Master CAT THIEF In Action In Human Fall Flat! 

Aph: "Im dating his mustache, it leaves his mouth every night" Garroth: WHAT?!

"Belinda. I remember Belinda. She was my girlfriend." "WHAT" ( 2:20)

9:52 🎶 Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it awayyyyy🎶

“It leaves his mouth every night” “WHAT?!-“ (Ooc: 👁👁 SHE’S A RUNNER SHE’S A TRACKSTAR-💀💀

I just read the description of the video and..........it’s bootiful XD ITS A WEED!!! IM CALLING DE POLICE

Jess: **Jumps across chandeliers** Me: *_YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COOOMMMMMIIIINNNNGGGGG!_*

*_aphmau is like the best youtuber ever she’s my favorite_* *like if u agree*

sargent: "awe whats your treasures names" "BeeKeeper/robber: Peep Poop and Pop" Sargent and other cops: "she named them after cereal"

Love u potAO quEeN 💜❤️👑🥔 Btw i love your new series -w-

At 8:34 aphmau said to the police "get away from me robber" when she was the robber

“Spider cop!” Flash backs to infinity war and endgame *cries in i don’t feel so good*

Who’s watching this in 2024?

15:55 *aphmau cracks Eins neck* *theme song comes on* I love you It sure does look like it 🤣😆

"You're gonna be my new wifee" "You're leaving your mustache for the bird?" I spit out my water 😂😂😂

5:37 nice beat boxing Jess🎶

Aphmau is my comfort account why? Because she makes my day! I've been crying all night because of the stress of school and I really miss my old teacher and my old classmates and watching Jess's videos just make me happy and I don't know where I'd be without Jess so thank you sm Jess I've been watching your videos since you were at 9 mil 💜

Andy's fav line in this video......... OfFiCeRs! oFfIcErS!

0:58 "Dont worry the house is locked theres no way the robber can get in-" Moeka: **Gasps** "She got in!!"

The accents tho.. 😂 YOU UNDER A-REST! Wha?! Nuuuu LEAF MAH WIFE ALONE YOU’LL NEVAH CATCH MEH! YESH WEH WELL MUWAHAHAHA I really need help 😂

Who's watching this in 2024? 🏳🌈

stealing hearts? Persona?! I'm thinking about it from the start!!!

Aphmau: let me give you a pat on the head.. Me: Oki- Aphmau: and a necksnap Me: someone call the ambulance and thank Aphmau for killin meh XD

Aphmau; It leaves his mouth every night Officer thighs for days; WHAT?!!??

Fun fact, this was the very first video I saw of Aphmau when I became a fan. Still loving it

Andy):"YOU LEAVE MAH WIFE ALONE!" Viewers:*Laughter*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: IIIII WannA SWiNg FroM tHe ChanDerILEEEER! FroM tHe ChanDerILEEEER!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pls tell me what the right spelling was but Idc😂

A pat on the head *and* a neck snap , man that's the good stuff right there

Chris:the criminal has a banana redemption arc me: *laughing my head out*

Who’s watching in 2024🎉

Aph: let me give you a head part "Officer candy": oh- Aph: and a neck snap * slowly drags his body to the edge *😂

*Warning S6 joke incoming* Me: *sees thumbnail* Me: Oh, she dodged the laser this time (This is joke!!)

"oh no! she knows how the law works!" XD

Aphmau this is my favourite video on your channel ever since I saw it I love the comedy please do more stuff like this and know your old fans never stopped supporting you 😊❤

“OH NO SHE KNOWS HOW THE LAW WORKS!!!” IM DEAD.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3.41 she’s on the chandelier! *in my head : IIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIERRRR!

Video: 11 minutes ago Comments: *16 hours ago* DID I BUY THE WRONG PHONE????!!!

It’s been a while since I’ve watched this video and I’m proud and happy that I saw this video again…. Thank you aphmau😊

i was LMAO soooooo hard especially the two police guys😂😂😂😂😂 also did anyone else think they sounded like eric cartman from south park😂😂😂😂 👇this many do

Title: Master Cat Thief In Action! Me: Nah its more Master Smol Potato Thief In Action!

Garroth: Ima arrest u for being illegal! Me: Your face is illegal .-.

Garroth voice the entire time- “STAY AWAY FROM MAH WIFE.”

Hey I just wanna say thank you for making videos every day you make me and my brother and sister happy when we’re sad

Garroths mustache should be a video on its own it’s so fabulous

2:27 Garroth: I have a treasure to my wife, Belinda. Aphmau: I remember Belinda she was my girlfriend. Garroth: WHAT!? YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE.

2:25 Andy: The only thing inside is me, and I’m a treasure to my wife, Belinda Jess: Belinda-I remember Belinda. She was my girlfriend Andy: WHAT?! Jess: XD Andy: YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!

15:50 Aph: Officer Candy, let me give u a pat on the head...and a neck snap Me: lol rip chris 😂😆 (but seriously that noise on the neck snap is hilarious 😆😂) P.S. great job on the vid!!!

I laughed so hard when this happen Aphmau: congratulations here is a pat on the head and a neck snap 🤣

at 15:51 it sounded like a cat meowing 🤣😂😂😂

5:57 😂I WANNA SWIIIIIIIIIIG ON THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRRRR

God is a pencil Aph is a highlighter god drew the world Aph made it brighter Edit: thanks for 86 likes! (sadly thats the most likes ive ever gotten)

-and a neck snap >:3 JESUS CRIST JESS

𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜!!!! 𝑌𝑎𝑦 𝑖 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙

0:17 I haven't even watched the video yet and as soon as he said his name was "Officer thighs for days" I dropped on the floor laughing 😂🤣😂🤣

Omg aphmau I love u so much I always watch ur vids when I'm sad or bored I also subscribed

Andy: she’s dressed like a robber get her! Everyone who wears striped clothes: Me: uhhh Gachalogic Everyone: Ohhhhhh 😯 😲 😮

When you were on the chandelier I was like "I'm ganna swing from the chandelier" 😹😹 Remember a Year ago when Corona Wasn't real? yeah those were the good ol' days 🤗

I wish Aphmau went back to how it was just chilling on random games.

What is that voice your doing Jess? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aphmau: let me give you a pat on the head... and a neck snap Me: *dies*

-I remember Belinda..- -She was my girlfriend..- lE gASP Cop is shook

Who else is in 2023 and watching this and misses the old aphmau.

Am I the only one who loves the role-play of this?🤔

*Officer Candy, Officer Thickthighs and Officer Thighsfordays* Oml yes-

*Me watching this at 1 AM trying not to laugh

Just me or her old videos more funny than her new ones XD

4:12 *ERRRBUDY CULM DURN, CULM DURN, CULM DURN! me: (laughing my bones off)

15:28 Aphmau: *flips around on mushroom* Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:31 what I am thinking I just want to swing from the ChAnDeaLiEr the ChAnDeLiEr 😂

Luv it aphmau love it the style and the attitude 😂

At 4:58 Aphmau:It leaves his mouth every night Me:LMAO

Hi people, I'm finally early. Love you Jess ❤💛💚💙💜

YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE💀💀💀💀💀💀

two views and 100 likes wow I thought the day would never come

“I remember my wife Belinda” Me:did I hear that right.??? Me:replays* Me:OH MY GOOODDDDDD........THATS MY NAME!!!!!!!

"It leaves his mouth every night~" 4:56-5:01 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm a fan of your videos and I can't stop watching your videos they are super cute and funny and super exciteding

Jason: then how did you cheat on on his mustache? Jess: it leaves his mouth every night. Andy: WHAT!!! 😂😂😂😂 I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes

Jess: your wife was my girlfriend. Andy: you leave my wife alone. 😂😂

I love you yay I’m happy I’m one of the first

Ein: the house is locked there I'd no way for her to get in Aph just casually walks in

OMI I LOVE IT Edit: and hi person scrolling through the comments

aphmau: let me give you a mandatory head pat... and a neck snap. by irene, that went from 0 to 100 real quick

This was the first of her vids I watched. I really want more Cat robber.

She be like 'A pat on da head AND A NECK SNAP HHAHA

Hey early squad!! Btw andy kinda sounds like one of the characters from South Park when he does that voice

Aphmau : Belinda? I remember Belinda, She was my Girlfriend Garroth : WHAT!? YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!!!! Me: O_o Nani?

Aphmou : look up here Me : Im GonA sWiNg fRom dAaa sHaNdEleir

This has to be my favorite human fall flat she has ever done!!! I have already watched it like 4 times but…

PEEP POOP AND POP!! :< THAT WAS LOVELY

no one: Aphmau: "Imma give you a pat on da head! and then a neck snap" *drags body away*

When i think im first but my notification didn't work and you get the notification 30 minutes late😑

"SHES ON THE cha- the chandurlur!!" Got me dead 😭

1:47 Jess: "Ehhh... I'm not doing anything illegal. At all. OH NO!" 2:30 Jess: "I remember Belinda. She was my girlfriend." Andy: "WHAT?! You leave my wife alone!" 3:18 Why did that sound like Jason's scream? 😂 3:31 Chris: "Where'd she go?" Andy: "She's in the trash!" 4:38 Jess: "I HaVe ThE cOiN!" 5:30 Andy: "Officer Thighs for days. *Falls* AHHHH!" 6:15 Chris: "I will impress you officer! I'll get her! Don't worr- AH...!" *Dies* 😂😂😂 7:04 Chris: "In hot pursuit!" *Slips on banana* "AHHHHHHHH!" 8:32 Chris: "Hhgh! Hhgh! Hhgh! Hhgh! Ah! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Chris's screams are hilarious) 😂😂😂 11:58 Chris: "Oh no! Don't push me off! I swear it took me so long to get up here! I swear. AUGHHHH!" 14:36 Jess: "Oh my god my baby! MY BABY!!!!" 15:52 Jess: "Officer Candy. Let me give you a congratulatory pat on the head... And a neck snap!" Lol Jess!

"THE BABIES ARE IN THERE" "When I mean babies I mean my twinkies" (òwó)

The memories ☺️🥺

I love your videos aphmau!

“Anything you say or do will be taken and written down in really fancy font” I mean, *He’s not wrong*

i fell off my bed laughing at the intro 😂😂😂😂

*_"Oh no! She knows how the law works!!"_* *~ Beep ~*

This is the best vid with the potatoes I love it😍

11:21 When garroth try to make it sad "I can't have kids anymore dude *maybe dude* (???) ehheh Tooooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣