Massive DVD Mystery Box Thing 5 | Ashens 

Rowan Atkinson "Stay Frosty"

Mr Bean always dies

When asked, just say "the one that punched Madonna."

For some reason that reminds me of the gag in the Simpsons where Tony Blair appears, voiced by actual Tony Blair, only for Homer to call him Mr Bean.

Unless you need something lets continue on to weynon priory

Implying someone actually bothered to make more than one bluray or dvd

didn't he show off a pirated copy of quest for the game child once?

@@trashheap94 yeah lol

Sure he showed a dvd before in one of these that he was in

Less likely tho as mostly digital nowadays, I bought and watched his recent movie but on youtube not dvd

failed step one

There's so many versions of that film. There's one from 1993 which is apparently "okay" and I will watch. Even Donald Sutherland starred in a similar film, Puppet Masters.

It was a plea, rather than a command.

@@6581punk The 1993 version is the best with the 1956 original. Then the 1978 version, then it's fifty feet of crap, then it's the 2007 version.

Wow they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel with quality there aren’t they?

I think I used to use a very similar font called "dungeon" in my graphics design days.

Huh. Thanks, I never knew what that font was called. The more you know

@@SusanIvanova2257 Sites like fonts in use are a great resource for learning about different and common typefaces used. :)

News of the World had a reading age of 8 and gave star ratings. That's all the marketing execs care about.

But they left out the goat's name. Saying that, weren't there some posters that had "Goat" written above the goat?

Well, they're not wrong.

@yogibear2k2 cringe

If you ever meet him, tell him I loved him in "The Matrix".

@WARMODE CHODE - What, you're saying he sucked in The Matrix, is that it? I guess you're entitled to your opinion, but I think he was great in it.

@WARMODE CHODE - He's alright, but not as good as Samuel L. Jackson was in The Matrix.

same here lol

We live in your world today.

It's funny you say that because I was just about to start rewatching them. I was like holy shit did he read my mind?

you should play the lottery

Want a handy?

It is a great segment, just the right amount of randomness

I love it

Same here

I recommend the film as well.

I third this, brilliant movie.

Same here, in fact I'd say that basically every movie I've seen from Clint Eastwood(as a director) has been quite good to great and worthy of the occasional rewatch. The only exceptions I can really think of were Jersey Boys and 15:17 to Paris (which suffered by the odd choice of reenacting events using the actual people involved and not actors)

Of course, if you're the sort of person who thinks characters have to be 100% good or 100% evil then you won't enjoy it. Unfortunately we live in a world where a lot of Twitter activists dislike complex characters. So there's elements of negativity and discrimination about Walt in the film. But the whole point of the film is to show how he overcomes that and helps out his neighbour. Can't really say more without ruining the plot.

@@6581punk Bee Vang's recent comments were either clout chasing or he completely didn't understand the movie he was in. He seems dumb enough for either option to fit.

Hilarious

Me after reading this comment: "Who directed You, Me, and HOLY SHIT IT'S THE RUSSO BROTHERS!"

Fifth highest counting inflation, second highest not counting inflation (Avatar took back the first place after China re-release).

It's like finding out the director of the 1st and 3rd highest grossing films of all time used to do modelwork for Roger Corman.

Debatable.

@@capness1228 Sex & The City the TV show was horrible and so are the movies.

I'd say it was probably a close thing but oooof

@@Clay3613 Exactly. You know what you are getting. When you order mcdonalds and get a bland ass burger it's hardly newsworthy, but when you order filet mignon and get a turd sandwich garnished with the undigested corn nibblet that is Shia LeBeef, it's a real gut punch.

@@Clay3613 The second movie killed the whole franchise...for now.

F

Sorry to hear

'This is the zodiac spoaking'

Bought it for son as he requested.

Why would he open a corpse?

Did you just wake up from a 20 year coma?

I still have a Blockbuster member card. My plan is to keep it for 20 years then sell it to fund my retirement. A sure-fire strategy.

Blockbuster is technically still going by the way.

@@bt3743 if it's past its expiry date

i think you meant to finish that with 'foodfight!' which is another absolutely atrociously terrible film

Norbit hands down

Norbit. At least that movie had Terry Crews.

No matter what the audience loses

Love Norbit hilarious

*its [own depressing, et cetera], meaning belonging to, and not "it's", which means 'It is'...

It's a good vs bad plot but done in a different way.

It has character development, something which is missing from most media nowadays.

@ShadowAngel I was thinking that same thing

Or compare to your own* At least he (actually, I will not spoil it).

I remember trying to watch a particular movie thrice because I fell asleep the first two times watching it.

Ave

​@Gasoline85 I did that with the ring sequel that came out a few years back,have still never got through it,fallen asleep every time I've tried to watch it

A friend: Can I watch this movie? You: no no no don't touch that stack the up stairs toilet will come down (I'm not that far behind ya lol my wife complains all the time even though they are in our extra room) honestly I don't even know the movies I have now even vhs dvd laser disc hell even some obscure ones on vinyl lol. Can't watch em but I still have em found em in a pawn shop for 3 bucks a piece. The guys in there thought it was a record I didn't say anything about it lol. But I was thinking what kind of record player would play vinyls in a case?

@@fordshojoe8080 I remember back when I was studying. I lent a mate a copy of Akira on dvd. It came back soaked in coffee and scratched up by what looks like a large tiger. I was always “once bitten twice shy” about lending dvds after that.

@@biscuitsalive ooo yea I could definitely understand that. I don't understand what some people do with stuff like that. I mean it's a movie do you really touch it that much that you need it up like that? In your case it's like did you try to eat it? Did you take it to the zoo and let a tiger try to eat it? If I see someone do that thing where they put the dvd on top of the case while changing movies they never touch mine again. Kids are the world's worst getting their fingerprints all over it ugh. I get a little leery sometimes too because I've had a person borrow I think like 3 movies from me at once and literally 2 days later they were in texas moving there (I live in Tennessee) I was like wtf dude you stole my movies he said who cares they are like 5 bucks at a pawn shop. That's not the fucking point dude you borrowed my movies 2 of probably my favorite and moved across the country. I tried and tried to get him to freaking mail me those movies at least the 2 I really liked he wouldn't do it. Well I have to go to his town in a few weeks for a business trip so guess who's getting their movies back. I ain't telling him I'm coming either I'm just gonna show up.

Ah yes, me and my load-bearing copy of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I have around 3,000 dvds since we don't have cable or Wi-Fi besides my phone so there's nothing to watch we get a lot from yard sale and flea markets and people giving them away. Got some good ones but yeah they take up so much space and we have to keep getting new shelves which we also get from thrift stores and places like that and now it's like you can't touch them or they will come crashing down. The length of my hallway is just shelves lined with dvds. Most of which we've watched multiple times. And yes norbit was a shit movie, I think ive somehow acquired two copies lol!

An evening of torture followed by an eternity of Wii'ing. Are you sure Norbit didn't kill you and send you to heaven?

That was your reward for watching one of the worst movies ever made, I think. They knew.

But you’ve nothing better to be doing on a Friday night. Join the very large club.

@@sparky4878 Saturday morning if it's past midnight

It's not the next day until you wake up

@@swanningabout being horologically correct yes Saturday, but as another said until I’ve nodded off it still feels like a Friday night. If out drinking ( remember those days?) I consider it Friday.

This is in my top 10 fav RU-vid comments

Similarly, the Australian character actor, Reg Lye, who popped up everywhere in the 1950's and '60's. He's great in the 1967-68 Doctor Who story, 'The Enemy Of The World', where he plays the depressive chef, Griffin.

Jim Caveezel?Caviezel? (Yeah, the guy from the first one)

@@iimMrBrightside Yup.

I always get his surname wrong so just refer to him as Jimmy Christ.

when even God says your movie is just an overbudgeted exploitation flick and he prefers Life of Brian, you're doing filming wrong.

If I was Mel I'd be calling up the studio like "Yeah, we're halting production and destroying all the footage. Why? Because God let off a warning shot at Jim that's why!"

God I know. I got so many random dvds from movie stop one time and it was aaammaaazing

The subtitles are on vhs but they didn't put them on the dvd

Hear hear!!

@@GreatSageSunWukong YOU HEAR THAT, STUART? THE BUDDHA VICTORIOUS IN STRIFE AGREES.

YES!!

Absolutely!

0

Resident Evil starring Anthony Hopkins would be much better.

I recall falling asleep for about 20 minutes when watching the first movie.

And all the teens looking at their giant phone screens and chatting with eachother over the film. Truly a great experience to have.

Charity shops such as sue ryder also have a lot of new furniture which would help to make extra cash but often ends up just being a waste of floor space as they rarely ever sell

it was esp worse when you couldnt find the remote and you'd go insane from repeating clips in the menu

I've only seen 1 DVD without a menu and that was my DVD of K-1 Grand Prix 2002, which was a kickboxing show from Japan. And I have about 1000 DVDs in my collection.

There were actually a whole range of them in Turkey with "Press-n-Play" branding until about 7 years ago. They were versions of films with no menu, no extras, cost more than regular DVDs for some reason yet they sold much more apparently.

"Interactive menus" is up there with "1 disc edition" in terms of just having something to fill space on the box

*Framed. You were so close to making an excellent joke, but blew it due to the spelling. What a shame...

I would have nowhere to put them!

I would buy 80 anime DVDs and I damn well did 5 times.

@The Annoyed Mr Floyd 80 anime dvds would cost you a bajillion pounds 10 years ago

@@theannoyedmrfloyd3998 80 anime DVDs for £12? Are you sure you actually bought them and it wasn't just a dream you had?

Actually, I’m surprised at how many of these are watchable.

I haven't even seen the series Fleabag but I knew who you meant and...yeah 🤤 lol

Ship it to him now, he'll review it in 20 years

@@TheTreyBlue The level at which you are absolutely correct is disturbing 🤣

I'm waiting for them to go on clearance, so I can make something neat out of them.

I’ve been seeing those ads a lot lately too. And they always pop up in the weirdest places like Warhammer 40K videos.

This is the first time of heard a DVD with a 1-disc edition.

I have the zero disc editions of every film ever made.

Wouldn’t a zero-disc edition be like those games that have a physical case you can buy from a store, but then all it has inside is a slip of paper with a download code? Have any movies actually been released like that? Now I’m curious

@@psmstr that's a good point.

@@psmstr yes I've actually seen a copy of the last spiderman film in Tesco that came in a little cardboard box with a code inside

Here it’s 8 pm on a Friday night

Are you also in Perth, western Australia?

No, I’m in Houston, Texas, USA.

@@GamerKing50 I meant red wolf92 but thank you regardless

@@DewMan001 make sure to tag next time

It's so disingenuous to the actual film I almost feel like it's intentional. Like how Spec Ops The Line was advertised as just another military shooter.

The Ultimate-Man Film? The Ultimate Man-Film? What does it even mean

Ashens needs to go on RLM.

I was about 19. Good times, people used to go out to the pub, socialise before the internet ruined everything :)

Its weird he says that he remembered being really young, Implying a way younger age, but in reality it was just his mid teens.

the same happened to my Nintendo Switch

DI box. Commonly used to stop such things.

Is that a typical problem in Cobristan?

@@DennisFromRLM “Cobristan is not a real country!”

@@DennisFromRLM Well, that and a lack of passport-quality crayons, yes.

It was the tattoo artist and they did settle. I only know this because I watched a video on frivolous lawsuits and this was featured.

Cmon man, Mattsters of the Universe was RIGHT THERE.

Love it. Done. Cheers.

*Chicago

Chicago in Dark Knight, then New York in Dark Knight Rises.

there have been plenty of well lit cities over the last year or so in the USA

@@bettyswollocks1670 including the Capitol ya’ll tried to wreck? Just because I have Gestapo in my username doesn’t mean I’m a Nazi. I like Orwell and freedom so fuck off.

@@MatiPryjomko yeah, TDKR actually used like 7 or 8 different cities mashed together, but I totally agree it feels the most like New York.

Exactly, thank you. Not saying that because I knew it or something, but by logic, you know. Because Mike Tyson, is in one of these damn things!!! So why would he sue them, it's not the logical thing, unless the guy is a complete d*ck.

for sure. it shows how scummy that avenue of entertainment can be.

Had to argue with a guy in a charity shop once because they were 2 for £1 and there was only one film I wanted.

I would choose the worst DVD they had and then bin it immediately lol

That explains why I've not seen him in any films lately.

Clearly you've never watched any decent films like the 1993 film Deadfall featuring all kinds of famous people who should know better

America exaggerating its accomplishments in international politics and diplomacy? Tell me it ain't so!