MatPat's Dark Secrets - RealiTea 

Stop spying on dad life

5 mins ago lol

If you want to be a Major Gamor Mat then you need this chair! I’ll mail you one with your next refill.

@@thegamer3131 no let him eat it

Dont eat the FOOD its brainwashing you.

no hmm

Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmkmmmmmmmmmmm

We’re counting on you!

three words Pancake diet coke

-hmmmm-

Fun fact: breatheing is a jojo refrence

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

Fun Fact : mat pat never did jojo video but made jojo reference before

how did you make a comment 7 hours ago when the video was uploaded only 1 hour ago?????

@@henkkahenrik4183 it was uploaded 7 hours ago

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Obey. The. Server.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

Time travel maybe but probably not because dad is just a completely normal person living a completely normal life

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Yep

Time stamp?

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i am to dad is fake

@@asacox4894 he doesn’t know where I live, no food for me :D

@@random_commenter6904 i know thats good inside a mind is the only one left who can stop dad

@@random_commenter6904 :)

Shadow, your not alone! They will keep picking us off but they can't take us all. Just like area 51!

Ruv pfp. I respect you.

Because he's not a douschebag.

Fact, can comfirm.

Hey Charlie!

My secrets are already visible for all to see in my videos.

Yes Dad.

I definitely am

Yes father

Darn straight dad

Yes.

oh speaking of the cats. didn't see you there nick. don't mind me. just another on looker.

Hi first reply omg

Oh darnit

@@alphahawk325 eh its luck buddy. I don't really care.

Hi

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@@taakofromtv150 yeah last time I didn't do that I got banned from an online match

Nah bro that's telepathy. Don't underestimate DadBot

​@@diamondmemer9754o b e y

It's Town, USA

Yeah, you would think living in it I'd realize this, nah it just feels real borin, least I got king's Island I suppose

*ØHÌŒ ĪŚ ÑÉVËŔ ßÕŘĮŅĢ.* Its like real life Gravity Falls.

Ohio is very chaotic, specifically the weather. -A guy from Ohio

Pros of living in Ohio: You get to experience all four seasons Cons of living in Ohio: They all occur within the same week

OMG I LOVE THIS COMMENT

Dad: "You dare use my own spells against me, Patthew?"

Have a biscuit, Potter. 🍪

@Í Ám ÇĥříšBB 78 how about no comments you

Remember eat your FOOD

True. Very true

Yes cat

@Í Ám ÇĥříšBB 78 no

@Çhrizin Pézēt x95 stop just stop

Remember eat your FOOD

lol

Lmao i literally just died too lmao after saying (OUT LOUD 🤦🏻‍♀️) “MATTHEW PATTHEW” and legit roared out in laughter 😝

*Bam* I’ll take one ticket please.

🎟 thank you

Thanks mate

Thank you, kind sir

I’d rather not, too busy making cookies for dad.

He 'boutta get grounded by dad

That's just a theory!

@@atommactic1264 *A DAD THEORY*

@@fatd0gg072 Annnnnnd CUT!

Get some tea

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

@@flawlessgoku Stop spamming man. Dad doesn’t like trolls, cause he’s the king troll.

Behold person part of cult:@@dabigcheezprod

@@flawlessgoku For the last time, it’s a club!

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

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A DAD THEORY!!!

THANKS FOR WATCHING

LMAO

A fIlM tHeOrY!!!!! THANKS 4 WATCHING

I mean it's just a theory a DAD theory

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Remember eat your FOOD

bred boys

DJ Dedf1sh profile picture, nice

@@Constantine_Cvl8 shes my comfort creature :)

Omg can you imagine? 😂😂😂 I hope that happens!

Remember eat your FOOD

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Dear god

Reality can be anything that Dad wants.

May the Lord be with us.

pathew is a maggot

This is actually true, in a sense. Dad feels is a great commentary on a lot of real life things.

Remember eat your FOOD

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Help hdhdud gdx ufhf

._.xD

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ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

*YOU WILL NOT FOOL US THEORISTS SUPPOSED “FATHER” AND WE KNOW THAT MAT PAT HAS BEEN CONTROLLED BY THE SUPPOSED “FOOD” YOU GAVE HIM!*

@@sonict1143 Dad freed him with

@@DadFeels you have not supposed “father” you’re can of “food” has given the corporation control of mat pat and possibly you

@@DadFeels Can I have some FOOD?

Hello, D.A.D.

Omg tropical flavored food, tastes of tropical

Nice thinking LG The Life’s good company not official and fake.

Hehe. I am 69th like

Dude, somebodys unliking it.

He pulled an uno reverse card

Hay uno Reverse

Thus the reason for tea

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

@@flawlessgoku I see the conformity in him already. Like 5 seconds in

Omg are you saying that mat pat is breathing in morse code his plans to master quantum energy and go through time to join ancient cults!!!! !

@@tutin9930 no. It's a joke. Oh wait **R/whoosh scoping at me**

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Good :) Dad wants exactly that.

oh god did he eat the FOOD?

I mean...that depends. Are you a theorist too?

May you please decode it for me?

Not Morse code that's not how it works also he's probably just trying to be a better storyteller without actually moving his mouth

Ummmm...... mat?

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I’m not simping for anyone either you are

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I agree about the decication. But i diasgree about Dad being freaking sus

@@phantasmblue ...

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges ?

Correct. :)

Funny. Im the 69th like

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

It should have been Matric Pathew.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

@@flawlessgoku 2 times

We are safe here, he doesn't know. A single safe haven from the hearts of DAD

Odd note, but do you think that there might be a morse code message in his eyebrows? I don't know why, but I feel like he's hiding a message in this.

We need Food Theory to help us.

@@donnovandalusong266 there is a chance we have lost more people to braniwashing by dad

Yes it makes sense

That would be ironic

Shh

I hate simps...So dad have to Perish...

@@lajbartek360 good thing Dad isn’t

@@DadFeels Ok... i was scared for moment but now i see everthing is fine. Thanks for letting me now

@@lajbartek360

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CqdE2EKhJG4.html beginning of this video is proof he has already joined cult don't believe anything he says all he says is false nothing is happening everything is just fine this is just Ḑ̵̢̨̡̢̡̛̛͖͕͕̜̗͍̹͓͎̫̟̳̲̩͚̬̤̤̦̞̯̰̜̭͕̜͕͙͚̝̤̗̮̪̹͉̳̜̠̟͉̲̺͍̖̲̬̤̜͇͎̖͓̯̤͔̘͖̳̞̱͕͚̣̪͈̭͚͔͓̞̩͇͈̰͙̝̜̖̩͓̰̂͊͆̋̎̽̐̽͗̓̌͂͒̒͑͒͂̿̍̿̽̇̂̊̎͑̋̿͊̓̆̑̓̄̈́̉͐̚̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅą̵̢̨̧̢̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̨̢̢̢̧̨̛̘̬̗͇͍̩͓̤͍̘̞̰̳̲̟̬̠͓̫̻̩̘̜̥̩͇͇͙̳͚͕̹̯̮̤̖̰̳̼̫̰͙͕̖͖̣̱̹͖͍͓̤̯͕͙̠͇̺͙̮̱͙̟͔̰͕̯͕͍̙̩̤͕̗̗̻̬͔͔̺̻͓̪͚͍̣̯͖̗͖̮̥̰̭̬̣͓̟̝̜̬͍͎̪̣̯̜̬̼͔̼̙̪͈̞̦̪̖̱̣̮̣͕̭͙̼̯͓̟̱̝̖͙̜̤͖̖̦̰̲̝̝̥͖͓̠͈̯̉̅̉̽͊̋̓̎̉͌̾̈́̃̒̇͊͂̿̌̔̉͂̿̒͒͊͊̂͌̍́̑̽̒͆͐̅̚̕͘̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅḏ̴̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̙̣͕̟̻̺͎̞̤̦̝̗̼̮͇̟̮̪̳̰̳̘̭̭̳͉͖̰͈͇̺͔̥̖͙͉̲̦̜̪̞̭͔̼̠̟̺͉͚̜͙̟̝̙̤͙͙̬̜̰͔̻̣͇̳̪͎̪͔͔̭͍̫̪͙̲̫̮̫̺͚̮̣͇̼̣̺̗̥͉͕͚͓̮̱̪̞̗̥͕̳͙̯̳̭̩͈͍̖͈͔̠̪̪͚̫͔̥̼͈̹͉̮͖̦̟̂͋͊͐͗̅̀̈́̀̃̓̌̿̒͑̌̋̾̓͐͊͑̔̽̑̊̓͒͌̅̔̀̓̇̿̄̏͂̓̊̈̂̂̆͑̄̊͊̈́̽͒̈̍̔̂͊̌͂̈͑̍̈́͊̎̽̋̌̇̔̆̂͑͆̀̀̀̉̔͆͑̄̈́̇̅͑̐͒͑̃̒̈́̒̀̂̾̐̏̊̔̄̿̄̄̍̆̈́̔͒̇͛̆̃̆͑̉̅͌̇̔̏̅̑͒̏̆̇̈́̑̾͋͋̾̍̋̀́̉̑̏͛̅͗͐͋̔͐̀̓̍̃͋̅͑̍̃̆̒̉̓̇͌̄̾̏̿́̎͑̉̾̑̓̆̊̆̀͋̈͛̈̿̓̀̐̓̍̀͗͊̑̌̽̀̾̑̎́̑́̈́̓̚͘͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ .∅∆∆∆∆∆∆∅

@@flawlessgoku That was just the Poppy intro, since Poppy had a video and she repeatedly said “I Am Poppy,” and that intro was a refference to that.

Remember eat your FOOD

Obey the server

Can XD

Remember eat your FOOD

Dad is too great to be limited to just the internet. Dad will be everywhere

@@luna_rose7604 yes he wil.

@@luna_rose7604 ikr. dad for president 2024

Dad has already been on TV. He was a skittles spokesman and he was on always sunny i believe. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AyYJlYxVJDc.html

Especially the Chinese (that was a history joke)

Remember eat your FOOD

Obey the server

Naaah I think that’s a myth

That's just a theory, a DAD theory

No. It’s Matrick Pathew

MatPat has one T :)

Technically it has two t's

Remember to eat your FOO- I mean Oreo's.

Yea that is sus and defintly not talked about The movie and defintly real life

Ignore

Yeah, I would like a little aswell

Oh someone else that came from mat’s vid

I can hear this in Matt's voice everytime I read it 😂

Me too lol

Ooh thats a good one

@@NTotallynotme no don’t

@@jaredlewis3001 Dad has hearted the comment already Dad cannot be stopped Dad knows all Dad is the best RU-vidr in all the universes

wait....

Food theory...... FOOD theory......

Yeah but MatPat's home town is extra bad - they actually mispronounce their name so they know when outsiders come sniffing around.

@Ezra Cohen True. Had to be done when you disobey.

Dad is only normal human man doing normal human man things.... Cosume...your...food....obey

@@benjaminressler7745 Exactly, nothing to see here. Just Dad doing Dad things.

True 😔

Obey the server

Hello

Hello

@@lizziemarshmallow4978 hi

@@DadFeels 𝙃𝙄

@@DadFeels chicken nugget zoom