For the record. I never said they didn't have intercourse, I said that they don't need to and they probably don't. That comment about them changing their bodies to be compatible with any species is also a lie. That's false.
Blackjax137 Asari share a lot of the same bodily features as female humans, They have the same body shape as a female human, They have mammary glands, They most likely have genitalia the same as, or at the least, similar to humans, The same organs would have to be applicable too, due to the shape of an asari body, The only major differences noted is in biology between us and them, Different skin pigment, blood colour and lack of keratin follicles on the skull, due to them being hairless, The process of reproduction via melding would make sexual reproduction the way humans do so, obsolete, but they would still be able to do so, As you see in ME1 if you romance Liara.
Love his dirty lough.... Made a birthday party so i have no birthday, drank a lot, broke down the hospital, stole burning cop car, flew drunk around until shot down and then the foam didnt work on him because hes stil on fire.. well a normal krogans day, though Shep has a problem to keep up...
I loved how they set up the story and the music in the background. Ah bioware, you made a perfect franchise if it wasnt for the ending . That part almost ruined it all for me.
Its a mod that changes the ending of Mass Effect 3 to (if you have enough ems and make the right choices) where you can have shep live, kill the reapers, not kill the geth, and complete removal of star kid. A good victory. There are a lot of other mods that have spun off from MEHEM. Some have shep making the ultimate sacrifice, some have just the EC ending without the star kid... there are many versions at this point. There is something for everyone, so I recommend looking around!!!
I just love this whole scene. The 'flashbacky' parts where it shows the actual events happening are so epic. Makes the whole thing seem like a TV series. I wish there were more of those in-game. :)
Well..this is certainly inspiration enough to buy the Citadel DLC. Ah, Grunt. They grow up so fast. I remember when he was just born..now he's going on crazy drinking parties that should have put him in prison for extreme insanity.
XD LMAO Dude! I can imagine a cops ver. (tv show) called C-sec, it shows Grunt and his friends all drunk and sht, lol, the cameraman practically shtting his pants and what not XD
So the C-Sec Turian standing right next to Shepard and well within earshot of Grunt's confession goes along with Shepard's bullshit story? I guess the alternative was pissing Grunt off into another rampage.
Actually, you get Grunt to "apologize to the nice man", reinforcing the "our little baby krogan" joke. Surprisingly, he takes it well and does as told. But afterwards, Shepard still approves of Grunt's little adventure behind the C-Sec's back, complete with the "I love you, Grunt" and his cancer curing chuckle.
